SSK's NBA Thread 2

[Hanlidin]

Ssk , I thought u said YOU are the best nba handicappper, and you hit 65% ats, so why are you only playing teaser from now on?? So even if you win 100% of your teaser from this moment on and win 1000000 units, that just means that your TEAM made those picks and won those units not yourself, bc you only pick ats and ml.. ROFL!!!

[MartinBlank]

Ssk , I thought u said YOU are the best nba handicappper, and you hit 65% ats, so why are you only playing teaser from now on?? So even if you win 100% of your teaser from this moment on and win 1000000 units, that just means that your TEAM made those picks and won those units not yourself, bc you only pick ats and ml.. ROFL!!!

If I had to guess---it is probably his 11-16 ATS record (40%).

[ssk13809]

Oh, I have a question.

If you honestly believed your teasers are your meal ticket, why make guarantees about your ATS record?

Why make guarantees about having a winning night last night?

Why not just create a thread--and ONLY make teaser plays? What's with all the other bullshit? (ML parlays that never hit, Round Robin parlays that never hit...etc)

You always fail to mention that you have yet to win a single ML parlay---and last night you were laying heavy chalk with the Clippers and the Grizzlies, and still---you lost.

Okay you know the Grizzlies was just a bad beat. Come on now.

And I've always said ATS AND Teasers are my biggest strengths. ATS I've lost close many times. Okay. But teasers have always been my most consistent.



Though if I did create a thread titled "SSK's NBA Teasers..." you would have nothing to say. No more posting my ATS record or all those units I lost.

[ssk13809]

Ssk , I thought u said YOU are the best nba handicappper, and you hit 65% ats, so why are you only playing teaser from now on?? So even if you win 100% of your teaser from this moment on and win 1000000 units, that just means that your TEAM made those picks and won those units not yourself, bc you only pick ats and ml.. ROFL!!!

I'm part of the team

[ssk13809]

Not completely giving up on ATS

Mavericks -1
Risk 5.5 to Win 5


And my Half Team which is relatively new still should get chances:

Mavericks pk (Half)
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

2 Team Parlay (Halves)
Hornets +1.5/Atlanta -4
Risk 2

[BeatTheJerk]

I'm part of the gay charade team.

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[obamaismyuncle]

this thread is a riot

[ssk13809]

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).


Have arrived here in New Orleans with my Teaser Team to ensure that the Hornets will also cover. Like I said, let's get this done.

[Hanlidin]

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).


Have arrived here in New Orleans with my Teaser Team to ensure that the Hornets will also cover. Like I said, let's get this done.

you're still NEGATIVE 125+ units didn't you make a guarantee that you'll be positive by MID February ???

[ssk13809]

Yeah let's see how long the "negatives" hold up with a 70% Long-Term Teaser Rate coming at it with full force (At least 25 units/day on Teasers)

I like where this is headed

[ChileCheese]

Hey buddy,
Me again.
Just to let you know... NBA teasers are a losing proposition long term. The juice associated with buy 4-7 points is too much for how little those points are worth in the NBA.

[FourLengthsClear]

Yeah let's see how long the "negatives" hold up with a 70% Long-Term Teaser Rate coming at it with full force (At least 25 units/day on Teasers)

I like where this is headed

If you believe you are going to erase your deficit with teasers, you are seriously deluded. You are even more deluded if you think that teasing through zero is in anyway smart.

You have done well in the short-term with this type of bet, let's see how it goes over the next week or two.

[Hanlidin]

Yeah let's see how long the "negatives" hold up with a 70% Long-Term Teaser Rate coming at it with full force (At least 25 units/day on Teasers)

I like where this is headed

Isn't that what u said last time when u went all in with ur teaser for 37 units and BOtH ur leg lost???

[ssk13809]

Isn't that what u said last time when u went all in with ur teaser for 37 units and BOtH ur leg lost???

No I never said that and I was chasing then. That wasn't from my teaser team. I added that teaser after I lost many bets the same night so obviously I was never strong on that teaser to begin with. Otherwise, I would have posted it at the beginning before losing all my bets. Like normal, or like today. That was a chase from my chasing team.


So tell me when my actual Teasers from my Teaser Team struggle. Not my last minute chasing teasers I add even though I obviously was not that confident on them since I didn't post them at the beginning.

[ssk13809]

Hey buddy,
Me again.
Just to let you know... NBA teasers are a losing proposition long term. The juice associated with buy 4-7 points is too much for how little those points are worth in the NBA.

Yeah thats what I was thinking too. But whatever my Teaser Team keeps winning I'll play big on them.

[ssk13809]

If you believe you are going to erase your deficit with teasers, you are seriously deluded. You are even more deluded if you think that teasing through zero is in anyway smart.

You have done well in the short-term with this type of bet, let's see how it goes over the next week or two.

Teasing through 0? Pretty sure almost all my teaser bets don't go through 0.

It's already been estimated my teasers in the NFL hit 65% Long-Term EV value. NBA the estimates are around that same rate at -110 long-term. So slightly worse.

