SSK's NBA Thread 2

[MartinBlank]

Wow he lost every single bet he made today

That's what I am saying.

He lost 185 Units------185 units in less than 2 weeks.

I have not seen anyone lose like that. The moment he started patting himself on the back------He lost.

It is one of the greatest mush acts of all-time.

[MartinBlank]

SSK you dont even bet these games

you have probably never placed a bet in your life

Exactly.

He is clearly an amateur.

There is a thread on the board---where SSK asks which book to use.

Here is the link: (It is post #232).

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sportsbooks-industry/932470-sportsbook-com-has-disabled-my-account-25-000-balance-after-winning-sb-parlays-p7.html

And here is his quote:

So all I want to know is which SportsBook to use to AVOID issues like this

[MartinBlank]

Update:

2 Team Teaser LOST 12 Units
3 Team Teaser LOST 24 Units
5 Team Teaser LOST 5 Units
Lakers ATS LOST 3.3 Units
4 Team Parlay LOST 3.4 Units
2 Team Half Parlay LOST 2 units
Clippers ATS LOST 5.5 units

Total LOST TODAY: -55.2 Units

Total LOST IN THIS THREAD -92.2 Units
TOTAL LOST IN 2011 NBA THREADS -192.2 UNITS.

Some other great SSK stats:

ATS 12-19 38%
Teaser Record 2-5 28%
Round Robin Parlay Record 0% (ZERO)
Money Line Parlay Record 0% (ZERO)

[big0mar]

Congrats to all those tailing SSK

[Doc JS]

I guarantee a teaser sweep on Sunday

well, ssk...you were right...it was a clean sweep!

Every damn one of them lost!

Doc

[Hanlidin]

Actually, I've been fading Ssk in nba for about 2-3 weeks now, and quite honestly I've made about 350 units... I've egged him on so he can keep posting his plays so i could fade them, you guys should have done it too. I hope he really does make a 3rd nba thread and start over with another "100" units rofl.

[MartinBlank]

Actually, I've been fading Ssk in nba for about 2-3 weeks now, and quite honestly I've made about 350 units... I've egged him on so he can keep posting his plays so i could fade them, you guys should have done it too. I hope he really does make a 3rd nba thread and start over with another "100" units rofl.

Oh, he's going to.

Guaranteed.

And every single losing night is the same pattern of bets. These goofy teasers and parlays. He doesn't know or understand the first thing about betting.

And I usually am able to chide him into pushing all-in. He got lucky last night, Sacramento had a wide open three that would have ended him last night, but they missed it.

[Full Time Hobo]

Actually, I've been fading Ssk in nba for about 2-3 weeks now, and quite honestly I've made about 350 units... I've egged him on so he can keep posting his plays so i could fade them, you guys should have done it too. I hope he really does make a 3rd nba thread and start over with another "100" units rofl.

Wish I thought of this but in the crazy instance that he may have hit a comeback I might have been boned.
Probably followed this kids picks once back in the NFL because I agreed with some of his plays.
NBA I know nothing about and rarely play. This is one of my favorite threads on SBR because of the entertainment factor.



This has got to be Brock Lander's son.
He just keeps coming back with his 70% records that are complete BS.
Rubber Band Plays = SSK's LOCKS

[MartinBlank]

Wish I thought of this but in the crazy instance that he may have hit a comeback I might have been boned.
Probably followed this kids picks once back in the NFL because I agreed with some of his plays.
NBA I know nothing about and rarely play. This is one of my favorite threads on SBR because of the entertainment factor.



This has got to be Brock Lander's son.
He just keeps coming back with his 70% records that are complete BS.
Rubber Band Plays = SSK's LOCKS

SSK can still hit 65%.

All he has to do is hit his next 24 ATS wagers in a row.

[Full Time Hobo]

I feel bad for you SSK.
Too bad youre eating your words.
Fire some of your teams. At least get rid of your MM team.
Hire a meal team to figure out how you can afford food with your money situation.
Hire a rent team to get something together so you aren't put on the streets.
Reevaluate your teaser team.
Or maybe just quit NBA since its kicking your ass.

[MJFtheGenius]

Is he finally gone?

[MartinBlank]

Is he finally gone?

I doubt it.

He will be back tomorrow with a parlay of his remaining units 5 units.

Just watch.

