Is Jeter Taking Roids?

BiffTFinancial · 08-23-12, 07:19 PM

I don't think so. Dude gets a lot of trim, can't afford the shriveled schvantz.

lunchbawks · 08-23-12, 07:25 PM

no banned substances, he's probably taking those designer roids that aren't illegal yet

BuddyBear · 08-23-12, 07:26 PM

Doubt it. Just a historically elite player that is like 7 or 8 standard deviations above the mean.

But then again, if he did take them and it became public, MLB officials might just hide the result for fear of fan backlash.

ChalkyDog · 08-23-12, 07:38 PM

Can't test him. Even if you did, and he was, MLB can't release that - not now, not anymore.

Same with Pujols.

BuddyBear · 08-23-12, 07:39 PM

Who knows what else MLB is hiding.

ses_d · 08-23-12, 07:40 PM

even if he is, he's still awesome. fuk the haters!

InTheDrink · 08-23-12, 07:41 PM

puts him in a precarious spot....almost wonder when they get to games that dont matter if he tanks a few ab's to take some heat off

zero chance he'd be dumb enough to jeopardize his career after seeing what a-rod, clemens and pettitte went thru

ChalkyDog · 08-23-12, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by BuddyBear

Who knows what else MLB is hiding.

They're hiding the real numbers on how unpopular baseball is in this country.

MLB is about to be an island sport.

Ratzz · 08-23-12, 08:01 PM

i have been saying that all year, i am just glad that a professional came out with it.. 38 yrs old.. kicking ass like that!?!?

yeah right/

he's ON something. *

Mikeyanks23 · 08-23-12, 08:30 PM

The Giant · 08-23-12, 08:33 PM

The only thing he's juicing tonight is a 22-year-old Puerto Rican supermodel.

I hate him.

BuddyBear · 08-23-12, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by ChalkyDog

They're hiding the real numbers on how unpopular baseball is in this country.

MLB is about to be an island sport.

Well, I don't know about that. It's still pretty popular, especially on the East Coast. I do know though that it is not the "national pastime" anymore that's for sure. Football (pro and college) is way more popular. Basketball is more popular too (pro and college) and probably WWE is more popular too.

Going to the stadium is just something to do with friends now. It's more entertainment than anything else. In the old days, people were very serious about MLB. Fans would go in suits and in very formal dress and talk about it with reverence. These days, nobody really cares. Personally, I am surprised attendance is so high.

Mikeyanks23 · 08-23-12, 08:41 PM

cmon the guys batted over .300 every yr but 5. In 4 of those 5 yrs it was in the.290s. so every yr he was under .300 the following yr he juiced cuz his avg went up? His power numbers are up but the guys not a homerun hitter. His Homeruns fluctuate every yr. One power streak for a guy like that will make his HR numbers look better.

Its not like hes hitting 450ft homers. just look at his stats. So according to skip he juiced after 08. According to his numbers. A guy like jeter you just dont accuse of something like this unless you have more proof than just hes 38 and playing well.

