Judgment Day! May 21, 2011 - END OF THE WORLD!

[Dad]

All of a sudden all these dead birds falling out of the sky and dead fish washing up on shores and beaches does not seem so weird. Are you guys ready?

Judgment Day!
May 21, 2011

[tony_come]

Drugs....this is crazy!

[DeeWizzle]

So does this mean I don't have to pay taxes this year?

[Dad]

So does this mean I don't have to pay taxes this year?

That is correct, DeeWizzle. You will have nobody to answer to but God.

Hell, might as well take out as many loans as you can and party like it's 1999 for the next 4 months. You will not have to pay the loans back, obviously.

[zam77]

Hope this is wrong... I want to enjoy at least one more summer.

[tony_come]

We now Know the date/year

but what time?

[doublej95]

can I get a conformation on this? I would like to stop making my house payment

[Glitch]

matt 24:36
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of Heaven, but my Father only.

matt 24:42-44
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. BUT know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

-your bible

[chilidog]

matt 24:36
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of Heaven, but my Father only.

matt 24:42-44
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. BUT know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

-your bible

Yah, but Christians frequently ignore parts of the Bible.

[DeeWizzle]

Yah, but Christians frequently ignore parts of the Bible.

But not on Sundays for an hour or two

[DeeWizzle]

That is correct, DeeWizzle. You will have nobody to answer to but God.

Hell, might as well take out as many loans as you can and party like it's 1999 for the next 4 months. You will not have to pay the loans back, obviously.

Thanx Dad, but does God frown upon bad credit scores?

[joeyp1222]

i hope i get one more derby and another breeders cup and was hoping i could go to the WPT latin america tourney this spring in costa rica

[lyon804]

been hearing about ending dates my whole life. funny thing is we pass them and keep moving. i am wiling to bet will turn the calender in june.

[chilidog]

i hope i get one more derby and another breeders cup and was hoping i could go to the WPT latin america tourney this spring in costa rica

oh sweet, when is this? a friend of mine was in it 2 years ago i think. pokerstars paid for his full trip (plane fare, hotel, etc), even though he lives here, so he got paid a few grand more since they didn't have to pay for his plane and hotel.

[King Mayan]

I'm 1 scared muthafukka..

[THEGREAT30]

everyone thinks they are so important that the world will end on there clock

[onetrickpony]

so until then we fuk everything moving?

[Fishhead]

BUMP this thread in May so we can start sweating.........THANKS.

[Dad]

BUMP this thread in May so we can start sweating.........THANKS.

Exactly. I'll worry about this early May I'm thinking.

[WeinketoWarrick]

That's my birthday and the day a friend has his bachelor party. At least I'll be going out having a good time.

[JC02]

this is crazy

[Dad]

this is crazy

JC, this is serious.

[THE PROFIT]

We now Know the date/year

but what time?

I hope its not during Days of our lives

[THE PROFIT]

exactly one month before my birthday. I wont get to turn 35. I was gonna be old enough to run for president

[Dad]

exactly one month before my birthday. I wont get to turn 35. I was gonna be old enough to run for president

Profit, do you think you will be one of the saved ones? I doubt it, but I thought I would ask anyway.

I know my ass is getting tortured and then sent to hell.

[Full Time Hobo]

REPENT THE END IS NIGH

[Full Time Hobo]

Profit, do you think you will be one of the saved ones? I doubt it, but I thought I would ask anyway.

I know my ass is getting tortured and then sent to hell.

Dont worry Dad all the fun people are in hell
thats what im looking forward to anyway

[chilidog]

Profit, do you think you will be one of the saved ones? I doubt it, but I thought I would ask anyway.

I know my ass is getting tortured and then sent to hell.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

Thank about it, way up in the sky amongst the clouds, there's a supposed place lined with streets of gold, and there's a man with some serious self-esteem issues going on, that we have to tell him awesome he is, and how much we need him all the time. Sounds boring to me.

[The Bet Master]

Is there gambling in the afterlife?

[CarpeDime]

All of a sudden all these dead birds falling out of the sky and dead fish washing up on shores and beaches does not seem so weird. Are you guys ready?

Judgment Day!
May 21, 2011

that chick is pretty fukin hot dude

i wonder what shes like in bed

i wonder if she likes to get down or if she's fridged

[CarpeDime]

Is there gambling in the afterlife?

yes but if you can only play at Hell-facing books and you win.......good luck getting paid

Heaven-facing books totally different

Pretty much all rock-solid and endless scalps and arbs all over the place

[COYLO]

[MarkDee]

My next date to quit smoking May 22 2011

[COYLO]

My next date to quit smoking May 22 2011

pmsl @ that, that like a saying i have " he's of the cig's " which is another way of saying someone's dead or just died. so if the date is right we'll all be off the cigs lol.

[stevek173]

Only one thing to do sodomize as many women as possible between now and then the infection won't even get bad until after that