even if he loses, he keeps his thread entertaing, and he keeps it real
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I guarantee I will have a winning day todayComment -
It's stupid shit like this that causes you to have "haters." You cannot guarantee this, ESPECIALLY considering how well you've done thus far, and yet you say it, despite having said before that this thread is for "picks only"
You already damaged your credibility pretty heavily by starting a new thread after tanking in your first one (and that "psychological" stuff is just weak). If you were a real gambler you would be able to roll with the punches. If everyone did what you did keeping accurate records would be impossible.Originally posted by Dark HorseComment -
What are your plays tonight SSK?Comment -
1st of all, I've had more winning days than losing, so guaranteeing a "winning day" is a probable event. It's because of CHASING I'm down, not winning or losing.
It's stupid shit like this that causes you to have "haters." You cannot guarantee this, ESPECIALLY considering how well you've done thus far, and yet you say it, despite having said before that this thread is for "picks only"
You already damaged your credibility pretty heavily by starting a new thread after tanking in your first one (and that "psychological" stuff is just weak). If you were a real gambler you would be able to roll with the punches. If everyone did what you did keeping accurate records would be impossible.
And I said all that stuff like "Plays only" when this thread was in the NBA Forum. Mods moved it out. All bets off. I was hoping I would keep it "Plays only" and the haters would stay away, so I made it in the NBA Forum. Haters didn't stay away, Mods moved it out of NBA Forum, and now don't expect me to keep keep cool either.
And btw my 1st thread was closed. I didn't just run away.Comment -
Guys after some deep discussion, my LOCK team said "No Locks" today.
Anyways
My ATS plays:
Grizzlies -5
Risk 7.7 to Win 7
Clippers -4
Risk 7.7 To Win 7
My Teaser Plays:
3 Team Teaser (8 Points)
Hornets +17
Heat -0.5
Pacers -2
Risk 6 to Win 5
My Parlay Team Plays:
3 Team ML Parlay
Bobcats ML
Grizzlies ML
Clippers ML
Risk 5
4 Team Round Robin of 3s
Blazers -3
Lakes -3
Grizzlies -5
Clippers -4
Risk 6 total
My Half Teams Plays:
Clippers -2.5
Risks 2.2 to Win 2
Grizzlies -2.5
Risk 2.2 to Win 2
Clippers/Grizzlies Parlay
-2.5 1H each
Risk 2
Yes putting a lot on the Grizzlies and Clippers today. Also, a lot on my Parlay Team. I know this might be a bad idea.Comment -
A winning night would be great. I have decided to not play any NBA plays until later in the season, or just the playoffs.Comment -
This is not looking good. Overall all the teams I have "bet" or have included in my plays, I'm doing good. But the 2 teams, I put the most on, are not. In fact, if they lose, everything loses.
Clippers losing to the Cavaliers
I didn't know Mo Williams was playing!
And Memphis starts the 3rd on a 2-16 run
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Update:
First Half Plays -2.2 Units
ML Parlay -5 Units
3 Team Teaser +5 units
ATS Clippers -4 -7.7 units
ATS Grizzles -5 -7.7 units
RR Parlay -6 units
For the night -23.6 units.
ATS record 0-2Comment -
I've had a lot of bad beats, but this might be the worst.
Clippers losing to the Cavs It just HAD to end today right? I bet against Cavs?
I didn't even know Mo Williams was playing
And Grizzlies vs. Bucks?
1st, with line -5, Grizzlies up 5 with 20 seconds left. Conley misses both FTs (76% Career).
Okay that's fine.
Grizzlies up 6 (-5 is the line), with 5 seconds left, Jennings hits a buzzer-beater 3 pointer.
I NEVER win the close ones. This is unbelieavable.Comment -
Update:
SSK 2011 NBA Record.
ATS: 11-16 (40%)
Net Units: -125.6 UnitsComment -
You did win a close game.
You got lucky in the first half of the Milwaukee/Memphis game.
Otherwise, you would be down another even more.Comment -
I'm talking about full ATS 5+ unit bets, not 2 unit Half time bets. And I lost one just as close back (or even closer actually)
Look at how my Teasers covered.
+23
+13.5
+10
Not even close.
What's my ATS record on games decided between 3 points or less, 1-10 now?
