Judgment Day! May 21, 2011 - END OF THE WORLD!

[str]

What time?
Preakness runs at 5:30.

[Full Time Hobo]

Only one thing to do sodomize as many women as possible between now and then the infection won't even get bad until after that

[stealthyburrito]

fukk, a week before graduation. lame.

[joeyp1222]

oh sweet, when is this? a friend of mine was in it 2 years ago i think. pokerstars paid for his full trip (plane fare, hotel, etc), even though he lives here, so he got paid a few grand more since they didn't have to pay for his plane and hotel.

pretty sure in april i think

[8ArIvd5]

I'm taking bets.

Life as we know it will end on or before 1-1-2012 +2500

All wagers accepted.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have to fukk so many girl before the world ends. My God.

[pimike]

Bible also says there will be scoffers.

https://WWW.familyradio.com

WWW. Timehasaend.com

https://WWW.wecanknow.com

[lindonL]

I read an article about this issue. A group of Christians that is loosely organized has named the day they think will be the end of the world. The day is May 21, 2011. Here is the proof: May 21, 2011, is Judgment Day, says Family Radio Worldwide[/URL] In print and on the radio, pastor Camping announced this day. This is the second time a Judgment day has been declared by Camping. Other Christian thinkers and groups have declared other days as possibilities.

[JMobile]

I have to fukk so many girl before the world ends. My God.

Yup, and I made a promise that I would fuk the from the real girl that's on my avatar.
Not fair anymore...

[DeeWizzle]

I'm taking bets.

Life as we know it will end on or before 1-1-2012 +2500

All wagers accepted.

I'm aII in...

[chico2663]

i thought the mayan calendar ends in 2012

[no1here]

Mayan calendar is different as May 21, 2011 is Christian being from the Bible. Top website on subject is wecanknowdotcom. My belief is in the Mayan view but either way time is close. In direct contact with Spiirt, it is known to be true and you will know soon enough of it's happening. The sky will appear as you have never seen it before, very angry and red!

[GettingScrilla]

God Damn people, if all of the worlds people could just accept that religion isnt real, we could get on with ******* life. I cannot believe people who waste their lives praying to false gods that people prior to them have made up...G'damn ridiculous people!!! F n THINK FOR YOUR SELF!!!!

[CarpeDime]

I don't mean to be a dick here but which is it - May 21 2011, or Dec 21 2012???

You profits need to fukin figure out which one its going to be and TELL US! STOP DICKING US AROUND!

May 21 2011 or Dec 21 2012 - WHICH IS IT?????

[Melkiavez]

wow.... let's see... you guys really think that the calendar is perfect and there is a way to know when things are going to happen if they do happen?? ComeFUCKINGon! FYI it is called the Gregorian Calendar and it was official on Feb 1582 because Julian one was wrong by 11min or so... now please tell me how these people know when or how the end of the world as we know it is going to happen? BS.

[nosniboR11]

I don't mean to be a dick here but which is it - May 21 2011, or Dec 21 2012??? You profits need to fukin figure out which one its going to be and TELL US! STOP DICKING US AROUND! May 21 2011 or Dec 21 2012 - WHICH IS IT?????

carpe says damit, tell him, he needs to figure out if he should start going to church this year or next

[CarpeDime]

carpe says damit, tell him, he needs to figure out if he should start going to church this year or next

right and as a corrilary question, tell us how much time do we need to put in to be ok when That Day comes, what the requirements are, etc etc

Do we have to go to church for 3 months before? 6 months? years? or can we just go the day before and do something and be saved right there, the day before?

TELL US YOU FUKS! Stop holding out and STOP GIVING US CONFLICTING INFO!

Stop BSing us and tell us WHAT WE HAVE TO DO AND WHEN!

[brokenlock]

Is there gambling in the afterlife?

Now this is my first ever GOY pick, I'm going with "Yes", there is gambling in the afterlife. There's been a lot of he said she said on this one, but I have insider information that guarantees that there is in fact gambling in the afterlife. I have put my entire stack on this one.

