My mother told me not to sports bet, what should I do?

[dvsbmx]

I know we all have a 'moral' obligation to obey our parents however, in this situation, where my mother has voiced concerns about how sports betting can lead to life altering consequences, I just don't feel like all her concerns are justified.

What are your thoughts?

1.) Do I listen to my mother and stop betting sports?
2.) I'm in my early thirties but still feel like my mother does and should control most aspects of my life, do yours?
3.) I've lived in my parents basement my entire life and feel that I'm now proficient enough with sports betting that I could totally make it a career and leave, as it is called in our home, the dungeon with my $750 roll that I've built to well over $15k betting like $1500/game sometimes.
4.) Is it tough to make it as a professional sports bettor?

If anyone else is in a similar situation and would like to have a therapy session via PM let me know.

[crustyme]

murder her and take the insurance payout to vegas.

[freeVICK]

get a job? move out and bet without her knowing

[NHL Pro Capper]

Don't ever tell anyone you bet on sports. You will always be labeled a degenerate gambler. Even if you win, you get the textbook "but how much did you lose?"

Just create a business, a fake site, say your a financial consultant and investor. People ask tell them you spend enough time at work and you don't want to talk about profit margins and stuff, they'll see its boring and you move on. NEVER TELL A POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND YOU BET ON SPORTS OR ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER

[jjgold]

dont listen

do it in the side

post up at sbr books Son

[laclippers504]

Rofl this shit is funny. Props on 15 k bank roll though. If you feel you can stop....then stop man.

[Bo$$ Bet$]

Ur avatar is the fukking "shocker" guy wtf does mommy think about "2 n the goo, 1 n the poo?" or "2 n the pink, 1 n the stink?"

[dfberger23]

[frankzig]

[Ice House]

this thread can't be real. Guy is jerking our chickens

[ChuckyTheGoat]

GMAFB. She's just trying to hold u down. Doesn't want your success to exceed hers.

Bet, man. Get down at the SBR sponsor books.

[rfr3sh]

maybe you should buy her something with your winnings and she wont care

[BIGDAY]

Listen to Momma

[Winsalot]

Mom knows best.. your a grown man.. time to grow up, get your own place make your own decisions IMO

[doublej95]

Cut the apron string and go all in.

[MartinBlank]

Teach her how to bet, and the two of you can enjoy it together.

Hell--get her on SBR. Post up a pick, JJ will bang her.

[blackbeSSt]

first, pop her titty out of your mouth.
second, pics or shens of your $15k bankroll.
third, pics or shens of your mother

[SportsMushroom]

the guy is joking and people actually taking the bait

[jjgold]

Sportsbetting is dangerous

Many example;es here how it destroyed us physically, financially and mentally

[pavyracer]

Bitch slap your mother if she tells you again not to bet on sports.

[VegasInsider]

I have so many questions I just don't know where to begin?

What do you do for a living?
Why are you still living in your parents basement?
Where did you your money go? You must have tons of money saved since you've been with your parents entire life.
Wjy are you letting your mom control your life in your early-30s?
Where are your balls?
Do you give woman the shocker in your parents basement?

To answer another one of your questions....FUKK NO, you're mother shouldn't have very much control of your life since you're in your early-30's

It's time to sack up, man. Get an apartment and leave the goddamn nest. I have a great relationship with my father but the summer I graduated high school, I was fukking gone. I havn't been back to live since. It's called being a grown up.

[SportsMushroom]

I have so many questions I just don't know where to begin? What do you do for a living? Why are you still living in your parents basement? Where did you your money go? You must have tons of money saved since you've been with your parents entire life. Wjy are you letting your mom control your life in your early-30s? Where are your balls? Do you give woman the shocker in your parents basement? To answer another one of your questions....FUKK NO, you're mother shouldn't have very much control of your life since you're in your early-30's It's time to sack up, man. Get an apartment and leave the goddamn nest. I have a great relationship with my father but the summer I graduated high school, I was fukking gone. I havn't been back to live since. It's called being a grown up.

you took the time to write all this for a joke thread?

[Cap dat 4ss]

I quit listening to my mom at 26, thats when i fell off of her insurance. If your mom is worried about your your gambling habit, daddy aint pushing her shit in. Talk your your dad into railing the whore more often and she'll quit riding your nutz.

