Might want to get your prescription checked.......

[Auto Donk]

recently, wussywaves said he couldn't even see me in his rear view mirror...... well wussy, you might wanna get those glasses checked........ as I'm right behind you and about to blow by your ass like you're danica patrick, and I'm jimmie johnson......

"move, bitch, get out the way!!! Get out the way, bitch, get out the way!!!! ......... you about to get run the fck ovah!!!!!!"

[Auto Donk]

wussy::bobby::ducking::waves::excuses

[bobbywaves]

In my rear view mirror bitch.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I wonder what bobby will say once those that are on his case go ahead of him?

[Auto Donk]

I wonder what bobby will say once those that are on his case go ahead of him?

accordin' to ol wussywaves, he wont say shit, because he said he doesn't talk smack to people above him on the leaderboard...... I'm one under him, and by the end of the week, if not sooner, he will be silent........

[bobbywaves]

I wonder what bobby will say once those that are on his case go ahead of him?

To answer your question, if that happens I'll say nothing. As I don't initiate smack talk, but when players like Donkey & Tripe who trail me start talking crap, well then Waves will simply put them in their place.

[sinmiedo]

All this negative smack talk has created a better poker climax. Those that were playing loose and sloppy, ( there are many) finally got into a nice respectful game.
Thank you guys ( Bobby, Triple D, and Donk ) for bringing the best in all of us.
Sinmiedo

[Auto Donk]

To answer your question, if that happens I'll say nothing. As I don't initiate smack talk, but when players like Donkey & Tripe who trail me start talking crap, well then Waves will simply put them in their place.

just out of curiosity, how did you and I get cross-wise, ww? I'm too lazy to try and go find it....... was it on this board? in a game? twenty five points to whoever finds the initial catalyst exchange, to see if it was me talkin' outta my ass, or what...... My best recollection is maybe i threw in my two cents worth in the tripled/LSRJ -- wwaves dispute...... but i really don't know off hand.....

[daneblazer]

I wonder what bobby will say once those that are on his case go ahead of him?

Bobby seems like a formidable opponent...and even if hes not he still plays every day and cashes frequently. No matter what your opinion of him is, you aren't going to just flip a switch and steam roll him. Going to have to put forth some effort

[bobbywaves]

just out of curiosity, how did you and I get cross-wise, ww? I'm too lazy to try and go find it....... was it on this board? in a game? twenty five points to whoever finds the initial catalyst exchange, to see if it was me talkin' outta my ass, or what...... My best recollection is maybe i threw in my two cents worth in the tripled/LSRJ -- wwaves dispute...... but i really don't know off hand.....

Looks like it all started when I simply questioned your ignorant statement of Mitchell being one of the best players, post #23 in this thread: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...-week-2-a.html

[Auto Donk]

As I don't initiate smack talk, but when players like Donkey & Tripe who trail me start talking crap, well then Waves will simply put them in their place.

Looks like it all started when I simply questioned your ignorant statement of Mitchell being one of the best players, post #23 in this thread: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...-week-2-a.html

well, that was probably the best 25 betpoints I've ever spent..... to catch ol wussy"i don't inititate smack"waves doing just that, initiating smack to me out of the blue after I put a supportive post up trying to boost the spirits of a fairly respectable poker player, mitchell.......

well, WW, what do you have to say for yourself...... you clearly initiated smack by going "scoreboard" on me and mitchell, in a lame self-promotional effort to get people to notice you...... At least we have the truth..... thanks, bobby....... at least this fued will be over soon..... very soon, after I dust you on the leaderboard! could happen as soon as tonight!

[bobbywaves]

I can't find best player Mitch or you on the leaderboard for some reason, is there some clerical mistake here Jackie?

Hardly smack talk compared to you, was asking Jackie Blue a sincere question. I figured there had to be a mistake & some supporting evidence backing up your claim. In hindsight, I should have known better considering the source.

Fact of the matter.... you & Tripe trash talk while losing, which is ignorant. If you're going to engage in this classless behavior, at least be able to back it up.

