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1) I didn't say it to anyone else
2) It's been made crystal clear WHY I said it-- it was a RESPONSE to your blatheringComment -
Yeah that was my impression of what you wanted me to say, we can't all read minds and state the results as FACTS as you can. You can say you were thinking about how you were wrong about something, but even though we all know how unlikely it is we can't say for sure you weren't
... yet you went on to explain WHY I did it to trap you into saying "outplayed" so i could copy/paste it and use against you... BUT, you didn't fall for it. No, you can't read thoughts and intentions, you only play that ya can on the internet.
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I will when you tell me exactly who you were playing against and the hand ID after the "nh" when you said "say it"
See I can play that bullshit too, like I remember exact usernames and who you were talking to anymore than you remember that info you sneaky knucklehead. In fact tell me what day and table limit I called brainfreeze "brainfree"...if you can't say then it didn't happen
Nice try
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where is my avatar?, I was there yesterday.Comment -
Hey Biteme, did you "outplay" me in the hand in post #102?
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Brainfree.. Brainfart.. Brainfleas.. I need some creativity here like brainplease? .. Or brainmelt.. Something
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Doesn't bother me but when your just meeting people and say whats up brainfleas.. You have to expect no response. I did laugh at some stuff you called people, which were just funny nicknames, being hateful is different. I laughed, I go by the " ya grin your in policy ". If you laugh at the jokes about others expect them to laugh about you, in a fun and witty way. I don't mind your name calling but try to keep it classy or at least witty and fun.Comment -
OK champ... you got it: chilipowder - Hand ID 4456496 (after this hand I said "say it")
The STAX hand he bluffed me in was Hand ID 4456491
Both complete HH available to be posted, upon request
NOW, tell me who else I said "outplayed" to, Mr. Liar?
Waiting with bated breath.
You squirrelly douche. So weaselly. Describe the situation to me then, Mr. Liar? You're the only one I said it to (and you know it) but now you're playing this squirrelly game. Describe the situation. C'mon.See I can play that bullshit too, like I remember exact usernames and who you were talking to anymore than you remember that info you sneaky knucklehead. In fact tell me what day and table limit I called brainfreeze "brainfree"...if you can't say then it didn't happen Nice try
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Oh really? I'm thinking you just hand historied the tourney and picked out an approximate hand you think it was (which to you is FACT)OK champ... you got it: chilipowder - Hand ID 4456496 (after this hand I said "say it")
The STAX hand he bluffed me in was Hand ID 4456491
Both complete HH available to be posted, upon request
NOW, tell me who else I said "outplayed" to, Mr. Liar?
Waiting with bated breath.
You squirrelly douche. So weaselly. Describe the situation to me then, Mr. Liar? You're the only one I said it to (and you know it) but now you're playing this squirrelly game. Describe the situation. C'mon.
What day and table limit did I say "Brainfree"? Cmon you expect the same as proof from others
Biteme please answer the most pertinent question. Did you outplay me in the hand (post 102) or was it because of favorable cards?
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...............and all this conversation for points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what would the conversation be if it is for real money, and i mean to say big blinds lilke 100 200 with antis .
i played with all of you guys for points , and one time for real money at a casino in las vegas, and you do not do the same,....... but i do., beerdog, miller/ boing. jake, no1here, vegas vixen, tattady, are some of the names that come to my memory as more consistent play for money and betpoints, and very serius poker playersComment -
1) I'm thinking you're a lying squirrelly sack. Others do as well. I gave you the proper HH's. Want to see them? The betting will prove it. Consequently, it is, indeed, A FACT. Just like everything else I labeled as a fact is a fact. The "say it" had nothing to do w/ the STAX hand.Oh really? I'm thinking you just hand historied the tourney and picked out an approximate hand you think it was (which to you is FACT)
What day and table limit did I say "Brainfree"? Cmon you expect the same as proof from others
Biteme please answer the most pertinent question. Did you outplay me in the hand (post 102) or was it because of favorable cards?
2) I called your bluff: you and I both know I didn't say "outplayed" to anyone else. Only you. You're just now playing this fukked up squirrelly game. Don't you think other peeps see what you're doing? How disingenuous you're being? You calling brainfreeze "brainfree" was over a month ago. You supposedly seeing me say "outplayed" to someone else was last night. Plus, I'm just asking you to describe the situation. What were the circumstances? We're all waiting to hear. Surely you can explain THAT? I mean, I can tell you it was a 1/2 table, I wasn't sitting for all that long (maybe 10 minutes), freezer was up quite a few chips(~670) so when you called him brainfree I assumed it was b/c he got most of the chips from you. Your subsequent chat proved he did and he sucked out to get them. Can't tell ya what day this was, lil over month ago. NOW, describe the situation where I said "outplayed" to someone else. We're all ears.
3. It's not close to the most pertinent question but I already answered it in this thread... coupla times. What's the matter, you don't read so good?Comment -
Hear ya Sin... just ridiculous when Centaur is LYING and mischaracterizing so many things. I don't throw the word LIAR round haphazardly, I think you know me nuff to know that.
But hey, it's how he rolls apparently when push comes to shove. Disgusting but it is what it is.
And as for donk's nonsense, like I said... reckless, untrue, defamatory and bout 5 other things.
Have zero respect for the guy now but hey... who cares?
I'm actually heading out to Foxwoods, Sin, in about 2 hours and won't be back till tomorrow night. So I can only engage Centaur's bullshit for a lil while longer and will have to check on any other bs he posts tomorrow night.
