Poker Ghosts

**Auto Donk** · 06-10-14, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by tb1984

Recently, I, and others as well, have noticed that there are ghosts in the 11 p.m daily tourneys. They all use words like "wit" and "idiott". So far, this is my list:

bastianrossi
illpotro
coloxo_cam

I've encountered more, but don't remember their user names. So, if you see one, please add to this list.

very spooky indeed..... that's why i use terms like shitface cocckmaster, take a flying liplock on a fckstick, cumguzzling thundercunt, douche nozzle, yeast infected cumbubble, etc. etc. That way no one, except kockn and jojo, will accuse me of being a ghost......

**TheCentaur** · 06-10-14, 09:39 PM

Several plants in the 11 pm tourney already

**pureajb** · 06-11-14, 01:42 AM

lol @ Auto Donk

**bobbywaves** · 06-13-14, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Several plants in the 11 pm tourney already

Are you insinuating BiTeMeUsAdOj is a plant?

If so, I concur. If not, who are you referring to?

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-13-14, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Several plants in the 11 pm tourney already

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Are you insinuating BiTeMeUsAdOj is a plant?

If so, I concur. If not, who are you referring to?

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-13-14, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Are you insinuating BiTeMeUsAdOj is a plant?

If so, I concur. If not, who are you referring to?

I haven't met many poker players I thought could be beat by a plant, but bobbo is one of them...if a potted daisy fell over onto a keyboard and hit the raise button, I have no doubt bobbo would fold 99% of the time

**bobbywaves** · 06-13-14, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

I haven't met many poker players I thought could be beat by a plant, but bobbo is one of them...if a potted daisy fell over onto a keyboard and hit the raise button, I have no doubt bobbo would fold 99% of the time

If a potted daisy is beating Waves, then it only stands to reason that this same potted daisy is crushing TripeD. Since Waves has a 2,900 lead over Tripe in our annual challenge.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 06-13-14, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

If a potted daisy is beating Waves, then it only stands to reason that this same potted daisy is crushing TripeD. Since Waves has a 2,900 lead over Tripe in our annual challenge.

Typical bobbo, demonstrating his inability to grasp the fact that an all-in hand isn't won until the river

**4uk4life** · 06-13-14, 02:40 PM

Is this true Bite? Kinda looks like you...

**boeing power** · 06-13-14, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by 4uk4life

Is this true Bite? Kinda looks like you...

I think you should get banned for 2 months for this insult on biteme.

What do ya think bite? 2 months sounds fair.

**bobbywaves** · 06-13-14, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Typical bobbo, demonstrating his inability to grasp the fact that an all-in hand isn't won until the river

Typical Tripe...demonstrating his inability to grasp the fact that my all-in hand was won after the flop, with my nut flush.

**4uk4life** · 06-13-14, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

I think you should get banned for 2 months for this insult on biteme.

What do ya think bite? 2 months sounds fair.

I see what you did there. Someone's trying to get their collude on

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-13-14, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

I think you should get banned for 2 months for this insult on biteme.

What do ya think bite? 2 months sounds fair.

Sounds DEAD...SOLID...PERFECT

I'll talk with Eddy Munny later today at our staff meeting to help expedite the matter

Thanks for being on top of things, boer

0/100,000

**4uk4life** · 06-13-14, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Sounds DEAD...SOLID...PERFECT

I'll talk with Eddy Munny later today at our staff meeting to help expedite the matter

Thanks for being on top of things, boer

0/100,000

Too late, I'm taking 5k loan to pay you off and get a gift card and 5 pizzas and eat my weekend away

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-13-14, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by 4uk4life

Too late, I'm taking 5k loan to pay you off and get a gift card and 5 pizzas and eat my weekend away

Well... I hate to break it to ya 4uk, but even tho he pinky swore and promised you by PM, Carseller really doesn't have the 5k.

Your bad.

**4uk4life** · 06-13-14, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Well... I hate to break it to ya 4uk, but even tho he pinky swore and promised you by PM, Carseller really doesn't have the 5k.

Your bad.

I wasn't even borrowing it from carseller, I was getting the loan from ttwarrior so the jokes on you Pal

**Vegas39** · 06-13-14, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by 4uk4life

I wasn't even borrowing it from carseller, I was getting the loan from ttwarrior so the jokes on you Pal

only thing he could loan you is twinkies

**yisman** · 06-19-14, 11:45 AM

Some more were banned but they keep returning. Some of the recent ones that got banned:

gonsal
cheo

particioc

Without the ghosts, the 11 PM would probably only get about 25 a day.

**GUMMO77** · 06-19-14, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by yisman

Some more were banned but they keep returning. Some of the recent ones that got banned:

gonsal
cheo

particioc

Without the ghosts, the 11 PM would probably only get about 25 a day.

How do you know when someone is banned?

**shari91** · 06-19-14, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

How do you know when someone is banned?

Because a few of the awesome poker guys have PM'd me with a list of these fukwits and I let them know when I've banned them. A couple of the helpers have even received gifts in appreciation! And thanks to them I've also been able to stop quite a few immediately after they've signed up. This week though I've been slammed with sportsbook complaint stuff and other things so I'm not going to go through all the new sign ups for the week until tomorrow night so if anyone has spotted this guy and his many names return to the poker room lately, please shoot me a PM.

**GUMMO77** · 06-19-14, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Because a few of the awesome poker guys have PM'd me with a list of these fukwits and I let them know when I've banned them. A couple of the helpers have even received gifts in appreciation! And thanks to them I've also been able to stop quite a few immediately after they've signed up. This week though I've been slammed with sportsbook complaint stuff and other things so I'm not going to go through all the new sign ups for the week until tomorrow night so if anyone has spotted this guy and his many names return to the poker room lately, please shoot me a PM.

Nice work lady and gents!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-19-14, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Because a few of the awesome poker guys have PM'd me with a list of these fukwits and I let them know when I've banned them. A couple of the helpers have even received gifts in appreciation! And thanks to them I've also been able to stop quite a few immediately after they've signed up. This week though I've been slammed with sportsbook complaint stuff and other things so I'm not going to go through all the new sign ups for the week until tomorrow night so if anyone has spotted this guy and his many names return to the poker room lately, please shoot me a PM.

See... this is precisely why I want to have sex w/Shari... er, I mean, this is why she's one GREAT KICKASS MOD!

Actress Claims 'Ghost Sex' Is 'Really Pleasurable'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/30/natasha-blasick-ghost-sex_n_5240566.html

Actress Claims 'Ghost Sex' Is 'Really Pleasurable'

**mikejamm** · 06-19-14, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

See... this is precisely why I want to have sex w/Shari... er, I mean, this is why she's one GREAT KICKASS MOD!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5240566.html

A ghost wants to have sex with Shari?

You're gonna have to fight me first Bite man!

Seriously though, thank you Shari for gett'in rid of these ghost assholes and way to look out for us real poker players!