I challenge ttwarrior1 to a game of tennis

[ACoochy]

Certainly not me. Was too busy playing real sports, but it is a pretty easy sport to pick up and become good at quickly. Pretty much combines talents from other sports.

"Real Sports"

Kerry, pennant tennis is the level before the challenger circuit. Challenger curcuit being 1 level down from ATP...

TT, what level did u make it to in singles in ur playing days??

[PickWinnerAllDay]

"Real Sports"

Kerry, pennant tennis is the level before the challenger circuit. Challenger curcuit being 1 level down from ATP...

TT, what level did u make it to in singles in ur playing days??

I don't care where he used to be... as of right now, I'm 100 times faster, 100 times more coordinated with a racket in my hand. He was trying to impress us when he threw up that tennis video where he was rallying against a wall and he couldn't hit more than 3-4 in a row without messing up.

And then of course there is the sheer fact that something that big and slow just can't cover two sides of a tennis court. Simply not possible. I'd return the serve to the right baseline, he'd have a heart attack getting over there, and if he hit it back, he'd be way too far away to cover the left. It is just math to me.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

"Real Sports"

Kerry, pennant tennis is the level before the challenger circuit. Challenger curcuit being 1 level down from ATP...

TT, what level did u make it to in singles in ur playing days??

And yes, real sports, I played 2 years of SEC baseball...

[Grits n' Gravy]

How can you let the tt claim that he would lose to federer 6-2 6-2 slide? No way tubby. You would be lucky to get a point. Even then it would be a fluke. Like a serve that ricocheted off your gunt.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

How can you let the tt claim that he would lose to federer 6-2 6-2 slide? No way tubby. You would be lucky to get a point. Even then it would be a fluke. Like a serve that ricocheted off your gunt.

I didn't let it slide. When he said that, I realized he wasn't serious about this offer at all. And then when he bumped it up to 5 grand when he doesn't have more than a couple bucks further hurt the legitimacy. He knows he can't beat someone who can run up and down a court with more athletic ability. No way he puts up a dime or even shows up.

[hawley]

warrrior would never go through with this

I would start a liquidate all assets thread and go all in on kerry here


ttwarrior would collapse after 5 minutes of kerry running him round. I have never played tennis seriously but I am in the same boat as kerry, it isn't possible for warrior to cover the court at his size

[PickWinnerAllDay]

warrrior would never go through with this

I would start a liquidate all assets thread and go all in on kerry here


ttwarrior would collapse after 5 minutes of kerry running him round. I have never played tennis seriously but I am in the same boat as kerry, it isn't possible for warrior to cover the court at his size

It'd be a wait him out game. I'd just hit it from one side to the other. I've been playing baseball since I was 5... hand eye coordination translates well from baseball bat to tennis racket. The real trick to tennis is letting your girlfriend win a point when you play without making it look obvious. She was getting pretty upset she didn't win any points.

[hawley]

the guy pants like a dog in his videos just setting up a camera. how will he get around the court?

[PickWinnerAllDay]

the guy pants like a dog in his videos just setting up a camera. how will he get around the court?

Sadly, he has turned this offer down. Raising the bet to $5000 when he is hopelessly in debt.

[hawley]

I would literally give him a 5 shot rally before he gave up on points being unable to get to them

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I would literally give him a 5 shot rally before he gave up on points being unable to get to them

I actually have played a really good player. At UT, I took a tennis class b/c it was 2 free credits and the guy who taught it was on UT's tennis team which was top 10 in the country according to him. Trying to hit a serve against him was fun, he said he hit it about 130 I believe? I could return it, it just always went long b/c it was tough to catch the velocity properly. So if ttwarrior can hit it 130 I may be in trouble. Not too worried about that though, lol

http://www.collegetennisonline.com/tennis/Ranking.aspx?pType=T

looks like he wasn't lying

[freeVICK]

Of course TT is bitching out

[GOIRISH]

sbr needs to make this happen. would be great for numbers.

