Facebook (zynga)poker players are a joke...

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  • will2survive
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-26-09
    • 8099

    #1
    Facebook (zynga)poker players are a joke...
    I always knew that I was better than the average poker player(In my opinion--I have a gift).This is different.When I or any other "serious" poker player goes on facebook,I can basically win at will.Are there hands that I lose? Of Course.---Excluding that,when I'm on that site,I feel like I'm better than people on their best day.

    Some people pay for chips----are u f'ing kidding me? A " real player" can earn chips in a timely manner.I wish that we could sell our chips.It's almost comical being at a table from people all across the world and knowing that you can win at will.

    Example:Sit N Go----------

    My goal: 1. Get in the top 3
    2.Get in a head to head scenario(someone else can have 6,000 chips and I could have 2,500 and I still know that I will win.---(The goal is to get into that head to head situation)

    I hate to say it but when I see a female player,I know that they're loose and are an easy target(just wait for the right hand because they will go all in all of the time.)

    I know that it's somewhat a social environment but the first time that I played there,I knew that I'm better than the average person.

    I hate to repeat myself but what person in their right mind would pay for chips on facebook? Can you win something? Not that I'm aware of.

    To me,as someone who takes the game serious no matter what I'm playing for,it's an insult to see and play with some of these people.

    Why do I do it? You have a friend list and the amount of chips that they've accrued.Some people aren't really my "friend" and I love for them to see that they are a dimple on my ass cheek when it comes to poker---say...someone in your life(school,etc.) that was an ahole.I love for them to see my name surpass their's like a Porsche passing a Chevy Nova

    I hope that I enlightened people on this site like me who take money and competition in a serious manner
  • icancount2one
    SBR MVP
    • 01-05-10
    • 1507

    #2
    Wow, sounds like you're pretty awesome. How much did you win?

    Oh wait. Nothing.
    Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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    • asianxal
      SBR Hustler
      • 01-15-10
      • 69

      #3
      Yeah the facepage poker sucks. People on that site can't play for shit.... and I suck
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      • poker_dummy101
        Restricted User
        • 11-03-08
        • 6395

        #4
        i hope this was a joke post
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        • BaumChamp
          SBR Hustler
          • 02-09-10
          • 94

          #5
          its just a fun facebook game, dont take it seriously
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          • LLXC
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-10-06
            • 8972

            #6
            Sigh...analyzing Facebook poker players...
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            • Slainte
              SBR MVP
              • 12-13-09
              • 2442

              #7
              To be better than the average player in zynga, means to know the rules
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              • suckerforparlays
                Restricted User
                • 02-15-10
                • 4536

                #8
                lol is this a joke. Your suppost to be bitching about full tilt and poker stars not facebook and zynga lol
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                • Slainte
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-13-09
                  • 2442

                  #9
                  Facebook should allow pokertracker and HUD lol
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                  • chadodaddio
                    SBR Hustler
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 72

                    #10
                    Facebook zynga poker cmon man whats this all about???
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                    • andrew5
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 06-08-09
                      • 677

                      #11
                      of course the players stink your not playing for anything of value.its like a freeroll without the roll people paying for more chips is funny. my sisters friend paid zanga for more stuff on that farm game i thought that was funny and what a waste of money
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                      • JohnnyDr@ma
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 02-10-10
                        • 102

                        #12
                        i can see OP with HUD on facebook poker lol, writing notes on all the players
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                        • bigpapa89
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 11-19-09
                          • 447

                          #13
                          people that play for free on facebook either dont know the game very well or are playing very loose because it is for free!
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                          • neville sinclair
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 04-03-09
                            • 257

                            #14
                            I'm still waiting for facebook rakeback.
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                            • icancount2one
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-05-10
                              • 1507

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JohnnyDr@ma
                              i can see OP with HUD on facebook poker lol, writing notes on all the players
                              I hacked OP's zynga but can only see his notes/HUD:

                              Seat 1: donk
                              Seat 2: calling statino
                              Seat 3: loser
                              Seat 4: idoit
                              Seat 5: Ace rag? What a moron!

                              Down total of 10k monopoly bux to this crew
                              Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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