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all u mutha fuckas need to go to the sbr store and buy some of those bull rappered tampons......... if you spent as much time improving your poker game as you do whining and pleading your respective cases on this board, you might not need to have someone i.m. you the hole cards/cards in the chute........Last edited by Auto Donk; 08-09-14, 07:11 PM. Reason: good luck playing live, bite...... earn some cash!!!Comment -
Holy shit...a tournament with 24 bobbos would be a nightmare, for the dealer anyways. Most professional dealers in the world would surely lose their shit after dealing a couple dozen hands only to have everyone fold to the big blind
The lenders you're stiffing would appreciate it if you played poker to pay us back too
From the repetition I assume you're actually being serious donker? C'mon man....a good loose agressive player is going to catch hands, when he doesn't just bet you out of the hand to begin with. Nothing unreasonable about anyone's play in that hand. If biter's a superuser, he sure isn't very good at it...I've bluffed him out of hands, and I've gotten him to pay me on the river with no cards to come. It sure isn't easy, but playing against good players never is. You don't seriously think he's cheating in any way do ya? Always thought you were smarter than that!
Centy, I enjoy your poster nicknames. Not always a slam dunk, but some pretty good ones, usually makes me chuckle. Your obsession with biter is a little trying though; most of the time, he does just outplay you (as he does many of us). Getting sucked out on happens; if you want to have any credibility accusing anyone of cheating, you need to have a hell of a lot more proof than just your "hunch" that it happens too frequently to be anything else (same thing for you donker!).
In the hand posted, there's a reasonable argument that you WERE outplayed; calling that river bet is almost never a good idea with 2 pair. You probably ran into the bottom of biter's range there; would you have felt any differently about the hand if he showed off other possibilities, such as a set or a gutshot/flush draw that hit? In that situation, biter's not making that move without a hand that beats you very often at that stage of the tournament...he's just doing it so you'll overcall and give him your chips. When he makes a play that gets you to mistakenly call with the worst hand, it's hard to argue that you weren't outplayed. Sure, it was fortunate that the cards fell out that way, but this wasn't a suckout; you were manipulated to call by biter making a good play. That's kinda the textbook definition of "outplayed"
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I have a problem with this whole thread, and its hard to focus in on whose the bad guy. First off Biteme. Biggest hypocritical bigot I've ever seen. He calls anyone out who starts a post about himself and then always goes to great length to tell us all how Saint Biteme wouldn't ever do that.. But Umm FACT this thread was entirely him doing that and after he had taken points from Donk.
Talk about bad form, bad manners, and classic jack ass behavior. Then he questions Donk's character. The even more telling thing is in his very own attack thread he then Demands that his "Friends' Defend him. Wow Narcissistic ego maniacal tendency much pal? Speaking of which que the Harem in 4.3.2..... Because I Dared to speak the second coming's Name in negative light.
But sadly, Biteme isn't the only jack ass in this thread. Some how it got derailed from bitemes ass clownery to another centaur biteme feud.
. Centaur I want to like you pal, you come up with very valid reasons and a lot of truth about biteme's horrible behaviors. But you keep screwing the pooch because you refuse to see your part in it.. You anger the shit out of me when you can't admit that your not thinking things through got you in that position.
Then we have Mike Classic Asian Stereotype over stressed, high strung, and prison bitch jumpy Tizzy. If your winning then you've done nothing wrong in this kids world, it's all he bases things off. If your ahead in points then your without fault. Probably once again from the Asian stressful success oriented upbringing. All he sees is statistics and can't understand Normal life or not devoting every second to what's important to him. He's the last person who should be a judge or sited as a reference of opinion on someones behavior.
As to Autodonk. He blew up after being felted, we've all done it. I see nothing wrong with his behavior. The fact that you all turned on him at the drop of a hat because biteme said so speaks volumes about your characters. He's smart enough to realize if someone's play is questionable then don't play them. So now he's a bad guy getting a whole thread. Sheesh.Comment -
newsflash chppernaz no one gives a shit your opinion, well maybe donk does as he still has hopes your lying scamming ass will repay him. Others here see you for the scamming piece of shit you areComment -
News flash Vegas, Your part of Bitemes harem And your the lowest on the totem pole of that kawk sucking group at that. You matter less than the shite I took 2 hours ago. How does it feel to be the least important rooster sucker in a group of guys sucking off one Dude on a gambling forum?
I mean seriously you useless fuk, How sad is your life where you run around in a blind dance asking others how you should think. Much less caring about points that amount to pennies?Comment -
Pro tourney players know to aim for a flop percentage of about 10-15% in the early-mid stages, and 15 – 20% in the middle to late stages. That's why your tourney results have always been inferior to mine.
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That might be one of the dumbest thing's you've said in a long time
While you're pretending to even have a clue what actual poker players know, how many pros do you think aim for the <5% of flops you're seeing early on? Any pros that advocate your strategy (only playing formats with massive overlays, folding your way to a minimum cash if you can, spending a full day trying to flip the winnings into something you can actually spend)? Any pros who agree with your idiotic BROI definition? Know any pros who confuse participation awards with superiority, or any who think winning less in a longer period of time is success?
Actually, let's make it even easier: do you know of any pros who would recommend bragging about your playing style when you routinely struggle to win $1/hour?
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Fact of the matter is, I don't see Tripe or DS here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
So keep playing your loose-aggressive style Tripe, & I'll be collecting 34k total from our challenge.
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