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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    12:00 noon Deepstack at the Venetian.........
    Come see the Donk in action, have some drinks, play some poker............

    I'm a tad hungover after staying out til 2-am and then havin' post-night-out fun with the beautiful, ever so sexy Ms. Donk til 4:30 am in our suite at the Venetian, but will give the trny a go.....

    Should be in the poker room around 11:30 to 11:45 (boots, jeans, and you can see my f'n photos in the poker room threads about sbr poker not being free, the costs adding up--i'll be either in a black long sleeve shirt or a whitish/grey paisly lookin' long sleeve shirt with a collar.....As people always say I'm better lookin' in person, I'll be the good lookin stud that looks like he could beat the shit out of wussywaves in all of about ten seconds)

    feel free to come up and b.s. with me

    ps.... i apologize for skippin' all the dailies this week to those who wagered on me to crush wwaves ..... horrible scheduling times for someone in Vegas havin' fun.....

    look forward to meeting anyone who shows.....
  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #2
    too bad there's not a noon deepthroat at the venetian.
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    • BeerDog99
      SBR MVP
      • 09-22-10
      • 4894

      #3
      Good luck Donk.
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      • JAKEPEAVY21
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-11-11
        • 29268

        #4
        gldonk..I'll be unable to make it unfortunately..I was in a car accident Tuesday night, more of a fender bender really and my hip and shoulder are a little sore/tight..just relaxed/rested yesterday but have to deal with everything today...hopefully you have been doing well at poker/poke-her on your visit
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #5
          Originally posted by daneblazer
          too bad there's not a noon deepthroat at the venetian.
          According to jj (who swears he's "played" there w/him)... there is:





          NTTAWWT
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by daneblazer
            too bad there's not a noon deepthroat at the venetian.
            waves wouldn't be caught dead in a real trny.... he'll be no where near the Venetian or any other poker room..... so no, no deep throat action will be available
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              thanks jake, and BD........

              it'll be another good "tune up" for June
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              • SharpAngles
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-15-14
                • 9467

                #8
                Get it Donker!
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                • SharpAngles
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-15-14
                  • 9467

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj


                  LOL
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                  • mpaschal34
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-13
                    • 12087

                    #10
                    Good luck Donk! Take down some cash!

                    As for playing the daily tourney....you can probably get PO69 to play for you. Looks like he has plenty of time (and likes to play multiple ID's).

                    As for JJ, damn shame the dude is a fraud.
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                    • USCPHILLYGUY
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-15-12
                      • 21746

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      Come see the Donk in action, have some drinks, play some poker............

                      I'm a tad hungover after staying out til 2-am and then havin' post-night-out fun with the beautiful, ever so sexy Ms. Donk til 4:30 am in our suite at the Venetian, but will give the trny a go.....

                      Should be in the poker room around 11:30 to 11:45 (boots, jeans, and you can see my f'n photos in the poker room threads about sbr poker not being free, the costs adding up--i'll be either in a black long sleeve shirt or a whitish/grey paisly lookin' long sleeve shirt with a collar.....As people always say I'm better lookin' in person, I'll be the good lookin stud that looks like he could beat the shit out of wussywaves in all of about ten seconds)

                      feel free to come up and b.s. with me

                      ps.... i apologize for skippin' all the dailies this week to those who wagered on me to crush wwaves ..... horrible scheduling times for someone in Vegas havin' fun.....

                      look forward to meeting anyone who shows.....
                      Details from Mrs. Donk on the 2 1/2 hour fuk session or it didn't happen!! : )
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                      • mpaschal34
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-13
                        • 12087

                        #12
                        2.5 hours? Who's got time for that? I can get everything I need done accomplished in 15 mins.

                        Being from the operations/manufacturing world, I've learned to be efficient.
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                        • GUMMO77
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-23-10
                          • 9294

                          #13
                          Hope you go deeeeeeeep, Donker, in more ways than one.
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                          • daneblazer
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-14-08
                            • 27861

                            #14
                            How'd you do
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              lol... sbr'd.... from potential chip leader late in 2nd or 3d hour to back at starting stack on this hand:

                              hero kk
                              villain 10j

                              preflop, villain and one others limp with 300/600 blinds; hero in late position pops it to 2600 (has about 35k in chips); blinds and other likmper fold. Villain calls. flop 10 9 2. Villain fires 2500; hero shoves...... villian mulls over his stack, looks at the clock (can rebuy in this trny), realized i've got him covered by about 8 k in chips (we're the two big stacks at table), makes statement of "I know u got me dominated," and right as he's about to fold, the guy, an older dumbass, says, "oh well, maybe i can catch up -- I call"

                              next card out ten -- he becomes overwhelming chip leader

                              from there, I manage to get back up to about 30k in the next two hours; only to have guy flop k hi strt on my set with q ten, crankin' my jacks, dont fill up.....

                              make it to the final 30, started with over 150 players (including fellow sbr member oneunder -- he lasted til around 40-45 plyrs left); i get moved to oneunder's prior seat as we break it to three tables left, hang in for a few rounds, blinds huge, have to let if fly with JJ, run into KK.... out about 27-28; money started at 15

                              six hours of grind and never really recovered after the jj beat by the straight....

