Fck speeches......... this is 100 percent pure inspiration!!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Fck speeches......... this is 100 percent pure inspiration!!!!
    no more bullshit racist south songs, no more stupid fckin flags.... no more bad music videos or speech clips from suck ass movies....... this is straight up inspiration beyond reproach...... GO CONFEDS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #2
    Rut roh... confeds might win now.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      AND FOR YOU ASS MEN ON TEAM CONFEDS:



      NOW, CLEAN OFF/WIPE DOWN YOUR KEYBOARDS AND MONITORS, AND LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!
      Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-30-14, 10:37 AM. Reason: WTF... i must be getting weird; as that sea turtle got me hard! wtf was she doin in there?!?!?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        And last but not least, I hired a true inspiration to all team confed players.... (note I did not say "inspirational speaker"..... fuuck tony robins, fuuck all those f'n pricks.....).

        The following is how team confeds will behave after staging our monumental comeback:



        threesomes, hookers, blo, etc etc etc.... WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! (Our balls will be sore Friday morning)
        Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-30-14, 10:51 AM. Reason: I will admit, I will not be using that lame ass "you are so fcking hot" line....
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        • Chipup
          SBR MVP
          • 07-24-13
          • 1435

          #5
          Donker I may have to sue you pal, no where in those posts did you warm guys like me with heart conditions not to watch. My blood went south, my heart skipped a few beats, and it didn't look so good for ol chipper. The only brightside was as I grabbed my tablet to write this complaint I now didn't need to find a stand to rest it on....
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            Originally posted by Chipup
            Donker I may have to sue you pal, no where in those posts did you warm guys like me with heart conditions not to watch. My blood went south, my heart skipped a few beats, and it didn't look so good for ol chipper. The only brightside was as I grabbed my tablet to write this complaint I now didn't need to find a stand to rest it on....
            Pat Obrien got you hard?????
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #7
              I listened to those O'brien voicemails and I'm still unclear what he really wants
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                u 've got to be kiddin..... first, he wants to eat her (he's on some good blo, obviously), then he wants her to suck his cocck, then he wants to eat her ass.... then he wants her and some other bitch to 69 in front of him.... then he want to get a hooker and get more blo..... then i got bored and turned it off once conf. the hooker/blo reference was in the vid
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                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-11
                  • 7537

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  u 've got to be kiddin.....
                  Uh...YEAH!

                  Donker stop steppin on my material, pal

                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  first, he wants to eat her (he's on some good blo, obviously), then he wants her to suck his cocck, then he wants to eat her ass.... then he wants her and some other bitch to 69 in front of him.... then he want to get a hooker and get more blo..... then i got bored and turned it off once conf. the hooker/blo reference was in the vid
                  Meh... been there, done that.
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