[Doc JS]

Agree with Martin.

He will be back as ssk...or a ghost!

But either way, he'll be back. Garon-fvcking-teed!!

Doc

[nyed1010]

Hello SBR, this is the CEO of SSK Global. After today's disaster, we have informed SSK that he has been relieved of his duties and will no longer be a part of this company. Originally, we were ready to discuss his future with SSK Global in a board meeting tomorrow morning, but today's results have changed our agenda. We would like to thank all of the posters for the support and constructive criticism presented in all of SSK's threads. As promised, we will make the suicide team, heimlich teams, hospital teams, and various other teams available to SSK upon his wishes. Any future SSK threads will be of SSK's discretion and SSK Global will be of zero association with these threads.

[Full Time Hobo]

[MartinBlank]

Oh, more SSK data.

SSK placed 9 wagers yesterday.

He lost 8.

1-8.

[LChruscial85]

That's gotta be the worst capping performance I have ever seen. less than 3 weeks almost dropping 200 units...WOW

[hitman09]

what's wrong to all ssk picks? They are just crap and bs. I think somebody else using this nickname and cheat us!

[MartinBlank]

Nyed is right.

SSK has been fired from SSK Global.

I just got a PM---The Board of Directors has fired the Teaser Team, the ATS Team, The Money Line Parlay Team, and the Round Robin Parlay team.

ZBOIZ, JJGold and Fishhead have taken over operations of SSK. Stay Tuned for Z's pick later on today.

[gryfyn1]

Nyed is right.

SSK has been fired from SSK Global.

I just got a PM---The Board of Directors has fired the Teaser Team, the ATS Team, The Money Line Parlay Team, and the Round Robin Parlay team.

ZBOIZ, JJGold and Fishhead have taken over operations of SSK. Stay Tuned for Z's pick later on today.

But they kept the money management team?

[gryfyn1]

Exactly.

He is clearly an amateur.

There is a thread on the board---where SSK asks which book to use.

Here is the link: (It is post #232).

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sportsbooks-industry/932470-sportsbook-com-has-disabled-my-account-25-000-balance-after-winning-sb-parlays-p7.html

And here is his quote:

maybe he needs to hire a "sportsbook deposit team"

[Full Time Hobo]

Maybe he was dropping hundreds of thousands with his local?

[MartinBlank]

Hey, this video just came in. SSK Zoolander took the Team out for some Orange Mocha Frappacinos

[Hanlidin]

I think SSK is going to come back and actually say he's been hacked for the past few weeks, and those picks are not from him... and that'll be his excuse for starting over a 3rd thread.. ROFL!!!

[MartinBlank]

I think SSK is going to come back and actually say he's been hacked for the past few weeks, and those picks are not from him... and that'll be his excuse for starting over a 3rd thread.. ROFL!!!

Which tool did that? I remember someone else doing that.

I can't believe he would leave. Although to be honest---No one has lost 185 units in any pick thread in such a short time that I know of. That is insane.

[big0mar]

Already has a new thread set up guys:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/943171-33-6-past-2-months-without-chasing-losses.html

[ttrace35]

Wow. Is this guy ever gonna run out of ip's?

[MartinBlank]

Wow. Is this guy ever gonna run out of ip's?

I was wondering the same friggin thing.

[GoCougs!]

I hope he hasn't left for good.
This crap is too entertaining.
The last week has been some of the worst capping I have ever seen.

[MartinBlank]

I hope he hasn't left for good.
This crap is too entertaining.
The last week has been some of the worst capping I have ever seen.

It's looking bad. I think he may be gonzo.

[big0mar]

Guys was probably fading himself elsewhere and is cashing in there

[MartinBlank]

Guys was probably fading himself elsewhere and is cashing in there

Hey Omar...Remember SP3434?

He was posting again as Cap Dees 70, and I noticed he was busted and now banned again.

Jay Schapp just doesn't stop.

[big0mar]

Hey Omar...Remember SP3434?

He was posting again as Cap Dees 70, and I noticed he was busted and now banned again.

Jay Schapp just doesn't stop.

Guy is probably posting under 20 different aliases

At some point one of them hits an heater, and considering all the talk the guy does, people actually buy into the whole act

[BeatTheJerk]

[BeatTheJerk]

A tribute to your whole NBA season thusfar. Enjoy ..............