Donker...ck in, pal...r u OK?

**GUMMO77** · 08-08-14, 06:28 PM

"Superusers gotta superuse"

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 06:36 PM

Gum... I'm concerned for Donk's safety.
He was REALLY upset.

I mean, I think the guy lives in Texas... don't want no Texas Bell Tower Part Deux.

**GUMMO77** · 08-08-14, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Gum... I'm concerned for Donk's safety.
He was REALLY upset.

I mean, I think the guy lives in Texas... don't want no Texas Bell Tower Part Deux.

Like always, he is in my prayers.

**GUMMO77** · 08-08-14, 06:40 PM

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**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 06:40 PM

Donk, pasch, bite... All good players, no doubt... Perfect pole for cent... Bite the super user? Everyone that plays cards with you bite has questioned it... Growing concern.. Donk is a bit vulgar though. I'm with pasch, in camp of my own. Bite is exceptional player though, I won't take that away from him.

**GUMMO77** · 08-08-14, 06:42 PM

I've played a lot of cards with Bite and it's never been a concern.

**bobbywaves** · 08-08-14, 06:44 PM

Why can't I find the superuser program in SBR store?

I'm interested in purchasing A.S.A.P.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

Bite the super user? Everyone that plays cards with you bite has questioned it... Growing concern.. Donk is a bit vulgar though. I'm with pasch, in camp of my own.

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 06:59 PM

Bite ...when cent got AK ...K hits flop ...he shoves, you make quick pause...you say this is going to hit and shove for 700 or so chips with A10... Turn comes 10... River 10.... Woe..That's just the last one I recall.. But cent has a whole thread about it that I'm sure your aware of. You can't blame people for questioning.. You could just be that lucky.. Idk.. Cause I ran really good for a month or so and couldn't lose. Superuser or just card favored?

**Triple_D_Bet** · 08-08-14, 07:10 PM

Nobody seems to be complaining about the times bite pulls a move like that and wins without showdown, or when he has the goods on the flop, or when he generally outplays most folks

Not sure how people can look at odds and fail to realize non-zero percentages will occur at a non-zero frequency

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

Superuser or just card favored?

BOTH

AND, I get to

JoJo on the side!

My SBR life is soooo fukkin bright... I gotta wear shades.

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 07:14 PM

I did say he was a good player, he is, just a super lucky one as well I guess. Whatever frequency he's on... Tune me in.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

Whatever frequency he's on... Tune me in.

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 07:25 PM

I couldn't understand...hahaha

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

I couldn't understand...hahaha

... ya couldn't understand R.E.M.'s meaning?

Ah, ok... lemme break it down for ya in layman's terms: porn & strippers

That's really all ya need to know, pal.

BTW, here's the infamous hand that made Donker cry harder than Lance Bass did when "Queer as Folk" got cancelled:

(I put him on his exact holdings -- AK... anyone that knows poker can figure out the play I made. In the famous words of bigblue, donk simply got "OuTpLaYed"

)

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4455149
$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 17:01:17 08/08/2014 ET
Table 'Burn Ban', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : wikkidinsane, amount $406.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : dirtdog52658, amount $362.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $410.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : Djohns04, amount $439, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $280.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : mpaschal34, amount $399.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : HomerSimpson2, amount $114, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Djohns04: Small Blind ($2)
AutoDonk: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [7d, 8h]
mpaschal34: Fold
HomerSimpson2: Fold
wikkidinsane: Fold
dirtdog52658: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($10)
Djohns04: Fold
AutoDonk: Raise ($26)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($16)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ts, 8c, Jc]
AutoDonk: Bet ($38)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($384.60)
AutoDonk: Call ($216.20)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6h]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Jh]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $559.40, Rake $3
Side pot #1 $130.40, Rake $0
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $410.60, won $689.80, net $279.20, HoleCards [7d, 8h], HiHand [two pairs, jacks and eights] [Jh, Jc, 8h, 8c, Ts], won $559.40 from main pot, won $130.40 from side pot #1
Summary AutoDonk: bet $284.20, won $0, net $-284.20

**The Giant** · 08-08-14, 07:52 PM

The amount of paranoia on gambling forums has always been staggering.

And this guy is a lawyer?

Really?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

The amount of paranoia on gambling forums has always been staggering.

And this guy is a lawyer?

Really?

The Giant knows. +1

If he really IS a lawyer (and didn't just pull some stunt to seemingly prove he was w/Trip) THEN, I'm reminded of that old joke, G.

You know it -- Q: "What do they call the guy that graduated last in law school?"

A: "Lawyer"

**The Giant** · 08-08-14, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsADOj

The Giant knows. +1

If he really IS a lawyer (and didn't just pull some stunt to seemingly prove he was w/Trip) THEN, I'm reminded of that old joke, G.

You know it -- Q: "What do they call the guy that graduated last in law school?"

A: "Lawyer"

AutoDonk went a little nuts in the early tournament this morning today, too. I suggested he take a nap, assuring him things would seem better afterwards.

I'm not sure what possesses him to get so riled up.

He is like the Patrick Bateman of SBR poker.

On a more serious note, Biteme, how about PM'ing me some Brazzers passwords?

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

The amount of paranoia on gambling forums has always been staggering.

And this guy is a lawyer?

Really?

Bite, what's that site again, where the guy got ripped for millions in poker?
It happens... Bite doesn't run this site though, I'm sure it would be bad for sbr's credibility if they had a super user running around snatching a few thousand pts here and there. What does SBR gain? I don't know biteme that well but sure the owner of sbr doesn't like him that much. Just that lucky I assume.