1995	21	NYY	AL	15	51	48	5	12	4	1	0	7	0	0	3	11	.250	.294	.375	.669	74	18	0	0	0	0	0	6
1996	22	NYY	AL	157	654	582	104	183	25	6	10	78	14	7	48	102	.314	.370	.430	.800	101	250	13	9	6	9	1	*6	RoY-1
1997	23	NYY	AL	159	*748*	654	116	190	31	7	10	70	23	12	74	125	.291	.370	.405	.775	103	265	14	10	8	2	0	*6	MVP-24
1998	24	NYY	AL	149	694	626	127	203	25	8	19	84	30	6	57	119	.324	.384	.481	.864	127	301	13	5	3	3	1	*6	AS,MVP-3
1999	25	NYY	AL	158	739	627	134	*219*	37	9	24	102	19	8	91	116	.349	.438	.552	.989	153	346	12	12	3	6	5	*6	AS,MVP-6
2000	26	NYY	AL	148	679	593	119	201	31	4	15	73	22	4	68	99	.339	.416	.481	.896	128	285	14	12	3	3	4	*6	AS,MVP-10
2001	27	NYY	AL	150	686	614	110	191	35	3	21	74	27	3	56	99	.311	.377	.480	.858	124	295	13	10	5	1	3	*6	AS,MVP-10
2002	28	NYY	AL	157	730	644	124	191	26	0	18	75	32	3	73	114	.297	.373	.421	.794	111	271	14	7	3	3	2	*6/D	AS
2003	29	NYY	AL	119	542	482	87	156	25	3	10	52	11	5	43	88	.324	.393	.450	.844	125	217	10	13	3	1	2	*6	MVP-21
2004	30	NYY	AL	154	721	643	111	188	44	1	23	78	23	4	46	99	.292	.352	.471	.823	114	303	19	14	16	2	1	*6	AS,MVP-13,GG
2005	31	NYY	AL	159	*752*	654	122	202	25	5	19	70	14	5	77	117	.309	.389	.450	.839	125	294	15	11	7	3	3	*6/D	MVP-10,GG
2006	32	NYY	AL	154	715	623	118	214	39	3	14	97	34	5	69	102	.343	.417	.483	.900	132	301	13	12	7	4	4	*6/D	AS,MVP-2,GG,SS
2007	33	NYY	AL	156	714	639	102	206	39	4	12	73	15	8	56	100	.322	.388	.452	.840	121	289	21	14	3	2	3	*6	AS,MVP-11,SS
2008	34	NYY	AL	150	668	596	88	179	25	3	11	69	11	5	52	85	.300	.363	.408	.771	102	243	24	9	7	4	0	*6/D	AS,SS
2009	35	NYY	AL	153	716	634	107	212	27	1	18	66	30	5	72	90	.334	.406	.465	.871	125	295	18	5	4	1	4	*6/D	AS,MVP-3,GG,SS
2010	36	NYY	AL	157	739	663	111	179	30	3	10	67	18	5	63	106	.270	.340	.370	.710	90	245	22	9	1	3	4	*6/D	AS,GG
2011	37	NYY	AL	131	607	546	84	162	24	4	6	61	16	6	46	81	.297	.355	.388	.743	99	212	10	6	4	5	0	*6D	AS
2012	38	NYY	AL	122	561	*522*	78	*169*	27	0	13	43	8	3	30	65	.324	.364	.450	.815	119	235	18	4	4	1	0	*6D	AS
18 Yrs				2548	11716	10390	1847	3257	519	65	253	1239	347	94	1024	1718	.313	.382	.449	.831	118	4665	263	162	87	53	37
162 Game Avg.				162	745	661	117	207	33	4	16	79	22	6	65	109	.313	.382	.449	.831	118	297	17	10	6	3	2

jjgold · 08-23-12, 08:41 PM

I highly doubt it but maybe he has special roid that is undetectable

Its just strange he is still this good at 38

2daBank · 08-23-12, 08:46 PM

juice is good for the gm..i dream of a day when these questions wont be getting asked not because the sport is clean but because it has become socially excepted that nothing wrong with anything in moderation...

Mikeyanks23 · 08-23-12, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I highly doubt it but maybe he has special roid that is undetectable

Its just strange he is still this good at 38

Pete rose's avg jumped 30 pts after he turned 38. Did he juice? molitor batted over .300 after 38. Hell i think chipper is this yr. And these are just 3 examples and none of these guys were every accused of juicing.

Jeter was accused cuz hes Jeter in NEw york and skip new he would grab headlines with this. Everyone take bayless with a grain of salt with all the other things he says. But all of a sudden hes on to something? just like he said Lebron wouldnt perform in the playoffs and never win a ring. and all his shit with TO. He does it to grab headlines

Mikeyanks23 · 08-23-12, 08:58 PM

why no talk about chipper whos 40? heres his stats the last 4 yrs

2009	37	ATL	NL	143	596	488	80	129	23	2	18	71	4	1	101	89	.264	.388	.430	.818	117	210	14	1	6	18	*5/D
2010	38	ATL	NL	95	381	317	47	84	21	0	10	46	5	0	61	47	.265	.381	.426	.806	120	135	10	0	3	6	5/D
2011	39	ATL	NL	126	512	455	56	125	33	1	18	70	2	2	51	80	.275	.344	.470	.814	121	214	10	0	6	10	*5/D	AS
2012	40	ATL	NL	80	327	287	46	89	20	0	13	54	1	0	37	35	.310	.388	.516	.904	142	148	12	1	2	5	5/D	AS

2daBank · 08-23-12, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by Mikeyanks23

Pete rose's avg jumped 30 pts after he turned 38. Did he juice? molitor batted over .300 after 38. Hell i think chipper is this yr. And these are just 3 examples and none of these guys were every accused of juicing.

Jeter was accused cuz hes Jeter in NEw york and skip new he would grab headlines with this. Everyone take bayless with a grain of salt with all the other things he says. But all of a sudden hes on to something? just like he said Lebron wouldnt perform in the playoffs and never win a ring. and all his shit with TO. He does it to grab headlines

charlie hustle had other goodies such as amphetamines, molitor is 50/50 as was around his time that lot of nlf guys were messing with it, chipper is another coinflip as is everyone playin in this day and age, simple fact isa these guys are competitive as shit and you kidding yourself if you dont think most will look for that extra edge, i mean maybe they just using some really good "legal" supplements, who knows and who knows why or where we should draw the line, i know several things that can help a guy out that are not on the band list to best of my knowledge..this whole argument is stupid, not like you are a nobody just take some juice and presto you are great, it still takes work and talent so not sure why everyone in this country has such a hard on over it....drugs arnt as bad as ppl lead you to believe..

pulledclear · 08-23-12, 09:06 PM

Skip Bayless.

