Donker...ck in, pal...r u OK?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Who you zoomin', donker?

You're "thru" w/ me cuz:

A) I've exposed you as the total imbecilic ass you are and you're embarrassed, so your only recourse is to maliciously defame me & slink away.

B) Any good player would understand WHY I played the hand the way I did -- prolly why you're having such trouble comprehending it. It's really not that difficult.

C) You're gonna leave immediately cuz you now realize you'd have difficulty beating me long-term in poker if I always told you 1 of my cards.

D) Any one that believes there's a superuser on SBR poker (ffs) should immediately check themselves into a Mental Health facility for evaluation.

E) For those of you I consider friends and vice versa, you should really take donk to task for what he's doing here. He's willfully & maliciously defaming me. He's calling me a cheat. Saying I'm not legit. If ANYONE maliciously did that to any one of my forum friends here... I'd tear 'em a new one. Just sayin'....

[smitch124]

Something in this post is actually true.

...

[brainfreeze]

I believe it''s more about it just being fun to him if he's calling to take a chance.

This I know is true with him though...you know that donk, he'll say 1 time!!! Giving action when he knows he has to suck out.. I think this is another reason we give him a lot of crap because he ends up sucking out a lot... Playing wild poker and hitting, he's also sly like a fox as well..taking nothing from biter, some hands still skeptical but overall solid player.

[4uk4life]

E) For those of you I consider friends and vice versa, you should really take donk to task for what he's doing here. He's willfully & maliciously defaming me. He's calling me a cheat. Saying I'm not legit. If ANYONE maliciously did that to any one of my forum friends here... I'd tear 'em a new one. Just sayin'....[/QUOTE]

I was defending ya

[sinmiedo]

ok guys, i always advice you all.
you play with bite, you must play poker, not cards, not gambling, not theory, just poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeerDog99]

I think Donk is off his rocker and is just an attention whore.

Biteme, as anyone with a clue knows, you are not a cheat and there is no "superuser" here.

[daneblazer]

Not sure how people can look at odds and fail to realize non-zero percentages will occur at a non-zero frequency

Mind blowing

[JAKEPEAVY21]

not like donk to throw the towel in..

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

UH OH!
Just won the 11pm tourney.

Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all... let's call THIS guy in!:


He'll solve it for donker and centy (centy was beyond PISSED I took him out, bad mouth railed me the whole way; like donker... he was OuTpLaYed.)

downsouth... PLEASE ditch the bat line (for now).

p.s. A big THANK YOU to Gum, Trip, 4uk, G and Sin and ESPECIALLY Doggy for having my back. I truly never thought donk was a bad guy... but, HE REALLY IS. I mean, he REALLY, REALLY is. He *proved* that today.

[4uk4life]

UH OH!
Just won the 11pm tourney.

Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all... let's call THIS guy in!:


He'll solve it for donker and centy (centy was beyond PISSED I took him out, bad mouth railed me the whole way; like donker... he was OuTpLaYed.)

downsouth... PLEASE ditch the bat line (for now).

p.s. A big THANK YOU to Gum, Trip, 4uk, G and Sin and ESPECIALLY Doggy for having my back. I truly never thought donk was a bad guy... but, HE REALLY IS. I mean, he REALLY, REALLY is. He *proved* that today.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Not sure what the deal is....Donk's a good guy as far as I know, likes to talk smack but he's usually just having fun. If the hand biter posted is the one he's talking about...Donk got caught with a slight dog of a hand (10 outer ain't that bad), no biggie. Bite's a good player, he makes moves like that and more often than not they're correct. He's far from unbeatable; I've done it on occasion as have many others. He's good though, you need to stay on your toes and switch it up to have a shot or he'll systematically stack ya.

Biter, congrats on the 1st but it couldn't have been that tough of a field if bobbo got second

[daneblazer]

How many of you actually know what a superuser is?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Not sure what the deal is....Donk's a good guy as far as I know,

He's really not. He PROVED it.
Calling me a cheating pos just b/c I'm a better player than he is? I won a poker hand? A hand that isn't even difficult to understand what transpired if ya know poker concepts at all?

likes to talk smack but he's usually just having fun.

This REALLY crossed the line. Wasn't smack talk, he wasn't "having fun". Then his subsequent post in this thread calling me a cheating pos everyone watch out for this cheater yadda yadda... so, he can't use the "heat of the moment" excuse.

