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  • bobbywaves
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-06-08
    • 13280

    #281
    Joe, I'll still take action from you on my annual challenge (either most pts or most cashes for 2019, your choice).

    All you have to do: Work the SBR glory holes, solicit a sizable loan, & get back to me by posting up for action. I'll be here patiently waiting broke dikk.
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    • bobbywaves
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-06-08
      • 13280

      #282
      Fri 15
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      bobbywaves
      1205 joecool 1020 spider 395
      thechaoz 990 thomorino 805 carolinadaze 655
      hawkeye16 1150 sinmiedo 1325 estoxx 330
      tripledbets 1105 brian311 655 mirapro 355
      4450 3805 1735
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      • JoeCool20
        SBR MVP
        • 05-31-18
        • 4440

        #283
        Originally posted by bobbywaves
        Joe, I'll still take action from you on my annual challenge (either most pts or most cashes for 2019, your choice).

        All you have to do: Work the SBR glory holes, solicit a sizable loan, & get back to me by posting up for action. I'll be here patiently waiting broke dikk.



        LOL Waves, how many times do I have to tell you WHO GIVES A FUK how many SBR Poker points you have??!! LOL



        If you think winning points in these pure donk luck SBR Poker tourneys makes you a "good poker player" then........



        Well........... NOBODY is THAT fukin obtuse dude!! None of these dailies even means anything dude!!




        The whole thing is about the MONEY game at the end!!



        and it will come down to who luck-donks in the money game!!! THAT'S who will win some smack!!


        Take a piece of "unasked for advice" and STOP acting like having a lot of SBR poker points and/or betpoints makes you "better" at Poker or gambling than other people!!! LOL Dude it makes you look like a juvenile goof-ball..



        I have a donk for you tonight!!!



        I was at the final table tonight (2 grand blinds) and I was down to 800 chips on my blind and I had 2 6....



        Several people called and I donked a flop of 5 3 4 around my 2 6!!!!!!!



        LOL Then after that donk I managed a third place finish out of it!!




        Dude this stupid SBR Poker shit is ALL freakin donks man!! Try to enjoy it!!


        I know I enjoyed watching you donk out that second place finish tonight!!



        But right now, my "broke dik" ass is about to cash out $50 in bitcon.




        (You don't think that makes me a "good gambler" do you? LOL)


        And by the way, I'll take me, you, and triple D against 3 other people for some serious points!!!



        Y'all two sum bitches are BY FAR the two luckiest donkers on the whole freakin site!!!




        I just wish y'all would savor and enjoy the wild ass luck-donks more!!!!





        And I'm SERIOUS!!!




        Does anyone have a team of 3 that they'd like to bet for total points in say.. a month of poker against us 3?





        Somebody pick a team of 3 and Let me know!!
        Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-16-19, 02:23 AM.
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        • bobbywaves
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-06-08
          • 13280

          #284
          Not interested being on your poker team Joe, you blow.
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          • Triple_D_Bet
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-12-11
            • 7626

            #285
            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            LOL Waves, how many times do I have to tell you WHO GIVES A FUK how many SBR Poker points you have??!! LOL
            He does, and nobody else. Not uncommon really: quite a few people in this world who lack the ability to succeed in life try to convince themselves that their achievements in some meaningless area of life (such as out-participating people in freeroll poker) means that they're superior to most. Bobbo's delusion isn't even unique, I'm sure the people who do best at other freeroll poker sites have the same motivation...although given the other things he claims, bobbo might be a bit more 'special' in that he's dumb enough to believe his own make-believe.

            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            If you think winning points in these pure donk luck SBR Poker tourneys makes you a "good poker player" then........
            He really does...
            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            Well........... NOBODY is THAT fukin obtuse dude!! None of these dailies even means anything dude!!
            He really is...

            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            The whole thing is about the MONEY game at the end!!
            Not for bobbo and many others, who wouldn't be able to win in an actual money game for any significant stakes. Poker is a tough game that a very small percentage of people can win at, and that percentage drops dramatically the higher the stakes. Guys like bobbo can't beat anything but the easiest games (freerolls and near-freerolls, to include microstakes for cash, where the stakes wagered are far too low for any decent player to take seriously). To him, it's not about the money; it can't be, because he can't make any significant amount of it...that's why he has to invent new (ridiculously untrue) standards for success, such as "most cashes" (which is really "least efficient") or "greater-than-average points winner" (which really means "takes freeroll poker more seriously than most").

