Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???

[TheCentaur]

How and why else would he make this play?

Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4304397 $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:22:00 10/06/2014 ET Table 'Freebird', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $249.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $307.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : the_situation, amount $156.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $420.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $290, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
thecentaur: Small Blind ($2) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Kc, 7c]
the_situation: Fold
boeingpower: Fold
iamamonkey: Fold
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($10)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($6)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown ** Main pot $497.60, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $57.60, Rake $0
Summary thecentaur: bet $249.80, won $0, net $-249.80
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $329.40, won $555.20, net $225.80, HoleCards [4h, 2h], HiHand [a flush, ten high] [Th, 8h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $497.60 from main pot, won $57.60 from side pot #1

[Auto Donk]

hmmm.... move along.... nothing to see here..... sbr software working as designed.....

[Fidel_CashFlow]

u dont think he might of got caught bluffing all in?

but then went on to win the pot anyhow ...

rough one for you to take so I can understand you are pissed.

[Triple_D_Bet]

[mikejamm]

Awe poor Centaurdouche, you should be use to seeing nuts all in your mouth! Nothing new to you! Get those nuts in there real good end enjoy your cream jizz facial! After all it's your livelihood, seeing the nuts, suck'in the cream!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Say it ain't so BitemeUSADOJ...you're a...superuser???

"I can't lie to you Dean Martin... yes, YES I am."

How and why else would he make this play?

"Whatta maroon...whatta miragey...whatta fukkin "

Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?

"Or... maybe... you're... just... a... TOOL?"

[GUMMO77]

How and why else would he make this play?

Also, how does he know I am observing a room even though I haven't sat at the table? Maybe it's a tool I don't know about?

Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?

[4uk4life]

Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...

[ProlificalD]

Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?

[JAKEPEAVY21]

classic trap by biter

[TheCentaur]

Was he betting loose for you to call him for that much with top pair?

He has bluffed me like that before

He could have a good hand there too, he mixes it up

Kind of a crying call but I felt with what had gone on at the table previously he could be bluffing

Its not a bluff though when you are a superuser and you know a runner runner flush is coming

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?

Gummo knows.

Evolved minds like you & boe can try their damnedest to edify Brother Centy, but there's always something missing from his *soul* that prevents him from FEELING it.

Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.

[TheCentaur]

Thankfully we all care about him and will never give up trying to enlighten him, as we know we are dealing with his eternal salvation... which hangs in the delicate balance.

yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

yeah that's all well and good but I would settle for knowing what options I have to choose to see who is watching the table

Are you familiar with the whole "Easter Egg" concept on a DVD... O' Confounded One?

Same thing here: the enlightened ones among us know where to find it in the SBR store.

I implore you to push yourself to A) become a better person so such things are intuitively revealed... B) humble yourself to your enlightened betters so that they may help your further... C) simply push yourself off the Ravenel Bridge so that this guy may have a word with you:

[daneblazer]

** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)

There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.

[Auto Donk]

There has to be some sort of meta game or larger picture going on here for him to bluff your check min-raise by jamming with air and for you to actually call it with top pair & a weak kicker.

only Meta World Peace would come to mind when I take this kind of beat; as in climbing into the gallery on the rail and beating the shit outta fans of the player who sucks out on me in such a fashion..... or beating the dealer's ass artest-style for dealing the shit......

[bobbywaves]

Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Typical donkey play & runner runner suck out from Bite, nothing new to see here.

Wow... I obviously really hurt your feelings in the other thread.
Sorry, Bobby... but trust me, the sun will still come up tomorrow, pal.
You'll make it, fella!

MATCHING GAME! (rules: assign actual bet pts won from poker to corresponding SBR'er)

A) 77,707 pts
B) 38,727 pts
***********
C) Bite
D) Bobbo


"Uh, yeah... and if you'll excuse me now, Bobbo, I gotta get back to planet Earth."

[GUMMO77]

Bite is good like that, he's already won 3 tournaments next week, watched Superbowl 50, and voted for the president in 2024...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

[ATTACH]69565[/ATTACH]

Well... CLOSE but no cigar.
Let's get this right :

[GUMMO77]

Emmett was/is a lady killer

[sinmiedo]

If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , not cards.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

If you guys want to play Bite , better be ready to play poker , not cards.

Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

TIA

[sinmiedo]

Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

TIA

Hey ........i was just stating the truth.
There are a significant amount of "card player gamblers " that play poker as they were playing black jack.

[ShogunRua]

Good call after being put in a pretty tough spot. Most of the time you are crushed there although I don't have knowledge of the table dynamics at the time of the hand other than you mentioning he could have been bluffing. Having said that, I think we've all made moves similar to bites here at some point. Hell, I did it in the Sunday rebuy after a poor read. He obviously got super lucky but.... superuser?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

superuser?

"How can Centy be so obtuse?"

[biggie12]

Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol

It's all Centy has these days, biggie. Well OK... granted the Sterling lawsuit bucked him up a bit, but what if Sterling flip flops yet again and calls the whole thing off? Don't ya think he'll need to drown his sorrows with one of those great new Blake Shelton BBQ pizzas and a ice-cold 2 liter?

Common man... have a heart... SBR should be like one of those groovy 60's communes where everyone gets along and the SBR office girls spread for everyone.

PLEASE DON'T JUDGE.

[bobbywaves]

Sinner... please PM this post to Centaur and Bobbo.

TIA

Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Good luck with that...Had my PM's disabled for this very reason, so I don't have to deal with moronic banter.

Let's see what bobbo-of-christmas-past had to say about his PM access:

I would have gone the pm route, but Lou felt the need to take away my pm's for no valid reason. I'm just updating the status of my loan, so any slow pay & stiff lists can be updated to warn other potential lenders.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/betpoints/1834664-looking-800-point-loan.html#post16342844

Since my PM's were taken away for no good reason, please look for my e-mail. Thanks for the quick response & addressing the issue.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sportsbooks-industry/1987132-where-did-dsi-live-blackjack-tournies-go.html#post16597620

I didn't conduct any business, in fact I hardly ever used PM's. Please have the appropriate department look into why mine were taken away, thanks.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2795600-warning-brock-landers-p13.html#post21096222

...and about a dozen other examples. We know you're well-versed in making up fantasy lands for yourself where you can actually be a decent poker player, but keep your make-believe to yourself please

[bobbywaves]

Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.

[4uk4life]

Oh some of you need to get lives. SBR POKER and trying to win pts for free pizza. lol

mmmm Pizza

[Auto Donk]

Nothing make believe about it, my PM's are disabled....Try sending me one, see what happens.

i tried it, wussywaves, they responded with "wussywave's is unavailable at the moment, the ducking coward rear-ended Mr. Auto Donk while repeatedly looking out his rear view mirror!"

you know the rest, wussywaves:

[pureajb]

Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice

[Auto Donk]

Bite me your Avatar cracks me up. Good choice

careful, Kockn will definitely use this as evidence of his cracker-jack ghost hunting abilities...... that, and dustin' his lame, no-poker-skilzz ass at the poker tables!