Week 1 Triathlon Update by Jackie Blue

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

haha... now that was funny! Having had to sit and watch damn near every poker player u've ever seen on tv gawk at my wife a few years back at the wsop (phil ivey was still playing it then, and he tried to give my beauty the "hard stare" til he caught her attention, which we still laugh about today), I can easily say my wife is the one I'd choose, and it wouldn't be a tough choice at all. That was the worst part about running deep each night during the weekends when she'd fly into Vegas, having to put up with non-stop egomaniacs throwing their best "game" and wealth at her, and her complaining to me later about this dumbass or that one. I can't remember his name, but some wpt champion had to be removed from the Rio after non-stop harassing her despite her telling him she didn't care how much he was prepared to buy her, travel with her, etc..... Jayde Nicole was there at the time, and a few guys at my table, seeing my wife off on the rail (and before knowing she was my wife), commented that she resembled jayde, only hotter.... and with natural's d's instead of implants..... and she covers all the attributes mpascal astutely mentioned above..... and he's right.... having those covered is what makes her really bad ass!

Cut the shit, tt

[Auto Donk]

Cut the shit, tt

send me ur email address in a p.m., and I'll send you a few photos to back up my smack... or go look up autodonk69 on pureshit.com, uh, I mean pureplay.com, the site where I won a free lifetime membership in my first month (the only reason i'd be caught dead on that piece of sht poker site), as my avatar is a photo of me with her sitting in my lap in our house on a typical sunday. she's way f'n hotter than Jackie, and you will have no choice but to acknowledge that fact.....

[4uk4life]

Come on guys, the important thing here is that I'm #1 in the poker standings. Let's not lose sight of the important stuff.

[Auto Donk]

Come on guys, the important thing here is that I'm #1 in the poker standings. Let's not lose sight of the important stuff.

How big are ur ???? haha..... great job 4uk, I did notice you've been running hot. Congrats!

[RudyRuetigger]

When the fukk was this calculated?

pretty sure I had 600 or so last week.

also, it really doesn't matter since I'm in last in hoops contest

[SBR Forum]

When the fukk was this calculated?

pretty sure I had 600 or so last week.

also, it really doesn't matter since I'm in last in hoops contest

It tells you at the top of the standings table. The range of the update was Jan 14 - Jan 19.

[RudyRuetigger]

It tells you at the top of the standings table. The range of the update was Jan 14 - Jan 19.

recheck mine pal

Edit by Admin: Players that cashed after midnight are credited by the report, so, for consistency sake and so as to not include the winners who cashed earlier than midnight date range has been updated for contest tracking. Changes to be reflected next update.

[RudyRuetigger]

maybe i only had 200 the first time, but i thought 250

last week was a blur

we all know that with me

[Louisvillekid1]

Rudy 5k side bet I beat you in this contest

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

send me ur email address in a p.m., and I'll send you a few photos to back up my smack... or go look up autodonk69 on pureshit.com, uh, I mean pureplay.com, the site where I won a free lifetime membership in my first month (the only reason i'd be caught dead on that piece of sht poker site), as my avatar is a photo of me with her sitting in my lap in our house on a typical sunday. she's way f'n hotter than Jackie, and you will have no choice but to acknowledge that fact.....

Ah yes... the internet... the bastion of veracity.
I hear ya, AD. I'm sure she's 1 MillionBillionTrillion X hotter than Jackie.

CONGRATS

BTW, when I played on Pokerstars I use to have a pic of me and an ex as an avatar, too. You don't even have to send me your email... here it is:

[RudyRuetigger]

Rudy 5k side bet I beat you in this contest

in poker only?

full thing? no deal. im close to last in hoops

[Auto Donk]

Ah yes... the internet... the bastion of veracity.
I hear ya, AD. I'm sure she's 1 MillionBillionTrillion X hotter than Jackie.

CONGRATS

BTW, when I played on Pokerstars I use to have a pic of me and an ex as an avatar, too. You don't even have to send me your email... here it is:

how in the fck did you steal that photo of me and my fuckin wife?!?!?!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

how in the fck did you steal that photo of me and my fuckin wife?!?!?!

I just went to pureplay.com and looked up autodonk69

[Chipup]

how in the fck did you steal that photo of me and my fuckin wife?!?!?!

I've got bad news for both of you.. She's got Black Babies.. You two have been fighting each other to long and not watching the back door for Black Mamba's.

[Auto Donk]

I've got bad news for both of you.. She's got Black Babies.. You two have been fighting each other to long and not watching the back door for Black Mamba's.

we argued about that.... she said it was from masturbating about me with a baseball bat as the "toy"..... came up when I noticed she was a bit like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! (fyi, it wasn't only the plethora of bbc she'd been puttin' away, but she admitted while rollin' one night that ol' kinky fck Billy Bob used to double fist her!)

[RudyRuetigger]

Angelina Jolie: After Bill Bob Thornton and Angelina split, Bill Bob claimed that even though Angie was voted the “sexiest person in the world,” he says sleeping with sexy women does not guarantee that it’s going to be good. He said sleeping with the “’sexiest person in the world,’ it may be literally like f-cking the couch.” Billy Bob, you struck me as a couch f-cker. Ulch.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/hugh-hefner/from-angelina-jolie-to-hugh-hefner-stars-who-are-bad-in-bed.html

guys, lets get back on fukkin topic. i have 610 points for this contest. why am i not listed????

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

You two have been fighting each other to long and not watching the back door for Black Mamba's.

