Rate Me 1-10

[sickler]

Sickler many think you and I look alike
I do not know if that is good or bad

We could be brothers.

Brother spare a dime?

[Roadtrip635]

How much does plastic surgery cost??

Roadtrip can you post pics of me now and then after surgery??

Lets be realistic.............kind of want to look like Barry Manilow or Teddy Nugent

how about this JJ

[sickler]

Roadtrip, the first pic. It rocks

[Cuse0323]

Total package, 9.5

[jjgold]

RoadTrip I like the second pic

Anyway you can make me have blond hair and long????

[Dad]

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Not bad. A little rough around the edges, a little weathered. But you have a nice personality.

[cant call it]

Sideloader in 3, 2, 1........

[Thehusker]

This thread is fuqn fantastic comedy

[Mriceyman]

You look like a pedo who is a bus driver/icecream man

[RealSlimShady]

JJ, you're about average actually. But deduct 1.5 for bald dome and 1 for double chin.....I'd say 2.5

[jjgold]

Shady post a pic of yourself????

Odds your 300 pounds are very high

How about your hair????????????

I saw pics and you seem to have 80 strands left and your hanging onto them with dare life by using hair spray and combing all to middle of your fukkin head

[Smoke]

JJ, you're about average actually. But deduct 1.5 for bald dome and 1 for double chin.....I'd say 2.5

[Roadtrip635]

RoadTrip I like the second pic

Anyway you can make me have blond hair and long????

Here ya go pal, a complete makeover. Stylish new suite, slick new shades, nose job, facelift, raise the cheekbones a bit, a little nip and tuck around the edges, long flowing blonde hair even Fabio would be envious of, and a slight dimple on the chin and unlike a certain goldenboy poster, it is NOT a 1/16" off center. And of course a new high roller pad for entertaining the ladies.

[spankie]

Here ya go pal, a complete makeover. Stylish new suite, slick new shades, nose job, facelift, raise the cheekbones a bit, a little nip and tuck around the edges, long flowing blonde hair even Fabio would be envious of, and a slight dimple on the chin and unlike a certain goldenboy poster, it is NOT a 1/16" off center. And of course a new high roller pad for entertaining the ladies.

can u imagine JJ w/ that hair?

[Deuce]

Guy looks like a fukkin prick.

[Smoke]

Guy looks like a registered sex offender

[manny24]

10+ coach el hefe todo dia.

[jjgold]

Some guys giving me compliments
Most ripping me

I will do this again in about a moth with a different look with rug on

[AribaAriba]

2"...

[thetrinity]

0.0001

[daimoshokage]

-10 brah..

[RealSlimShady]

Guy looks like a registered sex offender

And like a Euro trash wannabe crossdressing rooster gobbler

[sickler]

Some guys giving me compliments
Most ripping me

I will do this again in about a moth with a different look with rug on

Grow a goatee and shave the noggin. Let's see if the big barrel-chested tough guy look works for you. Wear a wife beater

[sickler]

[blackgolden]

[Aquaplex]

You want bunch of guys to rate you? Scary..

[lesterdymond]

C'mon man.

You look like a ghoul, u can take a better pic then that.

[jjgold]

-10 brah..

[Deuce]

2x4

[Seaweed]

JJGold, even though people may say you're not attractive,

[TheCentaur]

I chose 1 because you are a chosen one

Yeah ur banged up but a lot of chicks might dig that if you added some scars and tats. When they ask you about it just stare into space for a few seconds, shake your head, and quietly confide in her that it's all behind you now and you don't want to think about those things anymore.

Don't say anymore about it even when she begs you to and she'll get so wet she'll stick to ur pleather couch

[ABEHONEST]

This story I am about to show you is alleged to have been written by JJ years ago when he was married.
Judge for yourselves as to whether this is JJ's personal image of himself at that period in his life?

You're masturbating.
But you stop and look down and think "My God I have a small penis."

You continue, but can't shake the thought. Then you start wondering about everything that's ever gone wrong in your life - from birth to this very moment. Everything.

"Was it all because I had a small penis," you ask yourself.

You try and carry on, but your mind reviews all your physical deficiencies:

Your flimsy chin.
Your narrow shoulders.
Your eyes that are too wide apart, almost horse-like.
The crooked teeth.

But the worst part is the penis. It's so small. Look at it. Just look at it. Okay. Stop looking at it.

You call your spouse - you've stopped masturbating now - just to talk. You don't mention it, the problem. But you know that's what she's thinking when her cell plays "Pizzcato Polka" because that's the distinct ringtone she gave you - "Pizzcato Polka!"

"'Pizzcato' sounds a lot like 'pequeno,'" [small] you think to yourself. "I bet that's why she gave me that ringtone."

The conversation ends. You go back to masturbating and everything seems fine. But then you stop again.

"You know, it's not my penis that's so small," you think. "It's just my hands are really big."

You feel immediately better.

*Now, only alleged to be written by JJ, you see, but someone who has ever shook JJ's hands, would know for sure. Are they large, or are they small?

[daimoshokage]

-10

[mikejamm]

A solid lucky 7 jj! Your videos kick fuk'in ass most of the time! You're probably the only dude who says "fuk", more the me! I'd drink a beer with ya, hang out in Vegas with a couple of hookers and blow!

[Grits n' Gravy]

Christine said you are a solid 2. She said you look like a combo of Danny Devito and Dick Vitale and should consider finding an Asian or Eastern European mail order bride. She also said you could get some girls by faking an illness and hoping for pity sex.