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  • billysink
    Restricted User
    • 03-29-09
    • 5172

    #1
    New Ideas for Players Talk
    For those of you tired of the run of the mill, tired beyond snoring, regurgitated, post count piss threads started by the paids, puppets and made for posting persona, Let's have some new ideas for players talk.

    If you are tired of the same snaggle tooth bald fukk, some head bobbing, fake Dentyne smiled Mr. Clairol from Texas, a web creation with a badly deviated septum, a fukked up hat and no handicapping skills, check in here.

    Your suggestions should actually involve a bit of handicapping, no ass kissing, dikk fluffing and guy on guy shit. Wagers discussed should be almost real, a rudimentary knowledge of sports would be an asset but not mandatory.

    If you have been recently rescued from the morgue of past and irrelevant to boost post count kindly go fukk yourself. If you make not less than $17/week but not more than $37.50/week to post (see above mentioned migrant farm workers) you are already circle jerking the ghost next to you anyway and should too busy to respond. If you do respond you have already cleansed the ghost spackle off your face and out of your bald scalp or bleached hair. Feel free to ad an idea or two.

    If your name is baskets feel free to join in as well. Do not be frightened by the actual appearance of others in a thread in which you have posted.

    You do not have to be an internet tough guy or a pitcher for the University of Tennessee to be heard here. All tennis professionals are welcome as well.

    If you own the site or moderate here enjoy the ensuing shitfest and feel free to issue infractions at will. I will take the first one.

    Ideas anyone???
  • spankie
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-10-11
    • 9992

    #2
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #3
      Who the fukk is baskets??
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      • acl123
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-17-11
        • 5896

        #4
        Unreal
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        • InTheDrink
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-23-09
          • 23983

          #5
          BILLYYYYYYY!!!
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          • InTheDrink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-23-09
            • 23983

            #6
            wait billy before i get too excited about this....am i still allowed to post shitfaced?
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            • hydrosmak
              SBR MVP
              • 10-13-11
              • 1908

              #7
              First four posts in this thread are promising...
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              • billysink
                Restricted User
                • 03-29-09
                • 5172

                #8
                Fukkin lame prikks.
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                • billysink
                  Restricted User
                  • 03-29-09
                  • 5172

                  #9
                  Drinker. Fire away dude.

                  Drunker the fukkin better.
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                  • billysink
                    Restricted User
                    • 03-29-09
                    • 5172

                    #10
                    In all serioiusness fire away. Posters, paids, mods. stakeholders.

                    This shit can be better. Why the fukk you wanna be bitches when you can make shit better.

                    Post your shit right here
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                    • iifold
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-25-10
                      • 11111

                      #11
                      Billy is like the Ron Paul of Forumville...

                      Means well and tells the truth, but just doesn't understand how the game is played...

                      I have tried to fight this fight, you cannot win...

                      Start your own forum Billy...

                      Just don't promote it...
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                      • billysink
                        Restricted User
                        • 03-29-09
                        • 5172

                        #12
                        Originally posted by iifold
                        Billy is like the Ron Paul of Forumville...

                        Means well and tells the truth, but just doesn't understand how the game is played...

                        I have tried to fight this fight, you cannot win...

                        Start your own forum Billy...

                        Just don't promote it...
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                        • hydrosmak
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-13-11
                          • 1908

                          #13
                          Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...
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                          • billysink
                            Restricted User
                            • 03-29-09
                            • 5172

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hydrosmak
                            Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...
                            Hydro you know I have never given the subs their due. I always figured the best would be here. Fukkin wrong again. This shit has deteriorated beyond usuable.

                            Ain't one damn response yet from the board other than Smokie. Fukkin bitches
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hydrosmak
                              Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...
                              Yes.

                              Saloon > Players Talk now
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                              • Cougar Bait
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-04-07
                                • 18282

                                #16
                                You had me at dick fluffing and guy on guy shit

                                Oh wait

                                You're not interested in that

                                Never mind, carry on
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                                • billysink
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 03-29-09
                                  • 5172

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dad
                                  Yes.

                                  Saloon > Players Talk now
                                  Voice of reason right here.

                                  If Dad speaks.......................
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                                  • spankie
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-10-11
                                    • 9992

                                    #18
                                    Billy just buried these fuks.

                                    Billy they do not know what to do.

                                    This is like when I buried people from NJ and they promptly surrendered.

                                    good job Billy.
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                                    • Chi_archie
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-22-08
                                      • 63172

                                      #19
                                      Go billy go!
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                                      • dj_destroyer
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-28-10
                                        • 3856

                                        #20
                                        Saloon this shit!
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                                        • konck
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-17-06
                                          • 12554

                                          #21
                                          I read 2 lines of your post an got tired fuk the rest
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                                          • CarpeDime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-01-09
                                            • 7873

                                            #22
                                            BI-llay........................MO-tha......................FU-kkin..........................SINK BABY!!
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                                            • BIGDAY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 02-17-10
                                              • 48245

                                              #23
                                              Losher, you got issues tonight pal?????
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                                              • accuscoresucks
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-03-07
                                                • 7160

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                wait billy before i get too excited about this....am i still allowed to post shitfaced?
                                                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                accu pal I command you to pound that 12er like a 15 year old Vietnamese transsexual hooker


                                                man those brews were fuukkin good
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                                                • CarpeDime
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-01-09
                                                  • 7873

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                  Losher, you got issues tonight pal?????
                                                  i like billysink and for whatever reason that was the post I felt compelled to post in this thread

                                                  does it strike you as a strange post pal?
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                                                  • opie1988
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-12-10
                                                    • 23429

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                    i like billysink and for whatever reason that was the post I felt compelled to post in this thread

                                                    does it strike you as a strange post pal?
                                                    Ignore this hippie fukk, Bigday.

