SSK's NBA Thread 2

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:33 PM

My Money Management Team has told me to calm down. So my chase plays will be small

Thunder -4
Risk 3.3 to Win 3

Thunder -175
Risk 3.5 to Win 2

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by nyed1010

SSK, we will be holding a board meeting Monday morning to discuss your future employment with SSK Global. It's in your best interest to be present for this meeting.

What's this, a coup d'etat?

**Hanlidin** · 02-12-11, 09:36 PM

Hey Ssk, what is ur overall units up to date now?? Rofl

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Looks like Atlanta has already covered the 1st leg of my Teaser (It's Mid 2nd Quarter).

Have arrived here in New Orleans with my Teaser Team to ensure that the Hornets will also cover. Like I said, let's get this done.

No matter how many times I read this post, I can't stop laughing.

I imagine what SSK's face looked like every time he hit refresh on his yahoo sports ticker--watching Charlotte chip into that lead---and then take the lead.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Hanlidin

Hey Ssk, what is ur overall units up to date now?? Rofl

SSK 2011 NBA Net Units: -153.1 Units.

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I'm pretty sure you said you LOSE and WIN close ones. And they cancel out.

Hawks had that cover for about 75-85% of the game

Knicks won by 10 against your EIGHT point purchase meaning you won by half a point. That doesn't count, I suppose.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

You did get lucky.

Your Nets teaser covered by .5 after the Knicks missed a FT.

See----tonight, you lost a close one, and won a close one. The problem tonight was---you made a dumb bet.

Are you stupid or serious?

1. What have I won out of that? Tell me? What? It's a TEASER. I have to win all 3 bets. That might be worth NOTHING. So tell me, what close bet did I just win?

2. Knicks missed a FT?

Why are you lying now? They made their last 6 Free Throws to finish the game.

3. The Nets had that cover 97% of the Game. LITERALLY.
In fact, it was a 1 point game with 4 minutes left.

This was just avoiding another bad beat because I was covering this one 97% of the game

Not at all getting a good beat.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

Knicks won by 10 against your EIGHT point purchase meaning you won by half a point. That doesn't count, I suppose.

Did I win that bet? How many units has that NYK won me? It's a teaser

Did I get lucky or did I avoid bad luck? Nets were covering that game the whole way besides maybe 1-2 minutes out of 48. Not only that, it was a 1 point game with 4 minutes left.

You tell me. Was that getting lucky or avoiding bad luck?

Luck and me haven't sat together this whole thread

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Are you stupid or serious?

1. What have I won out of that? Tell me? What? It's a TEASER. I have to win all 3 bets. That might be worth NOTHING. So tell me, what close bet did I just win?

2. Knicks missed a FT?

Why are you lying now? They made their last 6 Free Throws to finish the game.

3. The Nets had that cover 97% of the Game. LITERALLY.
In fact, it was a 1 point game with 4 minutes left.

This was just avoiding another bad beat because I was covering this one 97% of the game

Not at all getting a good beat.

Coming apart are ya?

Umm, explain the difference between Atlanta losing, and New Jersey covering?

They were both part of your teaser selections genius.

One won, the other lost. Get it now?

Oh yeah. Let me type it one more time.

SSK 2011 NBA Net Units -153.1 Units.

I never get sick of typing that.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:43 PM

Look how easily my New Orleans and Dallas bets are winning.

Those are what I call wins. Not these lucky buzzer-beater losses where I was winning almost the whole game LMAO

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Coming apart are ya?

Umm, explain the difference between Atlanta losing, and New Jersey covering?

They were both part of your teaser selections genius.

One won, the other lost. Get it now?

Oh yeah. Let me type it one more time.

SSK 2011 NBA Net Units -153.1 Units.

I never get sick of typing that.

Except the Atlanta alone decided the result of my teaser
The Knicks game didn't decide the result of my teaser

Are you that stupid? Do you not see the difference between WINNING a leg in the teaser and LOSING a leg in the teaser? The LOSING one is fatal. The winning can can have possibly no affect.

I can't believe I actually had to explain that.

And once again, I had the Nets cover 97% of the game (literally). The Hawk one at least 75-80%. Both should have been wins pending bad luck.

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Look how easily my New Orleans and Dallas bets are winning.

Those are what I call wins. Not these lucky buzzer-beater losses where I was winning almost the whole game LMAO

Maybe you should have just bet the Hornets and Mavericks ATS?

Btw. A game last for 48 minutes. Your team covering with 5 minutes left or for 80% of the total time is completely irrelevant.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Except the Atlanta alone decided the result of my teaser
The Knicks game didn't decide the result of my teaser

Are you that stupid? Do you not see the difference between WINNING a leg in the teaser and LOSING a leg in the teaser? The LOSING one is fatal. The winning can can have possibly no affect.

I can't believe I actually had to explain that.

And once again, I had the Nets cover 97% of the game (literally). The Hawk one at least 75-80%. Both should have been wins pending bad luck.

SSK 2011 NBA Net Units -153.1 Units.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

You did get lucky.

Your Nets teaser covered by .5 after the Knicks missed a FT.

See----tonight, you lost a close one, and won a close one. The problem tonight was---you made a dumb bet.

I can't believe that this troll actually had to "deceive" to make it seem like I got lucky. Knicks went 6/6 from the FT line in the 4th. And the Nets were covering 97% of the game.