[Auto Donk]

Hardly smack talk compared to you, was asking Jackie Blue a sincere question. I figured there had to be a mistake & some supporting evidence backing up your claim. In hindsight, I should have known better considering the source.

Fact of the matter.... you & Tripe trash talk while losing, which is ignorant. If you're going to engage in this classless behavior, at least be able to back it up.

just glad to prove you're a liar and a "weak azz back into the money" player..... "I don't initiate smack", you say. Haha... proved u to be a liar on that one, WW. Do you realize how foolish you sound saying your snyde-ass remark/"question" to Ms. Blue was a sincere. legitimate question? you insult the intelligence of everyone on that site with that dumbass remark...... At least own it that you were proud of your accomplishments and wanted everyone to know that you were on the leaderboards......

by the way, last fall i was either 1, 2 or three on the leaderboard for practically the entire promo.... the only one that is really worth a shit.... And funny, ww, I never saw you there..........

and as for saying tripe and I are "losing", obviously you can't read...... i 've been winning as of late at a much more signficant rate than your weak ass....... but soon u will be silent............

[bobbywaves]

As for last year, I finished in the top 10 tourney players. I'm on pace to do it again this year. Regardless of recent activity, it's factual that you & Tripe are "losing" to Waves.

Do you realize how foolish you sound engaging me while you're trailing? Apparently not. It appears Tripe finally learned it's not beneficial to continue trash talking while losing. Hopefully you'll learn this lesson as well one day, when you grow up.

[Auto Donk]

As for last year, I finished in the top 10 tourney players. I'm on pace to do it again this year. Regardless of recent activity, it's factual that you & Tripe are "losing" to Waves.

Do you realize how foolish you sound engaging me while you're trailing? Apparently not. It appears Tripe finally learned it's not beneficial to continue trash talking while losing. Hopefully you'll learn this lesson as well one day, when you grow up.

how can I be "losing to Waves" (only idiots like you, ricky Henderson, etc. refer to themselves in the third person) when Waves is such a ducking coward puzzy that he won't even play me????

You're too afraid to even play one hand against me in a ring game, and you're too scared to accept my end of year points lead heads up challenge..... Yah, I'm "losing" to you alright, and you're "winning"--in the true Charlie Sheen meaning of the word "winning"!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

You're currently losing to me in tourny play, obviously has nothing to do with heads up or ring games.

There's nothing stopping you from playing in my daily tourny & meeting me on the final table. Just like there was nothing stopping you from joining my annual challenge last January.

[Auto Donk]

and just like there's nothing stopping you from playing me heads up in "Donk's year end ass whuppin of WussyWaves' Challenge".... keep on duckin'!!!!

[Triple_D_Bet]

and just like there's nothing stopping you from playing me heads up in "Donk's year end ass whuppin of WussyWaves' Challenge".... keep on duckin'!!!!

Bankroll management, too much effort to post a screenshot, unable to count to 12 without starting in January...there's no telling what excuse bobbo will whip out next to justify his pussin out! Although we could certainly use a new one; it's been a while, and all of his old ones are laughably pitiful

[Auto Donk]

Bankroll management, too much effort to post a screenshot, unable to count to 12 without starting in January...there's no telling what excuse bobbo will whip out next to justify his pussin out! Although we could certainly use a new one; it's been a while, and all of his old ones are laughably pitiful

the best one he gave me is he has all of his money tied up; which is total bullshit, but speaks volumes in the confidence, or lack thereof I should say, he has in his game. If he was so certain he is going to hold me off (the deficit has gone from around 2000 down to 140 in less than three weeks, when I first learned of this prick's existence when he tried to drop some lame smack on me), he would have no problem accepting this bet.

And, I'd give him time during jan 2015 and beyond to pay off the 5k he will obviously owe me. Even he knows that, as he is balking about not having the money to pay me off..... Wussywaves, accept the bet, if you're so great, you will obviously win it, and never have to pay me a single betpoint!!!! Face it, waves, you know you would, and will, lose to me. Just admit it. No more excuses, you friggin soft-on!!!!