                                                    No tellin what he's hopped up on tonite.
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                                                    • CarpeDime
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-01-09
                                                      • 7873

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by opie1988
                                                      Ignore this hippie fukk, Bigday.

                                                      No tellin what he's hopped up on tonite.

                                                      NOT TONIGHT PAL OPIE NOT TONIGHT U FUK

                                                      no tellin what im hopped up on? WELL I CAN TELL YOU I HAVE NO PROBLEM

                                                      a combo of "bath salts" (brand Dr Boogashooga, discontinued rare brand but one of the classics) and some POTENT fukin mushrooms I picked in a cow pasture this past weekend

                                                      NOT A GOOD COMBO opie NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO BE MESSING WITH pal

                                                      yeah i have plans to mix in some crystals later to mellow it out but if i dont I AM NOT SOME YOU WANT TO BE FUKIN WITH TONIGHT OPIE

                                                      you DO NOT want me having a "bath salts/fresh shrooms/no crystals/furious at opie" flashback AT THE BASH pal and flashbacks DO HAPPEN especially with recent triggers

                                                      DO NOT FUK WITH ME TONIGHT
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                                                      • baskets
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-24-11
                                                        • 11691

                                                        #28
                                                        damn, billy w/ the balls to make a thread!!!

                                                        didn't know you had that level of manhood.... usually you just sit back and take sniper shots like a little bitch at other posters.

                                                        got to hand it to you. you are stepping up.


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                                                        • Avenger
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 03-15-11
                                                          • 2119

                                                          #29
                                                          Loshak + bath salts + shrooms =

                                                          What about this psycho? http://gamblinggod.mysbrforum.com/ You can find him in the service plays. I've always wondered if he was a real random psycho, some bookie schtick, or one of SBR's creation.

                                                          Guy is as annoying as fcuk, but in a demented Patrick Bateman sort of way. He gets a sadistic pleasure out of watching people lose. He's like Kim Bassinger in the Natural, fukker shows up, the thread goes to complete shiiit.
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                                                          • Avenger
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-15-11
                                                            • 2119

                                                            #30
                                                            How about a "CarpeDiem tries to get a girlfriend" where we follow him as he dates all these psycho bitches, and he has to pick one.

                                                            We can start from her matchdate.com profile, all the way to 3rd base.



                                                            Seriously, the jjgold-shari thing is getting lame.
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                                                            • The Kraken
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-25-11
                                                              • 28918

                                                              #31
                                                              Billy is not someone to take lightly or underestimate.
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                                                              • Avenger
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 03-15-11
                                                                • 2119

                                                                #32
                                                                SBR: that's two freebies. I expect 50 SBR points, up front for the rest of the ideas. 1000 SBR points if it goes into production. And 20% net if it's successful.
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                                                                • hels
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 04-12-09
                                                                  • 8767

                                                                  #33
                                                                  players talk is becoming a true circlejerk.
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                                                                  • SBR_John
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 07-12-05
                                                                    • 16471

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Keep those ideas rolling in. (we are fukkkked )
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                                                                    • CarpeDime
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-01-09
                                                                      • 7873

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Avenger
                                                                      How about a "CarpeDiem tries to get a girlfriend" where we follow him as he dates all these psycho bitches, and he has to pick one.

                                                                      We can start from her matchdate.com profile, all the way to 3rd base.
                                                                      avenger trust me YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN the last chick i went out with

                                                                      it was unreal, classic

                                                                      she looked like a chubby phoebe cates, with a little drew barrymore

                                                                      did a little modeling in magazines here

                                                                      used to get furious at me in a thick Latin accent for EVERYTHING it was upsetting and incredibly stressful but also hilarious it felt like a fukkin sitcom

                                                                      she would yell at me "DON POOT ME EEN A ca-TE-gory!" when i would make fun of her for being a hot-blooded Latina

                                                                      it was awesome but classic, i've never seen anything like it

                                                                      she would literally break up with me every fukkin week and then like 36 hours later want to get back together, that happened maybe 30 or 40 times overall, roughly

                                                                      you should have seen her looking at stupid sh*t in English on facebook, it was hilarious. It would take her a while to get it, cause she had to process all the English, but then when she would she'd go "EHHHH-heheh. Look ed dis"

                                                                      it was pretty fukkin funny, stressful as HELL, and was also pure poison for my bankroll/capping/betting, but it was also fun to feel like I was in a real-life sitcom
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