Tip: Start drinking now

[RudyRuetigger]

Boys, I'm not here to talk about how to manage money or giving you some can't lose play.

The main tip you need to know is to start drinking right now. Football season is a marathon and for that marathon you need to have the fukkin alcohol tolerance of a fukkin whale.

During baseball season a few things can happen:
1. Married with kids home all the fukkin time
2. No big sporting events therefore not much drinking
3. Even if you do drink, you sweat it off fast with it being so hot

The last thing you want to do is go into football season having not had a meaningful drink since last year's super bowl. Only bad things can happen.

Specifically, If you go somewhere for [insert your home team's game], everyone is drinking for your fukkin game and watching on tv while you check ur fukkin phone for updates from some bS game...call it the Rice/North Texas game. You fukkin lose while slamming beers down you will automatically go to your phone and double up on the fukkin Northwest South Dakota State University game just because its the next on and once the other team scores 1st, you go all in on the next game.

Drinking causes more tilt than anything.

Boys, I train every year for the upcoming season. Right now I have put on my basketball shorts/tshirt/headband/wristbands and cooler of beer by my side even though I am in the fukkin living room a few steps from the refrig. I need the exact temp of the beer with ice.

Let me give you my schedule to help you out:

I start with 9 beers a night 4 times a week 1st week in August.
2nd week is 12 beers a night 3 nights a week.
3rd week is 18 beers a night 3 times a week.
4th week I am prepared if my team starts late August or early Sept

I go into the first week cocky as a MF'er.


It is also important to get a few losses under your belt so you can feel some minor cuts before the fukkin slashes/broken bones come in September.


Because August started on a Wednesday it makes it tricky but there are still 4 full weeks in August after those opening days.

After checking my fukkin daily planner its clear to see I need to have 12 beers tonight and lose a bit of cash on this parlay:

08/14/2012 @ 04:10 PM MLB [954] MIA MARLINS -159 ( ACTION ) 08/14/2012 @ 05:40 PM MLB [963] MIL BREWERS -115 ( ACTION ) 08/14/2012 @ 07:15 PM MLB [966] SFO GIANTS -120 ( ACTION ) 08/14/2012 @ 04:05 PM MLB [969] TEX RANGERS +120 ( ACTION )

101.10

1140.72

I can already tell you its a loss and I have never fukkin felt better about it.

[Easy-Rider 66]

Many men have fallen with the bottle in their hand.

[No coincidences]

A man who speaks from experience.

Rudy, your life lessons are as valuable as your picks. And I'm not being facetious.

[ngates815]

My question is :

Is this 4 single game bets or is it a 4 team parlay.

I noticed you say "lose cash on this parlay" So I'm confused, because it may be obvious to you what you're betting, but it's not clear to the rest of us.

Thank you for clarifying before the games start. I didn't know if the new thing on SBR is to post a Parlay, then come back with the obvious response of "yea it was single game bets and it was clear as day"

Or I am not focusing on what this threads really about.

Best of Luck Rudy.

[Mantle7]

The first step is admitting you have a problem... Not just with those horrible picks but the 18 beers a night. Texas? Somebody get this guy to a meeting!

[No coincidences]

My question is :

Is this 4 single game bets or is it a 4 team parlay.

I noticed you say "lose cash on this parlay" So I'm confused, because it may be obvious to you what you're betting, but it's not clear to the rest of us.

Thank you for clarifying before the games start. I didn't know if the new thing on SBR is to post a Parlay, then come back with the obvious response of "yea it was single game bets and it was clear as day"

Or I am not focusing on what this threads really about.

Best of Luck Rudy.

[RudyRuetigger]

Many men have fallen with the bottle in their hand.

Its why we have to start drinking now when nothing matters

A man who speaks from experience.

Rudy, your life lessons are as valuable as your picks. And I'm not being facetious.

My question is :

Is this 4 single game bets or is it a 4 team parlay.

I noticed you say "lose cash on this parlay" So I'm confused, because it may be obvious to you what you're betting, but it's not clear to the rest of us.

Thank you for clarifying before the games start. I didn't know if the new thing on SBR is to post a Parlay, then come back with the obvious response of "yea it was single game bets and it was clear as day"

Or I am not focusing on what this threads really about.

