Tough day for me, boys....

[No coincidences]

my wife took my son when he started kindergarten, so i got to miss out on that.

Too busy chase betting the Royals/M's live?

[betplom]

I would imagine its easier with a boy. Its just hard for me not to be there to watch over her like I have for the last 5 years.

Wait til she starts doing the guys on the football team, that will really mess you up.

[milwaukee mike]

my first day of kindergarten:

1) whacked the teacher in the head with my bag
2) some dumbass kid was crawling on the floor so i kicked him in the face

no idea how i still remember this, but at age 5 i can still remember my mom shrugging her shoulders when the teacher told her how rotten i was on the first day (i'm the youngest of 3 and she had been through it all)

from that day on i knew i could pretty much get away with anything, and i sure as hell tried

got permanently banned from the school bus at age 13 for telling the driver to go fukk herself and then refusing to apologize. one of my proudest moments

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Took my daughter to her first day of kindergarten today. Here in Texas its a full day, 8-3:30, 5 days a week. Not gonna lie, it was one of the toughest moments I've had. Funny thing is, it's not her that it was so hard on....it was me and her mom. She was pretty excited about the whole deal. Hanging out with kids her age, playing on the playground, getting to be a jr. cheerleader. I, on the other hand, was a wreck. Barely made it outside before I cried like a bitch.

Maybe some others on here know what I'm talking about. Hopefully you young guys will get to experience it one day. If you do, just remember to enjoy every minute to the fullest. I know its cliche', but you won't believe how quickly it passes.

No kids yet, but I can imagine it's very difficult. Good for you for being a loving parent who is concerned for your child's well being! I'm sure she'll be beating up boys in no time.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Milwaukee, were you violently abused as a kid?--maybe it was so traumatic that you forgot. All that behavior is very unnatural, unless you have several older brothers. I will have to double-check with my psychologist brother and get back to you.

[milwaukee mike]

Milwaukee, were you violently abused as a kid?--maybe it was so traumatic that you forgot. All that behavior is very unnatural, unless you have several older brothers. I will have to double-check with my psychologist brother and get back to you.

that kid deserved to be kicked for crawling on the floor like a 2 year old, i was doing him a favor.

and yes i had an older brother, we used to have boxing matches on the concrete floor in the basement, not really the smartest idea and i had my nose broken and got knocked out a couple times - that explains a lot

[19th Hole]

Open the f'ing floodgates. Crying like a libtard.

[CarpeDime]

uh oh, guys gonna get banned in this thread

you think I didn't think of those jokes too?? of course i did, common

but i didnt post them, i dont want to get banned, im no fool

[cant call it]

hope this makes you feel better

[KKoz9]

Took my daughter to her first day of kindergarten today. Here in Texas its a full day, 8-3:30, 5 days a week. Not gonna lie, it was one of the toughest moments I've had. Funny thing is, it's not her that it was so hard on....it was me and her mom. She was pretty excited about the whole deal. Hanging out with kids her age, playing on the playground, getting to be a jr. cheerleader. I, on the other hand, was a wreck. Barely made it outside before I cried like a bitch.

Maybe some others on here know what I'm talking about. Hopefully you young guys will get to experience it one day. If you do, just remember to enjoy every minute to the fullest. I know its cliche', but you won't believe how quickly it passes.

Wait til she graduates Opie

mine's in her 2nd year at TCU and it feels like a world away

[milwaukee mike]

i think the time for crying as a parent is when you see the bill for your daughter's wedding

the rest of these things just come and go, and i have no real emotion about them

[ngates815]

I've been at work since 430...been a tough day for me too...

[Smoke]

Opie gimme a fukkin tissue you rich prikk

[CarpeDime]

Wait til she graduates Opie

mine's in her 2nd year at TCU and it feels like a world away

second year at TCU?? how the fuk old are you bro? or did you have a kid at 16 or something??

[nosniboR11]

hope this makes you feel better

very low blow, very low

[Dirty Sanchez]

Opie wait till she grows up and there's NOTHING that you know is right and only Mom can solve....trust me. I can recall "Dad where's Mom?" "I don't know whats up?" "I need Mom...NOW" "Well she's not here so what do you need?" "I'm bleeding Dad and I need Mom...NOW!" Ah yes what a day in my life

[King Mayan]

There are three things that make this particularly hard:

1) She's a girl.

when my son went to kinder, it was no problem..

