"Great" poker advice

[exstatman]

On another area of SBR, a guy posts this as a surefire way to win at online poker:

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be surprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

[Poker_Beast]

Great advice!!!!

[betboost]

Hmmmmm, seems to go against most conventional poker wisdom lol.

[mmike032]

spot on, and the reason I quit playing a few years ago

[breezy.28]

LMAO! This is really the "greatest" advice! I'll be joining this tourney next week and I'm gonna follow this advice! thanks for the tip

[daneblazer]

On another area of SBR, a guy posts this as a surefire way to win at online poker:



5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

to a certain extent this isn't bad advice

[nasty]

The best advice among everything was the "good luck" part... thou luck won't help much with obeying theese rules... love it...

[Dribbelkoning]

Awesome tips, I think next year I will be a millionaire

[Mr Handicapable]

Its also very important to use all the poker terms like pot odds, position, fold equity, etc....but make sure you NEVER actually learn what they mean or how they apply to the game you're in that would just complicate things and its always more important to impress others than to actually play the game well!

[DennisGreen]

If you play on Pokerstars make sure you go all in behind with 30% chance preflop to win or less and you will go deep in MTT's

[breezy.28]

If somebody raises pre flop.. And you got worst hands.. The most clever thing that you would do is to re-raise then go all in when the opponent also re-raised..

[Poker_Beast]

Sad thing is this is all true!