Here is you a donk for today chaos!!

**thechaoz** · 10-23-19, 03:27 PM

Yahoo poker random number generator at it again!

**fried cheese** · 10-23-19, 04:22 PM

it sure is a mystery why joe keeps getting outdrawn when he bets the minimum.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 8016110
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:21:00 23/10/2019 ET
Table 'Table 84864', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : friedcheese, amount $1550, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (joined) : Joecool20, amount $610, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (joined) : JayTris07, amount $615, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (joined) : Manosdepiedra, amount $1215, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (joined) : codone69, amount $730, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (joined) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $1280, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
codone69: Small Blind ($25)
OldSchoolGambler: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to friedcheese: [8c, 5d]
friedcheese: Fold [btn] ($0)
Joecool20: Call ($50)
JayTris07: Fold
Manosdepiedra: Fold
codone69: Call ($25)
OldSchoolGambler: Check ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4c, 3d, 6d]
codone69: Bet ($50)
OldSchoolGambler: Call ($50)
Joecool20: Raise ($100)
codone69: Call ($50)
OldSchoolGambler: Call ($50)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4s]
codone69: Check ($0)
OldSchoolGambler: Bet ($100)
Joecool20: Raise ($460)
codone69: Fold
OldSchoolGambler: Call ($360)
Joecool20: Show Cards ($0)
OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)
Joecool20: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1370, Rake $0
Summary Joecool20: bet $610, won $0, net $-610
Summary OldSchoolGambler: bet $610, won $1370, net $760, HoleCards [4h, Ah], HiHand [three of a kind, fours] [4s, 4h, 4c, Ah, 8h], won $1370 from main pot

**JoeCool20** · 10-23-19, 04:35 PM

I didn't bet the minimum, I raised to $100 with top pair of 6's. And your own post shows it dumbass!
How the hell much do you expect me to raise when all I have is two 6's? Then the dude called the raise with
low board pair of 4's, and immediately donked another 4! I'm not saying it was a "bad play" for the dude to call a raise with low board pair and see if he donks!! LOL I knew immediately what had happened, but all I
had was $460 left so I raised just to see if the stupid game had donked somebody three 4's over my
top board pair! And sure enough it had done it to me!! So like I said, whatever I get, if ANYBODY calls me, then they will donk whatever they need to beat me! Thanks for proving it!

It is more hilarious every time it happens!

**fried cheese** · 10-23-19, 04:41 PM

he didnt fold to your 1 bb raise? very unlucky.

**JoeCool20** · 10-23-19, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by fried cheese

he didnt fold to your 1 bb raise? very unlucky.

I already answered that above my friend.

Originally posted by JoeCool20

I'm not saying it was a "bad play" for the dude to call a raise with low board pair and see if he donks!!
How the hell much do you expect me to raise when all I have is two 6's?

But yes in hindsight, with only $560 in chips, a case can easily be made that I should have went

all in as soon as I flopped the top pair! But you are talking to somebody that KNOWS what is going

to happen! LOL I'll get called by someone with less and then they will donk me! So I min raised instead!

But if he calls $100 then he is also going to call a $560 all in, and then I would have felt WORSE when he donked! LOL

**fried cheese** · 10-23-19, 04:54 PM

how about you raise on all in on the draw heavy flop when you are low on chips? the other guy probably had a straight or flush draw too.

**JoeCool20** · 10-23-19, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by fried cheese

how about you raise on all in on the draw heavy flop when you are low on chips? the other guy probably had a straight or flush draw too.

I will go as far as to say it was dumb for me to not raise all in with top pair sir. We both know it now!

But I think he calls $560 all in anyway if he called $100.

Hell man, I'm too damn scared to play right because I always get donked!

I just had got AA donked at 11 pm the night before!

**JoeCool20** · 10-23-19, 05:00 PM

Cheese I ought to just go all in everytime I get an ace or 2 face cards or a hole pair and just see what happens!

That's what a lot of other people do! And then you can just keep donking or get it over with quickly!

But whenever I try that I don't win either!

I got "buzzard luck" at this shit and I can't even believe I am 13th!

**Auto Donk** · 10-23-19, 05:03 PM

Face it, Joe absolutely sucks ass at playing poker.....

**JoeCool20** · 10-23-19, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Face it, Joe absolutely sucks ass at playing poker.....

I don't even know if you CAN "suck" or be "good" at this donk ass SBR shit! You were posting about it yourself

before your luck changed and you accrued a lot of points! Maybe I will start donking sometime soon too!

I'd personally just rather my Hole AA not get donked and go from there!