What he has done is RECKLESS & INEXCUSABLE. If he apologized today, frankly, I'm not sure I'd accept it.
How many of you guys would like being called a cheating pos for no reason other than you're better than the other guy?
Yeah, didn't think so. (And I'd love to see him call me that to my face IRL)

I'm getting sick of these numbnuts like donk, centaur etc. and all their pansy-ass crybaby shit when I beat them or I win. Never give me credit (which is fine, not lookin for validation from those clowns, I know I'm good @ poker) BUT, I'm not gonna stand idly by and have jackasses call me a cheater. THAT's not gonna happen.

With the possible exception of Doggy, I've given away more pts back to players in the SBR community; I'm a good citizen round here... and I gotta put up w/ this constant bullshit from the likes of donk & centaur & others? WTF

I'm just playing POKER, ffs. My game. And I get called a cheating pos/superuser for THAT? What have I done *exactly* other than play poker outside the ABC box? Ah... nothing is the answer. I've done nothing other than to play poker and I got asshats like donk & centaur & others constantly casting aspersions. So done w/ it...

If the hand biter posted is the one he's talking about...Donk got caught with a slight dog of a hand (10 outer ain't that bad), no biggie. Bite's a good player, he makes moves like that and more often than not they're correct. He's far from unbeatable; I've done it on occasion as have many others. He's good though, you need to stay on your toes and switch it up to have a shot or he'll systematically stack ya.

It's indeed the hand he went apeshit on. Too bad donk doesn't understand poker all that well and has to resort to the bullshit he resorted to. And OF COURSE I'm "far from unbeatable"... it's happened many times and will continue... it's POKER, ffs. Anybody can beat anybody at any given time.

And dane... NO... most of these accusing assjacks don't even know what a superuser really is.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[TheCentaur]

He'll solve it for donker and centy (centy was beyond PISSED I took him out, bad mouth railed me the whole way; like donker... he was OuTpLaYed.)

Was I happy I was knocked out? Of course not! As soon as I lost that hand though you chime up "outplayed" and that's what I take exception to. I can't think of too many players on here, even the nastiest of them, that are that obnoxious. Here is what you have said before about that type of behavior:

Quickly too bout showing bluffs:
Showing bluffs is often a multi-layered STRATEGY

Some of the strategic reasons should be obvious

Some players mistakenly think guys showing bluffs are disrespecting them... couldn't be more wrong.

Now... if someone shows a bluff then starts talkin smack: "whatta fukkin donk... whatta fukkin idiot for laying that down, etc..." then obviously YES, they are being disrespectful.

But that's totally different then just silently showing: one's strategic... the other is someone being an a-hole.
It's really not hard to discern the difference.

Yes, it was not a bluff in this instance. It was a hand that knocked a player out of a tourney, so actually that behavior is worse. Anyone who has noticed your behavior semi-lately can see the hypocrisy.

Of course in this hand we both made 2 pair with an unpaired board, and unsurprisingly you went on about how it was your supreme skill that got it done.

Everyone reading this already knows the replies to come from you, the rationalizations, the delusions, the obfuscations, the hand revisionism painting you as the god of poker. You are the new hockey216 biteme. It's just so disappointing because while it's obvious hockey216 has several assorted disorders, I and others on here realize you know better.

[bobbywaves]

Biter, congrats on the 1st but it couldn't have been that tough of a field if bobbo got second

Field was very tough. It was like playing against 24 guys named Waves, absolute nightmare.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

biter, don't write him off yet, he was just blowing off some steam..he is a good guy overall...you have put many of us on defcon 1 tilt, this too shall pass

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Was I happy I was knocked out? Of course not! As soon as I lost that hand though you chime up "outplayed" and that's what I take exception to.

Not surprisingly, this is a LIE.
You always conveniently never tell the whole story; it's become a pattern w/you.

Chicken or egg, Centaur? I only said "outplayed" AFTER you started in about how lucky I was again (like you always do) yadda yadda... i said "outplayed" AFTER that, you weasel.

I actually saved the chat to PROVE what I'm saying here (cuz I figured you'd pull sumpthin like this) but I inadvertently lost it when I closed down and didn't save it; I did agree w/ Mike Tizzy and said "bad call" beforehand BUT what you're saying is not the truth.

I hope YOU saved the chat: POST IT if you did. Mike Tizzy or others @ the table can chime in to verify what I'm saying is true. "Outplayed" came AFTER you once again gave me no credit for letting you improve on river, I was just lucky again like always blah blah same tired bullshit blah... AFTER -- those are the kinds of comments you'll receive when you're constantly being a douche and calling somebody a luckbox over & over & over.