[Dad]

I don't mean to be a dick here but which is it - May 21 2011, or Dec 21 2012???

You profits need to fukin figure out which one its going to be and TELL US! STOP DICKING US AROUND!

May 21 2011 or Dec 21 2012 - WHICH IS IT?????

Carpe, it's May 21, 2011 for sure.

I'm thinking of converting to Muslim before this day arrives so I can cash in on those virgins.

[pronk]

That woman is crazy, I feel sorry for her.

[pronk]

right and as a corrilary question, tell us how much time do we need to put in to be ok when That Day comes, what the requirements are,

REPENT!!!!!!!

ACCEPT JESUS IN YOUR HEART!

[smitch124]

Man, judgment day on a Saturday, I was hoping for Tuesday or Wednesday

[pimike]

God Damn people, if all of the worlds people could just accept that religion isnt real, we could get on with ******* life. I cannot believe people who waste their lives praying to false gods that people prior to them have made up...G'damn ridiculous people!!! F n THINK FOR YOUR SELF!!!!

I see, you came from a monkey. Good thinking for yourself.

[Finalnub]

lol..o nos

[geebert74]

r u kidding me??? people are off the reservation...

[THE PROFIT]

I don't mean to be a dick here but which is it - May 21 2011, or Dec 21 2012???

You profits need to fukin figure out which one its going to be and TELL US! STOP DICKING US AROUND!

May 21 2011 or Dec 21 2012 - WHICH IS IT?????

I am THE PROFIT, goddamnit. And the world will end when I say it fukin ends. So dont piss me off!

[THE PROFIT]

Carpe, it's May 21, 2011 for sure.

I'm thinking of converting to Muslim before this day arrives so I can cash in on those virgins.

good idea, dad. I havent had but 2 here on earth now I can get 72? What a fukin deal

[DiggityDaggityDo]

startin to get a lil worried.

[Glitch]

startin to get a lil worried.

fish and birds dropping dead all over the world.

[BookiesBernanke]

I still would bet on shadow government over vindictive sky god

[Dad]

Whats with all the dead birds? Is this a sign?

[pimike]

Whats with all the dead birds? Is this a sign?

No specific Biblical info. However makes one wonder

[wildbill044]

they said the dead birds were disoriented due to excessive fireworks and either had heart attacks or dove into the ground, etc. it makes some sense considering the time and location of the event.

still, should probably say your prayers and make your peace, just to be sure. it's not going to hurt anything.

[Willie Bee]

Whats with all the dead birds? Is this a sign?

Yet another theory below. As for May 21, 2011 date, I'm going to be pissed if this is true because I was really hoping to finally go see a game at Wrigley Field this summer.

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/221110-Dead-birds-and-fish-could-be-linked-to-Magnetic-North-Pole

Experts haven’t pinpointed an exact cause of the kills, however, a score of theories has been presented. If the Magnetic North Pole is to blame, it could explain the phenomenon and put an end to speculation that aliens have landed, the end of the world is upon us, and that the government is conducting secret tests in the waters and skies.

According to experts, a gigantic magnetic field, known as the Magnetic North Pole, has been rapidly moving toward Russia at about 25, or more, miles per year. Some scientists claim that the pole is currently in a stage where it is flipping.

The pole's shift has been known to cause birds to become confused, disrupting their normal flight patterns and instinctive behaviors. This would mean birds would fly into weather patterns they would normally avoid, migrate to unusual places or simply fly into structures such as power lines, buildings and trees, where they are killed in large numbers.

The Magnetic North Pole could also cause fish to mistakenly swim into waters too cold to survive in, where they die in mass quantities.

The Magnetic North Pole can also cause disruption in normal airline activities. Most recently, the Tampa International Airport was forced to close a major runway to change taxiway signage so it accommodates movement of the pole.

Earlier this week, the airport was ordered by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to re-designated at least one runway from 18R/36L to 19R/1L on its aviation charts.

[pimike]

Willie, I promise the ball park in heaven will be better than any park here!