Mikeyanks23 · 08-23-12, 09:09 PM

i just dont think Jeter is dumb enough to take the risk. same with chipper. They have accomplished enough. I know they are super competitive and all but if they were 38 and 40 back in 96 then id say the same thing. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose.

The positives for melky tho outweighed the negatives. He takes a chance doesnt get caught and he signs a fat contract that set him and his family up for the rest of their lives. He ends up staying in the show. He gets caught he prob still gets another chance and if he doesnt he still has made alot more money than the avg guy and could invest etc.

2daBank · 08-23-12, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Mikeyanks23

i just dont think Jeter is dumb enough to take the risk. same with chipper. They have accomplished enough. I know they are super competitive and all but if they were 38 and 40 back in 96 then id say the same thing. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose.

The positives for melky tho outweighed the negatives. He takes a chance doesnt get caught and he signs a fat contract that set him and his family up for the rest of their lives. He ends up staying in the show. He gets caught he prob still gets another chance and if he doesnt he still has made alot more money than the avg guy and could invest etc.

i agree with all that and would say you prob are right, it just impossible to really say for sure, i mean if you got some scientific cat in your ear saying "no one even knows wtf this shit is, they willl never know" and you are accustomed to being a great and know your time is short what do you do? is legacy more important than this next gm? i dont know, personally im a instant gratification type mf'er myself and really never cared what anyone thought of me so id be all bout that next gm/week/season way more than caring what history said after i was gone, that shit for other ppl to worry bout..

TommieGunshot · 08-23-12, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Its just strange he is still this good at 38

Because drugs are so unhealthy, if he was abusing them, they would cause a decline at an advanced age

2daBank · 08-23-12, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by TommieGunshot

Because drugs are so unhealthy, if he was abusing them, they would cause a decline at an advanced age

drugs are no more "unhealthy" than many things most ppl put in their body's on a daily basis or stress for that matter...overuse of drugs is unhealthy much like the overuse of anything is... moderation is the key to life my friend..

Monchito · 08-23-12, 10:07 PM

Why all this tests right now i mean u can test player after the season begin!!!the most of cheaters are latin? coincedence??? Albert Pujols no in roids!!! that is for sure !!!!

Mike Huntertz · 08-23-12, 10:16 PM

They will all cheat if they think they can get away with it.
Hence, Colon eating Cabrara and getting caught also.
Too much money, fame and ego going on with this elite group of assholes.

TheCalculator · 08-23-12, 11:49 PM

The question is... WHO ISN'T on the gear?

Pabinator · 08-23-12, 11:55 PM

Exactly, the question should be who isnt on the jugo

vaas187 · 08-24-12, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

38 years old

having one of his best years

Skip Bayless says test him

skip bayless always thinks tim tebow is more showtime than lebron or kobe....the guys a ******* idiot.

vaas187 · 08-24-12, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by Mikeyanks23

Pete rose's avg jumped 30 pts after he turned 38. Did he juice? molitor batted over .300 after 38. Hell i think chipper is this yr. And these are just 3 examples and none of these guys were every accused of juicing.

Jeter was accused cuz hes Jeter in NEw york and skip new he would grab headlines with this. Everyone take bayless with a grain of salt with all the other things he says. But all of a sudden hes on to something? just like he said Lebron wouldnt perform in the playoffs and never win a ring. and all his shit with TO. He does it to grab headlines

Rich Boy · 08-24-12, 12:27 AM

Everybody is taking something, may be on the banned substance list or it might not.

TommieGunshot · 08-24-12, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by 2daBank

drugs are no more "unhealthy" than many things most ppl put in their body's on a daily basis or stress for that matter...overuse of drugs is unhealthy much like the overuse of anything is... moderation is the key to life my friend..

If that was true customers wouldn't be demanding that athletes stay clean and wouldn't be calling drug users cheaters

El Nino · 08-24-12, 12:40 AM

JJ Gold, the Skip Bayless of SBR?

nic9212 · 08-24-12, 02:48 AM

Very good question jj. I'm sure everyone is wondering jeter and other players too.

2daBank · 08-24-12, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by TommieGunshot

If that was true customers wouldn't be demanding that athletes stay clean and wouldn't be calling drug users cheaters

please...ppl are stupid and even dumber as a group..it has nothingto do with health much more to do with stupidity..alcohol and cigs both legal, how healthy are they...you my friend are way to trusting of lawmakers..