2012 Pre SBR Bash Bash - TOMORROW August 16, 2012, come one come all
Think this is some ordinary bash with broke dicks and degens?
WRONG.
This is a bash, with attitude.
The SBR Bash is Friday and Saturday but I am having my own bash here in Las Vegas today, Thursday August 16. No sign up required all are invited.
Here is the rundown of events that are so mean, so wicked, and so gnarly, that it will kick you square in the jaw so hard you will be looking like your typical NASCAR fan in no time.
12am-11:30am - Sleep. If you wake up before 11:30am you are a loser
11:30am-12:00pm - Gourmet Breakfast of pop tarts, bottled water and Hostess Mini Donuts served at my house
12:00pm-2:00pm - Daytime baseball betting at the Imperial Palace Sportsbook, where the sharps and high rollers go. No betting of more than $10 on a play allowed. Small time bets only.
2:00pm-2:30pm - Lunch at Taco Bell on Tropicana Blvd. by the Orleans
2:30pm-4:00pm - Swimming at the Flamingo Pool. Please make sure you hop the fence and avoid security guards to get in, because otherwise they ask for your room key. Pick up broads here if you wish but get rid of the clingers and grenades.
4:00pm-4:30pm - Sidewalk demolition derby. Whoever can knockout the most amount of porn slappers is crowned this year's champ and gets a prize package consisting of 120 SPF sunscreen and a free flourescent t-shirt that reads "Girls direct to you in 20 minutes", a must have for any wardrobe
4:30pm-5:00pm - King Mayan sideshow exhibit at his lair, Circus Circus. Meet at the entrance to the Big Top of Circus Circus at 4:30pm and we will go see King Mayan doing his usual thing inside his casino. It's OK to take pictures of him but make sure to be courteous and polite when doing so, and do not point and laugh. That's classless
5:00pm-6:00pm - Take the Deuce down to the Excalibur to play blackjack. ChalkyDog will be the casino host here, make sure to give him thanks
6:00pm-7:00pm - Dinner at Panda Express on Maryland Road. Limit 1 fortune cookie per guest, we don't want all that luck and jinx on us
7:00pm-9:00pm - Truth or Dare at the Freemont Street Experience. Due to all the characters on Freemont Street this should be interesting. I already have my first dare, sending jjgold into the Binions Horseshoe alley for 90 seconds
9:00pm-10:30pm - 2-4 PL Omaha Tournament in the tunnel system under the Stardust. Make sure not to disturb the cave dwellers and trolls
10:30pm-11:30pm - Panhandler for a day. Change into your most raggy dirty clothes and panhandle on the pedestrian bridges on the strip. All change collected will be donated to Mug's STD treatment fund. Bonus points for any creative cardboard signs!
11:30pm-12:00am - Cocktail Waitress fishing at the Riviera. Whoever can convince the most drug addicted, in need of rehab cocktail waitress from this fine establishment to go back to their hotel room with them is the winner.
12:00am - If anyone is still with us at this time, I will take you to the bridge at the Venetian and throw you into the water where the canal and gondolas are and leave you to fend for yourself. Since my bash is over, you are on your own. If the security is too high, I will throw you into the Siren's Cove at Treasure Island instead
Please RSVP
WRONG.
This is a bash, with attitude.
The SBR Bash is Friday and Saturday but I am having my own bash here in Las Vegas today, Thursday August 16. No sign up required all are invited.
Here is the rundown of events that are so mean, so wicked, and so gnarly, that it will kick you square in the jaw so hard you will be looking like your typical NASCAR fan in no time.
12am-11:30am - Sleep. If you wake up before 11:30am you are a loser
11:30am-12:00pm - Gourmet Breakfast of pop tarts, bottled water and Hostess Mini Donuts served at my house
12:00pm-2:00pm - Daytime baseball betting at the Imperial Palace Sportsbook, where the sharps and high rollers go. No betting of more than $10 on a play allowed. Small time bets only.
2:00pm-2:30pm - Lunch at Taco Bell on Tropicana Blvd. by the Orleans
2:30pm-4:00pm - Swimming at the Flamingo Pool. Please make sure you hop the fence and avoid security guards to get in, because otherwise they ask for your room key. Pick up broads here if you wish but get rid of the clingers and grenades.
4:00pm-4:30pm - Sidewalk demolition derby. Whoever can knockout the most amount of porn slappers is crowned this year's champ and gets a prize package consisting of 120 SPF sunscreen and a free flourescent t-shirt that reads "Girls direct to you in 20 minutes", a must have for any wardrobe
4:30pm-5:00pm - King Mayan sideshow exhibit at his lair, Circus Circus. Meet at the entrance to the Big Top of Circus Circus at 4:30pm and we will go see King Mayan doing his usual thing inside his casino. It's OK to take pictures of him but make sure to be courteous and polite when doing so, and do not point and laugh. That's classless
5:00pm-6:00pm - Take the Deuce down to the Excalibur to play blackjack. ChalkyDog will be the casino host here, make sure to give him thanks
6:00pm-7:00pm - Dinner at Panda Express on Maryland Road. Limit 1 fortune cookie per guest, we don't want all that luck and jinx on us
7:00pm-9:00pm - Truth or Dare at the Freemont Street Experience. Due to all the characters on Freemont Street this should be interesting. I already have my first dare, sending jjgold into the Binions Horseshoe alley for 90 seconds
9:00pm-10:30pm - 2-4 PL Omaha Tournament in the tunnel system under the Stardust. Make sure not to disturb the cave dwellers and trolls
10:30pm-11:30pm - Panhandler for a day. Change into your most raggy dirty clothes and panhandle on the pedestrian bridges on the strip. All change collected will be donated to Mug's STD treatment fund. Bonus points for any creative cardboard signs!
11:30pm-12:00am - Cocktail Waitress fishing at the Riviera. Whoever can convince the most drug addicted, in need of rehab cocktail waitress from this fine establishment to go back to their hotel room with them is the winner.
12:00am - If anyone is still with us at this time, I will take you to the bridge at the Venetian and throw you into the water where the canal and gondolas are and leave you to fend for yourself. Since my bash is over, you are on your own. If the security is too high, I will throw you into the Siren's Cove at Treasure Island instead
Please RSVP