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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Thank you, Kockn........
    He's always had the goods on a certain sbr employee (now former employee, who will go nameless so as to prevent him from being further exposed, and devolving into yet another rant that apparently has something to do with his love of and not-so-hidden desire for a hideous-looking Glen Close), and I now have regrets for ever having doubted Kockn when he first revealed the identity of that certain former sbr employee, turned super-user, to the forum.

    Well, I apologize, Kockn, and thank you for the photo you sent from around the time of the Bash of which you spoke, in which the certain SBR employee of whom I speak was informed of his termination from SBR and was about to be tearfully escorted from the shanty, uh, I mean "headquarters" at SBR after his/her/its firing. This pretty much seals the deal on the c p o s............:

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    further proof provided consisted of a love letter written by the "to remain nameless" punk to his lover, WWaves, who the cheater affectionately attribruted the pet name "War Machine," or was it "PowerHouse".... wait... that's the c p o s's nickname for WW....... I'm not good when it comes to identifying with the Gays.......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-19-14, 03:28 PM. Reason: this would also explain the "unmentionable's" obsession with bad porno, as well....
  • BigDaddy
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-01-06
    • 8378

    #2
    wtf are you talking about
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #3
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      Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 06-16-15, 03:57 PM. Reason: image does not exist
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by BigDaddy
        wtf are you talking about
        kockn will fill you in about the former employee turned superuser with the help of his former sbr co-workers who obviously still work there and tell him the cards others hold and the cards to come.........

        surprised you can't deduce this on your own..........
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #5
          Originally posted by BigDaddy
          wtf are you talking about
          All that gibberish spewed forth by donk,
          just means he wants to blow konck.
          So he woos him with letters,
          to guarantee headers.
          They hope one day to "double team" Gronk.

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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            best way to deal with a cheating p o s super-user? distract him:

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            run along and go bust your nut, superyuuuuuu
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              best way to deal with a cheating p o s super-user? distract him:



              run along and go bust your nut, superyuuuuuu
              "F" game

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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                "F" game

                what??? "f" game???? Oh, let me guess.... you "pal" at sbr who tells you the cards had already sent u the photos? and you'd already busted several nuts to them so you no longer can get any good jerkage on to them????

                figures, you cheating p o shit......
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                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-11
                  • 7537

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  what??? "f" game???? Oh, let me guess.... you "pal" at sbr who tells you the cards had already sent u the photos? and you'd already busted several nuts to them so you no longer can get any good jerkage on to them????

                  figures, you cheating p o shit......
                  Thanks for confirming your grade with that 'searing retort'.... not that anyone on SBR needed confirmation.
                  Simply not ready for Prime Time.
                  INCAPABLE, actually.

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                  • BigDaddy
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-01-06
                    • 8378

                    #10
                    wtf

                    so sbr has a team working against you
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                    • bobbywaves
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-06-08
                      • 13280

                      #11
                      With all of Donkey's immature posts, this jackass still claims to be a "lawyer."
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                        With all of Donkey's immature posts, this jackass still claims to be a "lawyer."
                        that bet's still open, TidalWaves..... nice ink, by the way....... I didn't know you did time in prison.... ah... let me guess, it was as a result of that scam you ran related to some type of half ass fraudulent sportsbook....... figures........
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                        • bobbywaves
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-06-08
                          • 13280

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          that bet's still open, TidalWaves..... nice ink, by the way....... I didn't know you did time in prison.... ah... let me guess, it was as a result of that scam you ran related to some type of half ass fraudulent sportsbook....... figures........
                          Would love to bet Donkey. Problem is you already welched on our poker bet, as I'm kicking your pussy ass on the felt
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            i never play u on the felt, bobby"bear"waves....... you refuse to play me in any ring game; and i don't cherry pick dailies like you, and haven't been at even one table with you on it in this latest promo that I can recall. Just name who you want me to post the points to for the lawyer bet, and I'll put em up..... 2-1 odds in your favor, you fukstick.......... nice tats..... for a homo.......
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                            • bobbywaves
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-06-08
                              • 13280

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              i never play u on the felt, bobby"bear"waves....... you refuse to play me in any ring game; and i don't cherry pick dailies like you, and haven't been at even one table with you on it in this latest promo that I can recall. Just name who you want me to post the points to for the lawyer bet, and I'll put em up..... 2-1 odds in your favor, you fukstick.......... nice tats..... for a homo.......
                              Broke dikk fukk has 0 to his name & wants to bet Waves.

                              We don't have to be on the same table to know whose better at poker dumb fukk, couple clicks here is all the proof needed:



                              http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/2996601-sbr-poker-tourney-championship-standing-cards-flying-air.html?slf=36
                              117th place

                              Keep dodging my daily tourney's chump, you don't want to be tsunamied by Tidal Waves.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                Broke dikk fukk has 0 to his name & wants to bet Waves.