Best of Luck Rudy.

I am not afraid to admit losses..........its the only thing im good at.

The first step is admitting you have a problem... Not just with those horrible picks but the 18 beers a night. Texas? Somebody get this guy to a meeting!

Mantle7

Become A Pro! Join Date: 08-05-12

common guy, you better sit back and relax the next month

[No coincidences]

Beckett Rudy.

I might take the plunge.

[Mantle7]

Ok ok. I was just messing around. Good luck with that parlay.

[RudyRuetigger]

Beckett Rudy.

I might take the plunge.

I placed my parlay last night

I still think im on the worst side of the lines as a whole (its why i posted, if lines were all with me i wouldnt have bc wouldve heard too much bs)....

anyway, i almost placed a $100 7teamer for almost 150k but decided atleast this gives me a bit of hope.

i will guarantee if this wins im doing a 7 team open parlay for 1k during football season because i do not count on winning here.

[Hankwins]

The first step is admitting you have a problem... Not just with those horrible picks but the 18 beers a night. Texas? Somebody get this guy to a meeting!

Some people take pills and others drink 18 beers a day. I have done around this level of beer drinking for 15 years and still find it enjoyable.

[Brock Landers]

I can do it Coach!!

[No coincidences]

I placed my parlay last night

I still think im on the worst side of the lines as a whole (its why i posted, if lines were all with me i wouldnt have bc wouldve heard too much bs)....

anyway, i almost placed a $100 7teamer for almost 150k but decided atleast this gives me a bit of hope.

i will guarantee if this wins im doing a 7 team open parlay for 1k during football season because i do not count on winning here.

How much of your "bankroll" (I use that term loosely because I know you're going for some home run balls to get ready for football) are you using on this parlay?

I actually like your four plays FWIW. Probably means you're fvcked. Also like the Jays and Royals.

[Mantle7]

Some people take pills and others drink 18 beers a day. I have done around this level of beer drinking for 15 years and still find it enjoyable.

Yah but what about your health? I don't drink at all but I'll admit I might take a Xanax if I a huge bet out.

[Rock's House]

Only beer? What a pussycat.

[ebbearsfb1]

whats funny about drinking, is i work my butt off in the gym during the winter months, to get in shape and look good for the beach, then all summer all i do is pack on the weight from beer, and either rum or vodka, with sprite and coke



drinking 3 olive loopy with some root beer already.

[blackeyeshamus]

God bless you, sir!
The only edge I can consistently count on is my sobriety- but I truly admire your "drink heavily and continually" philosophy- reminds me of my twenties- those were the best times of my life! Cheers.
Good luck.

[stefan084]

man rudy you're focused--i only hope i can reach that level of dedication some day

[RudyRuetigger]

brock give me some fukkin winners pal. ive been logging on all year but ive been reading threads for a few fukkin weeks. all this talk of cashing out and other bs yet i dont get these winners while im losing my ass???

How much of your "bankroll" (I use that term loosely because I know you're going for some home run balls to get ready for football) are you using on this parlay?

I actually like your four plays FWIW. Probably means you're fvcked. Also like the Jays and Royals.

online right this second its 10%....how much am i willing to gamble and lose its 1%. i dont keep more money that absolutely necessary online. i remember waking up when neteller got seized and i wont be doing that in the future.

Yah but what about your health? I don't drink at all but I'll admit I might take a Xanax if I a huge bet out.

you live, you die. id rather have 50 great years than 100 horrible ones.

Only beer? What a pussycat.

Rock's House

Become A Pro! Join Date: 08-11-12



only beers? settle down rookie. wine spirits are for girls so are the 99berries type hard liquor. plus hard liquor isn't for a social setting over a course of a days worth of football games.

PS: let me know if you need more tips. for instance.. a + in front of a number means that team is the underdog and is getting points. a - means that team is the fav and means they will be giving points.

fukkin rookies. happens every goddamn year.

[Balco10]

BOL Rudy on your plays. 18 beers is not hard to do if your drinking light beer. If they were IPAs I would be faded for also most 24 hours and would need another 24 hours to recover.

