Shove your fuk'in poker up your ass SBR!

**Russian Rocket** · 09-04-13, 11:18 PM

**easyliving** · 09-04-13, 11:22 PM

haven't made a single final table since the new payout chart. step it up sbr.

**InTheDrink** · 09-04-13, 11:24 PM

**ParlayininHTown** · 09-04-13, 11:24 PM

Shots being fired all over PT lately. Makes me feel even more depressed.

**Russian Rocket** · 09-04-13, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

Shots being fired all over PT lately. Makes me feel even more depressed.

there is a new sheriff in town who doesn't give a fukk - Saloon is gonna become obsolete in a week

**Brock Landers** · 09-04-13, 11:27 PM

MIKE!!

I need the music police rating my Latest Video pal!!

SBR Forum - Sports Betting Talk - Sportsbook Review Forum

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2557576-rubberband-play-video.html

Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.

**Russian Rocket** · 09-04-13, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

MIKE!!

I need the music police rating my Latest Video pal!!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...lay-video.html

MIKE!!!
make sure to catch Brockstar's famous "smirk" that flyingillini was asking about

**ParlayininHTown** · 09-04-13, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

there is a new sheriff in town who doesn't give a fukk - Saloon is gonna become obsolete in a week

On the bright side, I'll be a week closer to death then.

**Cuse0323** · 09-04-13, 11:32 PM

Is it 2011?

**Russian Rocket** · 09-04-13, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

On the bright side, I'll be a week closer to death then.

That's great news! We better stack up on liquor then to celebrate such a wonderful event

**The Giant** · 09-04-13, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

there is a new sheriff in town who doesn't give a fukk - Saloon is gonna become obsolete in a week

I've noticed that too. Big fan of the new guy.

**gauchojake** · 09-04-13, 11:36 PM

They already moved the saloon down 5 places below the handicapper think tank which hasn't had a post since 2006.

Jammer cheer up bud, if you know it's rigged you have to adjust your game.

**ParlayininHTown** · 09-04-13, 11:38 PM

Rocket's disposition is awesome. You can tell the guy can discover a silver lining in any instance or scenario.

What was this thread about again? Sorry, I get off track a lot around here.

**Russian Rocket** · 09-04-13, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

Rocket's disposition is awesome. You can tell the guy can discover a silver lining in any instance or scenario.

What was this thread about again? Sorry, I get off track a lot around here.

it's all about staying positive here...and make, hopefully the right bets.

get some rest fellas

...rocket out

**jjgold** · 09-05-13, 12:36 AM

Mikey settle down
Poker software tough unless you use the big sites raking in a fortune

Too easy to jack also

Higher priority stuff for now

Mike bear with us and best of luck,,, techs notified

**Chili_Powder** · 09-05-13, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

So god damn sick of this fuk'in rigged sehit hole! Spend some god damn money and get some new fuk'in software that actually fuk'in plays like poker! Fuk'in river beats with the only out on the table every damn time! Shitty software with stupid fuk'in programming! No fuk'in skill required, just be a newbie, super user, or a god damn sbr ass kisser and you're Phil Ivey at this fuk'in dump!

Hey dumbazz, just stop playing. After a recent elimination, to the players remaining at the table I was on, I pledged a 1000 SBR points (with no rollover

to the first person to start a thread in the forum if I play SBR poker again. I've had my share of good and bad runs, but the shitz and grins of it is that is pretty much for dramatic purpose, I mean c'mon...really, really. In the old days before Black Friday, I played thousands of sit-n-gos and thousands of MTT's on Party Poker and PokerStars, and it's not difficult to notice when something does not seem quite kosher.

If a person is ANY kind of sports handicapper at all, the time playing poker is better spent watching replays of ESPN3 college games and general handicapping. I always knew this, but got caught up in the competitive spirit of SBR Poker after not playing much since the DOJ bitch-slapped us US poker players.

