SSK's NBA Thread 2

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

SSK, I have to ask.

What's with the "TEAM" nonsense? It hasn't been funny since the moment you posted it, and I am not sure if you are trying really hard to be funny (if you are, it ain't working), or if you really are trying hard to get yourself a following.

I don't understand why you are still using the schtick. It never worked.

I'm saying it because it's true. You know like you call your friends by their name, because it's their name. The same way I say Teaser Team to represent the team who picks my teasers.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 01:43 AM

Alrite Teaser Team has given me a play

2 Team Teaser (5 Points)
Hawks -1.5
Hornets +8
Risk 27.5 to Win 25

More will be posted later. Remember my teasers hit 70+% long-term.

**hitman09** · 02-12-11, 01:50 AM

Good luck and thank you for your picks ssk.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 02-12-11, 01:51 AM

ssk = still shitty kappin (sic)

**BetterBizness** · 02-12-11, 02:23 AM

Go get em SSK... You da man! COMEBACK TIME!!!!

**nyed1010** · 02-12-11, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Update:

First Half Plays -2.2 Units

ML Parlay -5 Units

3 Team Teaser +5 units

ATS Clippers -4 -7.7 units

ATS Grizzles -5 -7.7 units

RR Parlay -6 units

For the night -23.6 units.

ATS record 0-2

I second what opie said. Nice job with the updates. Here's five points for the good work.

**GoCougs!** · 02-12-11, 09:34 AM

Here we go again.
Too many bets.

**rfr3sh** · 02-12-11, 10:10 AM

Chase much

**Binhduong** · 02-12-11, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Alrite Teaser Team has given me a play

2 Team Teaser (5 Points)
Hawks -1.5
Hornets +8
Risk 27.5 to Win 25

More will be posted later. Remember my teasers hit 70+% long-term.

Always Love your teaser!!!

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 10:41 AM

I think we should rename SSK "The Black Knight"

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Binhduong

Always Love your teaser!!!

Well yeah, I looked backed, and if I counted right, the Teasers from my Teaser Team (In other words, Teasers I didn't post later in the night to CHASE or they were just part of a big hedge bet), I went 7-3 in the other thread (Not official, but I counted through once), and so far am 2-0 in this thread.

Who wouldn't love my teasers?

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by rfr3sh

Chase much

Not really...Chasing is more lost a couple of plays, and on the same day go big or All-In like I've done before.

I'm putting 25 on the Teaser becase well, 1st of all it's my only bet, 2nd I've done great at teasers.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 11:24 AM

Another teaser

3 Team Teaser (8 Points)
Mavericks +7
TimberWolves +12.5
Nets +10.5
Risk 12 to Win 10

**DrStale** · 02-12-11, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I guarantee I will have a winning day today

Hey, remember when you said this ridiculous thing and then I called you out on it for how ridiculous it was and then you got your ass handed to you? That was funny.

So what happens when your teasers fall apart? ML parlays? Seems so weird to me that the most elite NBA capper in SBR could not pick the right side of a game if his life depended on it.

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-12-11, 11:51 AM

I think you were better off hanging out with your talking dog in Greenland.
15 minutes is not enough to put into capping obviously considering you don't always know that key people are going to play.
And quit blindly tailing your supposed teams. You're going to be broke if not already.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

Hey, remember when you said this ridiculous thing and then I called you out on it for how ridiculous it was and then you got your ass handed to you? That was funny.

So what happens when your teasers fall apart? ML parlays? Seems so weird to me that the most elite NBA capper in SBR could not pick the right side of a game if his
life depended on it.

My teasers fall?

Even with all this losing my teasers have been winning. 2-0 in this thread and 9-3 overall. LMAO at my side teasers falling

Teasers are my most consistent source of winnings

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

I think you were better off hanging out with your talking dog in Greenland.
15 minutes is not enough to put into capping obviously considering you don't always know that key people are going to play.
And quit blindly tailing your supposed teams. You're going to be broke if not already.

Did u not hear me? I'm playing only teasers now. You know I dominated them in the NFL and have continued to do so in the NBA.

Why should there any doubts I will continue to dominate?

**DrStale** · 02-12-11, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

My teasers fall?

Even with all this losing my teasers have been winning. 2-0 in this thread and 9-3 overall. LMAO at my side teasers falling

Teasers are my most consistent source of winnings

Oh man I didn't realize you had amassed a whopping 12 wagers in this category. Clearly that is a huge sample size. There is no way you could possibly regress to 50% at this rate.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

Oh man I didn't realize you had amassed a whopping 12 wagers in this category. Clearly that is a huge sample size. There is no way you could possibly regress to 50% at this rate.

I dominated them in the NFL too documented. and over the years they have been the most consistent winners for me, and that's a big sample size

**ttrace35** · 02-12-11, 01:05 PM

If everybody ignored this clown, he would go away. I'm done. Ignore button for ssk.

