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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #36
    Originally posted by Auto Donk
    you're lucky you haven't gotten some things back from them, like a squirt of pepper spray to the dome.........

    JJ, the key is not to throw out hundreds of random compliments to "every woman," but to wait until you see some sign of interest from them in you, then do your thing.....

    granted, that may take a while in Vegas, where most single women are looking for a good lookin' hi roller
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    • MeatWad
      SBR MVP
      • 01-18-12
      • 1572

      #37
      Originally posted by bobbyfk
      JJ try online dating
      Pretty simple solution. If you market yourself well on dating sites you should be rolling in all the casual sex you want. Its much tougher in foreign countries, unless you don't mind paying 20-100$ every time you want to penetrate, which is hard to accept when you are a guaranteed orgasm giver.
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      • BGS 9.5
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 4628

        #38
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

        HUH>

        Where you you right now tough guy????????????????????????????????????
        And you have Jeffy
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #39
          Those dating sites are a waste I've tried him and got no play all they wanted was a free lunch
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          • innovation
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-27-12
            • 6218

            #40
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Acer how can I be a virgin if I *** in hookers pussies??

            HUH>

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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #41
              terrible bump

              I struck out again

              We did not meet
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              • YoDaMan
                SBR Hustler
                • 10-21-16
                • 74

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                will never get laid

                I admit it though
                Every lock has a key... just remember some locks need more drinks than others..,
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                • Dirty Sanchez
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-01-10
                  • 16031

                  #43
                  Originally posted by YoDaMan
                  Every lock has a key... just remember some locks need more drinks than others..,
                  That's called sexual assault...nice guy
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                  • YoDaMan
                    SBR Hustler
                    • 10-21-16
                    • 74

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                    That's called sexual assault...nice guy
                    Alcohol lead me to sex with several uglies and a couple fatties but I never pressed charges...
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                    • Jayvegas420
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-09-11
                      • 28213

                      #45
                      Tremendous bump inno!!!
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                        Tremendous bump inno!!!

                        Jay watch your back man
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                        • Jayvegas420
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-09-11
                          • 28213

                          #47
                          JJ....sometimes the coach needs a coach, if you get what I'm sayin'.
                          Lotta good advice in this thread.
                          You got a hundred guys helping you here.
                          Smart, savvy men who clearly get laid all the time.

                          She's just one girl.

                          She has virtually no chance against you.
                          You got this bud. I don't know how you haven't closed this deal yet?


                          By this time tomorrow you will have eaten so much chineese, you'll be chin deep again by 11:00 local time.
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                          • Roadtrip635
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-07-10
                            • 6129

                            #48
                            Originally posted by YoDaMan
                            Every lock has a key... just remember some locks need more drinks than others..,
                            Speaking of locks.......

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                            • gauchojake
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 09-17-10
                              • 34116

                              #49
                              Roadtrip do you think you will be asked to write the foreword for jj's autobiography?
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                              • sportsfan9698
                                SBR MVP
                                • 05-17-14
                                • 1995

                                #50
                                I was not aware of such a horrific past... I take back everything I might have said.

                                I am always very very sympathetic to the plight of the closet-confined gay man... it is a long lonely course, but as sad as it may be, the journey must be taken.

                                JJ you will get laid again my brother - if you would like I will introduce you to my brother living in ATL. He is not for everybody, but he knows everybody in the ATL
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by sportsfan9698
                                  I was not aware of such a horrific past... I take back everything I might have said.

                                  I am always very very sympathetic to the plight of the closet-confined gay man... it is a long lonely course, but as sad as it may be, the journey must be taken.

                                  JJ you will get laid again my brother - if you would like I will introduce you to my brother living in ATL. He is not for everybody, but he knows everybody in the ATL
                                  go to 5:24 and watch the next several mins of this vid..... he's not as "closted" as you might think....

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                                  • sportsfan9698
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-17-14
                                    • 1995

                                    #52
                                    OMFG



                                    New-found respect for the all mighty JJGold!!!!! I was not so aware of his excellency... but I get it now.

                                    All I can say is WOW. I don't give a shit about your sexual preference... I want to party with you my man!
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                                    • sportsfan9698
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-17-14
                                      • 1995

                                      #53
                                      Donk thank you for that video highlight
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                                      • sportsfan9698
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-17-14
                                        • 1995

                                        #54
                                        I really have no problem getting laid... but I think JJ can bring the better bitches to me... so yea I'm all in
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                                        • sportsfan9698
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-17-14
                                          • 1995

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          you're lucky you haven't gotten some things back from them, like a squirt of pepper spray to the dome.........