                              cash game today, followed by 8 pm helicopter flight in/around the strip .... should be a helluva fun day
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                              • SharpAngles
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-15-14
                                • 9467

                                #16
                                That's why I don't plat too many tourneys in Vegas, especially the Venetian. They have great structures and you get a lot of play but nothing tilts me more than spending multiple hours just to have your scenario unfold. Forget the buyin, I always feel like I lost more because i should be at cash tables felting tourists.

                                You got the right idea today though. Hope you go bust a couple fish to have them bankroll this evening with your lady. Cheers bud
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                                • Jedi Mind Picks
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 08-14-11
                                  • 669

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  lol... sbr'd.... from potential chip leader late in 2nd or 3d hour to back at starting stack on this hand:

                                  hero kk
                                  villain 10j

                                  preflop, villain and one others limp with 300/600 blinds; hero in late position pops it to 2600 (has about 35k in chips); blinds and other likmper fold. Villain calls. flop 10 9 2. Villain fires 2500; hero shoves...... villian mulls over his stack, looks at the clock (can rebuy in this trny), realized i've got him covered by about 8 k in chips (we're the two big stacks at table), makes statement of "I know u got me dominated," and right as he's about to fold, the guy, an older dumbass, says, "oh well, maybe i can catch up -- I call"

                                  next card out ten -- he becomes overwhelming chip leader

                                  from there, I manage to get back up to about 30k in the next two hours; only to have guy flop k hi strt on my set with q ten, crankin' my jacks, dont fill up.....

                                  make it to the final 30, started with over 150 players (including fellow sbr member oneunder -- he lasted til around 40-45 plyrs left); i get moved to oneunder's prior seat as we break it to three tables left, hang in for a few rounds, blinds huge, have to let if fly with JJ, run into KK.... out about 27-28; money started at 15

                                  six hours of grind and never really recovered after the jj beat by the straight....

                                  cash game today, followed by 8 pm helicopter flight in/around the strip .... should be a helluva fun day

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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SharpAngles
                                    That's why I don't plat too many tourneys in Vegas, especially the Venetian. They have great structures and you get a lot of play but nothing tilts me more than spending multiple hours just to have your scenario unfold. Forget the buyin, I always feel like I lost more because i should be at cash tables felting tourists.

                                    You got the right idea today though. Hope you go bust a couple fish to have them bankroll this evening with your lady. Cheers bud
                                    you know what the hell ur talkin' about..... the opportunity cost of playing those dailies definitely piles up when you have the caliber of idiot tourists sitting a hundred feet away just knowing their j7 must be good since the flopped top pair betting into you..... cash games vs. vegas tourists should be illegal.....

                                    only play i've seen worse than some of those made by the tourists this past weekend has been by bitemesfcm on this site; but unlike biteme, when they put it all in with nothing but the possibility of hitting runner runner to win, they didn't have someone telling them what cards were coming, so they, unlike bitemeSfCm, lost their asses..........

                                    and actually, even the dumbass tourists didn't make as retarded moves as those made by BitemeSfCm.........

                                    only reason I played the trny was part of my ramp up to the wsop this summer..... gonna play as many of the juicy/higher buyins around H-town as I can between now and june......
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                                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-18-11
                                      • 7537

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      only play i've seen worse than some of those made by the tourists this past weekend has been by bitemesfcm on this site
                                      So this is all you have left, huh?
                                      And you don't think peeps are smart nuff to see through your lame "I'll get back at him for exposing ant and my soft play, dammit, if it's the last thing I do!!!"

                                      But keep flailing 'way, numbnuts.....
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        seriously, bite, even among the idiots I took cash from, they knew not to do the stupid shit u regularly do on sbr and miraculously win with.....

                                        sure helps to be a stone-cold cheat, doesn't it?
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                                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-18-11
                                          • 7537

                                          #21
                                          Where's that HH you declared you were gonna post, liar?
                                          Yeah, thought so.

                                          Yep, Opti and others can see right through you... the lady doth protest too much.

                                          Keep vainly trying to deflect, numbnuts....

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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            you fckin' idiot, i put it on a entirely new thread which I know you've read u dumb cheating fck.........

                                            i don't keep sbr hand histories, never have, never will..... no benefit from them given the caliber of play and the no-risk nature of the site

                                            of course i was referring to the had that shows either youre the worst poker player in the world or that you're a stone cold cheater.....

                                            fck off
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                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-18-11
                                              • 7537

                                              #23
                                              So... IOW, you were talking out your ass when you said this:

                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                              you wanna see a cheater, i will repost sbr's most famous hand of that piece of shit biteme cheating his ass off......
                                              Gotcha... I mean, everyone already knew you were blowing shit outta your sphincter but thanks for confirming the obvious anyway.

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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                So... IOW, you were talking out your ass when you said this:



                                                Gotcha... I mean, everyone already knew you were blowing shit outta your sphincter but thanks for confirming the obvious anyway.

                                                i posted, fckhead.....