            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            and it will come down to who luck-donks in the money game!!! THAT'S who will win some smack!!
            That's not even remotely close to how poker works in the long run, but you've made it pretty clear you're unwilling to learn otherwise, so think what ya want

            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            Take a piece of "unasked for advice" and STOP acting like having a lot of SBR poker points and/or betpoints makes you "better" at Poker or gambling than other people!!! LOL Dude it makes you look like a juvenile goof-ball..
            If he stopped thinking this, he'd have to confront the reality that he's a ghetto-dweller who gets by accepting low-income subsidies, trying to run small-stake scams, and playing freeroll/microstakes poker for income. Ask yourself: if you were in that position, would you stop pretending that it was less pathetic than it actually was?

            Originally posted by JoeCool20
            And by the way, I'll take me, you, and triple D against 3 other people for some serious points!!!



            Y'all two sum bitches are BY FAR the two luckiest donkers on the whole freakin site!!!




            I just wish y'all would savor and enjoy the wild ass luck-donks more!!!!





            And I'm SERIOUS!!!




            Does anyone have a team of 3 that they'd like to bet for total points in say.. a month of poker against us 3?





            Somebody pick a team of 3 and Let me know!!
            Would be a bad choice; I've missed who knows how many of these tourneys already, and will no doubt miss a bunch more this year, as I have other priorities. On top of that, bobbo's still stiffing on a 72k points bet he lost, so it's not a good idea to be involved with him on any bets if you can help it.
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            • Triple_D_Bet
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-12-11
              • 7626

              #286
              Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
              Glad you can admit you're as intelligent as Mayweather
              Originally posted by bobbywaves
              Of course...Like Mayweather, Waves is undefeated.
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              • bobbywaves
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-06-08
                • 13280

                #287
                Easy to see Tripe’s still butt hurt, after losing the biggest bet in SBR history a few years ago to Uncle Waves. Ignorant fools like Tripe & Joe think they are better poker players, yet they’re scared to back it up with a bet.

                Tripe is understandably scared, as I already took his sorry ass for 29k. So apparently Tripe learned his lesson after I doled out a crushing defeat to his inflated ego.

                Not only does Joe lack the balls to bet Waves, he lacks the pts as well. The guy is a non generating broke dikk. Maybe someone can be kind enough to loan Joe a few thousand pts, so he can back up his words & bet me.
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                • Triple_D_Bet
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-12-11
                  • 7626

                  #288
                  Originally posted by bobbywaves
                  Easy to see Tripe’s still butt hurt, after losing the biggest bet in SBR history a few years ago to Uncle Waves. Ignorant fools like Tripe & Joe think they are better poker players, yet they’re scared to back it up with a bet.

                  Tripe is understandably scared, as I already took his sorry ass for 29k. So apparently Tripe learned his lesson after I doled out a crushing defeat to his inflated ego.

                  Not only does Joe lack the balls to bet Waves, he lacks the pts as well. The guy is a non generating broke dikk. Maybe someone can be kind enough to loan Joe a few thousand pts, so he can back up his words & bet me.
                  Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                  ...that's why he has to invent new (ridiculously untrue) standards for success, such as "most cashes" (which is really "least efficient") or "greater-than-average points winner" (which really means "takes freeroll poker more seriously than most").

                  It's hard for me to be butt-hurt for several reasons bobbo:

                  1) I lost our poker contest for several reasons, but me being worse than you at poker is quite obviously not one of them, especially after I beat you the following year by an even bigger margin when I was playing even less. You've out-participated me every year since I'm sure, but that's about as meaningful as some dumbass playing Zynga poker beating Negreanu in the Zynga poker leaderboards (not to say that I'm on Negreanu's level, only relative to you)

                  2) I went back to playing poker for actual money (typically buying in for more points than you spend an entire year winning). I'm certainly not the best in the world, but I'm doing well enough; I've had months where I've won more than your lifetime SBR poker winnings, and in the 2.5 months of this year I'm winning far more than that.

                  3) Even without the first 2 reasons, it's hard to be butt-hurt about something as trivial to me as SBR poker. There are several guys on here I suspect are better tourney players than I am, and probably some better cash players as well...not being the best at something I'm not trying to be the best at doesn't really bother me, especially when the stakes are so low. I do have a little pride in what's left of my poker skills, and it would be mildly annoying if my skills had deteriorated to be worse than someone like you...but it doesn't look like I'll ever have to worry about that.

                  If you want to do another thing for points, just post up 1.45 million and I'll drop my cash play to focus on beating you. That 1.45 million is what I'd expect to win for the rest of the year, plus the 72k you owe DS after losing the actual biggest bet in SBR history, in what's probably the dumbest way possible (being too stupid to realize you proposed a bet you would easily lose). If that seems like a ridiculous requirement, it just goes to show how far out of my league you are....and I'm not even a great player! Imagine you making the same arguments against someone who does this for a decent living (well, your imagination is too limited for that, just know that we're imagining it and laughing at you)
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                  • thechaoz
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-23-09
                    • 12154

                    #289
                    Damn one bad week and it looks like Joe and SIM took all my juju.

