SSK's NBA Thread 2

[ssk13809]

Update:


Ok so now I'm at -37.2 for the thread.


It's okay it's okay.


Will continue to work my way back with teasers. Bad beats happen (I for one should know)

[ssk13809]

I guarantee a teaser sweep on Sunday

[Hanlidin]

I guarantee a teaser sweep on Sunday

Same guarantee you made on all your losing days???

[Hanlidin]

Update:


Ok so now I'm at -37.2 for the thread.


It's okay it's okay.


Will continue to work my way back with teasers. Bad beats happen (I for one should know)

Ur actually -137.2 units and like 35% ats record for 11-12 days of handicapping nba !!

[MartinBlank]

SSK 2011 NBA Update:

ATS 12-16 (42%)

Net Units: -137.2 Units

Consecutive Losing Nights: 5 and counting.

[FourLengthsClear]

I am awaiting today's picks with bated breath.

I suspect he will go for the Suns and the Heat.

[MartinBlank]

I am awaiting today's picks with bated breath.

I suspect he will go for the Suns and the Heat.

Yeah, he likes the Heat... A LOT.

Let's have a predict SSK's teaser contest.

First guy that hits it...I will give a few points to..

I think you hit Four----

I think the Heat/Suns is a pretty strong guess.

[BeatTheJerk]

SSK 2011 NBA Update:

ATS 12-16 (42%)

Net Units: -137.2 Units

Consecutive Losing Nights: 5 and counting.

Not a good start buddy.

[ssk13809]

I'll be in the double digit losses for sure by the end of today

[Full Time Hobo]

Teaser Guess:

Heat + Nuggets+Lakers

[ssk13809]

My teaser team is mad today after last night's losses. They really want to go big on teasers today. But I trust them with my life so it's okay.

[rfr3sh]

best thread ever
guy cannot fukkin win

[ssk13809]

I wanted to bet Miami, but my Teaser team like Boston. Whatever.



Start the morning with:

2 Team Teaser (5.5 points)
Lakers +7
Celtics +8
Risk 12 to Win 10




3 Team Teaser (8 Points)
Suns -1.5
Lakers +9.5
Thunder +10.5
Risk 24 to Win 20



5 Team Teaser (5 Points)
Celtics +7.5
Lakers +6.5
Thunder +7.5
Suns -4.5
Pistons +7
Risk 3 to Win 13.5

**************************************** *******************************
The Rest:



Grizzlies -2.5
Risk 6 to Win 5

Lakers +1.5
Risk 3.3 to Win 3


4 Team Parlay
Grizzlies -2.5 (-120)
Clippers -2
Heat -2.5
Lakers +1.5
Risk 3.4 to Win 40

[ssk13809]

See when I win a leg on my teaser, it's such an easy win. Celtics covering by 21 points heading to the 4th.

Gonna try to make extra money out of this.

Head -3.5 4Q
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

[ssk13809]

Gonna try to make extra money out of this.

Head -3.5 4Q
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

This is why they call me the best NBA Handicapper

[Hanlidin]

This is why they call me the best NBA Handicapper

Yeah the "best nba handicappper" is -137 units, and 42% ats within 11-12 days

[ssk13809]

Adding a couple more bets


Clippers -2
Risk 5.5 to Win 5

2 Team 1st Half Parlay
Clippers -1/Grizzlies -1.5
Risk 2

[MartinBlank]

This is why they call me the best NBA Handicapper

Yeah, but sparky.

You lost 3.4 on your parlay.

So you are already down.

[rfr3sh]

Loool lakers could bury you

[LChruscial85]

SSK could be done after today.....Lakers crapped the bed

[LChruscial85]

Gotta stop those guarantees, like I said yesterday, you are settin yourself up for disaster, and you did it AGAIN today

[rfr3sh]

Burried x2

[Grits n' Gravy]

wow! this kid sucks. soon to be appearing in tj at the donkey show, ssk and his talking dog.

