RED ALERT--APB on the 4 horsemen / reward offered

**mpaschal34** · 02-12-16, 12:29 PM

Rumor has it, LSU4EVER was down in Baton Rouge visiting the campus and stopped by to get his picture with the live mascot. Unfortunately for him, it was right before dinner time and the Tiger was hungry for some ghost.

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-16, 03:23 PM

i wish theyd come back in chip dump mode.... only way i win a fuckin' hand on this fukked up piece of shit site is to bluff with shit (did it twice today) or to have someone dump chips on me.....

final blow today, after having an over pair cracked, was the foolishness to get it all in with a9 and be called by a5....

FIVE ON THE RIVER..............

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS, SBR..... PARTICULARLY THE DOOM SWITCH.............

**Auto Donk** · 02-25-16, 02:22 PM

damn..... the chip-dumping Four Horsemen have apparently all ABSOLUTELY vanished from SBR........

what a surprise.......

and apparently SBR is too damn busy to look at what I'm sure is ample evidence of their play to support that they intentionally dumped chips, and to which player they did so too....

Sinmeido saw it brazenly occurring, and those histories are out there, set in stone as if they were carved into the face of mt. rushmore

**Itsamazing777** · 02-25-16, 02:58 PM

Winners bluff more than they don't in all forms of poker. At least in my opinion

**Optional** · 02-25-16, 03:13 PM

Been a few weeks now and he still tops the yearly leaderboard http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

Plus I am the only non Nth American stud who can better him on the world cup leaderboard.

If he needed to be dumped to he wont last there much longer and it was only here to cheat on a few side bets I doubt he will hang around much longer anyway.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-25-16, 03:20 PM

SBR has more important things to do than deal with cheating in their poker room. Theres a new NHL mod to look for

Also, what will Opie's next badge be

**Auto Donk** · 02-25-16, 04:06 PM

I put in for the nhl moderator position.... I used to bang a babe in Austin who worked the VIP seating at Austin Ice Bats games.... figure that renders me at least as qualified as the last nhl mod, if not moreso

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-25-16, 06:59 PM

see scarf man finished a big 24th in the 3pm today

**daneblazer** · 02-25-16, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

SBR has more important things to do than deal with cheating in their poker room. Theres a new NHL mod to look for

Also, what will Opie's next badge be

Ya don't worry about collusion which threatens the integrity of the game and the credibility of your site when there's another badge to give out.

**daneblazer** · 02-25-16, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Been a few weeks now and he still tops the yearly leaderboard http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

Plus I am the only non Nth American stud who can better him on the world cup leaderboard.

If he needed to be dumped to he wont last there much longer and it was only here to cheat on a few side bets I doubt he will hang around much longer anyway.

The problem with that is... with my brief analysis, he is actually a pretty good poker player. So if you think that he will just go away because the ghosts are gone, you are mistaken. You guys can't accept the scenario he could be a good player & cheating. ...and disclosure I say this without believing he is a cheater. I don't. But who fukkin knows because nobody has dispelled anything.

**bobbywaves** · 02-25-16, 08:45 PM

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-26-16, 10:24 AM

received a pm from sniper

he is scarf shopping in Paris

says his scarf collection is worth more than most poster's cars

**mpaschal34** · 02-26-16, 10:52 AM

I have one scarf in my collection. My wife bought it for me a couple of years ago. It's quite fashionable. However at the time I said, what the F am I going to do with this? We live in Texas so it's never below 25 degrees (unless we're hosting the Super Bowl). To date, I've worn it once...just to make her happy.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-26-16, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

I have one scarf in my collection. My wife bought it for me a couple of years ago. It's quite fashionable. However at the time I said, what the F am I going to do with this? We live in Texas so it's never below 25 degrees (unless we're hosting the Super Bowl). To date, I've worn it once...just to make her happy.

I own a cashmere scarf..very nice for the cold weather

wore it a few times while playing sbr poker and no sniper magic for me

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-26-16, 11:17 AM

i have a nice Michael Kors Scarf that I use quite often. I honestly don't know how I lived without one

**Auto Donk** · 02-26-16, 11:33 AM

my ex wife bought me some hi-falutin scarf on Madison Ave while visiting NYC with my two sons, for them to give me as an X-mas gift.... have not even worn it once, tho it once got used in the bedroom, when I ran short of bungee cords while tying two bitches up......

I will be taking it to vegas with me this summer tho, and will wear it at the wsop..... hoping either one of two things, or both, will happen..... First, players will mistake me for the actual scarf, and provide utmost respect and fear of my game at the table, and two, to tie more bitches up

**bobbywaves** · 02-26-16, 11:47 AM

Was watching the EPT Dublin event final table on poker central. The chip leader was some dude who was wearing a scarf. Said to myself, can that be Sniper? As I'm pretty sure he mentioned going to this tourney. Turns out this guy with scarf was from Poland not Germany, Dzmitry Urbanovich:

2016 EPT Dublin Main Event Day 5: Dzmitry Urbanovich Leads Final Table

http://www.pokernews.com/news/2016/02/2016-ept-dublin-main-5-24126.htm

PokerNews.com's recap of play from Day 5 of the 2016 PokerStars European Poker Tour Dublin Main Event.