                    I'll be full of booze and ready to go next week
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                    • thechaoz
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-23-09
                      • 12154

                      #290
                      Originally posted by JoeCool20
                      LOL Don't worry about it dude! It is just poker for fun man! And this SBR shit is ALL freakin donks man!!


                      I had a better time watching the 8 pm tourney from the sidelines than I've had in a long time!!


                      It is so hilarious to me watching people hit 2 and 3 out donks OVER AND OVER on this SBR shit!


                      And then they get "defensive" about it and start trying to "make excuses" for their play!


                      Instead of just saying the 3 words: "I got lucky!"


                      Waves had 800 chips tonight and patiently waited for a good hand of 99. He goes all in... unfortunately dude has JJ right beside him.


                      So Waves loses right? NOPE! Waves donked in another 9 to double up!


                      Then later, his KK all in held up when no ace donked him out.


                      So he parlayed that to the final table, and then he called all in with freakin King 8 and he donked in a 7 on the river for a straight to TRIPLE up or he would have been out in like 7th or 8th place!



                      Then after those huge donks, he flopped broadway TWICE in 2 minutes and nailed a 2nd place!


                      LOL I had so much fun watching it, that I am almost over my cold!!


                      But like I said, I give about 200 to 1 that he will get on here and feel the need to "defend" his play instead of just saying 3 words: "I got lucky!"



                      LOL Hell I don't even care if he tries to "defend" the huge donks because is so insecure of his play that he can't admit getting lucky!


                      It was still funny as hell to me!



                      If I could donk miracle cards like those just HALF as often as that, then I'd announce to the WORLD how lucky I was!! LOL



                      But hell, if you bring up somebody's donks on here and tell them they got lucky, it's like "fightin words" to them!
                      And they get absolutely infatuated with "defending" the obvious donks!!


                      Quite frankly, with all the freakin wild donks that I have seen Trip D get in the last week, and now watching Waves donk in a 2nd place finish with a 2 outer and then a miracle straight on the river, I can't believe my team is as close as we are to them in this little side bet!!


                      Now cue the "defensive" reply(s) because they are so insecure about their play that they can't even have fun about obvious donks!
                      Something about the 11pm but when I jam as an underdog I'm pretty confident actually lol.
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                      • bobbywaves
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-06-08
                        • 13280

                        #291
                        Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                        and I'm not even a great player!
                        It was tough getting through your long winded & boring post, with your gross misrepresentation of poker success. Looks like you're trying to take the lead over Joe in the pathetic posting department.

                        In fairness, you did make this one correct statement.
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                        • Triple_D_Bet
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-12-11
                          • 7626

                          #292
                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                          It was tough getting through your long winded & boring post, with your gross misrepresentation of poker success. Looks like you're trying to take the lead over Joe in the pathetic posting department.

                          In fairness, you did make this one correct statement.
                          Can't say I'm surprised buddy; you did say you're as intelligent as Mayweather, and he certainly wouldn't be able to read that much either! I'm confident that even the few parts you were able to understand didn't change your mind, the same as all the other times you were shown reality

                          Nothing wrong with not being a great poker player, there aren't many of them by definition, and if I was one of the greats I probably wouldn't be playing here even occasionally. Being able to beat anything but microstakes or freerolls requires knowing your abilities... You should try it sometime!
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                          • bobbywaves
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-06-08
                            • 13280

                            #293
                            Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                            Can't say I'm surprised buddy; you did say you're as intelligent as Mayweather, and he certainly didn't get hit that much either!
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                            • thechaoz
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-23-09
                              • 12154

                              #294
                              I deleted my hands in a rage trying to get them to save to my computer. Apparently AA<A5o in yahoonio whatever the penetrate is his name

                              Long story short, he raises medium ish stack (950 left in the first 10 minutes) early, I re reraise in position, he calls.

                              flop is 5/8/9. I bet AA , he calls, turn is another blank Q, I put him all in , he calls with A5, 5 on river.



                              Sorry guys, I'm on a terrible streak. Maybe I'll switch to the 8pm and see if I can change my JuJu.

                              Is there a store item I can buy to turn off the yahoo rng switch?


                              EDIT: Of course that stupid \*\*\*\*\*\* was switched to another table and went out in 32nd. He doubled his stack and was out at 11:20.

