Swede Gets A 9 Video Debut

[ChuteBoxe]

Swede is smart ,sexy and way cool. Nice job Swede now Robyn go get a push up bra and make your debut. Dont say anything just eat a hot dog on camera, nice and slow dont eat it like a chipmunk for gods sake!

You always make me crack up bud.

[robzilla]

post it. grow a set

Robzilla cant speak in sentences and posted them for awhile

Dear Swede, what is up with Timetopay's man crush on me?

from,
Robzilla

[jjgold]

[swede96]

Swede

A. mix in a color in your room

B. Clean your house lady. Men dont like that clutter

C. Pause and take a breath once in a while

A. The walls are bright green! What more do you want?!

B. It's not really a mess so much as organized clutter. My office is my storage room right now until I fix the leaky roof in my actual storage closet. Sorry.

C. I was nervous and people from New England talk fast and rarely breathe.

[swede96]

swede...my question was from fish...the only one that uses stupid and trolls as hello on the forum...otherwise great job...keep up the good work...we may have you write on our new up coming site....fadethefish.net if your interested

LOL! I know silly! I was directing my answer at him, but I didn't want to say his name, because WHEN he is DOING LURKING he CAN still HEAR!

I am SO there! Can I shout random words?

[swede96]

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[swede96]

She didn't know what ATM meant....

ATM

Ass To Mouth: Porn or Hardcore Sex, Man Pulls penis out depths of a womans ass and immediately puts in the womans mouth.

Ahhhh....I see. Then let me rephrase. I don't do butt sex and if ever I did, there's no way in hell that pee pee would be in any of my orifaces until it was cleaned.

[swede96]

I don't think her eye is due to any other reason than for the simple fact of getting hammered on regularly. Did she not just say she had a big smile on today from this weekends festivities? Her boyfriend must be a goddamn haas.

[swede96]

Oh well hello there...

Hi there, Deuce! I was waiting for your opinion most of all.

[swede96]

Okay, I have enough posts in a row...so....thanks for the positive feedback guys! Also, thanks to most of you for not calling me hideous because I don't wear 10 pounds of makeup and I have clothes on.

Maybe I'll post another vid next week...this thread has given me a few ideas.

Deuce, I didn't want to cry on camera...I had to push our e-love out of my mind for those 6 minutes. I will have a very heartfelt vid for you someday.

Quebbler hasn't been in....do you guys think he's mad at me? I was just bustin' his balls.

JJ...you inspire me. Thank you for playing nice. I will take all of your advice into consideration. You're the king baby.

I'd like to thank my mom and dad for my genes, SBR for making me feel so at home, JJ Gold for being the wind beneath my wings.....*cue music*

[Sportsgirl]

Boy, nothing like having your e-proposal ignored.

[swede96]

Awwww, I'm sorry, babe. I was trying not to make a whole page of responses. I wanted to respond to EVERY post...except CrazyLittleSpoon's...not worth it.

Of course I will marry you. We'll fly out of Vegas straight to Vermont.

[frankiecheese]

Thanks Swede

Solid performance

Still would never fuk her but nice debut

We got 3 others that will be debuting down the road

Your a Natural!!!

[swede96]

Swede-

Here's a message from Dirty at EOG... (only fair to mention since JJ posted this video there)


"She is about a 6.5.... Can't tell who she is looking at or what she is looking at..... makes ya wonder is she got kicked by a horse when she was younger and knocked her out of whack "

P.S. I don't give a flying fuk what some douchebag from another site says. I did this for fun for my boys and girls here at SBR. Yes, I do have a slight lazy eye that comes out when I am drunk, tired and apparently nervous and trying to concentrate on looking at a tiny camera. I'm fine with that. My boyfriend thinks I'm a 10, and that's really the only man I'm trying to turn on...so I win.

Also, you can speculate all you want, but SBR did not pay me one red cent for that video. They didn't even ask me to make it. Would I post weekly and maybe even with less clothing (IF my BF approved) if SBR wanted to add me to the payroll? Absolutely. But I'll probably post a vid from time to time anyway...because it's fun...and it looks like I have entertained some people.

[ChuteBoxe]

You could post a video with a peacoat on, and a winter hat, and you'd still be in my book.

