1) Insomnia sucks.
2) Alfonso Soriano is a piece of shit. Guy will be remembered for 3 things. Horrible playoff statistics. Only MLB player I've ever heard of to refuse to take the field. No world series ring. Retire already, asshole.
3) I think I'm going to date a black girl. Not kidding at all.
4) Urlacher better get healthy because if I have to watch one more Chicago team devastated by injuries, I'll lose it.
5) Seriously, I'm going to date a black girl.
6) Why does King Felix only pitch poorly when I bet on him? Does he read SBR? Is this my punishment for bashing hispanics?
7) We haven't heard from crusty checking in from his mom's basement in a while? I hope he is okay.
Might have lost computer privileges for cursing her out about no bagel bites.
8) Cleveland is the asshole of the sports world. And I have nothing against Cleveland, it is just the truth. Sorry BigDeemer.
9) For those of you who have facebook, how many of you have a creepy uncle that sends you invites to all of these dumbass games like mafia shit and farmville? I have to get 20 a day from him, but you can't delete family, right?
10) Got my Bears/Redskins tickets for Saturday. I hope Peppers rips RG3's head off!
2) Alfonso Soriano is a piece of shit. Guy will be remembered for 3 things. Horrible playoff statistics. Only MLB player I've ever heard of to refuse to take the field. No world series ring. Retire already, asshole.
3) I think I'm going to date a black girl. Not kidding at all.
4) Urlacher better get healthy because if I have to watch one more Chicago team devastated by injuries, I'll lose it.
5) Seriously, I'm going to date a black girl.
6) Why does King Felix only pitch poorly when I bet on him? Does he read SBR? Is this my punishment for bashing hispanics?

7) We haven't heard from crusty checking in from his mom's basement in a while? I hope he is okay.

8) Cleveland is the asshole of the sports world. And I have nothing against Cleveland, it is just the truth. Sorry BigDeemer.
9) For those of you who have facebook, how many of you have a creepy uncle that sends you invites to all of these dumbass games like mafia shit and farmville? I have to get 20 a day from him, but you can't delete family, right?
10) Got my Bears/Redskins tickets for Saturday. I hope Peppers rips RG3's head off!
