how can i date a girl for a year and a half- we break up and....

[pavyracer]

Why don't you post her pictures here so we can tell if she's hot? Being married to Miss South Dakota I can help you with the decision.

[Jetsfan]

i want to show her this thread but soemthing tells me that may not be such a good idea

Do not under any circumstances show her this thread.

Start dating one of her friends, no matter how ugly they might be do it.

[gm2022]

Do not under any circumstances show her this thread.

Start dating one of her friends, no matter how ugly they might be do it.

agreed, dont show her this thread!

[MonkeyF0cker]

One poster said it best. Cut off all ties to her. Don't answer phone calls, text messages, emails, anything... This girl is not worth your time. Find some other friends to hang out with. Don't let her back into your life either. She will trample you. She knows you are weak right now and doesn't show the slightest of respect for you. Get your chin up and learn from it. There are plenty of girls out there that deserve you more than she does. Go find them...

[Teela]

I agree with you, MonkeyF0cker.

Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like he is at that point right now.

[wtt0315]

yep that is what teela did with me

[tacomax]

Panic...poem

This thread really touched me and I thought I'd come up with a poem to help bubba through this crisis and to give hope to everyone out there who is sharing the pain of break-up and unrequited love.

Poem for Bubba

Bubba your heart is not broken
So please don't be so bitter
That someone has taken your girl away
And is now fucking her up the shitter

[Teela]

yep that is what teela did with me

wtt, you and Panic should start a support group for imaginary relationships

[BestPlay2day]

This thread really touched me and I thought I'd come up with a poem to help bubba through this crisis and to give hope to everyone out there who is sharing the pain of break-up and unrequited love.

Poem for Bubba

Bubba your heart it not broken
So please don't be so bitter
That someone has taken your girl away
And is now fucking her up the shitter

That poem was classic! Hope he's smart enough to move on and never look back!

[bubba]

nice poem, i needed that. i actually spoke to her for like an hour tonight against better judgment. but i was reatively tough with her considering i am usually quite the pushover. whats wrong with me though, i still in some way want to be with her even after what she did to me.

[fiveteamer]

is bubba a jjgold ghost?

Yes -1300

No +1000

[pavyracer]

is bubba a jjgold ghost?

Yes -1300

No +1000

Is bubba's middle name ronald?

[bubba]

i swear, this is my life. fiveteamer- i dont think you could have summed up the patheticness/sadness of my situation. i dont think i blame you for thinking that, just shows how low i am right now

[pico]

nothing lasts forever. i've been in your situation, and it takes a while to get over it

[BadNina]

Bubba, you sound like a sweet guy. This girl is not deserving of your heart. She might be on a rebound relationship but she is being cruel by rubbing your face in it. I am female so I know how mean we can be. You need to cut her off. The reason you keep whaffling is because you have genuine feelings for this woman who is off playing with her boy toy yet keeping you dangling in case it doesn't work out for her. You deserve better. There is a wonderful woman out there for you.

[zootiehead]

i want to show her this thread but soemthing tells me that may not be such a good idea

show her the thread.

[BestPlay2day]

nice poem, i needed that. i actually spoke to her for like an hour tonight against better judgment. but i was reatively tough with her considering i am usually quite the pushover. whats wrong with me though, i still in some way want to be with her even after what she did to me.

Dumbest thing you could of done is get in touch with her. Just going to make it that much harder on yourself. Even if she wanted to get back with you, why the hell would you want her back? She is definately not wife material so move on already!!!

[pavyracer]

i swear, this is my life. fiveteamer- i dont think you could have summed up the patheticness/sadness of my situation. i dont think i blame you for thinking that, just shows how low i am right now

You need a vacation. Just go somewhere without a phone and internet and forget about her. You will make a quick hit as girls will be all over a handsome 25 year old stud.

[fiveteamer]

You need a vacation. Just go somewhere without a phone and internet and forget about her. You will make a quick hit as pavyracer will be all over a handsome 25 year old stud.

fixed.