Now my wife wants to put my 3yr old girl to some type of pre-school, AND I WON'T HAVE IT!!

I might home school my two daughters.

[opie1988]

i think the time for crying as a parent is when you see the bill for your daughter's wedding

the rest of these things just come and go, and i have no real emotion about them

Trust me....it was an involuntary reflex. I did everything I could to keep it together. Didn't work.

6-7 years ago, I would've been the first guy to laugh at some idiot so wrapped up in their kid that kindergarten is a big fukkin deal to them!

But now.....I am that idiot. It's ok. That girl has absolutely been the pleasure of my life. Wouldn't change a thing.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

that kid deserved to be kicked for crawling on the floor like a 2 year old, i was doing him a favor.

and yes i had an older brother, we used to have boxing matches on the concrete floor in the basement, not really the smartest idea and i had my nose broken and got knocked out a couple times - that explains a lot

Thank God!!! I was very worried that you didn't have an older brother. Nevermind, you acted normally.

MAYAN, do not let your girl go to preschool. Preschool only benefits kids who don't get a lot of social interaction. It does not give them an edge at all!!!!

[WvGambler]

my oldest just started Pre k which is a full day too. I can absolutely relate.

I didn't shed tears, but my eyes definitely welled up. I just did the tough guy squint so they didn't come out. It's hard to determine the feeling too, it's a mixture of pride, sadness, fear, excitement.

Parenthood is +ev. Those who disagree are lonely guys who can't secure a womb in which to incubate the little fukks.

[gauchojake]

Now I cry when my kids come home.

[WvGambler]

Now I cry when my kids come home.

well played sir.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Since when did kindergarten become an all-day thing? Is that really necessary?

[KKoz9]

second year at TCU?? how the fuk old are you bro? or did you have a kid at 16 or something??

I was 22, 41 now

[Vegas39]

The real question is Opie. Can she spell better than fire dawg or is she behined

[No coincidences]

when my son went to kinder, it was no problem..

Now my wife wants to put my 3yr old girl to some type of pre-school, AND I WON'T HAVE IT!!

I might home school my two daughters.

Yeah, I've come to realize that as a dad, your protection flag waves much higher with girls than boys. I knew that would be the case, but to what extent I wasn't sure until my girls started getting older.

[No coincidences]

Parenthood is +ev.

That it is WV.

[No coincidences]

Since when did kindergarten become an all-day thing? Is that really necessary?

f\*\*k, Kindgergarten's intense now. It's like 2nd grade was back in the day when we were in school. Kids are reading and writing in complete sentences by spring.

Even preschool's all day here. And no, it's not necessary.

[raydog]

opie let the wife see some tears so she would throw some ass on him when they got home...he aint no dummy

[borednaz]

when my son went to kinder, it was no problem..

Now my wife wants to put my 3yr old girl to some type of pre-school, AND I WON'T HAVE IT!!

I might home school my two daughters.

Mayan Pal,
check out k12.com . That's where my oldest girl goes to school. After the first week of taking my girl to school I was having none of it. Classes jam packed, little boys playing grab ass and getting away with it. Teachers with their heads up their asses. All while worrying my ass off about her. No thanks, been loving the home schooling. She's ahead of where she would of been if she went public school.

Opie I understand completely the misses had to cradle me on the first day like a Gay SBR poster begging his man-gina to cradle him.

[BigDeem5]

Although it is a serious and touching subject, this should be Salooned.

[acl123]

Get this stupid shit out of here.
This aint the fukking Oprah Winfrey forum

[opie1988]

Get this stupid shit out of here.
This aint the fukking Oprah Winfrey forum

....says the goofy bastard that begs every swinging dikk on the board to cradle his fat ass.

Look pal, this also ain't the fukkin' "Retard Who Throws the Football to Himself" forum.....but you don't see me bitching about it!

[acl123]

....says the goofy bastard that begs every swinging dikk on the board to cradle his fat ass.

Look pal, this also ain't the fukkin' "Retard Who Throws the Football to Himself" forum.....but you don't see me bitching about it!

[zam77]

My youngest starts Kindeegarden this Thursday... I can't fuking believe it. All 3 kids in school all day, everyday!!! WOOOHOO! The wife has been waiting for this moment for over 10 years. Fukin Finally. This better improve her libido... and mine too for that matter... Damn I'm getting old.