[ttwarrior1]

ive had 8 people challenge me, non showed, some things never change

This guy is mentally ill, does he ever sleep or stop air betting

[ttwarrior1]

im currently usta 5.0

[ttwarrior1]

i turned the offer down??? uh, no , i accepted

[MoneyLineDawg]

tt how fast is your serve

[ttwarrior1]

anywhere between 30 and 130, I have a slice spin serve that doesn't bounce, skids and bounces sideways that is more effective then some of my other serves. I can serve down the middle at 120- 130. Depends on the opponent. Run me side to side? Point will be over before he would have a chance

You see him make a post saying i backed out??? Where did i back out. Looks like he is the one backing out.

He made this thread once before on a ghost account and backed out then also

ps: i don't owe discover anything.

Ps: i got 4grand cash in my wallet.

Could make another vid and bury people again

[MoneyLineDawg]

anywhere between 30 and 130, I have a slice spin serve that doesn't bounce, skids and bounces sideways that is more effective then some of my other serves. I can serve down the middle at 120- 130. Depends on the opponent. Run me side to side? Point will be over before he would have a chance

You see him make a post saying i backed out??? Where did i back out. Looks like he is the one backing out.

He made this thread once before on a ghost account and backed out then also

ps: i don't owe discover anything.

Ps: i got 4grand cash in my wallet.

Could make another vid and bury people again

[Deuce]

ttwarrior is not even coordinated enough to wipe his ass with tp let alone score against Fed. Fatty needs to use a towel to wipe because he can't get his arms around his collasal ass.

[King Mayan]

Tt will beat your ass kerry...

You've been warned.

[frizzelli]

I have seen both of you poker videos neither one of you have one ounce of athletic ability in your body. Whoever is the first to get it over the net wins.

[freeVICK]

So TT claims to have 4grand in cash and wants to bet 5???

Honestly what are the chances that fat fukk even has $400?

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I have seen both of you poker videos neither one of you have one ounce of athletic ability in your body. Whoever is the first to get it over the net wins.

yes, people usually play SEC baseball who are unathletic.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

So TT claims to have 4grand in cash and wants to bet 5???

Honestly what are the chances that fat fukk even has $400?

That's what I'm saying. I'll show up if he shows a video with the money.

[King Mayan]

I have seen both of you poker videos neither one of you have one ounce of athletic ability in your body. Whoever is the first to get it over the net wins.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

You're a fukking moron and I'd beat you at any legitimate sport. Can guarantee that. You weight drones are never ever athletic.

[King Mayan]

You're a fukking moron and I'd beat you at any legitimate sport. Can guarantee that. You weight drones are never ever athletic.

watch your mouth princess.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

watch your mouth princess.

You're calling someone unathletic who made the roster for major collegiate baseball... Now I'll be honest, I was just a reliever... but there is a reason only 1% make it that far.

Now go lift some weights bud. You and Brahma can pound each other afterwards. Astroglide is on me.

[freeVICK]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1585197-newest-ttwarrior1-picture.html

[PickWinnerAllDay]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/158...1-picture.html

I'd bet my life savings I could beat that glob.

[King Mayan]

You're calling someone unathletic who made the roster for major collegiate baseball... Now I'll be honest, I was just a reliever... but there is a reason only 1% make it that far.

Now go lift some weights bud. You and Brahma can pound each other afterwards. Astroglide is on me.

Kerry, you make up more stories, than a hoe not wanting to pay his pimp..

Now run along and ask your parents for money..

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Kerry, you make up more stories, than a hoe not wanting to pay his pimp..

Now run along and ask your parents for money..

I'm not making up anything. Pitched for UT for 2 seasons and then suffered a labral tear in the winter of the 3rd year.

[King Mayan]

I'm not making up anything. Pitched for UT for 2 seasons and then suffered a labral tear in the winter of the 3rd year.

Ok kerry..:rolleyes:

Hey, you think your dad can hook me up with some bucks?

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Ok kerry..:rolleyes:

Hey, you think your dad can hook me up with some bucks?

Sorry bud. Maybe train some young guns at the gym to get you by for cash.