This is why I always win teasers. Because making it close = win .Comment -
That's it guys. The trend is clear, and it's been clear all season, even from my 1st -100 unit thread.
I lose the parlays
MLs are okay
I lose the ATS close all the time. Close and consisting of bad beats. We saw it happen again with Jennings 3 at the buzzer.
And I win the teasers (2-0 on Teasers in this thread as well, and hit most of them in the other thread)
I'm just going to leave it to Teasers to bring me back. Enough is enough. I'll be fully dependent on my Teaser Team. I'm tired of these close ATS losses.Comment -
So yes from on now, Teasers from my Teaser Team ONLY.
And I will bet BIG on them.
Say whatever you want on that decision, but you'll be hard pressed to find a day my teaser team had a bad day. In fact, I'd say at most 1-2 out of 15 days they lost me money.
I need a comeback, then I will have to trust something that consistent to be able to comeback.Comment -
Great stuff, Marty!!
I...for one....appreciate your efforts!! I'm well aware of the time you put in to help make sure these records stay current and posted!!
SSK & I go way back to his NFL threads. I took a few liberties with some very funny insults and he took offense. In hindsight....the infractions were well worth it!!
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I've had a lot of bad beats, but this might be the worst.
Clippers losing to the Cavs It just HAD to end today right? I bet against Cavs?
I didn't even know Mo Williams was playing
And Grizzlies vs. Bucks?
1st, with line -5, Grizzlies up 5 with 20 seconds left. Conley misses both FTs (76% Career).
Okay that's fine.
Grizzlies up 6 (-5 is the line), with 5 seconds left, Jennings hits a buzzer-beater 3 pointer.
I NEVER win the close ones. This is unbelieavable.
Why can't you see how big of a dope you are? Everybody else does.Comment -
Actually the reason I was quoting it was this line.......
"All I can say is no one in this NBA forum is going to have as much success as me from today on."
Since you typed those words, you have made 11 wagers.
You have lost 9 of them.
Since you typed those words, you are 0-3 ATS and you have lost 29.9 units on ATS games alone.
Again, I am not going to get into a pissing war of words with you--because you run to the mods right away.
But I am going to post your record for everyone to see.Comment -
Lol u suck dudeComment -
Whatever. Losing is done with. I'm only playing Teasers from my Teaser Team.
I'd love for anyone to quote the record on my teasers. 2-0 in this thread as well, and won pretty much all of them in my last thread.
I dominated teasers in the NFL as well. Teasers are a big strength of mine and my most consistent winners.
There is nothing that can stop me from winning right now. Even all the "Past Results" you guys like to use indicate that I will win if I play teasers and only teasers.
It's Comeback time.Comment -
Here's the thing.
You keep changing the line.
You started an NBA thread making ATS guarantees of 65%----and you are barely at 40%
You kept telling the board that you are the best NBA 'capper on this site---yet, there have been 4 instances when you weren't even aware of what players were playing---a perfect example is tonight's Cavs game.
You guaranteed a winning day today---and lost 25 units.
In fact, going back to your last thread---you now have 4 losing nights in the NBA in a row.
Now you tell us---ignore all that---and just focus on your teasers. Take all of that into your head---and tell us----can you understand why everyone gives you crap now?
You make excuse after excuse, you have lost 9 of 11 wagers in the last 24 hours!Comment -
you have become an awesome fade son...better get on the wire with the "teams" you got working and ask them to use a different coin from now on...its people like you that we love to see lose...and you dont disappointComment -
Say whatever you want, I was wrong everywhere, but I was not wrong in teasers. IN fact, from the start I've been saying my 2 biggest strengths are ATS and Teasers. My teasers from my Teaser Team have consistently made me a winner. Day in day out. Even the last 2 days, the 2 wagers I won were both teasers. 2/2 on Teasers.
Bottomline, Teasers have kept hitting for me. And will continue to do so. And by them I will be able to comeback.
Sorry, but if you want to use my horrible past results to predict my future with teasers, you will see the future is very bright.Comment -
SSK, I have to ask.
What's with the "TEAM" nonsense? It hasn't been funny since the moment you posted it, and I am not sure if you are trying really hard to be funny (if you are, it ain't working), or if you really are trying hard to get yourself a following.
I don't understand why you are still using the schtick. It never worked.Comment