                              FML
                              Last edited by thechaoz; 03-18-19, 10:22 PM.
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                              • bobbywaves
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-06-08
                                • 13280

                                #295
                                Mon 18
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                                bobbywaves
                                1205 joecool 1050 spider 395
                                thechaoz 990 thomorino 805 carolinadaze 655
                                hawkeye16 1150 sinmiedo 1325 estoxx 330
                                tripledbets 1105 brian311 655 mirapro 355
                                4450 3835 1735
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                                • JoeCool20
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-31-18
                                  • 4440

                                  #296
                                  LOL My man sinmedo just got first place and he never did anything but call all ins with the worst hand going in!

                                  And he either donked an ace over the other person's pair or if the other guy had an ace, and sinmedo needed a miracle donk, then he'd hit the card he needed and they NEVER donked an ace over him!

                                  OVER AND OVER!! ALL THE WAY TO THE WIN!!!

                                  LOL I've never seen anything like it in my life!

                                  LOL Call an all in and Need an ace, donk the ace 8 times!

                                  Call an all in and need a Jack or a Queen and NO ace to hit, donk that too!!


                                  Easiest 300 points ever made!
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                                  • sinmiedo
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-10-10
                                    • 2698

                                    #297
                                    Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                    LOL My man sinmedo just got first place and he never did anything but call all ins with the worst hand going in!

                                    And he either donked an ace over the other person's pair or if the other guy had an ace, and sinmedo needed a miracle donk, then he'd hit the card he needed and they NEVER donked an ace over him!

                                    OVER AND OVER!! ALL THE WAY TO THE WIN!!!

                                    LOL I've never seen anything like it in my life!

                                    LOL Call an all in and Need an ace, donk the ace 8 times!

                                    Call an all in and need a Jack or a Queen and NO ace to hit, donk that too!!


                                    Easiest 300 points ever made!
                                    8 cashes 4 first places, 2 seconds, 1625 points i think my game works a bit better.
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                                    • bobbywaves
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-06-08
                                      • 13280

                                      #298
                                      That's what bad poker players like Sinmiedo do, they get it in with the worst hand majority of the time relying on luck.
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                                      • JoeCool20
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-31-18
                                        • 4440

                                        #299
                                        Originally posted by sinmiedo
                                        8 cashes 4 first places, 2 seconds, 1625 points i think my game works a bit better.


                                        LOL Good lord dude,

                                        you never made a comment on here until you felt the need to "defend" yourself against all those amazing donk-outs!!


                                        LOL Then you even pulled a "waves special" and started "quoting" your betpoints and cashes!!



                                        LOL like SBR Poker points or cashes makes you a "good" poker player?!!! Come on dude!!!


                                        I'm not against you!! You are on my team dude!! Try to enjoy those incredible donk outs!!


                                        You think me, or anyone else can't just go all in with ace high no pair and "hope" we donk out an ace?? Of course we could!!


                                        It's not supposed to work 8 times in a row, AND then also NOT work every time that you are on the other side of it!!!



                                        Every time I play like that, then I NEVER donk the ace, and if I have the hole pair, then the other dude ALWAYS donks the ace on me!!


                                        And I go out in 38th place!!!


                                        And you had it go your way on BOTH sides of it OVER and OVER all the way to the win!


                                        And all you could think of to do is get on here and ruin it by pulling a "waves special" and try to "defend" the wildy lucky bullsheit!!!



                                        Good gosh just let me wild luck donk HALF that many times and I'll get on here and tell the WHOLE world how wildly lucky I got!!


                                        LOL The last thing I'd do is get "defensive" about it and NOT admit the wild luck!! LOL That would be ridiculous!!
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                                        • sinmiedo
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-10-10
                                          • 2698

                                          #300
                                          my chips my loss, why you guys worry so much?
                                          the only player i will consider an opinion from would be tripd, jakep, mpasch, thegiant or even a donk. I play to win not to cash, it is well known here.
                                          till then gg and gl.
                                          Last edited by sinmiedo; 03-19-19, 09:09 PM.
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                                          • JoeCool20
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-31-18
                                            • 4440

                                            #301
                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                            That's what bad poker players like Sinmiedo do, they get it in with the worst hand majority of the time relying on luck.


                                            I know waves. You sat there tonight and didn't play a single hand until you went all in with hole 66.


                                            And some goofball called with Ace rag, and donked an ace on you and you were gone.


                                            Then I had 55 and some idiot called my all in with ace high-no pair and donked an ace on me, and I was gone!


                                            Well great! People can gamble all their chips with ace high no pair on SBR Poker for points all they want to! Who cares?!!


                                            You either donk the ace, or some wild super donk, or you are out of the tournament!!!