[ebbearsfb1]

[tatddy]

You still drinking light beer Rudy? We've got some great micro in Cali...tilt enough and I'll ship ya a case.<br>

[Rock's House]

brock give me some fukkin winners pal. ive been logging on all year but ive been reading threads for a few fukkin weeks. all this talk of cashing out and other bs yet i dont get these winners while im losing my ass???


online right this second its 10%....how much am i willing to gamble and lose its 1%. i dont keep more money that absolutely necessary online. i remember waking up when neteller got seized and i wont be doing that in the future.

you live, you die. id rather have 50 great years than 100 horrible ones.


Rock's House

Become A Pro! Join Date: 08-11-12



only beers? settle down rookie. wine spirits are for girls so are the 99berries type hard liquor. plus hard liquor isn't for a social setting over a course of a days worth of football games.

PS: let me know if you need more tips. for instance.. a + in front of a number means that team is the underdog and is getting points. a - means that team is the fav and means they will be giving points.

fukkin rookies. happens every goddamn year.

Son, let me tell you what...i've laid more bets and women than you could ever hope to. If their is a lesson/tips to be learned...you better take notes.

Shouldn't you be hawking energy drinks...RR was a disgrace to Our Lady.

[firedawg]

Son, let me tell you what...i've laid more bets and women than you could ever hope to. If their is a lesson/tips to be learned...you better take notes.

Shouldn't you be hawking energy drinks...RR was a disgrace to Our Lady.

[milwaukee mike]

Son, let me tell you what...i've laid more bets and women than you could ever hope to. If their is a lesson/tips to be learned...you better take notes.

Shouldn't you be hawking energy drinks...RR was a disgrace to Our Lady.

that kind of attitude won't last long around sbr unless all you want to do is argue.

we are out to help each other beat the books, not get into pissing contests

[Rock's House]

that kind of attitude won't last long around sbr unless all you want to do is argue.

we are out to help each other beat the books, not get into pissing contests

Attitude? Dude jumped my rooster over a little jab.


I'm no kid and been betting sports for years...pay atttention and you WILL catch some winners.

[ronzer]

[milwaukee mike]

^^^
fair enough, rudy is to blame too with the rookies nonsense

[Rock's House]

^^^
fair enough, rudy is to blame too with the rookies nonsense

All good with me. i know i'm new here. Just busting balls a bit...seems to be a theme here...lol

[ngates815]

Son, let me tell you what...i've laid more bets and women than you could ever hope to. If their is a lesson/tips to be learned...you better take notes.

Shouldn't you be hawking energy drinks...RR was a disgrace to Our Lady.

Don't worry rock, we believe you.
I mean hell, you always believe a guy when he joins a forum and talks about all the women he's laid...And you better believe that the new guys always seem to know how many ladies other people have slept with. You've done alot of research in your 3 days here! Impressive.

[STAY STRONG]

I like your style. Pound the booze.

[texhooper]

original post is already a classic. we need to make sure this gets bumped every year around this time.

"Right now I have put on my basketball shorts/tshirt/headband/wristbands and cooler of beer by my side even though I am in the fukkin living room a few steps from the refrig."---that is great shit man.

[RudyRuetigger]

Yes light beer. need to make sure you have stamina for the whole year. ive heard of people training with real beer but you never know when some type of extra drinking is involved.

i will only be posting when drinking and i plan on drinking and betting alot this year unlike last year where i took most of the year off. i do not care what anyone says in my fukkin thread. if i go 0-10 i will be seeing double anyway so itll look like i also have 10 ties which isnt too bad.

also, next week i will be doing like teams do when travelling to hostile environments. i will wear headphones and incorporate loud noises, music, "chug that shit", etc. etc. in an effort to resemble real life situations that could arise while i might be trying to place a bet.


another also...rangers are being no hit thru the 6th. fukkin hilarious...but good practice

[Rock's House]

Thought you were outta dough? Gonna have to watch from the sidelines i think you said.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1845466-done-before-football.html

GO IRISH!!!

[RudyRuetigger]

gates now you see why its a parlay

instead of a 1-3 or 0-4 night, I'm only looking at an 0-1

sharp