SBR Poker Championship Leaderboard: Two weeks left!

[mikejamm]

ohhhh fukkkk mike the beggar

Ohhhh fukkk, vegas you keep begging to put my balls back in your mouth, here you go boy, enjoy! So how reamed out is your asshole anyway from taking so much cok up there?

[mikejamm]

MikeSpamm, say that to my face at the Hard Rock chump.

I must have folded every day for 8 months to have the following credentials: (7) 1st place finishes, 7th place on annual board, World Cup winning team member, & nobody has more cashes this year or last year. : http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

While you can't even crack a top 75 leaderboard....where's your credentials Mikey?

Wow, so you live your life at a gambling forum for points you fat fuk piece of shit. Way to go. Unlike you bobbypuss, I actually leave my house and get out and play real fuk'in poker. Unlike you foldy boy, I don't have to start a scam sportsbook and fuk people over. You're a miserable piece of shit like your booty boy lover vegas39 and you two fuk heads can go fudge pack each other.

[Vegas39]

Ohhhh fukkk, vegas you keep begging to put my balls back in your mouth, here you go boy, enjoy! So how reamed out is your asshole anyway from taking so much cok up there?

keep ducking my challenge loser

[hhsilver]

Well 45th is 1240 and it's exactly 50% done. So the projected cut is 2480.

More than 50% done. As of now, Sunday night, 14 down , 9* to go.

( * it looks like there is no tourney on Fri 9/5, unless there is a misprint in the thread announcing this series)

[Triple_D_Bet]

MikeSpamm, say that to my face at the Hard Rock chump.

I must have folded every day for 8 months to have the following credentials: (7) 1st place finishes, 7th place on annual board, World Cup winning team member, & nobody has more cashes this year or last year. : http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

While you can't even crack a top 75 leaderboard....where's your credentials Mikey?

Mike pretty much hit the nail on the head here...anyone who's ever seen you take the painful journey to a 1st place knows how many flips/3 outters you had to win just to stay alive. I'd be pretty confident that you have the least first place finishes/cashes ratio, and it's exactly because you try to fold your way to a cash. Number of cashes isn't particularly impressive, especially when you're playing in a tournament where almost half the field cashes

If you really want it, I'm sure there will be no shortage of people willing to tell you the same thing to your face at the Bash

[Russian Rocket]

Wow, nice research non pro russian potato dick eater. I haven't ask for points to play poker here in years asshole. Pretty sure I can hold my own, especially against a dumb fuk russian piece of losing shit like you. Only a fuk'in loser would take the time to dig up old ass threads. Go suck putin's dick like you fuk'in loser russians love to do! Your country is the asshole of Europe and murders innocent people, you must be so proud asshole.

I know it probably took you about an hour to type up this childish reply. But just to make a quick comment on the time that it took me to pull up your whining poker msgs - I clocked it at a minute and 18 seconds to be exact...yeah I am that fast.

Anyhow dummy best of luck to ya at a poker table - I'll make sure to pound your sorry crying ass every single time that I see you at the same table with me....even though I really have no use for these poker points

Anybody else having this problem. I got 1st in one tourney, and got the 125 pts. (took a while for them to show up) Placed 2nd in another and nothing was paid. I remember in chat, someone else mentioned this. Maybe a software problem or something?

Mike,

Please exit the lobby if it's open.

www.BrokeDikkFukk4Life.com

[bobbywaves]

Mike pretty much hit the nail on the head here...anyone who's ever seen you take the painful journey to a 1st place knows how many flips/3 outters you had to win just to stay alive. I'd be pretty confident that you have the least first place finishes/cashes ratio, and it's exactly because you try to fold your way to a cash. Number of cashes isn't particularly impressive, especially when you're playing in a tournament where almost half the field cashes

What's impressive is I have 30 more cashes than you, giving me a comfortable lead in our challenge. Which will only cost you 29k.

If you really want it, I'm sure there will be no shortage of people willing to tell you the same thing to your face at the Bash

I was obviously referring to Mike's false accusation about ripping people off. So if others want to say that or anything else derogatory to my face, I'll be looking forward to it.

[Triple_D_Bet]

What's impressive is I have 30 more cashes than you, giving me a comfortable lead in our challenge. Which will only cost you 29k.



I was obviously referring to Mike's false accusation about ripping people off. So if others want to say that or anything else derogatory to my face, I'll be looking forward to it.

Hrm, 31 more cashes and 1380 more points, averaging a hair over a mincash...congratulations bobbo, you're clearly the winner in "who has the patience to sit around and click fold so he can go out in 12th instead of 13th" portion of our contest. Unfortunately, that seems to be paying 0% of the pot, with the remaining 100% of the pot still up for grabs. If you want to have any chance at a slice of that, you might want to stop mincashing

You're looking forward to people saying derogatory things to your face? I imagine they have phone lines you can call for that kind of thing...seems a little strange, but to each their own.

