1st Day As A Landscaper: Corbin Lawn Care Services

[jjgold]

How hard could it be???

Right now just have hedge cutter, lawn mower, leave blower and edger, plastic bags, a few rakes, gloves, gasoline, oil

Using my van and basically just went to staples and had a big poster made and put on side of van

Services as of today

Basic Cut $30............50x100 foot lots which are the norm here
Trimming $30 extra


Will see how it goes and maybe then get into planting small shrubs, bushes, flowers

I have 7 customers from area..no advertising as of now although might get HS kid to make me fliers on computer and deliver

Wish me luck................will not be posting as much today as I have to cut all these fukkin lawns

[minet123]

Kenny and Russ protege mowing lawns like any "day worker" you can find in front of home depot

[milwaukee mike]

if you can't even fertilize your own head then why would someone trust you with their lawn?

[Monitor-Tan]

Atleast we know you'd be willing to do this and take one to reimburse after a shitty job. Everyone's a winner

[griz]

Good idea mike. I bet you can make 3k a week with advertising

[flocko76]

Good idea mike. I bet you can make 3k a week with advertising

I bet he can't. especially if he's going to be raking the grass clippings and bagging them.

unless he has a riding mower, which I doubt, (probably a 20in push mower.) he'll spend an hour on each lawn easily. He's looking at an 8-10 hour day. plus all that walking. good thing he has the rest of the week off.

[flocko76]

if it was that easy everyone would be doing it.

[blackbeSSt]

first shift jj is starting to annoy me

oh, and SALOON THIS SHIT

[BIGDAY]

I'd hire ya. Come to Minny, I'll pay double.

[Balco10]

30 a lawn pretty steep to start. You should include the edging until this gig takes off.

[Al Masters]

Hire her.

[PhillyFlyers]

Good to see you try to make an honest living JJ.

Enough with that "trying to get in the mafia" bullshit.

[jjgold]

At site

This shit hard

Sneezing like a mother fukker

Eyes shot

Later

[RubberKettle]

Do you wear rug while moving lawn? Please advise.

[cecil127]

all those forclosed houses need their lawn trimmed too....bank who owns the joint pays for that.
figure it out....

[BIGDAY]

all those forclosed houses need their lawn trimmed too....bank who owns the joint pays for that.
figure it out....

This, JJ I know high end national bank exec's. Could pull strings for ya..

[BIGDAY]

Do you wear rug while moving lawn? Please advise.

Also interested..

[Madison]

Now you're all set up for the bottles and cans idea as well.

[redsoxfreak91]

ya if i were you I'd hire a bunch of hot young chicks to do it in a bikini and you would get some serious customers.

[Reload]

It's easy money, JJ. You'll have all those loans paid off in no time.

[princecharles]

Isn't that the same van (full of outdated video equipment) you used as collateral during last season's NBA finals?

[William Walters]

You're not fooling anyone Coach...............you haven't mowed any lawn in years.

[King Mayan]

Im the perfect man for this job..

Ill work for you Corbin, all i need is a 18 pack of tecates and lets start mowing.

[Br0nxer]

Brokedikk fukk

[jjgold]

Lunch break
Sandwich
Soda

Sweating my balls off

This sucks rooster

[jjgold]

Blood money
Day 2

no accounts

now what?

[Br0nxer]

How many jobs today?

[noties]

All the posters are very proud of you Corbin

keep up the hard work ...............................

listen to opie and wager on the rangers ......................

[Smoke]

Anyone that has you do their landscaping is a fukkin idiot...

Their would be patches of uneven grass

Dead flowers and shrubs cut in half

cigarette butts all over lawn

Pass

[Kindred]

hire some day working mexicans and pay them $5 a lawn pocket $25

[jjgold]

I guess I am off today since no work

I did the 7 lawns yesterday

This aint bad man

[Boscoe]

being outdoors..... listening to music.

there are worse ways to make a buck.

[konck]

Go to the track and blow the 7 lawns today
After your broke go to the mens room and service guys in the stalls
your mouth is big enough

[Madison]

I guess I am off today since no work

I did the 7 lawns yesterday

This aint bad man

Bottles and cans, bottles and cans!

[RealSlimShady]

The debris and cut grass will get on your rug, JJ. You'll be standing on the lawn, scratching your head like a fukking prick all day, you goofball! Get back in the mafia.....easier work for an old man like you!