Swede Gets A 9 Video Debut

[Thor4140]

Thor you are so right, people think I am lying but if Swede or any other girl was nude in my basement I would seriously tell them to leave and go back to my pc .

Thor we are the only happy ones, men with women are miserable.

Is Swede's boyfriend happy?? NO WAY

He is trapped and puts up with her and has to earn getting laid.

JJ if i got involved again with a woman it would be manditory that she had her own place and if i started hearing her trying to hint on us living together its over.

[jjgold]

Thor don't get pussy whipped, just because you get laid does not mean your in love and you have to do everything together, just tell her the rules and fuk her on your terms and maybe 1x per month take her out to eat and do not allow her to ever sleep over.

[Thor4140]

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Thor I can pick up the phone right now and bang a 19 year old spanish hottie for $200 and she is gone in 4 minutes (usually when i ***)

sure you can and who cares what people think? I got buddy's so strapped with kids and child support its almost comical. You know what was the worst? Having to go over to the girls family house on Holiday's. One time i had two girlfriends at the same time and had to go to ones house in the day time and one at night on Christmas. The first set of parents knew what was going on cause her daughter forced me into this situation cause she wanted to date. It was a nightmare and expensive. that family didn't want to look at me but some of the cool cousin snuck over and wanted to high five me.
They jknew i was pushed into it and they said "**** my cousin"

[jjgold]

sure you can and who cares what people think? I got buddy's so strapped with kids and child support its almost comical. You know what was the worst? Having to go over to the girls family house on Holiday's. One time i had two girlfriends at the same time and had to go to ones house in the day time and one at night on Christmas. The first set of parents knew what was going on cause her daughter forced me into this situation cause she wanted to date. It was a nightmare and expensive. that family didn't want to look at me but some of the cool cousin snuck over and wanted to high five me.
They jknew i was pushed into it and they said "**** my cousin"

lol

[swede96]

Thor you are so right, people think I am lying but if Swede or any other girl was nude in my basement I would seriously tell them to leave and go back to my pc .

Thor we are the only happy ones, men with women are miserable.

Is Swede's boyfriend happy?? NO WAY

He is trapped and puts up with her and has to earn getting laid.

Hey! My boyfriend is a very happy man and he is in no way trapped. He can walk away if he wants to...but he doesn't, because I take good care of him. Soooo, I get a little crazy at times. We all do. He puts up with it and I put up with him constantly checking game scores when I'm trying to talk to him.

[cobra_king]

You punk azz mutha phuckers didn't support us in the war against the Islamic jihadists. PHUCK YOU.

Tell that to all our Canadian boys who are coming back in bodybags from Afghanistan.

[Timetopay]

Hey! My boyfriend is a very happy man and he is in no way trapped. He can walk away if he wants to...but he doesn't, because I take good care of him. Soooo, I get a little crazy at times. We all do. He puts up with it and I put up with him constantly checking game scores when I'm trying to talk to him.

no way

you seem like a sweet girl with a brain but you also seem like you could be a nag.

You also seem like you would be fun in the sack but a pain in the ass afterwards.

[Panic]

Hey! My boyfriend is a very happy man and he is in no way trapped. He can walk away if he wants to...but he doesn't, because I take good care of him. Soooo, I get a little crazy at times. We all do. He puts up with it and I put up with him constantly checking game scores when I'm trying to talk to him.

Do you really think they're not with women by their own choice?

[Thor4140]

I think Swede smokes. am i right Swede?

[MJFtheGenius]

Guys I just woke up. I started watching the video and like 2 minutes in I am out like a light. Gold is the only one on this forum with any skill on the big screen.

[jjgold]

Swede does smoke, it is written all over her face

Guys stop acting like you never saw a good looking woman before

[swede96]

no way

you seem like a sweet girl with a brain but you also seem like you could be a nag.

You also seem like you would be fun in the sack but a pain in the ass afterwards.

I could be a nag...but I never have to nag my boyfriend. He honestly doesn't do anything wrong. There are times I joke with him about checking the scores, but other than that, he's pretty damn perfect...and even that doesn't bother me much. Now, I'm sure you're all thinking "Yeah, the guy is p*ssy whipped."...but you would be wrong. We just happen to balance each other out perfectly. We are very lucky people.

As for the sack.....you're right. Sometimes I make him go get me a snack after.

[swede96]

Do you really think they're not with women by their own choice?

Absolutely not.

[OLGC_Slayer]

Tell that to all our Canadian boys who are coming back in bodybags from Afghanistan.

81 of them at last count.

What an ignoramus.