                                            Well, GREAT!!! But don't get over sensitive about it and make a goof-ball of yourself trying to "defend" the bullsheit!!
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                                            • JoeCool20
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-31-18
                                              • 4440

                                              #302
                                              Originally posted by sinmiedo
                                              my chips my loss, why you guys worry so much?
                                              the only player i will consider an opinion from would be tripd, jakep, mpasch, thegiant or even a donk.
                                              till then gg and gl.


                                              LOL "Worry so much"?????? Dude you are on my team!!!


                                              I'm as happy as I can be about all those wild donks you got tonight!!!


                                              If you called all in with ace high, and you needed the ace, or you lost the hand, then you donked the ace!!

                                              TEN TIMES In A row tonight!!


                                              If you called all in and you needed a king or Jack and NO ace, or you lost the hand,


                                              then you donked in the King or Jack and avoided the ace!! OVER & OVER tonight!

                                              ALL THE WAY TO FIRST PLACE!! Dude I LOVED it!!


                                              As I said, that sheit NEVER happens for me when I call with ace high-no pair!!


                                              I'm sorry man!! I thought you'd get on here and laugh about your wild luck with me!!!!


                                              I had NO IDEA that you'd get "offended" or "sensitive" about it


                                              and start trying to "defend" that wild-luck-donk horse-shiet!!


                                              Sorry again. I thought it was hilarious and terrific!
                                              Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-19-19, 09:15 PM.
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                                              • sinmiedo
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-10-10
                                                • 2698

                                                #303
                                                all cool here, this is my style, very close to tripled, we play a very similar game.
                                                review my massage to you a few weeks ago, it is happening.
                                                gl to all.
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                                                • JoeCool20
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 05-31-18
                                                  • 4440

                                                  #304
                                                  Originally posted by sinmiedo
                                                  all cool here, this is my style, very close to tripled, we play a very similar game.
                                                  review my massage to you a few weeks ago, it is happening.
                                                  gl to all.


                                                  LOL I don't have to "review" anything! I agree that your play is like triple D's. Because I have watched both of you play.


                                                  Y'all just call all ins with an ace high, (or even King - Queen!) and you just flat out "hope" that you luck-donk and win!


                                                  For the 4th time, I think it is hilarious how often it donks y'all out exactly what you need!



                                                  If it worked like that for me, then I'd do it too!!


                                                  But I NEVER get that luck-donk sheit if I call with ace high (or King Queen!)!!!


                                                  I'm NOT "getting on your case" about playing that way!!! Or his either!!


                                                  It is a good way to play a 30 or 40 person tourney!!



                                                  Just call all ins with ace high or 2 face cards and see what happens!! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't!


                                                  But if it works, then you can't get "defensive" about it and try to claim you are a "good player" because you kept luck-donking by hitting several wild-ass 2 or 3 card luck outs!


                                                  LOL Just enjoy it and move on with your life!!

                                                  Im not arguing with that type of tournament play at all in a 40 person tourney.


                                                  Just call all ins with ace high or 2 face cards and see what happens!! And get it over with, or keep donking!


                                                  You were in about 5th place with 7 grand worth of chips the other night and you called an all in with Ace freakin 7!!


                                                  Well guess what? You didn't donk the ace that time and you were gone! So it DIDN'T work that time!


                                                  But it is not a bad way to play a small tourney!!

                                                  ESPECIALLY when the ace that you need comes TEN STRAIGHT TIMES and then it DOESN'T come every time you don't want it to!!


                                                  Good gosh dude, can't you just enjoy that wild luck donk crap? I'd play that EXACT way too if it worked for me like it does y'all.


                                                  You never even hardly made a post on here until I tried to have fun about all those lucky donk-outs that you got tonight for the win!!


                                                  And then instead of "cutting up" with me about it, you felt the need to "defend" it,


                                                  and let people know how "good" you were at SBR poker for points!!


                                                  LOL I promise dude, SBR poker for points ain't that big of a deal!!


                                                  And besides that, you are on my team, and I LOVED watching it!! Whatever luck card you needed, you got it tonight!!



                                                  And whenever you needed to fade cards, you faded them!! It was INCREDIBLE!!!



                                                  That is usually what it takes to win one of these stupid SBR poker things!!! And you won!!!


                                                  All I was trying to do was enjoy a good laugh with you about it!!!


                                                  This ain't the WSOP bro!!


                                                  I promise you don't have to get upset and get "defensive" about your poker play on SBR for Pokerpoints!! LOL
                                                  Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-19-19, 10:03 PM.
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                                                  • JoeCool20
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-31-18
                                                    • 4440

                                                    #305
                                                    LOL I swear all you have to do is tell somebody they got lucky a few times in SBR Poker for points!!