[bobbywaves]

Unlike you & Tripe, I'm responsible by not betting with pts I don't have. It's very well documented I have 22k tied up in poker wagers, for you to call it BS further demonstrates your ignorance: http://forum.sbrforum.com/betpoints/...r-contest.html My remaining balance is used for sports wagers.

Facts of the matter: You're a broke dikk fukk, who can't even afford to pony up 5k. You & Tripe are both trailing Waves, yet ignorantly talking smack.

I strongly suggest you save what little pts you have for my annual challenge entry fee in January, as broke dikk newbies need to post up. And don't pussy out again chump.

[Auto Donk]

translation: "I'm a ducking puzzy."

ps, you fcking idiot, I could post ten k tomorrow..... you pick the member to hold it in trust.... I'll post double you fcking cnt if you'll accept the bet....... but you won't.... YOU'RE A FCKIG COWARD!!!!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

Highly doubt you can post 10k by tomorrow without the aid of a loan. Even if you could via a miracle it's irrelevant, as my annual challenges are 12 months long starting in January. We'll see at years end if you're still a ducking pussy.

[Triple_D_Bet]

the best one he gave me is he has all of his money tied up; which is total bullshit, but speaks volumes in the confidence, or lack thereof I should say, he has in his game. If he was so certain he is going to hold me off (the deficit has gone from around 2000 down to 140 in less than three weeks, when I first learned of this prick's existence when he tried to drop some lame smack on me), he would have no problem accepting this bet.

And, I'd give him time during jan 2015 and beyond to pay off the 5k he will obviously owe me. Even he knows that, as he is balking about not having the money to pay me off..... Wussywaves, accept the bet, if you're so great, you will obviously win it, and never have to pay me a single betpoint!!!! Face it, waves, you know you would, and will, lose to me. Just admit it. No more excuses, you friggin soft-on!!!!

Yeah, that's an oldie but a goodie of his: "I have proper bankroll management"...then he proceeds to bet more on other things at the same odds, as he did with DS. Pretyy obvious to anyone with a clue, and pretty obvious that bobbo's not one of them

Highly doubt you can post 10k by tomorrow without the aid of a loan. Even if you could via a miracle it's irrelevant, as my annual challenges are 12 months long starting in January. We'll see at years end if you're still a ducking pussy.

Donk could put his hand on 10k pretty easily if he was going up against you...I'm sure there are quite a few people who would be willing to loan to him (essentially betting he'd beat you). Yet another of your excuses doesn't hold water, and you have to fall back on "My 12 month contests start only in January, because I can't count to 12 otherwise"

[Auto Donk]

Highly doubt you can post 10k by tomorrow without the aid of a loan. Even if you could via a miracle it's irrelevant, as my annual challenges are 12 months long starting in January. We'll see at years end if you're still a ducking pussy.

knew it.... in a phrase: bobby::coward::ducking:ussy::waves::excuses

you're a coward, bobby.... just admit it and move on.

and the next time u think about trying to lay some smack on someone you do not know, be careful, or just like u did with me, you might bite off way more than your little puszy ass can handle. Now go get your fckin' shine box!!!!

[bobbywaves]

It's been very well documented that one of the the many valid reasons I'm waiting until January, is to humiliate any smack talking opponents such as Tripe & Donkey with leaderboard updates.

Kind of like how I thoroughly enjoy humiliating Tripe this year.