[bettilimbroke999]

P.S. I don't give a flying fuk what some douchebag from another site says. I did this for fun for my boys and girls here at SBR. Yes, I do have a slight lazy eye that comes out when I am drunk, tired and apparently nervous and trying to concentrate on looking at a tiny camera. I'm fine with that. My boyfriend thinks I'm a 10, and that's really the only man I'm trying to turn on...so I win.

Also, you can speculate all you want, but SBR did not pay me one red cent for that video. They didn't even ask me to make it. Would I post weekly and maybe even with less clothing (IF my BF approved) if SBR wanted to add me to the payroll? Absolutely. But I'll probably post a vid from time to time anyway...because it's fun...and it looks like I have entertained some people.

What the fuk are these books payin SBR that every degenerate or lazy eyed female with 3 dollar bet habit thinks they can get paid 40k a year to post, I mean wtf is going on is this like a fukin multimillion dollar operation here does fukin Legendz send ya checks for 100k a month or something. Hell for 2 bucks I can get a girl twice as hot as Swede to play with herself on camera (hell half the porn sites are free) what the fuk that every single poster thinks there crap is worth 40k, just for the record mofo you are overpaid by 39k alright your shits worth about a grand and that's it, anymore that u can get out of SBR you need to add to your gambling win column cuz ur hitting a 40-1 shot every year you post pal, you know it I know it and anyone else with 2 braincells knows it.

[Thor4140]

Do you really think they're not with women by their own choice?

Panic you will never learn. I bet you are in one of those barrelled in relationships You know what is funny panic? The last three girls i dated for a good decent amount of time got married to their next boyfriend LMAO. I bet you are one of those type of guys. The next best thing.

[babaoriley]

JJ, You must have been pretty f*cked over by some woman/women over your lifetime (we all have). That said, I'm married (EXTREMELY HAPPILY). She's drop-dead gorgeous, plays poker quite well, doesn't mind me gambling, plays fantasy football and wins, likes watching all sports on TV except baseball, though she likes actually going to games, she's hung in with me through some serious issues... And yeah, I watch American Idol and the Bachelor and sh!t with her, but all we do is laugh at the overall ridiculous nature of it all. There are good ones out there.

[bettilimbroke999]

JJ, You must have been pretty f*cked over by some woman/women over your lifetime (we all have). That said, I'm married (EXTREMELY HAPPILY). She's drop-dead gorgeous, plays poker quite well, doesn't mind me gambling, plays fantasy football and wins, likes watching all sports on TV except baseball, though she likes actually going to games, she's hung in with me through some serious issues... And yeah, I watch American Idol and the Bachelor and sh!t with her, but all we do is laugh at the overall ridiculous nature of it all. There are good ones out there.

No one gives a shit that you watch Bachelor with your wife you fukin loser, if that's fukin extremely happy I'm glad I'm unhappy

[jjgold]

Babler I admit I am a fukkin wacked out weirdo, but I feel strong here about this subject.

[swede96]

What the fuk are these books payin SBR that every degenerate or lazy eyed female with 3 dollar bet habit thinks they can get paid 40k a year to post, I mean wtf is going on is this like a fukin multimillion dollar operation here does fukin Legendz send ya checks for 100k a month or something. Hell for 2 bucks I can get a girl twice as hot as Swede to play with herself on camera (hell half the porn sites are free) what the fuk that every single poster thinks there crap is worth 40k, just for the record mofo you are overpaid by 39k alright your shits worth about a grand and that's it, anymore that u can get out of SBR you need to add to your gambling win column cuz ur hitting a 40-1 shot every year you post pal, you know it I know it and anyone else with 2 braincells knows it.

Calm down dude. I never once said I deserved, or wanted to be paid.

[Panic]

Panic you will never learn. I bet you are in one of those barrelled in relationships You know what is funny panic? The last three girls i dated for a good decent amount of time got married to their next boyfriend LMAO. I bet you are one of those type of guys. The next best thing.

Pal, when it comes to women, I put it in soft, let it get hard, just to hear the bones crack. You think I care how many guys she ****ed before me? If she can put up with my past, I can put up with hers. If we develop something strong, so be it, I wouldn't run like a scared little school girl 'cause I might get my feelings hurt and lose a little money in the process.

[Thor4140]

JJ, You must have been pretty f*cked over by some woman/women over your lifetime (we all have). That said, I'm married (EXTREMELY HAPPILY). She's drop-dead gorgeous, plays poker quite well, doesn't mind me gambling, plays fantasy football and wins, likes watching all sports on TV except baseball, though she likes actually going to games, she's hung in with me through some serious issues... And yeah, I watch American Idol and the Bachelor and sh!t with her, but all we do is laugh at the overall ridiculous nature of it all. There are good ones out there.

well you have one in a million but the bottom line is that eventually it is gonna get old. what's it bin 3 years now? Shit right now i can go anywhere in the world and not have to answer to anyone. Just go. My freaking mistake is i bought a big house that needs a lot of work. Bad move on my part.