If you don't have poker central, I strongly suggest getting the Amazon Firetv & never pay for cable or satellite tv again.

**JoeyBagels** · 02-26-16, 12:10 PM

I thought the scarf was less of a fashion accessory and more of a practical tool. The scarf covers the jugular which can throb when stressed. I imagine figuring out what the throbbing means is a tell so wearing one hides that aspect for the player.

**Auto Donk** · 02-26-16, 12:28 PM

want to send the f'n pros over the edge, snort a few lines at the afternoon break and watch em try to figure out why the hell your jugular is throbbin'......

my experience in reading jugular throbation always indicates one of 2-3 things (not counting possible ingestion of blow at the last break):

1. huge hand/monster, and his/her adrenal surge kicked in while they were thinking they're about to chip up big (trny) or take down huge pot (cash);

2. stress due to getting into a big hand and then not knowing where they stand after the flop or turn, or

3. making a huge bluff that will dramatically effect chip count

most often it turns out to be no. 1

**bobbywaves** · 02-26-16, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by JoeyBagels

I thought the scarf was less of a fashion accessory and more of a practical tool. The scarf covers the jugular which can throb when stressed. I imagine figuring out what the throbbing means is a tell so wearing one hides that aspect for the player.

If that's the case, wouldn't a turtleneck sweater accomplish the same?

**Auto Donk** · 02-26-16, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

If that's the case, wouldn't a turtleneck sweater accomplish the same?

yes, but with scarf, you can remove it when you get hot..... with a turtleneck, you might not have that luxury, particularly if you don't want to expose your small b cup manboobs while sitting at a wsop table shirtless

**sinmiedo** · 02-26-16, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

want to send the f'n pros over the edge, snort a few lines at the afternoon break and watch em try to figure out why the hell your jugular is throbbin'......

my experience in reading jugular throbation always indicates one of 2-3 things (not counting possible ingestion of blow at the last break):

1. huge hand/monster, and his/her adrenal surge kicked in while they were thinking they're about to chip up big (trny) or take down huge pot (cash);

2. stress due to getting into a big hand and then not knowing where they stand after the flop or turn, or

3. making a huge bluff that will dramatically effect chip count

most often it turns out to be no. 1

I choose to look for body movements, motion speed when handling chips, voice patterns, and aggressive reaction ( usually i try to put them in an uncomfortable situation by stating " did I bet too much? you want me to take some money away from the bet so you can call ? or my favourite, are you playing with your rent money?)
i have tells form guys wearing glasses scurf and even a bag over their head.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-26-16, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

I choose to look for body movements, motion speed when handling chips, voice patterns, and aggressive reaction ( usually i try to put them in an uncomfortable situation by stating " did I bet too much? you want me to take some money away from the bet so you can call ? or my favourite, are you playing with your rent money?)
i have tells form guys wearing glasses scurf and even a bag over their head.

I concur. I pushed all in at Bash tourney and Sin's reply to me was "are you playing with your hooker money". I immediality cracked and he called. Rest was history

**mpaschal34** · 02-26-16, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I concur. I pushed all in at Bash tourney and Sin's reply to me was "are you playing with your hooker money". I immediality cracked and he called. Rest was history

If I knew we could have traded our tournament chips in for hooker money, I should have cashed out when I had $30,000. We could have bought waves every hooker on the island then.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-26-16, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

If I knew we could have traded our tournament chips in for hooker money, I should have cashed out when I had $30,000. We could have bought waves every hooker on the island then.

**bobbywaves** · 02-26-16, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

If I knew we could have traded our tournament chips in for hooker money, I should have cashed out when I had $30,000. We could have bought waves every hooker on the island then.

Appreciate the thought, but already had my hands full.

I may take you up on that offer at next bash.

**sinmiedo** · 02-26-16, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Appreciate the thought, but already had my hands full.

I may take you up on that offer at next bash.

We would like you to have a more fluent CONVERSATION with you next time, just as fluent as you type on this board.
It was nice to finally meet with many of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**bobbywaves** · 02-26-16, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

We would like you to have a more fluent CONVERSATION with you next time, just as fluent as you type on this board.
It was nice to finally meet with many of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure...If you fold your pocket aces to my preflop reraise next time, I'll hang out & chat longer.

**sinmiedo** · 02-26-16, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Sure...If you fold your pocket aces to my preflop reraise next time, I'll hang out & chat longer.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Auto Donk** · 02-26-16, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

If I knew we could have traded our tournament chips in for hooker money, I should have cashed out when I had $30,000. We could have bought waves every hooker on the island then.

reminds of the wsop several years back, when the wsop trny chips looked extremely similar to typical cash game chips, and players were putting away blacks and greens and using em to buy hookers....

that bonanza lasted about two days until it was well-known among the whores....