The NFL God is Back

[SportsPedagogy]

I'm wondering if the Teaser Tiger is related to the Parlay Panther???

Your thinking of the ambiguously gay parlay

[ssk13809]

you are not 0-1 ATS...i dont give a fukk what price you pay, if you manipulate any lines, it is not ATS...jaysus son, none of your so-called %s are even close... but like i said, keep it up, ssk is always a great read

lol? I never said I was 0-1 ATS. I am 0-0 ATS so far this season. And last year I hit 70% ATS...not MLs, not teasers, not other line manipulation things, but straight up ATS.

How hard is that to understand?

[ssk13809]

Exactly. Hey, I bought New England up to +42, and Denver +37 last night.

I am 2-0 ATS according to SSK's magic gambling act.

I went 70% ATS last year playing ATS normally. Where in the world do you get that I am buying 50 points on a game and attaching it to my ATS record? I don't do that. How stupid are you? I am 0-0 ATS this year.

[ssk13809]

Man I'm tired of all this sh*t

1) My personal picks went 0-1, and my friend's went 0-3. But honestly who cares about these picks records? They were teasers/Parlays, and a record on teasers or parlays really gives you no information because it's uncertain what hte lines were.

Someone with a 1-10 record on parlays could have done better than someone with a 10-1 record in parlays. In other words, records are meaningless for parlays/teasers.

2) Don't know why there is confusion, but I am still undefeated so far in ATS this year. Went 70% last year. Just making that clear. Undefeated.


3) People on here are too stupid to realize when I say "these are not my picks", that I actually mean "these are not my picks". So I won't be posting my friends picks anymore. He can post them if he wants to, but I won't be. Sorry have to dumb things down for SBR

[ssk13809]

Week 2:


2 Team Teaser (6 points)
Saints -0.5
Lions -2
Risk (5.5 to Win 5)

[Coach Potato]

Man you fuking losers are retarded. Why keep posting the same shit all the time, you guys are stupid.

[gshock1]

Week 2:


2 Team Teaser (6 points)
Saints -0.5
Lions -2
Risk (5.5 to Win 5)

This is a winner

[phillybadboy]

thanks for play

[dfberger23]

This thread sucks.

[gshock1]

This threa d sucks.

No way. Best thread around.

[Sports Scientist]

Teasing to -.5 is so stupid. Doesn't matter if you win; it's still stupid.


Good luck!

[ScottLocke]

Teasing to -.5 is so stupid. Doesn't matter if you win; it's still stupid. Good luck!

Agreed, the only teasers worth doing long term are 6 pointers where you are crossing both the 7 and the 3.

[boeing power]

Ssk is 0-4 on the year

Be careful tailing this guy

[raydog]

ssk, i have just 1 question.... how many actual ATS picks did you make last season? and dont say you dont remember or look in the threads...simple question...how many?

[BetterBizness]

ssk, i have just 1 question.... how many actual ATS picks did you make last season? and dont say you dont remember or look in the threads...simple question...how many?

i think about 12... but someone would have to care enough to go back into the threads to confirm....

[mstone897]

ssk, i have just 1 question.... how many actual ATS picks did you make last season? and dont say you dont remember or look in the threads...simple question...how many?

He gives shoddy info all over the place. Good luck getting this out of him.

On December 10th last year he claimed to be 13-6-1 ATS.
He also quoted himself as making 53 total plays.
In this thread he said he made over 100. So apparently in the last 4 weeks of the season and playoffs he made atleast 47 plays.

[ScottLocke]

He gives shoddy info all over the place. Good luck getting this out of him.

On December 10th last year he claimed to be 13-6-1 ATS.
He also quoted himself as making 53 total plays.
In this thread he said he made over 100. So apparently in the last 4 weeks of the season and playoffs he made atleast 47 plays.