                                                keep policing the site, dumbass.... your "uncovering" that chat -- that was open to all to see -- was riveting evidence..... no one ever would have known of our villainous scheme but for you recording our table talk.........

                                                you and f'n Geraldo.... two peas in a pod...... damn you both are such astute hard hitting undercover investigators......

                                                youre one sad fck
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                                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-18-11
                                                  • 7537

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  i posted
                                                  It was suppose to be a hand that proved my cheating... THAT'S what you said, numbnuts

                                                  The HH you posted was an easy-to-figure-out poker move for anyone that knows poker to easily figure out.

                                                  Where's the cheating HH, numbnuts?... The one you declared you'd post. Huh? Where is it?

                                                  As for the rest of your obfuscating gibberish, I have no idea if Geraldo knows you're a CHEATER... I only know that most of SBR now knows.
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #26
                                                    it does, u idiot..... either that or ur the absolute worst poker player on the planet..... take ur pick, dickhead
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                                                    • bobbywaves
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-06-08
                                                      • 13280

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                      As for the rest of your obfuscating gibberish, I have no idea if Geraldo knows you're a CHEATER... I only know that most of SBR now knows.
                                                      Yeah, I realized Donkey was a cheater earlier than most unfortunately. Back in the Fall of 2014, when he cheated me out of a 5k poker bet. That's why I made Donkey & POS69 post up our current poker bets with Yisman, as both can't be trusted with credit wagers.

                                                      Sad state of affairs when a "lawyer" needs to welch on a 5k points bet.
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                                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-18-11
                                                        • 7537

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                                        Yeah, I realized Donkey was a cheater earlier than most unfortunately. Back in the Fall of 2014, when he cheated me out of a 5k poker bet. That's why I made Donkey & POS69 post up our current poker bets with Yisman, as both can't be trusted with credit wagers.

                                                        Sad state of affairs when a "lawyer" needs to welch on a 5k points bet.
                                                        Yep... he absolutely welched on that 5k bet
                                                        Tried to hide behind some more obfuscating bullshit (it's his M.O.)... but anyone following along knows he stiffed you.
                                                        Is there any surprise he's Houston "buds" with proven scammer ANTSTIFFY? lol... hardly.

                                                        It's a good thing you made him post up... he 100% can't be trusted to be honorable.

                                                        Cue more obfuscating bullshit from autotwat in...

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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          ah yes, just logged in to check and see.....

                                                          yep, he's still sitting there by his keyboard waiting on his little, stale, so often used "countdown" like the cheating piece of shit with no life that he is.....

                                                          keep waitin, fckhed, and pack a lunch...... it'll be a while before I come back to check on your weak ass
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                                                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-18-11
                                                            • 7537

                                                            #30
                                                            Pay your 5k debt to bobby, stiffy
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                                                            • bobbywaves
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 05-06-08
                                                              • 13280

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                              Pay your 5k debt to bobby, stiffy
                                                              http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43558

                                                                #32
                                                                loggin' back in to see resident pussy bitemeSfCm sitting by his keyboard and his little countdown..... took the pathetic trolling no-life-having cheating superusing p o s only seven minutes to respond to my prior post;

                                                                keep waitin, little pussy..... while you do, enjoy the clip the sbr mod sent to me of your skype session with him this morning when you cried so much about me being a "meanie who hoit your widdy biddy feewings" and pussily begged them to saloon my post with the picture of u playing online poker at sbr............ enjoy, pussy:

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                                                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-18-11
                                                                  • 7537

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Click here which fully explains donk is LYING... AGAIN

                                                                  BTW, everyone can see you running all over the forum to post the same lame YT vid over & over & over again in various threads. Kinda hard to play the "look at that guy!" card when everyone can easily see your obvious obsession w/me. Opti even made a comment about this overall situation yesterday. Opti said it, but trust me, many more are thinking the same thing.

                                                                  Listen, you're pissed you got caught cheating red-handed (Proof provided).
                                                                  We all get it.
                                                                  But no amount of hysterical screaming & lying now will change anything (maybe you can try another long-made-up-bullshit post that gets salooned again tomorrow, too, if that makes you feel any better); continue your obsessive campaign to "get back at Bite" but it's not gonna change people's opinions that you're an angle shooting tourney player. Everyone now knows, numbnuts... sorry.

                                                                  Hey, there's probably a couple posts in PT you missed posting this clip. Go in and rectify that -- OBSESS AWAY, NUMBNUTS!
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                                                                  • TheAntFather
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 03-14-11
                                                                    • 3021

                                                                    #34
                                                                    God dam Auto, what did you to this lil -- where he is on your balls all day, fk his mom?
                                                                    Last edited by shari91; 03-17-15, 06:28 PM.
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                                                                    • TheAntFather
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 03-14-11
                                                                      • 3021

                                                                      #35
                                                                      We know one thing for sure; this fukkin -- virgin has no life. That has easily been verified. I actually feel bad for this little sissy sitting at home all day while us real men go out and enjoy a great life. He sounds worse than a hood rat bi*ch that got cheated on by her man. I don't even see women fuss this much. Throw this fkin broad a tampon please.
                                                                      Last edited by shari91; 03-17-15, 06:27 PM.
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