Grind to the Ultimate Poker Room - One Stack at a Time! SBR Style!

[Scrappy Do]

What kind of games are you playing?

I would not recommend spending this type of money on a mouse. They are fine and dandy when I open them from the box but after that first night they are generally just a sticky mess that we all know never comes off. Nothing worse than a dirty, expensive mouse.

You would think guys would know better than to touch there mouse when there hands are sticky. Its not like there hands are covered in glue, or they eat honeybuns all day or there hands have tape all over them. But neverless, according to Logitech, sticky mouse is the number one reason the warranty is voided on possible returns/replacements. I just dont understand why this is only a male problem. I have never seen a girl with sticky mouse, I used to date a girl that routinely had a stinky mouse but I dont think the two were related.

Keep this in mind as you shop for your next "gaming" mouse.

Oh no... I had a girl named Lisa. Trust me when I say she was sticky, took a 45 to my head to release her. Straight freak.

[downsouth]

Oh no... I had a girl named Lisa. Trust me when I say she was sticky, took a 45 to my head to release her. Straight freak.

I dated a girl named lisa once as well. She bashed in one of my truck windows when she thought I was running around. She was not even the craziest girl I dated.

[Scrappy Do]

I dated a girl named lisa once as well. She bashed in one of my truck windows when she thought I was running around. She was not even the craziest girl I dated.

Thank god i am done with dumb crop farmers. Shall we start a Lisa thread?

[downsouth]

Thank god i am done with dumb crop farmers. Shall we start a Lisa thread?

I had a span of about 2 years where every girl I dated or even just messed with at a bar/party or whatnot was batshit nuts.

Funny in hindsight but at the time was not near as humerous.

[IMightBluff]

What kind of games are you playing?

I just play Poker. I need a new mouse to be able to play longer sessions more comfortably. And since I am playing 40+ hours on a weekly basis $100 is a pretty solid investment for the increase in overall endurance at the tables.

Playing atm $50NL on Bovada. Def worth a $100 investment lol

I need to find a new chair too. Bye Bye 2012 Tax Refund lol

[Sacrelicious]

Its a penetrating mouse...spend 30 bucks... what the hell is wrong with you?

I use the goddamn touch pad on my laptop. Its goddamn poker, you need to click a couple penetrating cards and buttons. This is ridiculous.

[Sacrelicious]

If you play at those stakes with those hours on Bovada, why are you spending hours journaling about your grind for play money here?

Do you actually have a Bovada account? What is your user name?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Do you actually have a Bovada account? What is your user name?

I've played him there... everyone else is just "player1", player2" etc. but he shows up as "IMBsneakyTroi"

[troidatoi12]

I've played him there... everyone else is just "player1", player2" etc. but he shows up as "IMBsneakyTroi"

Negative ghostrider, I already said Troi and sneaky are just idiots pretending to be me, lets get back on topic.


Think ima settle with this $30 logitech wireless mouse.

also im not gonna give my Bovada username so some middle aged men can whack off to me. Gonna go bench 450lbs at the gym now.

[Sacrelicious]

Right, because you dont have an account there. Nor do you have an account on and poker websites, thats why you play for play money on SBR.

[Sacrelicious]

You've called me a fish multiple times and told me you've wanted to play me heads up. Whats your user name at one of the non SBR sites, I'll come find you and we can have a few games. I'm on 888, you can find me there any time.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Negative ghostrider, I already said Troi and sneaky are just idiots pretending to be me,

I hear ya, Joy. It's all good.

The real dealio is pretty obvious... only thing that's difficult to figure is who's the "Lead B" (i.e. Barbara Walters) in your clusterfukked triumvirate.

Can't be sneaky... he's more the bend-over Sherri type . Kinda pegged IMB for Whoopi in your guys' role-playing menage a trois but now I'm thinking he could, in fact, be BaBa.

Anywhichway, I just hope for your guys' sake you all got tested before commencing to play w/yourselves.

But hey... both Jesus & Wilt Chamberlain preached "Live and let live" so..... CARRY ON.

[IMightBluff]

See you guys at the 11PM!

