Rate Me 1-10

[minet123]

Right off the tier at Rahway

[Cougar Bait]

Take one with a rug and suit on, probably a 9

I rate the bald sweatshirt about a 5.5

[RealSlimShady]

Your one banged up motherfukker

Smoke buries The Coach

[RoadDog]

I walk around downtown Chicago all day and witness hot chick after hot chick with guys that are way below their range. You got the personality JJ, thats all you need. Maybe stop yelling and swearing at the chicks you meet, that will do you wonders.

[CarpeDime]

rate you???? seriously JJ what is this? you know there aint nothin but dudes on this site. why do you care what we think about the way you look.

big bear u seem like a nice guy but look this is an open-minded place so please be respectful

yeah some are bi here and many more we would just say "curious" but forum is supportive and friendly which is great so u should feel comfiterble asking or expressing whatever u want

and i mean common, lets be honest here ok? your screenname is "Big Bear" and u come into a bi thread and disparege bis? common pal

im not trying to out u but common your kind of making it a little too obvious

but we are all very nice here and no one is a bully or anything so u can say or ask anything u want, especially in the bi threads

[robzilla]

[tony_come]

I care the inside more

[konck]

3 ...shave your ass an walk backwards 6

[spankie]

JJ you actually resemble your own penis in a way!

fuking remarkable.

[jjgold]

Keep them coming

Need to know my rating

[BIGDAY]

Need photo of rooster for more precision

[dinaro7]

a solid 5

[romecloneout]

the size of ur prick is higher than the score i would give u...soo not good

[Nittany Lion]

[Smoke]

your a sick fukk

I don't even think a hooker would bang you

sorry brah

[Roadtrip635]

Need photo of rooster for more precision

Better use a telephoto lens...

[jjgold]

Guys many of you are hurting me bad her

Lost a little confidence

Give me a break man

[RealSlimShady]

your a sick fukk

I don't even think a hooker would bang you

sorry brah

Be careful, Smoke. Guy hasn't exploded in a while.......JJ is angry, frustrated and might go crazy any day now.

[a4u2fear]

On the phone, Corbin is a 9

[CarpeDime]

jj man we are just being honest you bro i mean we love u man no homo

of course u can do lots of improvements as some here have mentioned and i feel like u put up that pic because you took it and couldnt believe how awful u looked so u wanted to come on here and have us slam u for it

i mean u can fix urself up pal but i mean that pic u put up in this thread???? yeah man thats a 3

but U CAN PUT URSELF TOGETHER AND BOOST UR NUMBER WAY UP MAN!! U CAN DO IT!

1 - WEAR THE RUG
2 - NICE CLOTHES
3 - SMILE
4 - CONFIDANCE

those 4 things of course will boost u way up man

GET IT TOGETHER!

[RealSlimShady]

the size of ur prick is higher than the score i would give u...soo not good

Another burial.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Just shave the whole head.....the horseshoe is ridiculous

But I'll give you a 5....No reason you shouldn't be slamming something, anything right now.....How long has it been now?

[King Mayan]

A solid 8.3

[Smoke]

Be careful, Smoke. Guy hasn't exploded in a while.......JJ is angry, frustrated and might go crazy any day now.

shady I want to see JJ do another emotional breakdown video

[King Mayan]

0.00

Delusional.

[Extra Innings]

Good Looking Man

[statnerds]

being a SBR god gives you 3, your rugged good looks 2, your humor adds another 2, the roid cycles get you 1

all that is shit though

phat pockets makes you a 9 JJ

chicks love dick

and lucky for you, money even more

[kmarinouofm]

coach we need a better angle and you dressed up... its like asking us how hot a girl is and showing us a close up of her nose hair..

[RealSlimShady]

shady I want to see JJ do another emotional breakdown video

We should have a couple of those in the archives somewhere.....

[DDT]

0.0 just like Ronnie Mund

[jjgold]

Just shave the whole head.....the horseshoe is ridiculous

But I'll give you a 5....No reason you shouldn't be slamming something, anything right now.....How long has it been now?

14 years

[Roadtrip635]

Really depends coach, you put yourself together, nice suite, rug... you look big time, like a high roller...




but then there's fukked up JJ looking like some broke dikk, barreled in hamburger





The Good, The Bad and The Barreled In'

[King Mayan]

[paranoyd androyd]

I walk around downtown Chicago all day and witness hot chick after hot chick with guys that are way below their range. You got the personality JJ, thats all you need. Maybe stop yelling and swearing at the chicks you meet, that will do you wonders.

yep. jj should be scoring plenty on personality and humor alone, chicks love guys who can make them laugh

[CarpeDime]

yep. jj should be scoring plenty on personality and humor alone, chicks love guys who can make them laugh

biggest fukin lie of them all when it comes to chicks, i mean lie #1

exhibit A: jjgold

Exhibit B: every fukin comedian who ever lived

chicks love money and power, making a chick truly laugh is usually done through being a freak in some way which will make a chick like you as a person but completely unattracted to you

a few comedians have been able to pull chicks but when they can it is because they do it because of money and/or fame and are able to do it IN SPITE of being funny