I can't think of too many players on here, even the nastiest of them, that are that obnoxious.

As explained above... you have trouble with the whole chicken/egg concept.
I'm pleasant to play with and not obnoxious (many others would agree) BUT, I will always confront doucheyness... ALWAYS.
People know that about me and properly see it for what it is: i.e., not obnoxiousness, but rather, putting a douche in their place.

Here is what you have said before about that type of behavior:

Nothing I said is contradicted by my actions; BUT, run around making superuser threads, constantly calling me a luckbox and willfully trying to diminish my poker skills at *every opportunity* and make no mistake -- YOU WILL HEAR BACK FROM ME.
Don't want me to comment your way? Simple: Stop being douchey.

Yes, it was not a bluff in this instance. It was a hand that knocked a player out of a tourney, so actually that behavior is worse. Anyone who has noticed your behavior semi-lately can see the hypocrisy.

Of course in this hand we both made 2 pair with an unpaired board, and unsurprisingly you went on about how it was your supreme skill that got it done.

Everyone reading this already knows the replies to come from you, the rationalizations, the delusions, the obfuscations, the hand revisionism painting you as the god of poker. You are the new hockey216 biteme. It's just so disappointing because while it's obvious hockey216 has several assorted disorders, I and others on here realize you know better.

No one sees the "hypocrisy"... it exists only in your deluded mind (and this constant lie you keep repeating about how I think I'm some "poker god" is just another fantasy you've created).

What peeps actually DO see is you running around making threads about me, posting hands calling me a luckbox, trying to denigrate my play @ every turn possible (World Cup, etc.). THIS is what they see. They see your doucheyness.
And then they see me respond to it. Simple, really.

I've told you this many times before but I'll once again repeat it in the hopes that someday it'll sink in: You're a horrible amateur psychologist. I mean, just God-awful. You really need to stop.

"Everyone reading this", as you say (well, most everyone...there'll always be morons) will understand the real dealio and how you love to mischaracterize so much about me; I'm totally confident most peeps can see through your ever constant agenda.

[TheCentaur]

I actually saved the chat to PROVE what I'm saying here (cuz I figured you'd pull sumpthin like this) but I inadvertently lost it when I closed down and didn't save it;

Maybe we should call you Lois Lerner instead of hockey216

Not even going to respond to the rest of the tired schtick, the "I was only responding to your behavior, I did nothing wrong, anyone who disagrees with me is obviously a moron, etc." It just gets old

Also, you have said before you know that poker chats are archived, just like you know how to access who is observing on the rail. Just bring the chat up from the archives I'm not that intimately familiar with the SBR Poker software TIA

[mpaschal34]

three things i've learned about biteme...do not take him on in an argument. he will not back down no matter what (and his points are usually good). so in otherwards, i'd probably lose.

the second is he's a hell of a cash player. yes, he seems to be luckier than most, but his skill set is better than 99% i've seen here at SBR (and biteme don't attack me on who that 1% is ). he doesn't play your standard abc poker (which most of us do with a wrinkle here or there). he's definitely someone i'd like to spend some time talking strategy with. would definitely improve my game.

i also learned during the world cup that he was one of the most supportive guys on my team. always encouraging me even though my luck was down. so i know he's a good guy. yes his competitiveness may rub some the wrong way, but i think he has a lot more to offer SBR on the positive side than the negative end. let's just say, i'd rather lose my points to him than hockey.

so those are my thoughts...i always say that i will leave if he shows up in a cash game, but then end up playing just to see if i can learn more/beat him. unfortunately that hasn't worked out the best.

[TheCentaur]

Biteme's smack talk after a hand is unrelated to the superuser threads and he knows it. Just like he said before how it was retribution against me even though he was doing it to everyone, his mad scramble for justification is pretty transparent. No big deal, if that's the way you want to be on the table then fine, just don't make up excuses for it

[TheCentaur]

Also, when you get lucky in a hand and someone says you got lucky, a reasonable option is to say "Yeah, I got lucky". You don't have to take it as an affront or dissect all the variables in a hand pointing out where you felt you played with divine enlightenment

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Maybe we should call you Lois Lerner instead of hockey216

THIS is your comeback? Holy shit... a dunce like tt could do better (plus you've already used it before, try some new material.)