[IMightBluff]

Its a penetrating mouse...spend 30 bucks... what the hell is wrong with you?

I use the goddamn touch pad on my laptop. Its goddamn poker, you need to click a couple penetrating cards and buttons. This is ridiculous.

If you were even slightly successful at poker and able to play it even as a side source of income, not even saying main source, just even to have extra money at the end of the month, you would appreciate all the little things that would make you sessions easier and more enjoyable.

If you play at those stakes with those hours on Bovada, why are you spending hours journaling about your grind for play money here?

Do you actually have a Bovada account? What is your user name?

Like I said, but I am sure you won't be able to comprehend, playing long hours each and every day burns you out. I am sure at-least a couple of people on SBR can agree, that grinding poker non stop will eventually burn you out. So messing around on here in client is for pure entertainment only, as is the reason for this site as well. "For Entertainment Purposes" Id much rather spew and degen here than for real money.

Right, because you dont have an account there. Nor do you have an account on and poker websites, thats why you play for play money on SBR.

Doesn't really matter to me what you believe as I don't have any respect for you as a poker player and a human being in general. So since I have no respect for you, your comments are pointless.

If you want to be helpful, don't post in my thread

There is a couple of people on SBR than can attest to the stakes that I am playing, but I won't give up any names so you haters can rain down on them

Enjoy your time losing at micros Sacrelicious

[IMightBluff]

Sooooo back to the real question. Any feedback on gaming mice?

Razer Imperator Ergonamic Laser Gaming Mouse
$79.99
http://www.amazon.com/Razer-Imperato...ords=imperator


or

Mamba Elite Ergonamic Gaming Mouse
$99.99

http://www.amazon.com/Mamba-Elite-Er...ds=mamba+mouse

This one is both wired and wireless.


I might be getting the Imperator, the reviews seem amazing.

[daneblazer]

Hate to be "devils advocate", but having a good mouse makes a difference. Try multi tabling on bovada with a touchpad...it's maddening. I have that $30 Logitech mouse above and like it

[downsouth]

This looks like it could be an effective gaming controller.

[IMightBluff]

This looks like it could be an effective gaming controller.

Omg I always wanted that hahaha for when your just bored and doing a tourney from your couch or something lol I saw denial negraunue use it in one of his videos. I didin't know the name of it tho. Can you post name or where you can buy it? Atleast... I think that is the portable mouse he had lol he had something in his hand like an analog stick. So i am going to assume it was that

Hate to be "devils advocate", but having a good mouse makes a difference. Try multi tabling on bovada with a touchpad...it's maddening. I have that $30 Logitech mouse above and like it

How long does the wireless battery last? I don't want to have to charge it in middle of day lol

Are you going to be doing the Black Diamond Poker Open tournament series?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

This looks like it could be an effective gaming controller.

While dane & I are trying to help Sybil all you're doing is lifting pics outta this thread ffs:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/2164012-have-any-you-ever-used-cockring.html

[IMightBluff]

While dane & I are trying to help Sybil all you're doing is lifting pics outta this thread ffs:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/2164012-have-any-you-ever-used-cockring.html

Do you ever think before you write?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Do you ever think before you write?

All the time... here's what I'm thinking now:

BAN

[IMightBluff]

All the time... here's what I'm thinking now:

BAN

Keep trying to ban me for no reason It doesn't seem to work, as you should have already realized that I am not doing anything against TOS lol

So..... GG Kid

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Keep trying to ban me for no reason It doesn't seem to work, as you should have already realized that I am not doing anything against TOS lol

So..... GG Kid

Calm down, Sybil

I've never reported you... YET

But don't push me, grasshopper ... cuz when *I* talk, Walker listens.


*BiTeMe UsAdOj gave himself 100 points for this post*

[IMightBluff]

Calm down, Sybil

I've never reported you... YET

But don't push me, grasshopper ... cuz when *I* talk, Walker listens.


*BiTeMe UsAdOj gave himself 100 points for this post*

LOL i been reported plenty, trust me i know for a fact lmao.

[IMightBluff]

DOJ you play on any online poker site other than SBR?