[Mitchell88]

This poker is rotten! All I wanted to do with my one night off was play some poker but I bubbled cause I want to win. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

This poker is rotten! All I wanted to do with my one night off was play some poker but I bubbled cause I want to win. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

JoJo had it out for us tonight, pal
Let's think of some cool ways to get her back
Let's spike her tequila with spanish fly and then show up at her door as "pizza delivery guys"

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4293115
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:52:00 05/06/2014 ET
Table 'Table 54605', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $150, Big Blind $300
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : koldazzice, amount $14239, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $3990, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : dankelly, amount $4625, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : greenymann, amount $2155, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : eberetta1, amount $1060, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : hhsilver, amount $1696, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : 70kgman, amount $1790, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : JediMindPicks, amount $6190, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : GaryDN, amount $3067, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : smitch124, amount $3188, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
JediMindPicks: Small Blind ($150)
GaryDN: Big Blind ($300)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [As, Ac]
smitch124: Fold
koldazzice: Call ($300)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($1200)
dankelly: Fold
greenymann: Fold
eberetta1: Fold
hhsilver: Fold
70kgman: Fold
JediMindPicks: Fold
GaryDN: Fold
koldazzice: Raise ($14214)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($2765)
koldazzice: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jc, 9c, Td]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Jh]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qc]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
koldazzice: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $8630, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $10249, Rake $0
Summary koldazzice: bet $14514, won $18879, net $4365, HoleCards [Ks, Tc], HiHand [a straight, nine to king] [Ks, Qc, Jh, Td, 9c], won $8630 from main pot, won $10249 from side pot #1
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $3965, won $0, net $-3965

[Auto Donk]

It's been very well documented that one of the the many valid reasons I'm waiting until January, is to humiliate any smack talking opponents such as Tripe & Donkey with leaderboard updates.

Kind of like how I thoroughly enjoy humiliating Tripe this year.

another admission of 1) ducking me, 2) being a total gaping puzzy, 3) being a coward, 4) making excuses, and most importantly, 5) acknowledging that I will own your ass and therefore you will not commit to 5kpts b/c you know they will be mine you ducking, total gaping puzzy/coward that does nothing but make excuses and try to back into the money by playing the weakest f'n poker possible........ 60 cashes, 20 more than me, but only 2-300 more pts = weak ass bubble seeking mo fo with no skillz or ballz.... I.,e., = bobbywaves!

[ProPicker713]

DONK lets get the ring games going.

[Auto Donk]

DONK lets get the ring games going.

would love to, but have to go grab lunch for my son and step son, damn I hate summer chores!!! hope to get back in time to play in the 2 pm..... gl

[Auto Donk]

Tell me how my ass tastes......

After talking junk to me out of the blue, about not being on any leaderboard, wussybobbywaves -- a player I'd never made any note of or seen do anything impressive at any table (probably why I had no clue who the fck he was), became a blip on my radar screen.... He kept pointing to "scoreboard".... well bobby, now that I've passed you even sooner than I expected, but not surprisingly as weak as your game is, all I can say, quoting the modern day big Aristotle, aka The Diesel, is: TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!!!

With much love,
AD

[TheCentaur]

Auto who is that in ur avatar

[JAKEPEAVY21]

congrats, i think you beat him by at least 1k for the year, more than likely 2k.

[Auto Donk]

Auto who is that in ur avatar

well, in my most pavyracer fashion, "she's a cougar i'm bangin'. she is not a porn actress. she is the real deal. Can't post additional pictures. She will kill me if she found out I posted this one. I only bang her when her hubby is overseas."

now, In AD speak, she's f'n Jackie Blue!!!!

ok, that was pokerplayerAD speak.... in true AD speak, she's aria giovanni.......

[Auto Donk]

Weakest Link.........

Unfortunately, it look like I'm headed toward being a teammate of wussywaves on team USA.....

This is really disappointing, as it means essentially that I'll be playing on a team that for all intents and purposes only has 11 players. Wussywave's game, or lack thereof I should say, will not bode well four handed...... there won't be any carsellers, hockey's, papertrails, etc. to bomb out in the first three hands, allowing him to creep into the money as he is so wanting to do.....

is there any way we can formally petition sbr to allow one team a "mulligan," who's trny results don't count? Wussywaves is ours.........

I sense this lockerroom will have some issues, such that the USA prima donna waves and I will bump heads.... hope this doesn't detract from what otherwise will be a strong team.........

AD