I already went on record and said I hope you saved the chat and wanted you to post it. It will PROVE what I'm saying to be correct. What is Lois Lerner'y bout THAT? She tried to hide something... I want it to come forward. Are you really this dense or just intentionally 'playin'?
I implore Mike Tizzy to come forward (or anyone else @ the table) NOW to verify what I said in my last post was 100% correct. My "outplayed" come AFTER you started in about how lucky I was again blah blah.... FACT

Not even going to respond to the rest of the tired schtick,

Of course you're not -- cuz ya got NOTHING to defend yourself against the truth of what I outlined your behavior to be over these last few months. Everybody has seen it. What's to respond to? Peeps know the real dealio.

the "I was only responding to your behavior, I did nothing wrong, anyone who disagrees with me is obviously a moron, etc." It just gets old

...*sigh*... Dr. Phil you're not. You're not even The Giant on his worse psychoanalyzing day.

Also, you have said before you know that poker chats are archived, just like you know how to access who is observing on the rail. Just bring the chat up from the archives I'm not that intimately familiar with the SBR Poker software TIA

1) I assume they're archived BUT they'd obviously only be available to SBR workstaff/admin

2) Seems you really believed an obvious joke (well, obvious to most anyway) about being able to access who's observing on the rail.... What can I say? Explains a lot tho.....

[TheCentaur]

Miketizzy? Lol anyone who was at that table can confirm that guy would jump off a bridge if you told him to I don't know what his deal is it was weird

And here you go again with the name calling and insults whenever someone disagrees with you

[TheCentaur]

2) Seems you really believed an obvious joke (well, obvious to most anyway) about being able to access who's observing on the rail.... What can I say? Explains a lot tho.....

Ok so if that's the case you enjoy constantly hinting you know secrets about the SBR poker software, but then take great offense at being called a superuser? Interesting strategy

[GUMMO77]

How many of you actually know what a superuser is?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

SBR poker is serious business

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Uh, Centaur... don't look now but you've made 4 posts since saying you're not even gonna respond to my "tired shtick" in that other post.
Apparently, my "new sthick" is improving in your eyes.... as you can't help yourself from responding.

MEMO TO CENTAUR: The truth is always the truth, no matter how you try to spin it.

The "outplayed" came AFTER you started about once again how lucky I was yadda, etc.... FACT

And Mike Tizzy is a good guy that many like; I'd be careful if I were you bout what ya say bout him, Dr. Laura.

(p.s. -- jokes are jokes... if you're too obtuse to discern em, again, What can I say? Absolutely explains a lot tho)

[boeing power]

Miketizzy? Lol anyone who was at that table can confirm that guy would jump off a bridge if you told him to I don't know what his deal is it was weird

And here you go again with the name calling and insults whenever someone disagrees with you

#teambite

[Vegas39]

Know Gummo mentioned in another thread and fits here. Just never ends well when others come at bite. He is in Cents head so much that bites probably first thing in his head when he wakes up

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

#teambite

DEAD... SOLID... PERFECT, boe
KUDOS

And this guy has the audacity to talk bout hypocrisy?

Tizzer was trying his damnedest to explain to Centaur how it wasn't the best of calls/he could've laid the hand down, what I did wasn't luck but a strategy, etc... (Tizzer was talkin about it in abstract market terms, as is his wont) BUT, b/c Centaur didn't AGREE w/it, Tizzy was somehow "weird".

Talk bout hypocrisy coming to life! Insults Tizzer.

Thing is, Tiz was being conciliatory ("I can see why you called" etc) BUT Centaur would have none of it from Mike (telling him to S T F U at one point.)

Full disclosure: I, in fact, told Centaur to S T F U prior cuz he was doing nothing but bad mouthing me/encouraging others against me on the rail... which has nothing to do w/ him telling Mike to S T F U, obviously. Centaur: maroon AND hypocrite

[boeing power]

Ya centaur has a well known history of verbal assaults when he's on tilt.

[Vegas39]

Ya centaur has a well known history of verbal assaults when he's on tilt.

Canadian Centaur was the worst

[boeing power]

Canadian Centaur was the worst

He was a real cold son of a b****.

Pun intended.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Ya centaur has a well known history of verbal assaults when he's on tilt.

... well documented. Usually ending in a tail-tween-the-legs open forum apology.
You felt embarrassed for him when you read them.

Calling people insulting names playing off their username is also a Centaur specialty (brainfree for brainfreeze, to just use one recent example. He's done this for years here)

His HYPOCRISY is truly awe-inspiring.

Canadian Centaur was the worst