                                Keep dodging my daily tourney's chump, you don't want to be tsunamied by Tidal Waves.
                                ah yes, tsunami smack....... too bad your leather chaps covered up your thigh tat "tsunami" in the photo we nabbed of you.......

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                                • bobbywaves
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-06-08
                                  • 13280

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  ah yes, tsunami smack....... too bad your leather chaps covered up your thigh tat "tsunami" in the photo we nabbed of you.......

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                                  Another pathetic comeback attempt from Donkey, poor jackass grasping at straws.

                                  Where as my posts are factual, supported by links.
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    u stupid fck.... u changed the terms = counter; i never accepted.... i informed you of this the first time i saw you under the misimpression that we had a bet....... if i was trying to "slo roll" or otherwise fck you over, you dumb fuk, i would've waited til late december to notify you of your pathetic arrogance........ i let u off the hook, fckweed

                                    next time, you stupid fck, just say 'i accept'... don't get cute, don't be a smartass, just accept or decline u dumb mother fuccker
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                                    • bobbywaves
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-06-08
                                      • 13280

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      u stupid fck.... u changed the terms = counter; i never accepted.... i informed you of this the first time i saw you under the misimpression that we had a bet....... if i was trying to "slo roll" or otherwise fck you over, you dumb fuk, i would've waited til late december to notify you of your pathetic arrogance........ i let u off the hook, fckweed

                                      next time, you stupid fck, just say 'i accept'... don't get cute, don't be a smartass, just accept or decline u dumb mother fuccker
                                      You waited a month to speak up moron, when you realized my massive lead couldn't be overcome. You don't wait a month to be a pussy & back out, the time for you to be a pussy is the same day I accepted your bet jackass.
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        no, dumbass, you waited whatever time period it was to make some off the cuff remark that I was gonna "owe you" at the end of the year, and i IMMEDIATELY SET YOUR DUMB ASS STRAIGHT ON THE ISSUE.

                                        THINK ABOUT IT, you stupid fck..... if i don't accept a counteroffer, and i never responded to yours, dumbfck, do i have to tell you each month "oh by the way, u know i didn't accept that offer...." of course not, u dumb fck......... learn from your idiotic mistakes, stpd fck, learn...........
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                                        • bobbywaves
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-06-08
                                          • 13280

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          no, dumbass, you waited whatever time period it was to make some off the cuff remark that I was gonna "owe you" at the end of the year, and i IMMEDIATELY SET YOUR DUMB ASS STRAIGHT ON THE ISSUE.

                                          THINK ABOUT IT, you stupid fck..... if i don't accept a counteroffer, and i never responded to yours, dumbfck, do i have to tell you each month "oh by the way, u know i didn't accept that offer...." of course not, u dumb fck......... learn from your idiotic mistakes, stpd fck, learn...........
                                          You can try to sugarcoat it all you want, it's well documented in a thread to show you welched & warn others from making bets with you. You know there was no counteroffer, I was confirming the 11pm tourney on 12/31 counts. This would be common sense to most, but since I'm dealing with a broke dikk dumb fukk, I knew it had to be spelled out for you.

                                          Like I said, welching on our bet doesn't change the fact I'm kicking your ass on every poker leaderboard. It only proves your lack of character chump.
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                                            You can try to sugarcoat it all you want, it's well documented in a thread to show you welched & warn others from making bets with you. You know there was no counteroffer, I was confirming the 11pm tourney on 12/31 counts. This would be common sense to most, but since I'm dealing with a broke dikk dumb fukk, I knew it had to be spelled out for you.

                                            Like I said, welching on our bet doesn't change the fact I'm kicking your ass on every poker leaderboard. It only proves your lack of character chump.
                                            from the prick who scammed thousands off people..... u got some fuking gall!!! the people u f'd over with your scam will certainly rejoice upon receiving news of the total ass beating I put down on you!!!!!!!
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                                            • bobbywaves
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-06-08
                                              • 13280

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                              from the prick who scammed thousands off people..... u got some fuking gall!!! the people u f'd over with your scam will certainly rejoice upon receiving news of the total ass beating I put down on you!!!!!!!
                                              Post your proof here...looking forward to meeting you chump.
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                                              • tatddy
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-02-10
                                                • 10779

                                                #24
                                                I guess konck was right. Didn't know I was playing against Lou! Konck and Donk just learn how to fold.