Leave Kobe Bryant out of this

[Auto Donk]

guys, lets get back on fukkin topic. i have 610 points for this contest. why am i not listed????

damn, u must be blasted already.... ur cash yesterday doesn't count... 14th through Sunday! u had only 500 pts last week. fck, between the lushes and f'n sheva, u'd think nobody can fcking read or add up pts on this f'n site! I'd tell jake to help u out with this sht, but we know he can't add up badges worth a shit, either! (and jake, u know this is in jest.... and ur obvious comeback is a take from some movie, the name of which escapes me at present as I've started rueRUNtiggering on margs already, "Badges??? I don't need [to add] no stinkin' badges, [I'm always at the top]!"

[RudyRuetigger]

damn, u must be blasted already.... ur cash yesterday doesn't count... 14th through Sunday! u had only 500 pts last week. fck, between the lushes and f'n sheva, u'd think nobody can fcking read or add up pts on this f'n site! I'd tell jake to help u out with this sht, but we know he can't add up badges worth a shit, either! (and jake, u know this is in jest.... and ur obvious comeback is a take from some movie, the name of which escapes me at present as I've started ruetiggering on margs already, "I don't need [to add] no stinkin' badges, I'm always at the top!"

hey jackass, get it...another name for donk?

if i was counting yesterday, do you not think i would say i had 900 points

fukk you are bad at math

[Chipup]

hey jackass, get it...another name for donk?

if i was counting yesterday, do you not think i would say i had 900 points

fukk you are bad at math

Now you did it, Judy is mad.

[CarpeDime]

+1

The guys here that criticize are usually delusional and couldn't score a Jackie type IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

exactly

BItejO DuMesUoJ i havent gotten laid since May, mostly because i don't dip down into the 3s/4s range, but if i don't that means 99% of the time I'm getting nothing

probably will take a 3/4 at some point in the next few months, but the point is, yeah, i admit i couldnt score a Jackie type ever, unless maybe like i found her diary and learned all the exact perfect things to say to get her or something like that

[RudyRuetigger]

Now you did it, Judy is mad.

mad is understatement

i am fuming

mom where is the goddamn meatloaf

[RudyRuetigger]

exactly

BItejO DuMesUoJ i havent gotten laid since May, mostly because i don't dip down into the 3s/4s range, but if i don't that means 99% of the time I'm getting nothing

probably will take a 3/4 at some point in the next few months, but the point is, yeah, i admit i couldnt score a Jackie type ever, unless maybe like i found her diary and learned all the exact perfect things to say to get her or something like that

why take a shot at zeta like that?

unreal

[Auto Donk]

hey jackass, get it...another name for donk?

if i was counting yesterday, do you not think i would say i had 900 points

fukk you are bad at math

250 plus 250 = 500 u dumb, drunken HIT n run fck!!!! now RUN along boozer, just like u RAN AWAY after hittin' ur pzzy ass 62 strt.... rudyRRRRUUUNNNNtigger!!!!

[Chipup]

I think we'd all be grateful for any women at any time.

[Auto Donk]

I think we'd all be grateful for any women at any time.

your "auto donk"..... fyi, my avatar is my actual photo, and those two btches on each side of me aren't eatin' oats... they're sucking my motherfckin coock!!!!

[GUMMO77]

is:

You look amazing, Bite.

Call me

[Chipup]

your "auto donk"..... fyi, my avatar is my actual photo, and those two btches on each side of me aren't eatin' oats... they're sucking my motherfckin coock!!!!

Oh I understand now.. It takes two of them to find your small rooster. Or maybe it's one has to hold it for the other one because she can't stop laughing?

[RudyRuetigger]

250 plus 250 = 500 u dumb, drunken HIT n run fck!!!! now RUN along boozer, just like u RAN AWAY after hittin' ur pzzy ass 62 strt.... rudyRRRRUUUNNNNtigger!!!!

i too,
was once as dumb,
as you

most realize low cashes disappear in a week,
you must not,
it is my 10th place cash tuesday that i seek.

[Auto Donk]

i too,
was once as dumb,
as you

most realize low cashes disappear in a week,
you must not,
it is my 10th place cash tuesday that i seek.

if that is true, please accept my sincere apologies.... but I've never seen anything vanish that quickly on sbr.... except for u in that 5/10 game after u sucked out with that 62 strait on me the other day! and I have faith in Jackie & co's ability to get these damn standings correct, even if it can take weeks to do so!

[Auto Donk]

Oh I understand now.. It takes two of them to find your small rooster. Or maybe it's one has to hold it for the other one because she can't stop laughing?

perhaps ur a mere city boy.... check the anatomy of the male donk, then reassess the picture.... if my rooster is "small" when it's out in front of me, well, a large donk must really be a flagpole in length! and here I thought my five foot coock was big! or are u from Nigeria, and the African donks have ten foot dicks, in proportion to their human counterparts???

[Auto Donk]

and yes, ukforlife, I know this thread has gone way fckin far afield.... but we haven't forgotten u! Congrats on ur early top o the leaderboard status..... rudy run tigger will challenge you shortly, given his math skills, he's probably already got himself ahead of u..... cheers! now i'm gonna go stroke my small five foot rooster!

[RudyRuetigger]

thanks for reminding me to check poker subforum

[rickie65]

BTW, when I played on Pokerstars I use to have a pic of me and an ex as an avatar, too. You don't even have to send me your email... here it is:

brad pitt is your ex???

[GUMMO77]

brad pitt is your ex???

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