Key word, "Long-Term"

[nyed1010]

hey guys, I just want to clear something up about the chase and teaser team. I'm the vice-president of SSK global and a large part of my duties is to to overlook the teaser and chase teams because they involve high-risk transactions and assessments. After our dreadful first NBA thread, I gathered an investigation team to figure out what the problem was between SSK and the teaser/chase teams that led to losing over a 100 units. We uncovered that many individuals of those aforementioned teams were unhappy with their dental coverage they were receiving from SSK Global. Due to this discontent, they would use a magic 8-Ball to choose teams for these teasers and big chase picks, instead of using our proprietary statistic/heretics analysis to make our picks. These members have been let go and have been replaced with new highly qualified members. In addition, we have also added the suicide team, Greenland team, lebowski team, hospital team, playboy team, overdose team, and heimlich team. These teams have been assembled in the likely scenario that SSK goes bust again.

[ssk13809]

hey guys, I just want to clear something up about the chase and teaser team. I'm the vice-president of SSK global and a large part of my duties is to to overlook the teaser and chase teams because they involve high-risk transactions and assessments. After our dreadful first NBA thread, I gathered an investigation team to figure out what the problem was between SSK and the teaser/chase teams that led to losing over a 100 units. We uncovered that many individuals of those aforementioned teams were unhappy with their dental coverage they were receiving from SSK Global. Due to this discontent, they would use a magic 8-Ball to choose teams for these teasers and big chase picks, instead of using our proprietary statistic/heretics analysis to make our picks. These members have been let go and have been replaced with new highly qualified members. In addition, we have also added the suicide team, Greenland team, lebowski team, hospital team, playboy team, overdose team, and heimlich team. These teams have been assembled in the likely scenario that SSK goes bust again.

But, you probably meant my "parlay" team not "teaser". Because teaser team has just been winning all along.

[ssk13809]

Just checking from my Iphone in New Orleans

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).

Bobcats tie it up down 20 and now take the lead

I always jinx myself

[ssk13809]

Just some updates from my boys in Atlanta:



lol Hawks shooting 1/17 shooting in the 4th Quarter


Crawford airballing a wide open 3

[ssk13809]

Just made some threatning calls to the guys Reffing the game in Atlanta during the timeout

[ssk13809]

I hope I don't lose in the last second again

[ssk13809]

Jackson with a buzzer-beater. Game over


Unbelievable. Every F*ucking day I lose like this.




Calling up my chase team

[DrStale]

Your big teaser lost. I think I speak for everyone when I express my shock and amazement that such a thing would happen.

[MartinBlank]

I think this settles the issue once and for all.

The kid is a loser.

Everything he touches in the NBA turns to crap.

2 Team Teaser. Risking 27.5 Units LOSS -27.5 Units.

To date: -153.1 Units.

[MartinBlank]

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).


Have arrived here in New Orleans with my Teaser Team to ensure that the Hornets will also cover. Like I said, let's get this done.

How's this turn out for you?

Update:

SSK NBA 2011 Net Units -153.1 Units.

[ssk13809]

I think this settles the issue once and for all.

The kid is a loser.

Everything he touches in the NBA turns to crap.

2 Team Teaser. Risking 27.5 Units LOSS -27.5 Units.

To date: -153.1 Units.

Bro I've been losing through comebacks and buzzer-beaters everyday.

Honestly, EVERYDAY


I can't recall once I didn't lose like that. (Except when I didn't lose at all). When have I ever WON like that?





I just knew Stephen Jackson was going to hit a buzzer-beater sinking me once again

[MartinBlank]

Jackson with a buzzer-beater. Game over


Unbelievable. Every F*ucking day I lose like this.




Calling up my chase team

Yeah, because that always works out so well for you.

Oh, and by the way. You don't have that many units left.

[MartinBlank]

Bro I've been losing through comebacks and buzzer-beaters everyday.

Honestly, EVERYDAY


I can't recall once I didn't lose like that. (Except when I didn't lose at all). When have I ever WON like that?

I just knew Stephen Jackson was going to hit a buzzer-beater sinking me once again

This is what you don't understand.

So what? It does not matter if you get close-----for cripes sake, you bought points (with the Teaser) and still lost.

There is no close in gambling. Get over it.

[ssk13809]

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).


Have arrived here in New Orleans with my Teaser Team to ensure that the Hornets will also cover. Like I said, let's get this done.

What the F*uck am I doing here in New Orleans? Yeah the Hornets are covering up 16 points at half time in my teaser.

But it doesn't even F*ucking matter.



I'm out of this game.

[nyed1010]

SSK, we will be holding a board meeting Monday morning to discuss your future employment with SSK Global. It's in your best interest to be present for this meeting.

[Doc JS]

Just made some threatning calls to the guys Reffing the game in Atlanta during the timeout

Did they take your call during the timeout???

Really???

Seriously???

[ssk13809]

This is what you don't understand.

So what? It does not matter if you get close-----for cripes sake, you bought points (with the Teaser) and still lost.

There is no close in gambling. Get over it.

I'm pretty sure you said you LOSE and WIN close ones. And they cancel out.





Hawks had that cover for about 75-85% of the game

[MartinBlank]

Did they take your call during the timeout???

Really???

Seriously???

If they did----it would appear they laughed at him. As do we.

SSK 2011 NBA Net Units -153.1 Units

[MartinBlank]

I'm pretty sure you said you LOSE and WIN close ones. And they cancel out.




Hawks had that cover for about 75-85% of the game

You did get lucky.

Your Nets teaser covered by .5 after the Knicks missed a FT.

See----tonight, you lost a close one, and won a close one. The problem tonight was---you made a dumb bet.