**DrStale** · 02-12-11, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I dominated them in the NFL too documented. and over the years they have been the most consistent winners for me, and that's a big sample size

You're right, NFL is the same as NBA. And clearly you couldnt be embellishing or outright lying on the internet, that would be preposterous.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by ttrace35

If everybody ignored this clown, he would go away. I'm done. Ignore button for ssk.

I would love that. Why do u think I made this thread in the NBA Forum? So I can just post my plays, and the mods will delete all the hater posts. So I really really want you guys to stay away. Please do that for me.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

You're right, NFL is the same as NBA. And clearly you couldnt be embellishing or outright lying on the internet, that would be preposterous.

Well so far all my documented teaser plays on SBR have been a hit. Can't lie about that. What can I say, my teaser team is gold

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-12-11, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Did u not hear me? I'm playing only teasers now. You know I dominated them in the NFL and have continued to do so in the NBA.

Why should there any doubts I will continue to dominate?

Just like you told us you will listen to your "Money Management" and then repeatedly pushed all in

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Just like you told us you will listen to your "Money Management" and then repeatedly pushed all in

Oh, it gets better.

SSK sent me a PM---blaming me for his losses. I didn't realize I controlled the world so much.

He said it was my presence that caused his failure. Some pro, huh?

**Full Time Hobo** · 02-12-11, 03:47 PM

We should be blessed that SSK is here to grace us with his NBA picks

Ill admit you were solid in NFL... but there's a point where you shouldn't argue with the facts....you just dont have the sense

**JohnnyD4916** · 02-12-11, 04:13 PM

Your going to get that cash back tonight

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Just like you told us you will listen to your "Money Management" and then repeatedly pushed all in

So in other words you don't think I am going to only play teasers? That's what it comes down to?

Look at me already, Teasers Teasers Teasers. Automatic in them.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Oh, it gets better.

SSK sent me a PM---blaming me for his losses. I didn't realize I controlled the world so much.

He said it was my presence that caused his failure. Some pro, huh?

It's because of the haters and especially you showing me all those "negative units" everyday that pushed me to go all-in. Thats why I made a thread in the NBA Forum hoping you guys would stay away, or the Mods would help me keep you guys away, but no they throw me back in here.

It's cuz of haters like you I had to ignore my M & M team.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

We should be blessed that SSK is here to grace us with his NBA picks

Ill admit you were solid in NFL... but there's a point where you shouldn't argue with the facts....you just dont have the sense

What facts? The fact is I'm only playing teasers now and I have done exceptionally well in Teasers both in the NFL and NBA. My Teaser Team never lets me down. Those are the facts.

Haters should know whats coming. With my Teasers taking control of my bankroll, comeback is inevitable.
Haters will be gone from this thread by the end of next week.

And I'm saying this based on even this poor NBA season. I'm saying this based on FACTS from this NBA season. Anyone who argues otherwise is ignoring everything that has gone through with me and the NBA on SBR, because my teasers have been successful.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by JohnnyD4916

Your going to get that cash back tonight

This guy knows

**LChruscial85** · 02-12-11, 04:46 PM

SSK I can't say it enough, I've said it the past 3 weeks...stop betting Fridays...you drop 1/4 to almost all your bankroll on those nights. Or if you can't handle not betting....just bet 1 or 2 games...if you lose you lose...you won't have a winning night every night. But you are setting yourself up for disaster (especially on a forum) if you are saying things like "I'm the best" and then yesterday "I guarantee a winning night tonight" you are gonna get chewed up for that crap...I know you don't like MartinBlank, but all he is doing is keeping track of your bets and making you eat your words, which is almost too easy for him...but don't blame him on the losing streak man...He's just bein a realist. I'm the same way. GL with your plays

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 05:09 PM

My Teasers have been winning all along. Even haters can't deny this. Teaser team is 9-3 so far and will continue to win.

**phillybadboy** · 02-12-11, 05:17 PM

appreciate the hard work

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

What facts? The fact is I'm only playing teasers now and I have done exceptionally well in Teasers both in the NFL and NBA. My Teaser Team never lets me down. Those are the facts.

Haters should know whats coming. With my Teasers taking control of my bankroll, comeback is inevitable.
Haters will be gone from this thread by the end of next week.

And I'm saying this based on even this poor NBA season. I'm saying this based on FACTS from this NBA season. Anyone who argues otherwise is ignoring everything that has gone through with me and the NBA on SBR, because my teasers have been successful.

Oh, I have a question.

If you honestly believed your teasers are your meal ticket, why make guarantees about your ATS record?

Why make guarantees about having a winning night last night?

Why not just create a thread--and ONLY make teaser plays? What's with all the other bullshit? (ML parlays that never hit, Round Robin parlays that never hit...etc)

You always fail to mention that you have yet to win a single ML parlay---and last night you were laying heavy chalk with the Clippers and the Grizzlies, and still---you lost.