I challenge ttwarrior1 to a game of tennis

[PickWinnerAllDay]

This is a serious challenge, first off. I will meet him anywhere to play this match.

If he wins, I will pay off every cent of his discover card debt. If he loses, he has to give me $1,500.

Basically offering him at +300, and he claims to be good at tennis.

Let's see what you got man. This will of course be video taped for SBR.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I fully expect him to back down but it'd be awesome if he'd accept this challenge.

[ttwarrior1]

challenge accepted, will play you in owensboro ky, henderson ky or evansville indiana.

No you will not win and not even have a chance.

You won't show up, hell what are you gonna do , have your 38 ghosts show up and i have to play 39 guys

You would lose and I'll run your ass off. I cover the court fine.

[ballahollic2]

I will take either of u 2 bums on in tennis!!!

[zsr]

Kerry you serious?

If so this would be epic.

My money would probably be on TT honestly. He seems to move ok.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

ttwarrior1, I just want to explain to you before you claim I'm setting you up, you have almost zero chance to win this. We need one more person to show up and verify there is no cheating or stiffing.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Kerry you serious?

If so this would be epic.

My money would probably be on TT honestly. He seems to move ok.

That is fine, I watched his video where he could barely have a rally with himself without drooling and messing up 50 times. I can rally with myself against a wall for hours without messing up. It'd be the easiest win I ever had in my life at anything.

[MoneyLineDawg]

pickwinner.....Dont let me down pal, this needs to happen

[zsr]

I will show up to verify everything. Kerry your in Chicago right? We could fly down together. Serious.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I will show up. Kerry your in Chicago right? We could fly down together. Serious.

Nah I'm in north carolina for a few more months. Its about an 8 hour drive it looks like for me unless I flew into the closest city to there.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

pickwinner.....Dont let me down pal, this needs to happen

I want to see if SBR will put up some odds for this. I've never played tennis in an organized league, way too busy with baseball and basketball but my sister did for 10 years and I beat her easily, like 6-0 every time. I'd say my sister would probably kill ttwarrior as well.

[ttwarrior1]

he won't show up

hell i might even eat 2 bags of doritos and some butterfingers before the match and do zero training for it.

I'll win my serve everytime and would only need to break u once

If i played federer right now he would win 6-2 6-2 and you wouldn't win a game against fed.

Everybody around where i live knows im the bad ass tennis player. In fact im badass at everything.

Might even jump over the net and knock you out after the match.

Now your wanted a 3rd party to show up?

Lets make it 5 grand and a perm ban of sbr , shave my head and whatever u want if u win.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

he won't show up

hell i might even eat 2 bags of doritos and some butterfingers before the match and do zero training for it.

I'll win my serve everytime and would only need to break u once

If i played federer right now he would win 6-2 6-2 and you wouldn't win a game against fed.

Everybody around where i live knows im the bad ass tennis player. In fact im badass at everything.

Might even jump over the net and knock you out after the match.

Now your wanted a 3rd party to show up?

Lets make it 5 grand and a perm ban of sbr , shave my head and whatever u want if u win.

You're either a funny guy or delusional. You looked extremely uncoordinated in that video you posted of you playing tennis. Trying to find it again but dear god... you can't be serious. The only concern I have in ANY of this is driving 8 hours to bumfukk nowhere and you not being there.

[ttwarrior1]

you'll be banned from sbr by then and have a new account.

your ****** up in the head,

[PickWinnerAllDay]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1296673-another-vid-me-playing-tennis.html

I have great court placement, can go from line to line, and the laws of physics make it impossible for ttwarrior to cover an entire tennis court.

Mathematically, he has 0% chance of beating me.

[griz]

i will be there to verify

i am putting everything i own on ttwarrior here. pm me with details, i guarantee i will be fair in grading the match

[PickWinnerAllDay]

i will be there to verify

i am putting everything i own on ttwarrior here. pm me with details, i guarantee i will be fair in grading the match

hahahaha I don't want you to lose all of your money.

[ttwarrior1]

u do know i made the vids just to make a vid and did that after playing for hours in 90 degree weather

I doubt u can even get a racket on any of my serves

[ttwarrior1]

gonna be funny seeing you cry after your whipped and im not even breaking a sweat. I'll also have a cop at the game, im not sure you can be trusted

[PickWinnerAllDay]

ttwarrior, you gotta be shitting me here pal? You look like a taller version of an oompa loompa and you think you can cover a full tennis court against an athletic kid? Just not smart pal. I doubt you'd pay.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I wish there was some way to guarantee that you would show up with the money, tt... you need $1500 cash before we discuss this any further. I'm not going to take an IOU on a cheeseburger wrapper.

[griz]

kerry i agree you need collateral put up, but you were the one who made the thread...

[freeVICK]

Lol nice dude. Anyone could beat that fat fukk.

Also play TT for a lifetime ban. Tired of his bs

[ProfaneReality]

My money is on TT, and Id lay -300

[PickWinnerAllDay]

kerry i agree you need collateral put up, but you were the one who made the thread...

I've got the money. All my tickets seem to hint towards that. If this guy owes $4500 in court, you know he doesn't have $1500 cash and hes talking about a $5,000 bet instead and beating Roger Federer? Kind of a sign he isn't serious about meeting me.

[ProfaneReality]

We will get Johnny to hire a camera guy and ref, live feed, with graphics and scoring.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

My money is on TT, and Id lay -300

So you'll give me +250 or so? I'll put $10,000 on myself.

[freeVICK]

Fukk the money wager. How the hell would TT pay $1500????

I say you guys wager your sbr points for a year or a lifetime ban

[ProfaneReality]

Kerry Im not an air bettor, and I dont pretend to have 25 k to throw around, particularly on fukkin SBR tennis

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Fukk the money wager. How the hell would TT pay $1500????

I say you guys wager your sbr points for a year or a lifetime ban

Doesn't matter to me. This isn't a bet, this is like a certificate of deposit, guaranteed return. To make this match even, I'd have to only have one arm and one leg. But I'll stick with both arms and both legs and try to not lose a single point to make it more interesting.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Kerry Im not an air bettor, and I dont pretend to have 25 k to throw around, particularly on fukkin SBR tennis

The only air bettor here is ttwarrior, raising the stakes to 5K when he can't pay discover $4500 even when it goes to court.

[freeVICK]

Please make this happen

[ACoochy]

Kerry and TT, which one of u has played pennant tennis??

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Kerry and TT, which one of u has played pennant tennis??

Certainly not me. Was too busy playing real sports, but it is a pretty easy sport to pick up and become good at quickly. Pretty much combines talents from other sports.

[Duff85]

lets commit to a date and make this sheeet happen. I am looking to go big on PickWinnerAllDay