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Costa Rican Hookers Squeal in and Out of Bed
As far as hookers go, those residing in the peaceful online gambling haven of Costa Rica are among the most social and friendly. But like all "friendly" girls, they are bound to talk.
Hookers have headlined the news throughout the month of March. Whether it was the disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and his hooker Ashley Dupre or Formula One Motor Racing Chief Max Mosley Sick Nazi Orgy With Five Hookers, there is no mistaken the world's oldest profession is here to stay (so is the world's second oldest profession - bookmaker - for that matter).
Two weeks ago, Gambling911.com provided an exclusive report on how one out of every five online gambling operators living in Costa Rica has ended up marrying a hooker.
The one's who don't are often subjected to ridicule, Gambling911.com can report exclusively.
One Costa Rica hooker, we will call her Fiona Gomez (concealing her real identity), had this to say about her unfaithful john, a former BetonSports worker from the States:
"He (the employee) I say is hung like a stud field moose and egg timers they last longer," Fiona told us in her broken English, misinterpreting "mouse" as "moose". She giggled. "Si, Mouse, Mickey."
Translation: He timed out after just two minutes and should get a penile implant.
"I would howl like a dog and his little (deleted) would shrivel up like that water creature."
The Walrus!
While Fiona may have trouble with her English animal names, all the hookers working in San Jose, Costa Rica do know how to count in English.
Long time Gambling911.com readers will be familiar with the story of the bookmaker who eventually became a woman. Gambling911 also has a transgender reporter on staff, Sparky Collins.
Hookers have told of group encounters where the bookie ordered another man to be part of a manage et trois.
One well known hooker - we will call her Jenny - has been especially revealing following her big money quests.
She said of one high profile online gambling operator: "He went four times like a machine. Once with me! Then he told me to leave. The other man stayed, posed on the bed like a doggie. A leetle bitch, in heat. I'm pretty sure he was called "Money". No, wait, "Cash".
He too was hung like a sparrow! And bald, totally bald! I theenk he was from Detroit."
Recent arrests of online gambling operators have left some bookies a little paranoid. Rumors have been going around that some of the hotter "Colombian" hookers are quite possibly "US Government informants" gathering "critical information" that has little to do with size or girth of a sex organ (or lack thereof if you happen to be in Fabia's underwear).
Still others fear being robbed.
Evil hookers with no intention to bed their customers have been planted among the real working girls at the Hotel Del Rey. Instead, they will bang the man - over his head, in some cases leaving him for dead.
"They look for men wearing gold watches," said a source. "Then the girl will slip away with the man, leaving for his hotel, and she and her posse will rob him, drug him and remove his kidneys."
One hooker - who was paid a mere $10,000 Costa Rican colone's (see currency converter here) for oral sex with three rubbers from a wealthy sportsbook manager - returned for seconds on another evening and fed the unsuspecting cheapskate a pot-laced brownie as part of the second "date". She claimed to have baked it herself - a sure sign that the girl was up to no good since hookers rarely cook for their man until they marry them.
After she departed with her $30 in hand (yes he was feeling especially generous on this night), the manager called for a taxi to take him to the hospital. He thought he was dying of a heart attack, not knowing the marijuana was actually causing him to have severe heartburn.
By week's end, the close knit band of taxi drivers had all spread the story about the sportsbook manager having a "pot-laced brownie heart attack". Every employee in the company soon knew and his reputation was ruined forever.
The hooker had gotten her "sweet" revenge.
CREDIT - Payton O'Brien, Gambling911.com, Senior Editor POBrien@CostiganMedia.com
As far as hookers go, those residing in the peaceful online gambling haven of Costa Rica are among the most social and friendly. But like all "friendly" girls, they are bound to talk.
Hookers have headlined the news throughout the month of March. Whether it was the disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and his hooker Ashley Dupre or Formula One Motor Racing Chief Max Mosley Sick Nazi Orgy With Five Hookers, there is no mistaken the world's oldest profession is here to stay (so is the world's second oldest profession - bookmaker - for that matter).
Two weeks ago, Gambling911.com provided an exclusive report on how one out of every five online gambling operators living in Costa Rica has ended up marrying a hooker.
The one's who don't are often subjected to ridicule, Gambling911.com can report exclusively.
One Costa Rica hooker, we will call her Fiona Gomez (concealing her real identity), had this to say about her unfaithful john, a former BetonSports worker from the States:
"He (the employee) I say is hung like a stud field moose and egg timers they last longer," Fiona told us in her broken English, misinterpreting "mouse" as "moose". She giggled. "Si, Mouse, Mickey."
Translation: He timed out after just two minutes and should get a penile implant.
"I would howl like a dog and his little (deleted) would shrivel up like that water creature."
The Walrus!
While Fiona may have trouble with her English animal names, all the hookers working in San Jose, Costa Rica do know how to count in English.
Long time Gambling911.com readers will be familiar with the story of the bookmaker who eventually became a woman. Gambling911 also has a transgender reporter on staff, Sparky Collins.
Hookers have told of group encounters where the bookie ordered another man to be part of a manage et trois.
One well known hooker - we will call her Jenny - has been especially revealing following her big money quests.
She said of one high profile online gambling operator: "He went four times like a machine. Once with me! Then he told me to leave. The other man stayed, posed on the bed like a doggie. A leetle bitch, in heat. I'm pretty sure he was called "Money". No, wait, "Cash".
He too was hung like a sparrow! And bald, totally bald! I theenk he was from Detroit."
Recent arrests of online gambling operators have left some bookies a little paranoid. Rumors have been going around that some of the hotter "Colombian" hookers are quite possibly "US Government informants" gathering "critical information" that has little to do with size or girth of a sex organ (or lack thereof if you happen to be in Fabia's underwear).
Still others fear being robbed.
Evil hookers with no intention to bed their customers have been planted among the real working girls at the Hotel Del Rey. Instead, they will bang the man - over his head, in some cases leaving him for dead.
"They look for men wearing gold watches," said a source. "Then the girl will slip away with the man, leaving for his hotel, and she and her posse will rob him, drug him and remove his kidneys."
One hooker - who was paid a mere $10,000 Costa Rican colone's (see currency converter here) for oral sex with three rubbers from a wealthy sportsbook manager - returned for seconds on another evening and fed the unsuspecting cheapskate a pot-laced brownie as part of the second "date". She claimed to have baked it herself - a sure sign that the girl was up to no good since hookers rarely cook for their man until they marry them.
After she departed with her $30 in hand (yes he was feeling especially generous on this night), the manager called for a taxi to take him to the hospital. He thought he was dying of a heart attack, not knowing the marijuana was actually causing him to have severe heartburn.
By week's end, the close knit band of taxi drivers had all spread the story about the sportsbook manager having a "pot-laced brownie heart attack". Every employee in the company soon knew and his reputation was ruined forever.
The hooker had gotten her "sweet" revenge.
CREDIT - Payton O'Brien, Gambling911.com, Senior Editor POBrien@CostiganMedia.com