The PRIMARY Reason I No Longer Encourage My Wife to Play Poker:

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now, she hangs behind me when possible and gives off a series of false tells, strong or weak, based on play.....

or, and more often, she's off somewhere gettin' hit on while spending my poker winnings on some f'd up slot machine.....

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Plus if you are playing Heads up on SBR and give her a bad beat she might break out the chastity panties with stainless steel lock

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Plus if you are playing Heads up on SBR and give her a bad beat she might break out the chastity panties with stainless steel lock

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Plus if you are playing Heads up on SBR and give her a bad beat she might break out the chastity panties with stainless steel lock

those are usually on even BEFORE we play headup.....