So im playing poker in sbr......

**GUMMO77** · 09-05-13, 06:22 PM

What is "a cuban sand"? I have to know!

**GUMMO77** · 09-05-13, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by warpednexus

Whose are you?

**Auto Donk** · 09-05-13, 06:27 PM

It is I, ghost Donk......

Boy, this is some welcome I get from the regulars on this site.... happen to get a second and third in these promo trnys, and the hate flows..... Try a space between Auto and Donk, maybe then you'll find me??? I've watched this site for years on the book end, and saw the promotion and decided to give it a whirl.... Know all about points just from seeing the site for a long while.... probably just getting some new player love from the site..... u know that happens on every on line site.... Oh yeah, that, and, I can see your cards and those in the chute................Love, AD

**jose21_us** · 09-05-13, 06:29 PM

Ive lived in Miami my whole life and never heard of a "cuban sand".... wtf is it?

**GUMMO77** · 09-05-13, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by jose21_us

Ive lived in Miami my whole life and never heard of a "cuban sand".... wtf is it?

Exactly what I'm asking. Konck knows, but he's holding out on us.

**warpednexus** · 09-05-13, 08:05 PM

Whose are you?

Sorry Gummo I've just been trying to make 15 post's today so I could reply to JoJo in a PM asking for my address so I can get the prize from MLB Contest. I needed at least 20 posts to reply to a PM. This is number 20.

**GUMMO77** · 09-05-13, 08:10 PM

JoJo costs 20 posts now? The girl is on fireeeeeee!

**peppermillrick** · 09-05-13, 08:56 PM

**pavyracer** · 09-05-13, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Whose [ATTACH]59800[/ATTACH] are you?

Rule Of Thumb is for every 1 real poster there are 10 ghosts. That's how forums operate. SBR is a business not a charity.

**jjgold** · 09-05-13, 09:21 PM

sometimes guys like Paver love to be dramatic

The guy that says a hurricane took his house out and all there was were some branches down in his yard

Its ok we are all different and Stavros is a good guy just loves the drama at work ,sbr and at home.

**Wulfman14** · 09-05-13, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

What is "a cuban sand"? I have to know!

im thinking logically , hardly kock's strong suit, but im assuming he meant cuban sandwich because im supposedly short and fat. looks good though

too bad he can't join me and have one cuz he'll be all constipated the next day and need metamucil, orange flavored.

**Wulfman14** · 09-05-13, 09:55 PM

kock

**theballsflop** · 09-05-13, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Boy, this is some welcome I get from the regulars on this site.... happen to get a second and third in these promo trnys, and the hate flows..... Try a space between Auto and Donk, maybe then you'll find me??? I've watched this site for years on the book end, and saw the promotion and decided to give it a whirl.... Know all about points just from seeing the site for a long while.... probably just getting some new player love from the site..... u know that happens on every on line site.... Oh yeah, that, and, I can see your cards and those in the chute................Love, AD

Dont worry about it bud, I received a even greater amount of hate when I cashed 4x in the last week of this 4 mth long contest and made it to one of the teams. Hate the game, not the player

**konck** · 09-06-13, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Boy, this is some welcome I get from the regulars on this site.... happen to get a second and third in these promo trnys, and the hate flows..... Try a space between Auto and Donk, maybe then you'll find me??? I've watched this site for years on the book end, and saw the promotion and decided to give it a whirl.... Know all about points just from seeing the site for a long while.... probably just getting some new player love from the site..... u know that happens on every on line site.... Oh yeah, that, and, I can see your cards and those in the chute................Love, AD

Did this guy really say
I've watched this site for years on the book end, and saw the promotion and decided to give it a whirl.... Know all about points just from seeing the site for a long whileSo you sat and watched for yeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrssssss and didnt sign up until now

**BennyBigNuts** · 09-06-13, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by peppermillrick

LOL
This video was hypnotizing to watch because of the guy saying they changed the recipe 10 times but he's supposed to be showing you how to make an actual Cuban.
"A few mayo........Very few mustard"

Then at the 3:30 mark when he's cutting it in half I was thinking he may chop his finger off.
Dude cut it like he's never held a knife in his life.

Thanks for making me waste 4+ minutes of my life Pepper.

**Auto Donk** · 09-06-13, 09:00 AM

hey knock... get over it... so I sucked out on you and saw you get drummed out of a tourney with relatively pathetic play... ur clearly weak and need to step ur game up. better luck next time.... and please play better..... and yes, you'd be wise to stat the f outta my way...... not because i'm a ghost, but because im a much better player than you are, donkboy......

**Chi_archie** · 09-06-13, 09:01 AM

Poker can be a bitch

**Smoke** · 09-06-13, 09:07 AM

hey knock... get over it... so I sucked out on you and saw you get drummed out of a tourney with relatively pathetic play... ur clearly weak and need to step ur game up. better luck next time.... and please play better..... and yes, you'd be wise to stat the f outta my way...... not because i'm a ghost, but because im a much better player than you are, donkboy......