*Shakes head at lying to make a point

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

Maybe you should have just bet the Hornets and Mavericks ATS?

Btw. A game last for 48 minutes. Your team covering with 5 minutes left or for 80% of the total time is completely irrelevant.

FourLengths....don't tell him that, you'll just confuse him.

SSK is convinced if his bet is winning for the first 37 minutes it actually means something. Let him go, he's on a roll. The more he types and posts, the more entertaining it is for the rest of us.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I can't believe that this troll actually had to "deceive" to make it seem like I got lucky. Knicks went 6/6 from the FT line in the 4th. And the Nets were covering 97% of the game.

*Shakes head at lying to make a point

I never said in the 4th. I said the Knicks missed a free throw (Actually the Knicks missed 3 FT)...so you actually got lucky 300% more than the bad luck you had with Charlotte, see how that works----

**Hanlidin** · 02-12-11, 09:52 PM

Ssk so when are u making a 3rd thread and starting over your '100' units bankroll again??? ROFL u lost all ur bankroll from ur whole NFL season in just 2-3 weeks of nba where nba is ur MAIN sport ! rOFL ROFL ROFL

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

I never said in the 4th. I said the Knicks missed a free throw (Actually the Knicks missed 3 FT)...so you actually got lucky 300% more than the bad luck you had with Charlotte, see how that works----

Yeah and Derrick Favors alone missed 3 FTs

And you must've noticed how I said "deceive"

Falling to new lows

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

Maybe you should have just bet the Hornets and Mavericks ATS?

Btw. A game last for 48 minutes. Your team covering with 5 minutes left or for 80% of the total time is completely irrelevant.

Four---I also forget to tell you about the time SSK tried to cash his Exacta at Churchill Downs----his horses were winning for the first 7 lengths-----he thought that meant something too.

**gdoom** · 02-12-11, 09:54 PM

good-luck...man

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:55 PM

Kevin Durant just called me. He said he is reading this thread and wants me to go All-In on his team ML.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:56 PM

[quote=ssk13809;8794359]Yeah and Derrick Favors alone missed 3 FTs

And you must've noticed how I said "deceive"

Falling to new lows[/quote]

I'll assume you are referring to your NBA net unit totals, with that last line?

And yes, you are right. -153.1 Net Units.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Kevin Durant just called me. He said he is reading this thread and wants me to go All-In on his team ML.

DO IT!! DO IT! SSK! SSK! SSK! SSK!

Do it---DO IT!!!

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Four---I also forget to tell you about the time SSK tried to cash his Exacta at Churchill Downs----his horses were winning for the first 7 lengths-----he thought that meant something too.

LOL.

"For 87.5% of that race, Smokin' Joe was clear of the field. Can't you see it was just bad luck that he faded like he had been shot"?

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 09:59 PM

That's it Martin Blanks has pissed me off again.

And I trust Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook.

All-In

Thunder -175 ML
Risk 30 Units

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Kevin Durant just called me. He said he is reading this thread and wants me to go All-In on his team ML.

So the strategy of concentrating on teasers did not even last one full fukking day?

This stuff is priceless.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

That's it Martin Blanks has pissed me off again.

And I trust Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook.

All-In

Thunder -175 ML
Risk 30 Units

Are you sure you have 30 units left?

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

So the strategy of concentrating on teasers did not even last one full fukking day?

This stuff is priceless.

You're being kind.

It didn't last 18 hours

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 10:03 PM

All in on a big public road favourite.
It looks likes a good play on paper to me (not the all-in part) but has all the making of another bust-out.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

So the strategy of concentrating on teasers did not even last one full fukking day?

This stuff is priceless.

What do you expect? I a big play on a BUZZER BEATER. Another bad beat.

And then with all this hate in my face, I had no other choice.

Already on my way to Sac-Town. Me and Durant will hit up the clubs after the game. He told me to pick up his neighbor in Texas on my way.

**MartinBlank** · 02-12-11, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

What do you expect? I a big play on a BUZZER BEATER. Another bad beat.

And then with all this hate in my face, I had no other choice.

Already on my way to Sac-Town. Me and Durant will hit up the clubs after the game. He told me to pick up his neighbor in Texas on my way.

I have a question.

Why does PhillyBadBoy always disappear during these hard times for SSK?

One more. SSK---do you have ANYONE who is actually in this thread supporting you?

**FourLengthsClear** · 02-12-11, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

What do you expect? I a big play on a BUZZER BEATER. Another bad beat.

And then with all this hate in my face, I had no other choice.

Already on my way to Sac-Town. Me and Durant will hit up the clubs after the game. He told me to pick up his neighbor in Texas on my way.

From you - exactly this.
From a smart/experienced bettor - to accept variance and continue in a disciplined manner.

**DrStale** · 02-12-11, 10:13 PM

Wow, it took him what? 15 minutes to go from "small play because of money management" to all in on the last game on the board. Man this guy makes Brock look rational. What a goob.

**LChruscial85** · 02-12-11, 10:13 PM

The Demise of SSK, all in this 6 page thread...lol and by the way, Martin you are solely the reason I keep checking in on this thread.

**ssk13809** · 02-12-11, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by FourLengthsClear

From you - exactly this.
From a smart/experienced bettor - to accept variance and continue in a disciplined manner.

I'm not used to losing. And especially losing by Buzzer Beaters every night or collapses or whatever bad beats.