                                                    Or my gosh if you tell somebody that they "donked" a few times!!

                                                    OMG they get freakin "sensitive" as hell about it and start "defending" their poker play!!!! LOL

                                                    All you have to do is tell somebody that they donked a couple of times and they will get so damn "defensive" about it!!


                                                    They will begin to try to tell you that they DID NOT get lucky and they are a "great player"

                                                    and they are better than Phil Ivey!! LOL


                                                    Sheez! It's part of the game, and we all NEED some of it!!! I LOVE it when I get donk-lucky!!

                                                    I sure as hell won't get "defensive" about it and start denying it!!

                                                    And start saying: "Nuh-uh It wasn't luck!! I didn't have ANY luck tonight! I played great and I am a great player!!"


                                                    And I sure as hell won't say: "I'm a good player, because look how many SBR poker points that I have!"


                                                    LOL Just let me get donk-lucky HALF as much as some of these donks that I see happen on here!!

                                                    And I will gladly tell the whole world how lucky I got!!
                                                    Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-19-19, 10:18 PM.
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                                                    • JoeCool20
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-31-18
                                                      • 4440

                                                      #306
                                                      Originally Posted by JoeCool20
                                                      and it will come down to who luck-donks in the money game!!! THAT'S who will win some smack!!




                                                      Reply by Triple_D_Bet: "That's not even remotely close to how poker works in the long run, but you've made it pretty clear you're unwilling to learn otherwise, so think what ya want
                                                      "




                                                      My gosh dude, all I'm going to get is some blathering reply instead of the words "I was wrong"!! LOL


                                                      But ANYWAY, here goes! Where the fuk in my/this sentence does it say ANYTHING about "poker in the long run?" Nowhere? Oh OK then.




                                                      Originally Posted by JoeCool20
                                                      and it will come down to who luck-donks in the money game!!! THAT'S who will win some smack!!



                                                      I didn't say ANYTHING about "poker in the long run"!!!! I said this 2 month long tourney will come down to who luck-donks in the MONEY GAME at the end!! And that's who will win some smack!


                                                      So why the fuk did you bring up something about "poker in the long run" then?
                                                      Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-19-19, 11:20 PM.
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                                                      • bobbywaves
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                        • 13280

                                                        #307
                                                        Fact of the matter is, your team is still losing.

                                                        The definition of second place: First loser.

                                                        Talk to me when you take the lead.
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                                                        • JoeCool20
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-31-18
                                                          • 4440

                                                          #308
                                                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                          Fact of the matter is, your team is still losing.

                                                          The definition of second place: First loser.

                                                          Talk to me when you take the lead.



                                                          LOL STILL with the poker points huh? If sinmedo donks like he did tonight, then he will win every tourney left!


                                                          LOL But if he does, will I act like it was an "Accomplishment" because 4 random people including me beat 4 other random people in 2 months worth of SBR poker for points? LOL No because I'm not a juvenile idiot like you are.


                                                          And why are you even on the site? Just to be a whining instigator who NOBODY likes and in fact EVERYBODY hates?


                                                          Why don't you even TRY to be polite? Do you like it that everybody on here hates you and thinks you are a total jerk/baby?


                                                          Sheez!
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                                                          • thechaoz
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-23-09
                                                            • 12154

                                                            #309


                                                            Back in the Saddle Gents. Took down 1st!

                                                            It was a very hard fought battle with stuler, Krash, emp, unlearn, et al.

                                                            I was seriously starting to doubt myself after many years, but variance is a huge part of poker, and you have to ride those waves.

                                                            Last edited by thechaoz; 03-19-19, 11:56 PM.
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                                                            • JoeCool20
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-31-18
                                                              • 4440

                                                              #310
                                                              LOL Chaos, you can't start "doubting yourself" in this SBR 40 person bullshiet!!



                                                              you know good and well that a small tourney like this is going to have a lot of luck involved!


                                                              And then you know at the final table it is just going to be 90% all in shoves and who gets the luck donk-outs!


                                                              So you just got 300 points at 11 pm!!! Congrats!!



                                                              I didn't watch but 10 minutes of it and I was laughing my ass of at the ways I saw you win at the end!!


                                                              You won by calling an all in with 10 7 against a dude's Ace six. and you donked a 7 right in the window!!


                                                              Several hands before that you had 22 and called an all in against a dudes King 10 and the dude hit a king but


                                                              you donked out FOUR hearts to go along with your deuce of hearts to punish the dude's kings!! LOL


                                                              Now Mr. Chaos, PLEASE don't feel the need to get "sensitive" on me and try to "defend" your play!!!