[RudyRuetigger]

GO all in tonight.

Make that 5k a reality

I like Boston Atlanta New york

[IMightBluff]

GO all in tonight.

Make that 5k a reality

I like Boston Atlanta New york

So i can end up with your impeccable wealth of "0" points?

[BeerDog99]

Calm down, Sybil

I've never reported you... YET

But don't push me, grasshopper ... cuz when *I* talk, Walker listens.


*BiTeMe UsAdOj gave himself 100 points for this post*

LMAO!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

LOL i been reported plenty, trust me i know for a fact lmao.

Not by me (in fact, I've never reported anybody... not even a post ever) BUT, you've brought all of it upon yourself, grasshopper, by all the bs cutesy nonsense that you, "sneaky" and "troi" have spewed forth.

You'll be treated in kind.

There's no whining permitted once sumpthin comes your way (being reported) that YOU'RE ultimately responsible for....

For the record, b/c of your clusterfukk triumvirate... I personally fault no one that reported you.

DOJ you play on any online poker site other than SBR?

Have an extensive online history up to Black Friday; since, I've played consistently at casinos (Foxwoods & Turning Stone a lot but various others when traveling).

After BF I tried to join a # of sites (Lock, Hero, merge, etc) but was rebuffed b/c I live in NY (that was the reason given... remember, BF's genesis is docs filed in lower Manhattan court).

The couple of options available for NY'ers blow for various reasons ... so I've managed to be mildly content playing live (but can't wait till the fukkin USA gets it act together and finally makes real online poker viable again).

I dikk round on 5dimes but I'm frustrated by their poor traffic (in general) for tournys/sng's & shitty cash games.

I'm actually heading to Foxwoods later tonight... it's why I played the 10am

[IMightBluff]

Not by me (in fact, I've never reported anybody... not even a post ever) BUT, you've brought all of it upon yourself, grasshopper, by all the bs cutesy nonsense that you, "sneaky" and "troi" have spewed forth.

You'll be treated in kind.

There's no whining permitted once sumpthin comes your way (being reported) that YOU'RE ultimately responsible for....

For the record, b/c of your clusterfukk triumvirate... I personally fault no one that reported you.

Good thing its only haters reporting for really stupid reasons that nobody cares about and that I still have "zero" infractions

[IMightBluff]

Have an extensive online history up to Black Friday; since, I've played consistently at casinos (Foxwoods & Turning Stone a lot but various others when traveling).

After BF I tried to join a # of sites (Lock, Hero, merge, etc) but was rebuffed b/c I live in NY (that was the reason given... remember, BF's genesis is docs filed in lower Manhattan court).

The couple of options available for NY'ers blow for various reasons ... so I've managed to be mildly content playing live (but can't wait till the fukkin USA gets it act together and finally makes real online poker viable again).

I dikk round on 5dimes but I'm frustrated by their poor traffic (in general) for tournys/sng's & shitty cash games.

I'm actually heading to Foxwoods later tonight... it's why I played the 10am

You should try Bovada, pretty solid and cashouts are within 48 hours.

[RudyRuetigger]

Thanks for the points pal, I sent them plus 5 extra back

[tatddy]

Now this Screen Name is playing tourneys. "IMBtroiSneaky". Just blatantly allowed to use multiple accounts around here these days ey?

Um, is there any doubt it's the same guy?

IMBTroiSneaky: lol
thecentaur: this guy
IMBTroiSneaky: lololollolol
IMBTroiSneaky: i tilted him into that one
IMBTroiSneaky: couple of pfrs utg and wham calls with any ace

[Scrappy Do]

Now this Screen Name is playing tourneys. "IMBtroiSneaky". Just blatantly allowed to use multiple accounts around here these days ey?

Um, is there any doubt it's the same guy?

IMBTroiSneaky: lol
thecentaur: this guy
IMBTroiSneaky: lololollolol
IMBTroiSneaky: i tilted him into that one
IMBTroiSneaky: couple of pfrs utg and wham calls with any ace

No No.. It is JJ!

[RudyRuetigger]

BostonAtlanta New york went 2-1