1st Day As A Landscaper: Corbin Lawn Care Services

[BIGDAY]

Today is for marketing pal. Go sell your socks off!!!

[Big Bear]

go to home depot and pick up a mexican to help you

[Big Bear]

nothing wrong with the landscaping business. Only problem is finding work. It's a very competitive business especially where i live. you got all these guys hiring mexicans and the undercut each other all day.

people are working for dirt cheap these days. good luck JJ , i think it will be good for you. It's good physical exercise your getting a workout and making money at the same time.

[Smoke]

If Corbin were my landscaper my lawn would be jacked up... Pass

[jjgold]

I was off today
just posted and watched lines

I got a new customer ttoday

Old lady.................$40 small lot

[Madison]

Watch out for the ticks JJ. Lyme's disease sucks.

Dad got it at 79. I asked him how. he says "I was out back cutting down a tree with my chain saw". 79/chain saw doesn't seem like a real good match.

[Br0nxer]

Might be able to get you a couple gigs at the shore

Do you travel

Mulching and some pavers

[TRE1968]

[BIGDAY]

I was off today
just posted and watched lines

I got a new customer ttoday

Old lady.................$40 small lot

If you're in sales, there are no days off pal!!

[tony_come]

The Mexicans are buying housesIndustry is dying

[Stallion]

JJ Gold working???? pics or it never happened.

[Madison]

JJ Gold working???? pics or it never happened.

Good one

[Cougar Bait]

You guys still don't realize how this works do you?

This is a set up for a forthcoming vid

Going to run out of services eventually but I have some suggestions for future endeavors:

Corbin Sewage Company
Corbin Animal Services
Corbin Dog Walking Inc.
Corbin Prank Calling LLC (you may actually be able to make some money at that)

[dinaro7]

good luck but 30.00 to trim is a little much but just right for trim

[jjgold]

Cancelled today..lady got ticked

I told her I am off until Monday

Was firm

If I can get a business loan out of this then it s worth it

Get the loan and then bankrupt company..it will be in an LLC

I am free of the debt

[Dad]

Hire her.

[jjgold]

Lost 2 accounts already

One said snow blower was missing from garage..I get a tape recorder and tell the lady to accuse me on tape..she did not
I was fired

second one............older couple said I burnt their grass out, I was set up by a rival landscaper..How?? He through bleach on their grass late at night and I got pinned for ruin lawn.

[infamousbacardi]

JJ finally you're actually here posting this GOLD (see what I did there) rather than those 2nd and 3rd shift JJ's....you need to know, THEY'VE BEEN AWWFFULL in your absence!!!

[PhillyFlyers]

JJ finally you're actually here posting this GOLD (see what I did there) rather than those 2nd and 3rd shift JJ's....you need to know, THEY'VE BEEN AWWFFULL in your absence!!!

I've seen this a few times now.

Does "JJGold" really have multiple people posting under that name or is it really just the guy in the videos?

[infamousbacardi]

I've seen this a few times now.

Does "JJGold" really have multiple people posting under that name or is it really just the guy in the videos?

Have you seen some of those god awful generic threads started by clearly other people?? THIS ONE, you can just tell is the real JJ, actual talent in this thread here, some solid comedic quality involved!

Clear NON-JJ examples:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1688044-do-lakers-need-win-today.html

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1688604-lebron-basically-beat-houston-himself-4-college-players.html

Just blatant non-creative attempts to jump start wild conversation by generic threads.

THIS thread!? GOLD thumbprint all over it.

[a4u2fear]

Another fantasy job, JJ. When you gunna learn?

[ttwarrior1]

trimming 30 extra , good luck with that

[smitch124]

You should offer extra deep graves, any location, no questions asked.

[jjgold]

Still waiting on a business loan, need it first before I can sink company

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Still waiting on a business loan, need it first before I can sink company

JJ have you considered putting on the flier that you are mentally handicapped. Might help business out.

[Winner_13]

make a video

[sweep]

Coach, cancel my appointment. Raining. Dont want those big clumps of wet grass all over my mommies lawn. Will call u to reschedule when she's done cooking me breakfast. Thanks.

[jjgold]

LLC's.....................untouchable

Get loans off them and default

[2 Kids]

I hope you can mow, better then you can bet

[2 Kids]

JJ have you considered putting on the flier that you are mentally handicapped. Might help business out.

Classic, funny shit

[sweep]

I hope you can mow, better then you can bet

Watch your mouth Neewbie.

[jjgold]

I hope you can mow, better then you can bet

Post your picks daily on an sbr spreadsheet and lets see how good you are tough guy

[RealSlimShady]

JJ have you considered putting on the flier that you are mentally handicapped. Might help business out.

[Bbr]

Thats not a fkn job. If so then I do two jobs. Comparable to weekend gardening.

[dfish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VbsCS97EA&feature=youtube_gdata_player