                                                              ALL I'm trying to say is that these stupid SBR 40 man tourneys are HILARIOUS!! Each one is more donk-hilarious than the last!!


                                                              The huge luck-donks that are required to win when people go all in are INCREDIBLY hilarious to me!!

                                                              That is why I play cash games and not tournaments!!


                                                              Cash games have such a higher skill level involved and such a less level of luck!

                                                              In cash games, people don't put a bunch of their OWN cash into a pot and "hope" for a wild luck donk suck out!!


                                                              Well, you know what I mean, not very often will they do that or they don't have any cash left!!!


                                                              Small tournaments are almost nothing but pure luck, ESPECIALLY once/IF you can make it to the final table!!
                                                              Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-20-19, 12:09 AM.
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                                                              • thechaoz
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-23-09
                                                                • 12154

                                                                #311
                                                                Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                                LOL Chaos just got 300 points at 11 pm.


                                                                He won by calling an all in with 10 7 against a dude's Ace six. and he donked a 7 right in the window!!



                                                                Several hands before that he had 22 and called an all in against a dudes King 10 and the dude hit a king but Chaos donked out


                                                                FOUR hearts to go along with his deuce of hearts to punish the kings!! LOL



                                                                Mr. Chaos, PLEASE don't feel the need to get "sensitive" on me and try to "defend" your play!!!



                                                                ALL I'm trying to say is that these stupid SBR 40 man tourneys are HILARIOUS!! Each one is more donk-hilarious than the last!!



                                                                The huge luck-donks that are required to win when people go all in are INCREDIBLY hilarious to me!!


                                                                That is why I play cash games and not tournaments!! Cash games have such a higher skill level involved and such a less level of luck!



                                                                People don't put a bunch of their OWN cash into a pot and "hope" for a wild luck donk suck out!!


                                                                Small tournaments are almost nothing but pure luck, ESPECIALLY once/IF you can make it to the final table!!
                                                                The 22 and T7 were all 3 handed, I JAMMED on the button and did not CALL Joe. I'm trying to be cool with you but get your facts straight.

                                                                I'm the big chip leader at the point and that's poker.

                                                                If you'd like me to post the hand histories I will gladly.

                                                                Joe , when the blinds are 2k/1k , and the "chip leader" has barely over 20k, jamming hands like 22, kj, T7 sooted etc on the button are very standard. Also very standard considering I know the tendencies of certain opponents at the table, but I won't dive into that more.

                                                                I'll leave it at that. I'm not trying to argue with you. I wouldn't take anything back.

                                                                There were 5 distinct hands I wanted to call during the tourney that would of double me up and ended this a long time ago, but I chose to be much more conservative down the stretch since I had had some bad lucky lately.

                                                                The 22 is a favorite against the Kjo regardless. My T7 jam was a 43/57 underdog with a big chip lead, go get out your poker calculator. This is jam poker. The chip leader having just over 10BBs , it becomes a flip fest.

                                                                This isn't the Main event.
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                                                                • JoeCool20
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-31-18
                                                                  • 4440

                                                                  #312
                                                                  Originally posted by thechaoz
                                                                  The 22 and T7 were all 3 handed, I JAMMED on the button and did not CALL Joe. I'm trying to be cool with you but get your facts straight.

                                                                  I'm the big chip leader at the point and that's poker.

                                                                  If you'd like me to post the hand histories I will gladly.

                                                                  Joe , when the blinds are 2k/1k , and the "chip leader" has barely over 20k, jamming hands like 22, kj, T7 sooted etc on the button are very standard. Also very standard considering I know the tendencies of certain opponents at the table, but I won't dive into that more.

                                                                  I'll leave it at that. I'm not trying to argue with you. I wouldn't take anything back.

                                                                  There were 5 distinct hands I wanted to call during the tourney that would of double me up and ended this a long time ago, but I chose to be much more conservative down the stretch since I had had some bad lucky lately.

                                                                  The 22 is a favorite against the Kjo regardless. My T7 jam was a 43/57 underdog with a big chip lead, go get out your poker calculator. This is jam poker. The chip leader having just over 10BBs , it becomes a flip fest.

                                                                  This isn't the Main event
                                                                  .




                                                                  LOL Well, even though you STILL felt the need to "defend" your play on SBR poker for points! I'm just going to say congratulations!


                                                                  LOL and you are lying about the 10 7 vs. Ace 6 all in being "3 handed" because that was the LAST hand!!


                                                                  You donked a 7 and beat the other guy who got 2nd place!!! (If you don't donk a 7 then HE might have won!!)


                                                                  (And you have got so "defensive" that you just tried to "defend" playing all in with freakin 10 7!!)