**downsouth** · 08-08-14, 08:13 PM

Sorry Bite, the jig is obviously up. There leaving me no choice but to disconnect your bat phone line that leads directly to the poker room.

**MikeTizzy** · 08-08-14, 08:30 PM

Oh biterz baby, you're planting donkster and the competition to death.

, pls outplay me too

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

Bite, what's that site again, where the guy got ripped for millions in poker?
It happens... Bite doesn't run this site though, I'm sure it would be bad for sbr's credibility if they had a super user running around snatching a few thousand pts here and there. What does SBR gain? I don't know biteme that well but sure the owner of sbr doesn't like him that much. Just that lucky I assume.

There's been a few bona fide scandals in online poker: Russ Hamilton, Scott Tom, potripper, Ultimate, Absolute, Planet Poker way back when blah blah blah...

But all the many rigtards are CLUELESS. I suggest the rigtards educate themselves.

And superusing on SBR?

... THINK people... THINK!

I hate to break it to some of y'all but here's the REAL TRUTH & DEALIO: I'm a very good poker player.

Not anything more complicated than that. End of story. (other fine players here as well, obv)

Luck had very little to do w/ the hand Donker went TILT on...

And btw... SBR John LOVES me.

Why else would he always pick up the check when we meet at the Del Rey?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Sorry Bite, the jig is obviously up. There leaving me no choice but to disconnect your bat phone line that leads directly to the poker room.

**BeerDog99** · 08-08-14, 08:43 PM

Ruh Roh!

**smitch124** · 08-08-14, 08:46 PM

We really need an SBR poker reality show, will be better than 85% of the crap on TV right now. I think right after pawn Stars on the History channel

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 08-08-14, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by smitch124

We really need an SBR poker reality show, will be better than 85% of the crap on TV right now. I think right after pawn Stars on the History channel

GREAT IDEA!
Let's borrow from Discovery Channel as well: "Naked and Afraid @ SBR .25-.50 H/L Omaha"

Can ya just imagine watchin bobby & eberetta splitting pots au naturel?
Then 4uk shows up naked as the "Pizza Guy"!!!

Shit would be a goldmine and write itself -- MUST SEE TV!

**Auto Donk** · 08-08-14, 08:59 PM

I'm done with bite.... same pause and his idiotic unexplainable play on the hand. he's either on the phone or has access to our cards and cards coming, b/c no m f on the planet would call the shit/shove the shit he did.... I just needed confirmation for myself, and I have it. not sure what the cheating fck does or what his inside connection is, or whether sbr employees play his i.d., but he's not legit.... I'm done with him. Ive played with that id enough to know something's rotten in Denmark.... if he slither's his ass into any game i'm in, I will leave immediately..... No way in hell any poker player worth a shit does what he did today without inside knowledge of some sort.... as sure as this cheating p o s is convinced chipup is bored in the ass, i'm convinced he's not legit...... ALL SBR PLAYERS BEWARE.... THIS GUY IS NOT ON THE UP AND UP........ YOU'VE BEEN WARNED........ AND I'M THRU COMMENTING ON HIM AND WILL NOT RESPOND FURTHER TO THIS THREAD OR ANYTHING FROM THAT ID..... GOOD LUCK!!!!!

**4uk4life** · 08-08-14, 09:04 PM

I think Bite has given me more point playing poker trivia than he's won at the tables. I believe it''s more about it just being fun to him if he's calling to take a chance.

Besides that, I've beaten him at the tables at least once before. If I can take points from him at cash tables, there's no way he's a superuser. Flawed bot at best

**MikeTizzy** · 08-08-14, 09:05 PM

A-Dizzo monkey darling, don't get planted too much pls

**smitch124** · 08-08-14, 09:05 PM

4uk showing up naked as the Pizza guy may be a little too much reality.

**Auto Donk** · 08-08-14, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by brainfreeze

Donk, pasch, bite... All good players, no doubt... Perfect pole for cent... Bite the super user? Everyone that plays cards with you bite has questioned it... Growing concern.. Donk is a bit vulgar though. I'm with pasch, in camp of my own. Bite is exceptional player though, I won't take that away from him.

he's not a superuser.... just a cheating p o s

**downsouth** · 08-08-14, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I'm done with bite.... same pause and his idiotic unexplainable play on the hand. he's either on the phone or has access to our cards and cards coming, b/c no m f on the planet would call the shit/shove the shit he did.... I just needed confirmation for myself, and I have it. not sure what the cheating fck does or what his inside connection is, or whether sbr employees play his i.d., but he's not legit.... I'm done with him. Ive played with that id enough to know something's rotten in Denmark.... if he slither's his ass into any game i'm in, I will leave immediately..... No way in hell any poker player worth a shit does what he did today without inside knowledge of some sort.... as sure as this cheating p o s is convinced chipup is bored in the ass, i'm convinced he's not legit...... ALL SBR PLAYERS BEWARE.... THIS GUY IS NOT ON THE UP AND UP........ YOU'VE BEEN WARNED........ AND I'M THRU COMMENTING ON HIM AND WILL NOT RESPOND FURTHER TO THIS THREAD OR ANYTHING FROM THAT ID..... GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Something in this post is actually true.

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by smitch124

We really need an SBR poker reality show, will be better than 85% of the crap on TV right now. I think right after pawn Stars on the History channel

**brainfreeze** · 08-08-14, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

... ya couldn't understand R.E.M.'?0

i don't understand the frequency..lol