Well he made a bunch of ATS plays at the beginning of last season and did horrendously. So he decided to reset his record and switch to MLs since then "him and the team have the same goal" "to win". And then when that went badly he reset his record again and switched to MLs, teasers, parlays and what not and went on a bit of a run. So of course that is the record he goes with.

[ssk13809]

Teasing to -.5 is so stupid. Doesn't matter if you win; it's still stupid.


Good luck!

How so?

[ssk13809]

Well he made a bunch of ATS plays at the beginning of last season and did horrendously. So he decided to reset his record and switch to MLs since then "him and the team have the same goal" "to win". And then when that went badly he reset his record again and switched to MLs, teasers, parlays and what not and went on a bit of a run. So of course that is the record he goes with.

lol this is BS. Ever since I started my OWN threads, I did not reset my record once. You know my own threads, where I actually display UNITs on the bets/put money on the games.You can read all my threads to confirm, no record resetting. Prior that were just suggestions and picks for contests.

[ssk13809]

Ssk is 0-4 on the year

Be careful tailing this guy

Are you serious or are you just saying this to piss me off? I am 0-1, and it was a TEASER.

What's my ATS record?
LOCK record?

Yeah that's what I thought. No one cares about parlay/teaser records dumbass.

[ssk13809]

i think about 12... but someone would have to care enough to go back into the threads to confirm....

LOL at 12

[ssk13809]

ssk, i have just 1 question.... how many actual ATS picks did you make last season? and dont say you dont remember or look in the threads...simple question...how many?

Are you mentally ill? What is your obsession with ATS? Like I post a teaser (-110) in this thread, and you start laughing at me because it's not ATS. Is ATS the only way one can win? Or you start telling me my teaser better not count on my ATS record. Well no sh*t, teaser is teaser, ATS is ATS, why would I mix those records?

With all that said, they call me the ATS ATM. That should say enough about my ATS skills.

[hawley]

Did you not make one ATS play in the opening round and only one play in total?

[ssk13809]

Did you not make one ATS play in the opening round and only one play in total?

Yes that is correct.

I keep it light in the 1st few weeks. I won't be in full God Mode till Week 5. Slowly will get better each week up till then. Should make my 1st ATS play next week.

[Cap dat 4ss]

How so?

jesus

[HoulihansTX]

What is the point of this thread?
Seems like a bunch of men bickering, and trolls galore.

[alexknyc]

What is the point of this thread?
Seems like a bunch of men bickering, and trolls galore.

AFAIC, this thread is for ssk to post his picks so I can fade them.

4-0 last week, baby!

[acarmelo1]

ssk is a Joke, he needs to start making 28 points teaser and risk millions of units not just 5.5

[BetWeather]

What is the point of this thread?

[Greyraptor]

What is the point of this thread?

That is what it has evolved into and rather quickly I might add. I don't know this guy, but those who do, don't seem to care much for his picks. I am one to just follow from a distance and give a guy a current season's worth of picks before making final judgement.

[boeing power]

0-4 is a tough start ssk

[Full Time Hobo]

How so?

[ssk13809]

AFAIC, this thread is for ssk to post his picks so I can fade them.

4-0 last week, baby!

How do you fade parlays?

And you mean fading my friends picks? Well guess what I won't be posting my partners picks (he can post them if he wants) so you are left here to fade someone who went 70% ATS last year and nearly tripled his bankroll. Good luck fading

[ssk13809]

That is what it has evolved into and rather quickly I might add. I don't know this guy, but those who do, don't seem to care much for his picks. I am one to just follow from a distance and give a guy a current season's worth of picks before making final judgement.

Only 0-1 so far this season (and that too on a teaser). Still undefeated ATS no matter which way you look at it.

[Sports Scientist]

How do you fade parlays?

And you mean fading my friends picks? Well guess what I won't be posting my partners picks (he can post them if he wants) so you are left here to fade someone who went 70% ATS last year and nearly tripled his bankroll. Good luck fading

Yeah, Im pretty sure no one believes any of that.