                                                ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
                                                Hand ID 4762233
                                                $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:58:24 24/11/2014 ET
                                                Table 'Night in Bangkok', 6 seats max, Real money
                                                Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
                                                Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
                                                Seat 1 (playing) : Jericholic, amount $249.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                Seat 2 (playing) : tatddy, amount $681.94, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $560.76, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                Seat 4 (playing) : redrum, amount $182.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                Seat 6 (playing) : oChRoNiCo, amount $483, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                tatddy: Small Blind ($2)
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
                                                ** Dealing Down Cards **
                                                Dealt to tatddy: [Ac, Ad]
                                                redrum: Raise ($8)
                                                oChRoNiCo: Fold
                                                Jericholic: Fold
                                                tatddy: Raise [btn] ($28)
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($24)
                                                redrum: Call ($20)
                                                ** Dealing Flop **
                                                Community cards: [2d, Js, Jc]
                                                tatddy: Bet [btn] ($65)
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($130)
                                                redrum: Fold
                                                tatddy: Call [btn] ($65)
                                                ** Dealing Turn **
                                                Community cards: [2h]
                                                tatddy: Check [btn] ($0)
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0)
                                                ** Dealing River **
                                                Community cards: [8h]
                                                tatddy: Check [btn] ($0)
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($402.76)
                                                tatddy: Fold [btn] ($0)
                                                ** End Round **
                                                ** Evaluate **
                                                BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
                                                ** Showdown **
                                                Main pot $342, Rake $2
                                                Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $560.76, won $744.76, net $184, HoleCards [Jd, 9d], HiHand [a full house, jacks full of twos] [Js, Jd, Jc, 2h, 2d], won $342 from main pot
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  tough...... I feel your pain.......

                                                  fck folding; I don't even enter a game when he's using...... when he' not, "cha-ching!!"
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                                                  • konck
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-17-06
                                                    • 12554

                                                    #26
                                                    Just to set the record straight I never sent shit to Donk the guy is one of the worse players on the site IMO.
                                                    He has no beef when he loses
                                                    But Bite is 100% fraud I proved that in a thread already when he claimed he met me at a bash....he wanted to bet me
                                                    the 3 bashes I went to were all before his new biteme name was created. I would never play this clown for pts
                                                    there are about 15 others I group with him.....bottom line there is noone on this site that can play me in Omaha H/L
                                                    noone when you keep jamming hands like 359j all in preflop and keep winning in 4 or 5 way all in hands it kind of
                                                    tells you something so I stay away from those guys.
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                                                    • konck
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-17-06
                                                      • 12554

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tatddy
                                                      I guess konck was right. Didn't know I was playing against Lou! Konck and Donk just learn how to fold.

                                                      ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
                                                      Hand ID 4762233
                                                      $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:58:24 24/11/2014 ET
                                                      Table 'Night in Bangkok', 6 seats max, Real money
                                                      Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
                                                      Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
                                                      Seat 1 (playing) : Jericholic, amount $249.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                      Seat 2 (playing) : tatddy, amount $681.94, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                      Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $560.76, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                      Seat 4 (playing) : redrum, amount $182.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                      Seat 6 (playing) : oChRoNiCo, amount $483, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                                                      tatddy: Small Blind ($2)
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
                                                      ** Dealing Down Cards **
                                                      Dealt to tatddy: [Ac, Ad]
                                                      redrum: Raise ($8)
                                                      oChRoNiCo: Fold
                                                      Jericholic: Fold
                                                      tatddy: Raise [btn] ($28)
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call ($24)
                                                      redrum: Call ($20)
                                                      ** Dealing Flop **
                                                      Community cards: [2d, Js, Jc]
                                                      tatddy: Bet [btn] ($65)
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($130)
                                                      redrum: Fold
                                                      tatddy: Call [btn] ($65)
                                                      ** Dealing Turn **
                                                      Community cards: [2h]
                                                      tatddy: Check [btn] ($0)
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check ($0)
                                                      ** Dealing River **
                                                      Community cards: [8h]
                                                      tatddy: Check [btn] ($0)
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($402.76)
                                                      tatddy: Fold [btn] ($0)
                                                      ** End Round **
                                                      ** Evaluate **
                                                      BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
                                                      ** Showdown **
                                                      Main pot $342, Rake $2
                                                      Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $560.76, won $744.76, net $184, HoleCards [Jd, 9d], HiHand [a full house, jacks full of twos] [Js, Jd, Jc, 2h, 2d], won $342 from main pot
                                                      TDad you would cry watching the hands I fold on this site vs certain players but most times it works out to be correct There's my poker game and then there's my SBR poker game ......Congrats on the Gaints WS BTW
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                                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-18-11
                                                        • 7537

                                                        #28
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                                                        Bowing to tat and my wishes,
                                                        the clowns bit like retarded fishes.
                                                        Let the tards diagnose it,
                                                        I told tat to post it!
                                                        Clowns need a beatdown by Peterson's switches.
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                                                        ADDENDUM: Manipulating konck into thinking I met him as an employee @ the bash was akin to getting a 5 yr. old to believe in Santa Claus.
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