                                                                  LOL Dude please go read my post up above here #305!! I swear you people just can't say that you got freakin lucky!!



                                                                  LOL Not even ONE TIME will y'all admit that you got lucky!! It's ALL freakin "defense"!! LOL


                                                                  But hell no, for sheits sake don't "post the hand histories" so you can try to show others how "good" you are at SBR poker for points!! LOL

                                                                  Because you made a good point at the end of your post!!
                                                                  You basically agreed with my whole premise of these SBR 40 man poker tourneys, and how it becomes a "shove fest" at the end...
                                                                  But you ignored everything that I said and only focused your reply on "defending" your play!! LOL

                                                                  You just said exactly what I have been saying the whole damn time!! At least at the end of your post anyway!!


                                                                  Which is that This isn't the main event!! Dude, I KNOW that This SBR horsesheit isn't the main event!!

                                                                  It is freakin SBR poker for points! And nothing means anything until the final game for prizes at the end!!

                                                                  I KNOW that These 40 man tourneys are all freakin bullshiet luck shove fests at the end!!


                                                                  You just proved that by WINNING the last hand with 10 7 over Ace 6 because you luck donked a 7 and avoided the ace!!


                                                                  But then you ruined it by getting defensive about it and trying to "defend" it!! Instead of saying you got lucky!

                                                                  Do you think somebody needs a "poker calculator" to figure out that you had 10 7 against Ace 6 and you got lucky by donking a 7 while avoiding an ace??! LOL


                                                                  I'm sorry dude, that's not what I wanted you to act like, and that's not why I made my original post!

                                                                  Sheez, people get SO damn "defensive" about this SBR poker for points when they luck-donk a hand or 2!!


                                                                  Damn man, go watch me get a luck donk!! I won't try to "defend" it!!

                                                                  I'll laugh with you about it for 30 minutes if you want to!!

                                                                  Or go watch me play all in with 10 7 against Ace 6!! Or go watch me play all in with 2-2 one time!

                                                                  And if I donk out a 7 and beat a guys Ace 6, or if I donk in 4 hearts along with my deuce of hearts and beat a guys pair of kings, then I won't get sensitive and try to "defend" the wild donk shit!!
                                                                  I'll laugh my ass off about it!! And I I thought you would too!!! But you didn't! You tried to "defend" it!!

                                                                  So OK then, for about the 6th time on here, I'm sorry that I was trying to have some fun about those donks that I saw you get at the end!!


                                                                  I just thought we might get a big laugh about it! These stupid little 40 man SBR tourneys come down to pure donk-luck like 10 7 beating Ace 6 ALL THE TIME at the end!!! And I was just wanting to "cut up" with you and laugh about it!!

                                                                  I never thought you'd get sensitive and start trying to "defend" it!!! Sorry man. Take care.
                                                                  Last edited by JoeCool20; 03-20-19, 01:05 AM.
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                                                                  • JoeCool20
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 05-31-18
                                                                    • 4440

                                                                    #313
                                                                    Hell I'm sorry to all of you on this thread (about 4 or 5 of you) that I mentioned the luck donks that you got on your way to winning SBR poker points!


                                                                    All I can say is that if I win points in one of these stupid 40 man tourneys, then I'll be the first one to call out my donks that helped me!!


                                                                    I am so confident with my poker playing ability, that it's just not that big of a deal to me to admit the hands that I donked which helped me win a hand, or get the poker points that I got!!


                                                                    While obviously everyone of you have a HUGE problem even DISCUSSING your donks!!


                                                                    Instead you feel the need to "defend" your donks and try to act like every play that you made was a damn great play!! LOL


                                                                    Not having the capability to admit luck and laugh about it, and instead trying to defend obvious wild donks, is a sign that you have no self-confidence in your poker abilities! So you can't take ANY amount of funny commentary!!


                                                                    Good gosh y'all, there is a LOT of luck involved if you make it to the last few people of an hour long 40 man poker tourney!!


                                                                    I'm sorry guy's! I thought we all knew that was obvious!!


                                                                    I thought you people had enough confidence in yourselves to laugh and cut up about it when you got lucky!!
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                                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                                      • 13280

                                                                      #314
                                                                      Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                                      And why are you even on the site?
                                                                      To slowroll pricks like yourself, the entertainment value is priceless.

                                                                      Why don't you even TRY to be polite?
                                                                      I'm not here for cyber friends.

                                                                      Do you like it that everybody on here hates you and thinks you are a total jerk/baby?
                                                                      Mission accomplished.
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                                                                      • bobbywaves
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 05-06-08
                                                                        • 13280

                                                                        #315
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