[DrStale]

This is why they call me the best NBA Handicapper

The best NBA handicapper just lost 8 million units because he put the Lakers in every bet he made.

[MartinBlank]

SSK lost 3 more teasers.

That makes him 0-5 on Teasers in the last 2 days.

This kid is officially the worst capper SBR has ever witnessed.

Losing like this is not easy to do. Hell, flip a coin, and you will have a higher winning %.

Update:

2 Team Teaser LOST 12 Units
3 Team Teaser LOST 24 Units
5 Team Teaser LOST 5 Units
Lakers ATS LOST 3.3 Units
4 Team Parlay LOST 3.4 Units

Total LOST TODAY: -47.8 Units

Total LOST IN THIS THREAD -85 Units
TOTAL LOST IN 2011 NBA THREADS -185 UNITS.

[FourLengthsClear]

You, quite literally, could not make this stuff up.
What a train wreck.

[MartinBlank]

You, quite literally, could not make this stuff up.
What a train wreck.

This has to be the singular worst capper on SBR.

He has 6 straight losing nights---6!

He lost 85 units (and still more coming) in 3 days.

[ssk13809]

This has to be the singular worst capper on SBR.

He has 6 straight losing nights---6!

Just wanted to make a quick comment.


Excuse me?
You could make a case for worst NBA Capper (though thats not even 1% true), but worst capper? Considering I'm POSITIVE in the total units of plays I've posted on SBR (NFL made around 200 profit). How can you say someone who has won more units than he has lost is the worst capper?

Sorry just wanted to point out the extreme stupidity. Maybe you forgot to type "NBA" somewhere in the sentence. Either way, stupid.


Oh and I've had over 6 straight WEEKS of winning in the NFL. Compare that to 6 days of losing in the NBA.








Ok now that's cleared up, I can go back to jumping off the bridge

[DrStale]

Ok now that's cleared up, I can go back to jumping off the bridge

Try not to land on anybody.

[MartinBlank]

Just wanted to make a quick comment.


Excuse me?
You could make a case for worst NBA Capper (though thats not even 1% true), but worst capper? Considering I'm POSITIVE in the total units of plays I've posted on SBR (NFL made around 200 profit). How can you say someone who has won more units than he has lost is the worst capper?

Sorry just wanted to point out the extreme stupidity. Maybe you forgot to type "NBA" somewhere in the sentence. Either way, stupid.


Oh and I've had over 6 straight WEEKS of winning in the NFL. Compare that to 6 days of losing in the NBA.








Ok now that's cleared up, I can go back to jumping off the bridge

I am going to make a guarantee.

After you bust out completely---and you will. You will start NBA thread #3.

And you will go bust in that thread. And so on, and so on, and so on.

You are a 40% ATS capper in the NBA.

You lost 5 straight teasers--- you can't even win a single freakin 2 team teaser.

[ElCapitan]

Ugh. Grizzles 1H parlay down.

[MartinBlank]

Not that this is shocking...

But SSK just dropped another 2 units on his halftime parlay.

That brings today's mind numbing total to -49.8 units.

This thread's total is -87 Units

His 2011 NBA total is -187 units.

Where's Philly at? SSK sure could use a friend right about now.

[Doc JS]

Not that this is shocking...

But SSK just dropped another 2 units on his halftime parlay.

That brings today's mind numbing total to -49.8 units.

This thread's total is -87 Units

His 2011 NBA total is -187 units.

Where's Philly at? SSK sure could use a friend right about now.

Damn...that's a more than a little red ink...and he said his units were greater than $1000 per unit...LoL

maybe ssk should listen to his talking dog! or if the dog is the one giving him the picks, he should shoot him!!!

Doc

[MJFtheGenius]

Wow he lost every single bet he made today

[MJFtheGenius]

SSK you dont even bet these games

you have probably never placed a bet in your life