**sinmiedo** · 09-06-13, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by Chili_Powder

Hey dumbazz, just stop playing. After a recent elimination, to the players remaining at the table I was on, I pledged a 1000 SBR points (with no rollover

to the first person to start a thread in the forum if I play SBR poker again. I've had my share of good and bad runs, but the shitz and grins of it is that is pretty much for dramatic purpose, I mean c'mon...really, really. In the old days before Black Friday, I played thousands of sit-n-gos and thousands of MTT's on Party Poker and PokerStars, and it's not difficult to notice when something does not seem quite kosher.

If a person is ANY kind of sports handicapper at all, the time playing poker is better spent watching replays of ESPN3 college games and general handicapping. I always knew this, but got caught up in the competitive spirit of SBR Poker after not playing much since the DOJ bitch-slapped us US poker players.

Yes....1000 points to the promise not to play anymore on SBR poker , I as there so Arunsh.We took note~~~~~~~~~~~~~

**Chili_Powder** · 09-06-13, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by sinmiedo

Yes....1000 points to the promise not to play anymore on SBR poker , I as there so Arunsh.We took note~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The only real temptation for me to play again will be if SBR holds another triathalon and I decide to defend my title. That might be a good enough reason to give away 1000 points.

**bobbywaves** · 09-07-13, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by easyliving

haven't made a single final table since the new payout chart. step it up sbr.

Your 7th place didn't make the final table?

**easyliving** · 09-07-13, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Your 7th place didn't make the final table?

the post was made the night before the tourney and of course the next day surely i was in the final table

**Koldazzice** · 09-07-13, 07:07 PM

**pavyracer** · 09-07-13, 11:33 PM

I lost in all 5 tourneys this week on a river while being ahead pre-flop with the only card that could beat me. Yes it's rigged. But is free. The real question is why SBR is going to so much trouble to rig the software. They can use the manpower to better the site in other areas.

**thetrinity** · 09-08-13, 10:38 PM

how ironic the worst player does the most whining

**Triple_D_Bet** · 09-08-13, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I lost in all 5 tourneys this week on a river while being ahead pre-flop with the only card that could beat me. Yes it's rigged. But is free. The real question is why SBR is going to so much trouble to rig the software. They can use the manpower to better the site in other areas.

Another real question: how someone can continue to put forth the same tired crap despite being buried time and time again: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ig.html?slf=36 For the record, I think it's inspiring how you took the shovel you were buried with and dug yourself deeper with it.

Care to give us any insight into this phenomenon?

**COYLO** · 09-09-13, 06:38 AM

triple d check ur inbox dude

**pavyracer** · 09-09-13, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Another real question: how someone can continue to put forth the same tired crap despite being buried time and time again: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ig.html?slf=36 For the record, I think it's inspiring how you took the shovel you were buried with and dug yourself deeper with it.

Care to give us any insight into this phenomenon?

You are poster number 739 at SBR who buried me. Nothing new here. Keep chasing your dream of thinking you know anything about online poker.

**mikejamm** · 09-10-13, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Chili_Powder

The only real temptation for me to play again will be if SBR holds another triathalon and I decide to defend my title. That might be a good enough reason to give away 1000 points.

Whatever dipshit! You only won because you were a fuk'in lucky ass noob and sbr needed to drum up sign ups by letting some no name lucky fuk like you win.

**mikejamm** · 09-10-13, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I lost in all 5 tourneys this week on a river while being ahead pre-flop with the only card that could beat me. Yes it's rigged. But is free. The real question is why SBR is going to so much trouble to rig the software. They can use the manpower to better the site in other areas.

It's done to fuk the Pros and reward the non pros in hopes that they'll turn pro at this shit hole! Once you are a pro, funny how your "luck" really changes. Same stupid fuk'in rigged poker shit ass always! Keep giving away worthless fuk'in poker wins and points to non pros, while hanging out the occasional crumbs to sbr pros!

Really is a shame, you can sign up here with a name like "Auto Donk", and hit the final table 6 times in one fuk'in week! You can be a retarded fuk'in douche bag playing his first poker hand ever and win here! Instead of running a legitimate poker client with software that takes into account smart play and pot odds, they simply make sure a fuk'in retarded idiot wins with 2 off suited shit cards no real poker player would ever play!

