Why is SBR Poker down again?

[BigOrange]

Does it take 2 fukkin days to make a time change for the daily donkaments?

[BigOrange]

Come on SBR! Did you forget to reboot the server after making the time change yesterday?

[sweethook]

i cant get on , was thinking its a problem with this cheap pc

[Grivas_Digeni]

Going to play omaha when/if this gets up today

[astro61200]

I tried to play a few times today, down each time. Another Saturday without a tournament, they refuse to set up a Sunday tournament. Just take it for what it is, a complete afterthought.

[Auto Donk]

installing new super user programming.....

nothing to see here

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

installing new super user programming.....

nothing to see here

Yeppers. Took my lowly 64pts into 1/2 last night after yesterday's 'maintenance' and in ~hour cashed out 1k. Was supposed to bé programmed for 2k. Fukkin Tica techs aways screwing the pooch with sumpthin. Complained to Lou about being shorted and he said he'd tear the techs a new one and have them fix my coding specs TONIGHT. Sorry men for any problems; shit will bé back online ASAP.

[daneblazer]

the hamster got tired

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

the hamster got tired

Welllll... not *exactly*.

daner you need to learn about prioritizing, pal.

[jtoler]

Sorry for the inconvenience we are working on the issue.

Greg
Covers Staff

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Sorry for the inconvenience I took a sharpie and made a USB port on the poker server look like an open bunghole with a cute drawing then put my dikk in it. If I didn't c*m it'd prolly still be working.

Loshak
SBR Staff

All makes sense now

[astro61200]

Server still down.. when I click cancel and just look at the tournaments they still show up an hour behind as well. So much for that.

[Auto Donk]

thanks to u dumbasses and the hamster comments/photos, something clicked in my head and apparently turned on the kink switch, so I just wasted the last hour and a half watcher xxx hamster porn.....

[Broke Homey]

Still down for myself.....

[dhristov211]

It works to me

[JAKEPEAVY21]

relax fellas it will be up for the tournies today

[SBR Forum]

Sorry guys, as we noted in our maintenance thread, we were performing maintenance this weekend which ran longer than expected. Techs are working on restoring access.

[BigOrange]

The Ticos aren't very good at IT support. Maybe you should outsource it to India!

[SharpAngles]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

thanks to u dumbasses and the hamster comments/photos, something clicked in my head and apparently turned on the kink switch, so I just wasted the last hour and a half watcher xxx hamster porn.....

Ah yeah, sure..."wasted". lol
Just say "Thank You daner & Bite!" and move on, pal.

[Auto Donk]

Ah yeah, sure..."wasted". lol
Just say "Thank You daner & Bite!" and move on, pal.

no, no thank you's.... by 4 am I still hadn't spilled any seed.... was too f'n frustrated to update then.... took a cold shower at 4:45 am and was off to court by 7am..... with a bad case of blue ball

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

was off to court by 7am..... with a bad case of blue ball

Could've just continued on your phone and nutted on the face of the court stenographer or even the Judge... provided she looked like either Pirro or Milian.

C'mon donker... gotta get creative in these kinda spots.

[Auto Donk]

Could've just continued on your phone and nutted on the face of the court stenographer or even the Judge... provided she looked like either Pirro or Milian.

C'mon donker... gotta get creative in these kinda spots.

had two cases, one had to be reset.... ct coordinator and I wound up in her office alone..... I'll sum it up with more haiku:

Alone with Big Tits
Donk feels precum dripping down
Fuk those hamsters!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

ct coordinator and I wound up in her office alone..... I'll sum it up with more haiku:

Alone with Big Tits
Donk feels precum dripping down
Fuk those hamsters!

Miss Fox would approve
give hamsters to Richard Gere
give Ginsburg popshot!



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[bobbywaves]

had two cases, one had to be reset.... ct coordinator and I wound up in her office alone..... I'll sum it up with more haiku:

Alone with Big Tits
Donk feels precum dripping down
Fuk those hamsters!

The last line doesn't follow the 5-7-5 haiku format.