[swede96]

JJ, You must have been pretty f*cked over by some woman/women over your lifetime (we all have). That said, I'm married (EXTREMELY HAPPILY). She's drop-dead gorgeous, plays poker quite well, doesn't mind me gambling, plays fantasy football and wins, likes watching all sports on TV except baseball, though she likes actually going to games, she's hung in with me through some serious issues... And yeah, I watch American Idol and the Bachelor and sh!t with her, but all we do is laugh at the overall ridiculous nature of it all. There are good ones out there.

That sounda about like my relationship except we're not married yet and I wouldn't call myself "drop-dead gorgeous"...but my boyfriend does, so I guess that's what matters.

I also don't subject him to all of my silly train wreck shows...but that's only because we don't live together at the moment.

[bettilimbroke999]

Women and men are different, fundamentally diff. beyond the penis/vagina thing, they think totally diff. enjoy totally diff. thing the only reason they are together is cuz the guy has money, the girl is good at cook/clean and they like to *** every once in awhile, but most of the time the girl is so fukin insane it's not worth the trouble when u can just jerk it off, if you're lucky you get a sweet girl thatll give ya blowjobs and cook/clean for ya and that's true love so great, but fukin comin in here braggin about how u laugh at the bachelor together and cry at AI together like you've got some kinda fukin magic relationship, I mean congrats wtf do u want from me maybe you fukin watch oprah and lifetime together while eating bonbons I mean what do u want fukin congrats, get a life

[Cee]

One that post here? I was speaking for the other guys anyway. Im like you. Im sick of broads. Its a lot easier being single. when i shut my front door all i here is an echo and i like it that way. My house is a train wreck and i don't have anyone nagging me to straighten it up. I do what i want when i want whenever i want. Im ready to get rid of my phone.

Cee in the thor/JJ club

[Sportsgirl]

What the fuk are these books payin SBR that every degenerate or lazy eyed female with 3 dollar bet habit thinks they can get paid 40k a year to post, I mean wtf is going on is this like a fukin multimillion dollar operation here does fukin Legendz send ya checks for 100k a month or something. Hell for 2 bucks I can get a girl twice as hot as Swede to play with herself on camera (hell half the porn sites are free) what the fuk that every single poster thinks there crap is worth 40k, just for the record mofo you are overpaid by 39k alright your shits worth about a grand and that's it, anymore that u can get out of SBR you need to add to your gambling win column cuz ur hitting a 40-1 shot every year you post pal, you know it I know it and anyone else with 2 braincells knows it.

On what evidence do you base this post? Or is it your habit to go off on unfounded rants?

[Thor4140]

JJ you ever get stuck going to a bachelor party or something like that and married guys who haven't been out in years go to and they always seem to get the whole group in a fight cause they don't know how to act or think they are in their younger years? they all think they are Don Juan. Its like another day to me but these married barrelled in ****s are so thrilled they are allowed out for a night, they are out of control lol.

[Cee]

JJ you ever get stuck going to a bachelor party or something like that and married guys who haven't been out in years go to and they always seem to get the whole group in a fight cause they don't know how to act or think they are in their younger years? they all think they are Don Juan. Its like another day to me but these married barrelled in ****s are so thrilled they are allowed out for a night, they are out of control lol.

[Quebb Diesel]

swede im going to try this again...will you take your shirt off for me? thanks!

[swede96]

swede im going to try this again...will you take your shirt off for me? thanks!

Well, I like that you're persistant, Quebbler...but the answer is still "No."

[Deuce]

Circle Jerk? Swede, pivot?

[Quebb Diesel]

how about a two piece vid? thats always a good second option thats PG!

[Thor4140]

Cee im done fighting. My last two fights were a 3 on 4 and i was on the three and 3 on 9 and i was on the three again. That 2nd one i got eight stitches in my head. Things were going okay till some **** came up behind me and hit me in the head with a shovel. funny part was that my new red shirt matched my buddies new red shirt. He got the same number of stitches. Now i just run or just give up. These guys here, you watch they will start a fight out in Vegas. To hell with that im done rolling around the ground with another guy. That soreness in the morning is brutal. Cee just run and let them call ya a pussy in the morning. Your feelings might get hurt but you live to play another day. What do you get out of it? People saying your tuff? then they know you are tuff so they hang out with you and start more fights. Just run Cee and if that don't work just give them your wallet. I aint fighting no more.

[MJFtheGenius]

I give this video a 1 bcause that is how many minutes it took me to turn it off. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swede96]

how about a two piece vid? thats always a good second option thats PG!

We'll see.