Carpe: love it! 
Since SBR John makes a special appearance, one more idea: How about Spankie's cat? fukker died a few weeks ago, I think it was the fattest cat in the world. He could be like the German octopus. Whenever he shows up in a thread, he'll pick a winner and get it right! Saturday's can be Cat-ur-days! Get it?
Ok, let my brain juice fill up. I'm tapped out at the moment.

Since SBR John makes a special appearance, one more idea: How about Spankie's cat? fukker died a few weeks ago, I think it was the fattest cat in the world. He could be like the German octopus. Whenever he shows up in a thread, he'll pick a winner and get it right! Saturday's can be Cat-ur-days! Get it?
Ok, let my brain juice fill up. I'm tapped out at the moment.