I can't be the only one who notices bobbo's attempt at trash-talking are very shooter-esque:

[bobbywaves]

Wow, so you live your life at a gambling forum for points you fat fuk piece of shit. Way to go. Unlike you bobbypuss, I actually leave my house and get out and play real fuk'in poker. Unlike you foldy boy, I don't have to start a scam sportsbook and fuk people over. You're a miserable piece of shit like your booty boy lover vegas39 and you two fuk heads can go fudge pack each other.

Not only do you suck at poker with your pathetic 79% ROI (compared to my 560%), you're a broke dikk fukk who can't afford airfare to Dominican Republic. Looks like you won't be "leaving your house" when it counts pussy.

[bobbywaves]

31 more cashes and 1380 more points...congratulations, you're clearly the winner.

Unfortunately, that seems to be paying 0% of the pot, with the remaining 100% of the pot still up for grabs. If you want to have any chance at a slice of that, you might want to stop mincashing

Fortunately, having the lead at the end of contest will pay 100% of the pot, with the remaining 0% of pot up for grabs. If you want to have any chance at a slice of that, you might want to start cashing. According to the leaderboard, my strategy is obviously more effective than yours.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Fortunately, having the lead at the end of contest will pay 100% of the pot, with the remaining 0% of pot up for grabs. If you want to have any chance at a slice of that, you might want to start cashing. According to the leaderboard, my strategy is obviously more effective than yours.

The "misquote someone and agree with yourself" schtick is beyond old and was never funny. If you're going to do it, at least put some effort in (or in your case, find someone to help you who is even slightly witty), as I did here

[bobbywaves]

The "misquote someone and agree with yourself" schtick is beyond old and was never funny. If you're going to do it, at least put some effort in (or in your case, find someone to help you who is even slightly witty), as I did here

There's no "misquote", as everything came out of your mouth. I merely put your words in proper order, as you're clearly delusional.

[Triple_D_Bet]

There's no "misquote", as everything came out of your mouth. I merely put your words in proper order, as you're clearly delusional.

And by the same logic, you just posted "I end contest with 0%. You cashing is obviously more effective", and that Martin Luther King's speech could be "quoted" as:

Dream...on....dream...on...dream...on... dream...until....your....dream....come true

Someone should tell the King estate that according to bobbo, Aerosmith owes them royalties

[bobbywaves]

And by the same logic, you just posted "I end contest with 0%. You cashing is obviously more effective", and that Martin Luther King's speech could be "quoted" as:

The fact is, our poker results support my logical statements. Since you're trailing our challenge, obviously your statements regarding my poor poker play have absolutely no credibility. Therefore, anything you say can't be taken seriously.

[Cuse0323]

No surprise here, same rigged bullshit as always. Can't never catch a break around this fuk'in shithole. Worst fuk'in bad beats and the same lucky fuk'ers at the top. Such a fuk'in joke this software.

Same crying as always. Can't catch a break from hearing you whine over SBR poker.

[spider]

week 3 teams

spider1
======

Triple_D_Bet	20.59
Djohns04	16.41
MrKLC	13.59
sinmiedo	18.65
optional	13.68
	82.92
spider2 ======
Triple_D_Bet	20.59
Djohns04	16.41
smitch124	15.40
GUMMO77	18.83
hhsilver	21.46
	92.69

[RudyRuetigger]

well ive had more problems in this last month than beers

i think i am finally officially back

watch out men

i need a spot up there

[bavaria9]

Well 45th is 1240 and it's exactly 50% done. So the projected cut is 2480.

Considering the elligible period is from : Aug 5 to Sep 4.

Then the total period is 23 days (5 days a week - Aug 4 - Sept 5)...the projected cut will be lower than what you said (60.87% done as of august 24, 39.13% left) = 2210 pts

[bobbywaves]

(5 days a week + saturday tourney

Saturday tourney's don't count.

[Slanina]

Yeah I didn't bother doing research with my projection. Assumed it was 4 weeks so 20 tournament days. That was posted after week two so I did the math from that.

[RudyRuetigger]

well i must be known as a bolt

since i keep getting screwed

on the plus atleast i am not a nut

[bavaria9]

Saturday tourney's don't count.