                                          JJ, the key is not to throw out hundreds of random compliments to "every woman," but to wait until you see some sign of interest from them in you, then do your thing.....

                                          granted, that may take a while in Vegas, where most single women are looking for a good lookin' hi roller
                                          I will politely disagree... I don't think they give a damn about looks... they do give a damn about the size of your wallet, and your personality. Looks are a garnishment
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                                          • sportsfan9698
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-17-14
                                            • 1995

                                            #56
                                            Kickless is a child... and you have slayed them before, and I have as well... but we all know you should not.

                                            Let her be, she wants the attention but when it comes down to it, she will choose the young DB that has no clue to stick his strange prick in her. That is how this is unfolding....

                                            I get hit on by men every day... let me hook you up
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #57
                                              may be true about looks in the general population....

                                              my view is a bit skewed as I was used as a toy on swinger's site that was all about looks/bod.... those women defintely wanted the hottest stud they could find to pound them while their husband filmed.....
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                                              • sportsfan9698
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 05-17-14
                                                • 1995

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                may be true about looks in the general population....

                                                my view is a bit skewed as I was used as a toy on swinger's site that was all about looks/bod.... those women defintely wanted the hottest stud they could find to pound them while their husband filmed.....

                                                Myself as well... not so much a website but guys emailing me to nail their wives... If fat and ugly I would pass, but if hot and slutty of course. I never really understood the whole thing... but I will nail a hot slutty woman anytime anywhere.... what is to question? lol
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                                                • grease lightnin
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-01-12
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  may be true about looks in the general population....

                                                  my view is a bit skewed as I was used as a toy on swinger's site that was all about looks/bod.... those women defintely wanted the hottest stud they could find to pound them while their husband filmed.....
                                                  I have had dude's wives ogling me in a bar while their husband cheered them on several times. Fukkin grosses me out. Why would you want to pound a chick out while her hubby rubs one out??? Something's wrong donker.
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                                                  • Mxs1332
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 03-08-16
                                                    • 661

                                                    #60
                                                    jj have you ever tried wearing a scarf? Chicks dig scarfs!!
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                                                    • innovation
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-27-12
                                                      • 6218

                                                      #61
                                                      jj says they didn't meet

                                                      thats code for he didn't measure up even in the eyes of an Asian woman
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                                                      • sportsfan9698
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-17-14
                                                        • 1995

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Mo that's not bad I haven't been laid in 14 years sometimes get denied even trying to pay

                                                        Pussy is hard for me
                                                        LOL that is funny

                                                        I don't buy it though... you got laid last night. You just don't want to talk about it....
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                                                        • sportsfan9698
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-17-14
                                                          • 1995

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Mxs1332
                                                          jj have you ever tried wearing a scarf? Chicks dig scarfs!!
                                                          I think it is called an ascot...
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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #64
                                                            15 years now.

                                                            Scary.
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                                                            • sportsfan9698
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-17-14
                                                              • 1995

                                                              #65
                                                              How did it go from 13 to 15 years in a couple posts?

                                                              doesn't matter... JJ had two hoes in bed last night and I have the proof. I cannot verify penetration... we can only assume
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                                                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-08-14
                                                                • 14988

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by sportsfan9698
                                                                How did it go from 13 to 15 years in a couple posts?

                                                                doesn't matter... JJ had two hoes in bed last night and I have the proof. I cannot verify penetration... we can only assume
                                                                The post you quoted is from last year in september.

                                                                He did not get laid last night. He would have told me when we spoke this morning.
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                                                                • sportsfan9698
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-17-14
                                                                  • 1995

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                  The post you quoted is from last year in september.

                                                                  He did not get laid last night. He would have told me when we spoke this morning.
                                                                  Okay if you say so... I guess it takes two teenage boys to deliver a pizza?
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                                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                                    • 14988

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by sportsfan9698
                                                                    Okay if you say so... I guess it takes two teenage boys to deliver a pizza?
                                                                    No that is to screw in a lightbulb.

                                                                    One to screw in a lightbulb and the other to smoke weed out of a two litre pop bottle.
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