[Glitch]

Bitch slap your mother if she tells you again not to bet on sports.

this

but also you should steal from her, put it on a 4-teamer. win; pay her back more than you stole. that will prove that she is wrong and you are right.

[Cap dat 4ss]

I have so many questions I just don't know where to begin?

What do you do for a living?
Why are you still living in your parents basement?
Where did you your money go? You must have tons of money saved since you've been with your parents entire life.
Wjy are you letting your mom control your life in your early-30s?
Where are your balls?
Do you give woman the shocker in your parents basement?

To answer another one of your questions....FUKK NO, you're mother shouldn't have very much control of your life since you're in your early-30's

It's time to sack up, man. Get an apartment and leave the goddamn nest. I have a great relationship with my father but the summer I graduated high school, I was fukking gone. I havn't been back to live since. It's called being a grown up.

nicely written VI. These questions need answering and i agree this guey needs to grow up. Hes fukkn 30. Who listens to their mom after 30

[VegasInsider]

you took the time to write all this for a joke thread?

You must type one key at a time. Took about 30 seconds

[Double Bogey]

Everyone's situation is different. If you are only gambling what you can afford to lose and youre not neglecting your responsibilities then it shouldn't be a problem. Just explain that part. Just never ask to borrow money from her. Lol

[dvsbmx]

I have so many questions I just don't know where to begin?

What do you do for a living? I'm an aspiring professional sports bettor/gambler extraordinaire.
Why are you still living in your parents basement? I'ts comfortable and momma always tells me she would be devastated if I were to ever leave.
Where did you your money go? You must have tons of money saved since you've been with your parents entire life. How do you just assume I'd have money. I said I lived in the basement, not worked in/out of the basement. Most of my time is spent in the basement looking at lines etc deciding where I want to put like 25%-45% of my roll on a game. I don't ever bet >45% on a game because I don't ever want to lose more than half of my entire net worth.
Wjy are you letting your mom control your life in your early-30s? Why wouldn't I?
Where are your balls? Well, one of them has been missing since shortly after birth. During my birth there was an unfortunate accident with the umbilical cord where it wrapped around my nut and choked that bitch right out. They had to remove it.
Do you give woman the shocker in your parents basement? Yes. Obviously.

To answer another one of your questions....FUKK NO, you're mother shouldn't have very much control of your life since you're in your early-30's

It's time to sack up, man. Get an apartment and leave the goddamn nest. I have a great relationship with my father but the summer I graduated high school, I was fukking gone. I havn't been back to live since. It's called being a grown up.

What do you do for a living? I'm an aspiring professional sports bettor/gambler extraordinaire.
Why are you still living in your parents basement? I'ts comfortable and momma always tells me she would be devastated if I were to ever leave.
Where did you your money go? You must have tons of money saved since you've been with your parents entire life. How do you just assume I'd have money. I said I lived in the basement, not worked in/out of the basement. Most of my time is spent in the basement looking at lines etc deciding where I want to put like 25%-45% of my roll on a game. I don't ever bet >45% on a game because I don't ever want to lose more than half of my entire net worth.
Wjy are you letting your mom control your life in your early-30s? Why wouldn't I?
Where are your balls? Well, one of them has been missing since shortly after birth. During my birth there was an unfortunate accident with the umbilical cord where it wrapped around my nut and choked that bitch right out. They had to remove it.
Do you give woman the shocker in your parents basement? Yes. Obviously.

[dvsbmx]

Thanks for the comments everyone!!! They are much appreciated. Like I said, if anyone would like to have a therapy session via PM let me know.

[SportsMushroom]

You must type one key at a time. Took about 30 seconds

actually I dont type, I have a secretary to which I dictate

[boneheaded1]

Total joke thread but even then, I'm with blackbesst.

[shari91]

pretty funny dvs - gave me a good laugh tonight right when I need one!

[Vaughany]

Are u in your 40s?

[Vaughany]

Are guys thinking he's being serious!? Surely the words "basement" and "dungeon" gave it away!

[chrisharvard01]

dvs it's a cut throat career to get involved with. use people you meet on the street and in sportsbooks as fades. guys you think are your friends will call you with locks, guys pretending they're sharp giving you advice at the bars, take their drink tickets if they're offering but fade the s_hit out of their plays.