[curious]

More makeup, less clothing... Less talking also.

EOG already ran this Q&A video thing into the ground, the members of SBR want pole-dancing or something similar..

NO clothing, NO talking

[swede96]

NO clothing, NO talking

So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?

[swede96]

You could post a video with a peacoat on, and a winter hat, and you'd still be in my book.

I like you. As hard as I try to hate your Yankee-lovin' ass...I just can't.

[SBR Lou]

So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?

yes

[swede96]

yes

Well, gee...I would, but it isn't all that pretty to watch a girl bouncing when her boobs are so tiny they barely move.

[curious]

So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?

Surely you can think of more imaginative things you could be doing while naked. I didn't say you couldn't make noise, just don't talk. And no one said you can't use battery powered implements, or have "friends" in your video.

Just trying to be helpful.

[Joeyfitzclick]

You are from RI ?

Come check out the Fifth Element in Newport - i'll buy you a beer.

[swede96]

I may have been there...is that the old Christies? I haven't been to Newport in a whle.

[warrant]

i love how americans talk, im not being mean as i am from canada and you would prolly wanna run me over with a 4 by 4 for being canadian

have some beeeas (beers) hehe

[swede96]

I'm half French Canadian...you're a-okay in my book!

[curious]

So....I should just stand there naked and bounce up and down?

You could eat a banana. I always loved the banana eating contests at the local bar. Quality was judged, not quantity.

[curious]

i love how americans talk, im not being mean as i am from canada and you would prolly wanna run me over with a 4 by 4 for being canadian

have some beeeas (beers) hehe

You punk azz mutha phuckers didn't support us in the war against the Islamic jihadists. PHUCK YOU.

[Reload]

Nice job, swede!

[Thor4140]

Swede the constant reminder that you have a boyfriend kinda ruins the momentum.

[jjgold]

Thor you can find a girl like that in your area, she is pretty but remember she is not only girl on earth. I think most posters since we live in glass houses think that way.

[Thor4140]

Thor you can find a girl like that in your area, she is pretty but remember she is not only girl on earth. I think most posters since we live in glass houses think that way.

One that post here? I was speaking for the other guys anyway. Im like you. Im sick of broads. Its a lot easier being single. when i shut my front door all i here is an echo and i like it that way. My house is a train wreck and i don't have anyone nagging me to straighten it up. I do what i want when i want whenever i want. Im ready to get rid of my phone.

[Sportsgirl]

One that post here? I was speaking for the other guys anyway. Im like you. Im sick of broads. Its a lot easier being single. when i shut my front door all i here is an echo and i like it that way. My house is a train wreck and i don't have anyone nagging me to straighten it up. I do what i want when i want whenever i want. Im ready to get rid of my phone.

Hey, dear, could you grab me a cold one? Oh, and toward the end of the week, try and keep it down, as I'll be watching The Masters and I do not wish to be disturbed.

[jjgold]

Thor you are so right, people think I am lying but if Swede or any other girl was nude in my basement I would seriously tell them to leave and go back to my pc .

Thor we are the only happy ones, men with women are miserable.

Is Swede's boyfriend happy?? NO WAY

He is trapped and puts up with her and has to earn getting laid.

[Thor4140]

Hey, dear, could you grab me a cold one? Oh, and toward the end of the week, try and keep it down, as I'll be watching The Masters and I do not wish to be disturbed.

Marriage is a crumbling institution. All my headaches in life were from girls. There is a reason the divorice rate is near 70 percent. I can last about 3 years with the same girl and then it gets old. All that childs tuition i don't have to worry about. I would get a dog if i could figure a way to keep it from shitting. Honey lets go here, lets go there. I aint going nowhere and i like it that way. My parents have been married for 50 years and they can't even look at one another. The thought of being with the same person for 50 years would terrify me. And another thing people don't belong in the same bed. Its cool for about a year but after that get your own bed or i will get mine. Other then that im a pretty nice guy.

[jjgold]

Thor you are amazing, you figured it out, why can't others figure it out. I could never sleep in the same bed with anyone .

Thor I can pick up the phone right now and bang a 19 year old spanish hottie for $200 and she is gone in 4 minutes (usually when i ***)