Thanks. I've corrected it.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Unofficial Week 3 Standings

Based on updating week 2 standings with data I have, should be pretty accurate for individual players. The cutoff for top 75 is no doubt off, but I imagine top 45 are pretty close....figured I'd put it out there in the off chance SBR doesn't update this week so people might have some idea (well, more like 25% community service, 70% "Cause I can", and 5% "look at me kickin ass")

1	Triple_D_Bet	4140
2	hhsilver	3370
3	no1here	3050
4	GUMMO77	2800
5	BiTeMeUsAdOj	2720
6	empiremaker	2580
7	gruntworker	2560
8	jack_matz	2500
9	Optional	2480
10	smitch124	2480
11	oneunder	2450
12	MillerTime99	2390
13	TheGiant	2370
14	MrKLC	2360
15	runner5k	2300
16	sinmiedo	2270
17	4uk4life	2190
18	slanina	2190
19	pureajb	2180
20	bobbywaves	2180
21	spurginobili1	2180
22	ledsep26	2180
23	boscokid	2160
24	TheMoneyShot	2120
25	whatmoneydo	2080
26	vegas391	2070
27	thechaoz	2020
28	JediMindPicks	2010
29	aggieshawn	1990
30	imack	1980
31	stevenash	1980
32	Stefan	1980
33	ShogunRua	1960
34	Illmatick	1960
35	ElNino	1930
36	dare	1900
37	Soxsfan9	1900
38	redrum	1900
39	OTL	1870
40	promiseland	1870
41	Djohns04	1870
42	wikkidinsane	1860
43	blacklady	1810
44	JAKEPEAVY21	1790
45	chili_powder	1710
46	dfecko12	1640
47	JohnGalt2341	1610
48	thecentaur	1610
49	Czu81	1550
50	Miklos	1540
51	jlentz888	1500
52	OldSchoolGambler	1490
53	laz	1480
54	MikeTizzy	1450
55	downsouth	1430
56	JayTris07	1410
57	bavaria9	1410
58	zjohnzzz	1380
59	vladfan	1370
60	MATCHBOOKSUcks	1360
61	thetrinity	1350
62	zwoeins	1340
63	jose21_us	1330
64	AutoDonk	1330
65	BeerDog99	1320
66	brooks85	1310
67	darkghost	1280
68	pokerpro44	1230
69	cabo	1210
70	Enkhbat	1200
71	BIG	1190
72	dankelly	1170
73	clayfro	1120
74	RudyRuetigger	1100
75	iifold	1060

[kidcudi92]

damn shouldn't i be on there somewhere?

[Triple_D_Bet]

damn shouldn't i be on there somewhere?

List was just based on the last 75 SBR posted...generally speaking, if you're better than the top 45 listed you're probably a good shot to be in actual top 45. A few more who weren't listed in SBR's update but would be on or close based on my data:

kidcudi92, 2030
Arunsh, 1750
sportfan, 1560
spider, 1540

Don't have complete data for anyone else, but looks like you're good so far kid...I'd say if you can pull down at least 400 points this week you're likely to be in top 45

[kidcudi92]

List was just based on the last 75 SBR posted...generally speaking, if you're better than the top 45 listed you're probably a good shot to be in actual top 45. A few more who weren't listed in SBR's update but would be on or close based on my data:

kidcudi92, 2030
Arunsh, 1750
sportfan, 1560
spider, 1540

Don't have complete data for anyone else, but looks like you're good so far kid...I'd say if you can pull down at least 400 points this week you're likely to be in top 45

thanks TDB i was like whaaaat nooooooo hahaha

[Slanina]

I had 1520 on their update after two weeks. Placed in 3 last week. Only two counted on your list. The one missed was a 3rd place for 300. So I actually have 2190 for 15th place. Btw, thanks for the update to give us all an idea.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I had 1520 on their update after two weeks. Placed in 3 last week. Only two counted on your list. The one missed was a 3rd place for 300. So I actually have 2190 for 15th place. Btw, thanks for the update to give us all an idea.

Yup, I used the same batch of data from the first bad update for fantasy contest by mistake Fixed now!

[ShogunRua]

I got 920 this week. I think you have my points total wrong as well.

BTW, thanks for the time you put into doing this, much appreciated.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I got 920 this week. I think you have my points total wrong as well.

BTW, thanks for the time you put into doing this, much appreciated.

So you did...I have you down for 920 as well, but somehow updated you by 190 instead. I need to get whatever's messed up in the process fixed, this updating manually stuff is error-prone and time intensive!

Alternatively, SBR could keep us updated with their much-easier database access...

[Cuse0323]

Shit, got 0. 5 days, 5 firsts...I got this.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Shit, got 0. 5 days, 5 firsts...I got this.

No sweat...you are rocking all 1st place badges after all. Tourneys covered for the next week, take em down!

[Cuse0323]

Thanks, will make sure to finally play.

[STAX]

i got 1500 points in about 6 tourniesplayed
and half those i sat out and got ejected

[STAX]

do u have to be pro to be ranked? im confused