SBR Poker! What did I ever do to you??

**Auto Donk** · 10-10-14, 10:16 AM

such a profound post..... I figured I'd quadruple your sbr "bank", ie, penny roll!

you don't have to act like your raw, heart-felt, full of emotion anti-bitemeSfCm rant was "sarcasm"...... I feel your pain! losing five bucks to being ShitfaceCockMastered is painful!!!! When I shipped him four dolllars the other day, I felt just like I did when I bubbled Event 9 in the WSOP a few years back......... BiteMeSfCm's antics are despicable!!!!!

**daneblazer** · 10-10-14, 10:20 AM

We should combine all the bad beat & rigged threads into one thread...

but then the poker forum would only have 1 thread

**bigtymer56** · 10-10-14, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Ra77er

Also let me add, I don't have any kids with my current love pocket, I do however have three cats......if the sbr store added litter then you fukkers better watch out at the poker tables cuz shit will get serious.

Well they do sell cat litter at Target....

**khicks26** · 10-10-14, 11:15 AM

The best hand does not win all the time. If you want to know your odds of winning a hand use Poker Stove, it will tell you when you got your money in bad. Sometimes that 5% hits, and everybody sucks out sooner or later. That's Poker. Consider who your playing with, most times it comes down to what the situation is. Learn from these situations, and you will make better decisions.

I am not even a good poker player. But from what i have seen on the site. People slow play to much, there bets are to small, and they get all there money in after the hand has gone bad. These are all signs of players that don't play very well. So if you min raise your AA under the gun, and get 5 callers. Your odds of winning that hand go down. Most times its your own fault you got sucked out. No matter what cards are in your hand.

**Ra77er** · 10-10-14, 11:22 AM

BigTymer thanks for crushing my dreams pal

El Donkerino - thanks for the 3 spot but I wouldn't want you missing a chance to play some "rigged" poker.

**Ra77er** · 10-10-14, 11:27 AM

Get it in the store SBR

**BeerDog99** · 10-10-14, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by ra77er

get it in the store sbr

lmao!

**bobbywaves** · 10-10-14, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by khicks26

So if you min raise your AA under the gun, and get 5 callers. Your odds of winning that hand go down. Most times its your own fault you got sucked out. No matter what cards are in your hand.

That's a chance I'm willing to take. When there's maniacs re-raising & shoving all in behind me, I'll have them dominated.

**daneblazer** · 10-10-14, 03:18 PM

**khicks26** · 10-10-14, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

That's a chance I'm willing to take. When there's maniacs re-raising & shoving all in behind me, I'll have them dominated.

Pre-flop. Hell ya. Your getting your money in good. On boards with draws AA not as good. Plus i don't see you in here talking about bad beats. As long as you get your money in when your winning, that all you can do, and hope for the best.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 10-10-14, 03:35 PM

I'd be the 1st to admit I'm a better cash game player than a tourney one. Not sure why that is but it's fun non the less.

**yisman** · 10-14-14, 10:10 PM

second hand of 11 PM

kidkong raises to 120 in front of me

I have KK and raise to 560

he calls

flop comes with a heart, I bet big, he calls

bet big again on the turn, he again calls

Dealer: xxx wins the button
Dealer: kidkonggolf could not respond in time.
Dealer: xxx doesn't show.
Dealer: xxx wins 530.
Dealer: kidkonggolf shows a flush, ace high.
Dealer: yisman shows a pair of kings.
Dealer: kidkonggolf wins 3,010 with a flush, ace high.

he had JK hearts to hit a runner runner flush to beat KK

and I'm out in last place

every day, every day I play

**Slanina** · 10-14-14, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by yisman

second hand of 11 PM

kidkong raises to 120 in front of me

I have KK and raise to 560

he calls

flop comes with a heart, I bet big, he calls

bet big again on the turn, he again calls

Dealer: xxx wins the button
Dealer: kidkonggolf could not respond in time.
Dealer: xxx doesn't show.
Dealer: xxx wins 530.
Dealer: kidkonggolf shows a flush, ace high.
Dealer: yisman shows a pair of kings.
Dealer: kidkonggolf wins 3,010 with a flush, ace high.

he had JK hearts to hit a runner runner flush to beat KK

and I'm out in last place

every day, every day I play

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not doing shit since this new tourney started. Way too hard to dodge beats with 35-40 all the time now. Can't wait for it to be over and some of these new players disappear into oblivion.

**yisman** · 10-31-14, 09:17 PM

pocket aces, all in preflop against AK

Dealer: yisman shows a pair of aces.
Dealer: oiler shows high card ace.
Dealer: oiler shows three of a kind, kings.
Dealer: yisman shows two pairs, aces and kings.
Dealer: oiler wins 2,920 with three of a kind, kings.

turn king, river king

haven't cashed on a weekday in about 3 weeks

**onerous** · 11-04-14, 03:50 PM

this site is a damn joke.. 6 bad beats in fkn 30 minutes... 3 in a row in the tourney then lose to some bs in cash table jesus this site blows they need to bring poker back in US so I have somewhere else to play without the bullshit programming. Yes ive been lucky a few hands before but runner runner for flushes and straights 5-6 times in that amount of time. I see no variance just jokes. a lot of gd jokes