[yahoonino]

be strong , planty of fish in the sea,,,i know that he hurt ,,but if any girl tell me ,,i dont love you any more,,,,i would said ,,**** it,,,,that just me,,,

[pavyracer]

I am fixed boys. I'm a eunich.

[bubba]

goodnight people and thanks to all who made kind words my way. im not great at meeting girls and thought i had the perfect one and would never have to go through the challenge/worry akwardness of finding that perfect someone again. but guess i have to. oh well, it sucks but life does go on.

[masr]

[pavyracer]

exactly 2.4 inches!

[Kaps]

goodnight people and thanks to all who made kind words my way. im not great at meeting girls and thought i had the perfect one and would never have to go through the challenge/worry akwardness of finding that perfect someone again. but guess i have to. oh well, it sucks but life does go on.

too bad i saw this thread too late....sorry about your situation cause i went thru it when i was about 20 myself and it sux ....but now that i look back on it im glad it happened cause it just made me tougher and wiser .... you will learn from this situation and move on

The tough part is getting thru this beginning phase where all you can do is think about her...
First you must NOT contact her at all costs. Dont be weak.
Secondly you need to start goin out and eventually will forget about her, trust me on that...
No need to be mean to her but you must show that your occupied with other things in your life and that not being with her doesnt effect you in any way whether good or bad ...
Dont pay any attention to her it will crush her in the long run
If she attempts to call her dont return calls for at least 2days and when you do be very nice to her but seem like youve been occupied and havnt been able to get back to her.

When she asks to see you cause shes hasnt seen you in awhile make plans with her and tell her that your excited that you will get to see her ....then cancel on her 5min before you were supposed to meet her and dont give a reason why...
say that something came up and you will promise to see her asap....

I know this might seem like a game to you and you probably want to meet someone where you can be true to her and she can be true to you .... but in the meantime im sure your thinking about how to get her back ....

But by doin these things be prepared to lose her ....but i doubt you will ....you will have flipped the script young lad

[big joe 1212]

This thread really touched me and I thought I'd come up with a poem to help bubba through this crisis and to give hope to everyone out there who is sharing the pain of break-up and unrequited love.

Poem for Bubba

Bubba your heart is not broken
So please don't be so bitter
That someone has taken your girl away
And is now fucking her up the shitter

[Iwinyourmoney]

In the world of Poker, girls are the rake

[tacomax]

Can we quit the dick pics in this (and any other thread) please.

[bubba]

i feel like shit this morning. the worst feeling- she would rather be with someone else then me? i am so goddam good to her. id do anything for her. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. and i hate my job, nothing to look forward to today

[Teela]

Things may look bleak now, but they'll get better.

I agree with everyone on here that said you should end all contact with her. It may seem hard, but you really need to start weaning yourself from contact with her. It will make it much easier for you to get over her.

[RogueJuror]

bubba make a suicidal video like i did

[Willie Bee]

Bubba, the first thing you need to do is cowboy up.

Then call an escort service and lay down some coin for a seriously smokin' hot gal, and get photos while she's taking a long slow ride on your baloney pony, blow 'em up and mail them to the witch. Then throw it back in her face every damn time you see her.

Either that or stay a weenie all your life moping around the house because of this girl.

[Robyn]

Or...you could listen to Janna and blow your wad at a spammed book.

[Willie Bee]

Sorry Robyn, but we tossed Janna out on the street with the rest of the hookers.

One more thing Bubba: When you have the photos blown up, make sure and have a few wallet-size copies made. At some point in the future, the witch is going to be in the same restaurant as you and your date. Write something catchy on a cocktail napkin -- "I never knew how great sex could be...until you left me" -- fold the photo inside the cocktail napkin and have it delivered to her table with whatever your ex's least favorite drink is. A $20 tip for the delivery waitress should be sufficient to ensure your anonymity. You can thank me later.

[Robyn]

Premeditated revenge...you are an evil man, Willie Bee. I like it.