**Chi_archie** · 09-06-13, 09:08 AM

poker can be soooo random

**Wulfman14** · 09-06-13, 09:19 AM

**Russian Rocket** · 09-06-13, 09:25 AM

Donkey is too sensitive for this forum- wouldn't last long

**Smoke** · 09-06-13, 09:43 AM

Delete post 53 mods thanks

**Auto Donk** · 09-06-13, 09:59 AM

hey russian

they way that donkey is raping that dude is similar to how I tore you a knew one yesterday.... and similar to how you donked out of this morning's trny, Mr. No Points....

**Russian Rocket** · 09-06-13, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

they way that donkey is raping that dude is similar to how I tore you a knew one yesterday.... and similar to how you donked out of this morning's trny, Mr. No Points....

idiot is worrying about betpoints

I bet your bankroll is less than 100 bucks.

...get a life donkey

**konck** · 09-06-13, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

hey knock... get over it... so I sucked out on you and saw you get drummed out of a tourney with relatively pathetic play... ur clearly weak and need to step ur game up. better luck next time.... and please play better..... and yes, you'd be wise to stat the f outta my way...... not because i'm a ghost, but because im a much better player than you are, donkboy......

Sure bud what ever .... your story is weak just give up....... you are exposed. The weak game is the guy suking out 8 times a tourny....who is that I would play you live any time but we both know that cant happen right? Its really time for you to give up

**konck** · 09-06-13, 11:14 AM

**Auto Donk** · 09-06-13, 12:33 PM

heads up anytime.... konk

the beating I put down on u in that trny the other day is mere child's play compared to what I would do to you in any cash game, heads up or otherwise....... i'm usually in vegas between may-early july.... just ask for "Auto" and you'll find me, and I'll proceed to take your money..... otherwise, okla/Louisiana/h-town .... i'm available whenever you decide to climb out from the rock you live under and come play some poker........ child's play, son, mere child's play.....

**konck** · 09-06-13, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

the beating I put down on u in that trny the other day is mere child's play compared to what I would do to you in any cash game, heads up or otherwise....... i'm usually in vegas between may-early july.... just ask for "Auto" and you'll find me, and I'll proceed to take your money..... otherwise, okla/Louisiana/h-town .... i'm available whenever you decide to climb out from the rock you live under and come play some poker........ child's play, son, mere child's play.....

Bottom line is your play suks ...I mean really it suks no one gets in behind or gets their money is worse than you. Just happens you have that SBR miracle save about 90% you can talk sh*t all you want your not a player. I have played this game for years I know the game I play really well. Your garbage, look you got exposed so go make up a new name ......Im sure If we meet in Vegas it would only be at a Bash and you would be working. BTW the one who beat me was Russian Rocket he suked out on me all in qj vs aj he rivered a str but I can take that he is a real poster. I folded preflop with AQ 1010 qq to your raises, all 3 I was beat strange huh. Here's another thing Fake.....Ive been in the casino biz 29 years my rep was catching fakes scams and cheats In Tunica a lot of people knew I was the best bar 1 man (who thought I was close to his talent) So take your 1500 pts in 3 days and shove them up your fake azz I wont play you I hope others dont either.
Ill be in Vegas in late OCt early Nov chances of you showing 0Great line though "I watched for years and decided to sign up"

**downsouth** · 09-06-13, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by konck

. I have played this game for years I know the game I play really well.

This made me laugh.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 09-06-13, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

This made me laugh.

+1, although to be fair, most of what koncker says makes me laugh...the forum is a more amusing place with him and a few others around

**Auto Donk** · 09-06-13, 02:11 PM

hahah.... I laughed at all his bs.... esp the "tunica" blast.... tunica is the a hole of the US poker world... fig'd that's where this dickweed came from.... too funny........... child's play, "konk", child's play..... and no need for any new id..... unlike u who obviously has at least two, u pathetic p o s.......

**Auto Donk** · 09-06-13, 02:19 PM

ps, konk

even in trying to criticize me, you compliment me by acknowledging that you could never acquire 1500 pts in 3 days, as I have done..... your game, or lack thereof I should say, is obviously incapable of such a feat, such that when I accomplish it I must be a "ghost" or "fake"....... NOT HARDLY........ CHILD'S PLAY, U PATHETIC WIMP, MERE CHILD'S PLAY.......... LOVE, Auto

**konck** · 09-06-13, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

even in trying to criticize me, you compliment me by acknowledging that you could never acquire 1500 pts in 3 days, as I have done..... your game, or lack thereof I should say, is obviously incapable of such a feat, such that when I accomplish it I must be a "ghost" or "fake"....... NOT HARDLY........ CHILD'S PLAY, U PATHETIC WIMP, MERE CHILD'S PLAY.......... LOVE, Auto

Just give up Dik your exposed andreally your play is horrid

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 09-06-13, 02:41 PM

Ya'll takin' these SBR points way too serious, homeboys.

**Wulfman14** · 09-06-13, 03:00 PM

kock you are the dumbest fukker here , i think the only one that beats you in stupidity is no1here.