Straight up your rigged fuk'in ass, you get that sbr? Your software is a joke, your disconnects are a fuk'in joke, and your incompetent lack of technical ability to solve a long standing problem is a complete fuk'in joke!

**daneblazer** · 09-10-13, 06:16 PM

Lou ditched Big Blue and moved on to Auto Donk

**Chili_Powder** · 09-10-13, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Whatever dipshit! You only won because you were a fuk'in lucky ass noob and sbr needed to drum up sign ups by letting some no name lucky fuk like you win.

Ah Miguel, you really do suck. By the way, I know you're a ghost and I'm pretty certain who's ghost you are (95 % +). Maybe I'll hold a little contest and give away some points to see who can correctly name your other and main poster name. You aren't very fckn creative, that for sure.

**andywend** · 09-10-13, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

So god damn sick of this fuk'in rigged shit hole! Spend some god damn money and get some new fuk'in software that actually fuk'in plays like poker! Fuk'in river beats with the only out on the table every damn time! Shitty software with stupid fuk'in programming! No fuk'in skill required, just be a newbie, super user, or a god damn sbr ass kisser and you're Phil Ivey at this fuk'in dump!

Once again, Mikejamm whining and complaining about SBR's poker site because he's too ashamed to admit that he is a TERRIBLE POKER PLAYER. On the rare occasion when he wins, its all due to his skill but when he loses the site is to blame. If he whines this much when he is playing with SBR points, imagine how nasty he gets when he plays for real money and gets hammered? Amazingly, he had the nerve to ask someone to buy him into the 10K Main Event @ WSOP. Not surprisingly, MikeJamm is a liberal democrat as those on the left not only FAIL at everything they set out to do but then they blame OTHERS for their FAILURES. MikeJamm = The ultimate poker donk

**andywend** · 09-10-13, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

It's done to fuk the Pros and reward the non pros in hopes that they'll turn pro at this shit hole! Once you are a pro, funny how your "luck" really changes. Same stupid fuk'in rigged poker shit ass always! Keep giving away worthless fuk'in poker wins and points to non pros, while hanging out the occasional crumbs to sbr pros!

Really is a shame, you can sign up here with a name like "Auto Donk", and hit the final table 6 times in one fuk'in week! You can be a retarded fuk'in douche bag playing his first poker hand ever and win here! Instead of running a legitimate poker client with software that takes into account smart play and pot odds, they simply make sure a fuk'in retarded idiot wins with 2 off suited shit cards no real poker player would ever play!

Straight up your rigged fuk'in ass, you get that sbr? Your software is a joke, your disconnects are a fuk'in joke, and your incompetent lack of technical ability to solve a long standing problem is a complete fuk'in joke!

SBR, BAN this jerk already!!! How long are you going to sit there and allow him to tarnish the reputation and integrity of your poker site? Instead of placing the blame where it belongs (MikeJamm is a terrible poker player) he is making up blind accusations directly against SBR to hide the fact he is a consistent loser at the poker tables. He is one of the nastiest people at this site and drives others away with his childish behavior. BAN HIM!!!!!

**Chili_Powder** · 09-10-13, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by andywend

SBR, BAN this jerk already!!! How long are you going to sit there and allow him to tarnish the reputation and integrity of your poker site? Instead of placing the blame where it belongs (MikeJamm is a terrible poker player) he is making up blind accusations directly against SBR to hide the fact he is a consistent loser at the poker tables. He is one of the nastiest people at this site and drives others away with his childish behavior. BAN HIM!!!!!

He will never get banned. He isn't who you think he is, he's a ghost of a very long and established poster. He also is not a liberal democrat. The whole "Mikejamm thing is an act", he is playing against type.

**andywend** · 09-10-13, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Chili_Powder

He will never get banned. He isn't who you think he is, he's a ghost of a very long and established poster. He also is not a liberal democrat. The whole "Mikejamm thing is an act", he is playing against type.

We've gone back and forth a bit over the years and he is as liberal as they come. Everytime he loses playing poker, he goes on a rampage how the site is crooked and programmed for him to lose. Many losing poker players act this way but he takes it to a whole new level.